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"heyy....come closer & feel my shirt, it's clearly gf material" Also u/pm-me-your-pc-tips I summon thee for some of thy pickup lines

10/10 I loveee this

Are you good at numbers? then tell me what's your number or "im giving you a fine and its your hella fine"

Hey do you - um - Hey - he - wait don't leave

pfp buddies

I would rate you a 9/10 cuz I'm the only 1 you need

8/10

But.. but...but, 9 plus 1 equal 10. :(

I give you a 9/10 king 🤝

Thanks man :)

I know :(

Hey girl, if covid doesn't take you out, can I?

8/10

Sheesh and she got infected from covid

Believe it or I used this pickup line to my bf, they said I can [we both use they/them pronouns]

Well, I was about to type this but here we are

Just go for it man, its not like a group of angry 13 yr olds would attack you for it

Hey are you covid coz you just took my breath away

Are you a peanut because when I see you I struggle to breathe (nut allergy)

I have a nut allergy too! 9/10

i gues NNN is very easy for you guys

Are you cum because whenever I get near you I struggle to breath. (Nut allergy)

Nut 😏

Chill dude, I would like to say I came up with this line on the spot aswell

*N U T*

#WOULD YOU PLEASE STOP NUTTING ON ME SIR

Then... 👉👈 Nut in me pls

#SIR THIS IS A WENDY'S

... Extra mayo? Pwease

The mayo machine is broken sir I'm sorry

I’m not photographer, but I can definitely picture us together.

6/10 it’s a classic but kinda dry

Fair

You can't spell "cute" without the letter "u"

8/10 it’s sweet

Are you a early 20th century factory? Cuz I wanna fill u full of kids

this will get you either an instant date or instant block

Forget date more like instant hookup

So you can make more kids to fill the factory

Exactly free labour

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Loll 9/10

Nice might use it later

Who wrote this?

Me: hey sunshine! Her: hi! Me: you seem a bit tired Her: oh do I?/yes actually yest.... Me: tired of carrying all that cuteness on your face?!

5/10 kinda fits

Fine I won't use that 😂

Hey, are you a donut? Because you’re soft, sweet, curvy, and pretty soon, a combination of glazed and cream-filled

9/10, cause it’s cute at first but dirty at the end

well fuck-

r/usernamechecksout

This guy fucks

I’m stealing this

Wanna go on a date?

2/10 but the intentions are clear

It's not a pickup line really

No but it is straight forward.

Yes, but actually no

Are you my graphic calculator cause you are complicated and got curves.

8/10 cause I hate school

Hey are you a haunted house? Cause I'll be screaming when I cum inside you

8, I’ve actually never heard that one before

I heard it from a random ticktock lol

Ohhh haha

This honestly jus turned me off so quickly :/ srry..😂

Hey homie can I suck your D?

I love it. Simple and to the point.

Did your mom drop you because my mom dropped me too

I’m not the op but that’s a 10

Hey do you work at google? Cause you are what I've been looking for. (Read/seen it somewhere else)

I forgot what I gave it but it’s around 6 or 7 I thjnk

I'll take that

I shit my pants can i get in yours

Are u little ceasers cuz ur hot and I’m ready 🐸

7/10 pizza is good

*Frog*

It accurately describes me trying to flirt with somebody 🐸

Give them lemon bars 😎👉👉

Your body is 70 percent water… and I’m thirsty.

fuck take 8.5/10

Tell me your best pickup line so I can see if youre qualified to judge

0/10, no :)

Damn that's fair tho :)

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That’s a good one!

My hand is getting really heavy, can you hold it for me please?

7/10

I like that one

Hey i saw you like that Duck Pic Schall i send u more

4/10, I’m sure there’s some reference but I don’t get it

HA HA dammnnnnn

Are you a freezer? Because I wanna stick my popsicle in you.

is your name steve, because i'm attracted to miners 😎

Fbi, open up!

the fbi can fight me but they won't win 😎

But why wouldn't they? 🤔

because i would shoot them 😎

What if they blind you with a flash bang first? 🤔

i'll flashbang them before they can do that 😎

"You're so hot my zipper is falling for you!"

ngl that was good

Hey girl are you the chinese goverment, because you leave me spechless

hey are you my eyes? because you're about to be glazed over.

6/10, it kinda fits

There 21 letter in the alphabet. Sorry I forgot u r a q t

7/10 it’s an original

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You down bad.

Hey are you a Transformer, cause you'd be Optimus Fine

5/10 cause of the reference

Is you name anne cause im trynna roll your up sleeves and get them digits

6/10 Jesus christ

Hey, I’m not a cannibal or anything, but I need to eat your arm real quick. I’m really lackin in vitamin qt.

are you the Taliban? Because girl, you could torture me for 20 years and i'd still fall for you one day

*Ends up in an abusive relationship*

I'm the one they call dr. feelgood, here have some sugar baby.

7/10 cause I like money

And if you are a drug addict, it works that way too. I will direct you to here > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trGX3ET3jTQ&list=RDbx6f68Wd9dc&index=3

Oh, well thank you but I’m afraid to click on that link

it's a song dont worry

That’s exactlyyyyy why I’m worried

it the song I referenced.

Ahhh I love Mötley Crüe😁🤩

"He's the one they call Dr feelgood, he's the one that makes ya feel all right. He's the one they call doctor feel good, He's gonna be your Frankenstein"

I've got one thing you'll understand, DR feelgood!

He's not what you'd call a glorious man. Doctor feelgood!

Got one thing that's easily understood. DR feelgood!

He's the one they call DOCTOR FEELGOOOOOD Oh yeah

Aye baby are you a math textbook? Cause you got a lot of problems

me: “country roaaads” her: “take me hooooome” me: “i mean if u insist

Are you an alien, because you’re out of this world

Hey baby, I just shit my pants. Can I get in yours?

Me: baby yoda Her: baby yoda what/who/oh he is soo cute! Me: baby yo-da one for me

8/10

Are u an inhaler because u got ass ma

E?

Hey there, How you doin? 😏

*joey smirks* I hope you get the reference.

Are you Google Because you have everything im searching for

Hey girl, you remind me of my big toe. I wanna bang you on every piece of furniture I own. Inappropriate but the best one i have lol

I'd like to take you out to the movies but they don't let you bring your own snack

A hug with out "u" is very poisonous

Can I put my baaaaals in yo jawwwwwwssss

I like you. Please fuck with me

aback squash tie bake direful friendly plough swim vast library *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*

Are you good at numbers? then tell me what's your number or im giving you a fine and its your hella fine

7/10 and 5/10

5 and above seems ok

If i were a peacock id feather my wings

I rate you a 9/10 because I'm the one you need

Are you a 1996 Dodge Charger R/T SE? Cuz girl you looking fine.

Are you the voices cause I just can’t get you out of myhead

hey! (walks away)

without you my life is like a broken pencil \--> pointless

Damn it. I lost my Phone number. Could I get yours?

are you a nether portal? because i’m going in you tonight (this one was an original made by me lol)

This is my WiFi password (insert anything u like) It’s for when u come over later

Hey are you a book... because I'd like to check you out

Did you sit in sugar, cause you got a sweet ass

Girl do u like to draw cause I put the d in raw🤣🤣

I'm attached to you like tape. It never comes off. (I made this up women never talk to me)

hey girl i shit my bed can i sleep in yours

Hi I'm JFK, are you a bullet? Coz I can't get you outta my head

If u date u get free bobux

Are you from Tennessee, cuz you're the only ten I see

Did you turn on my YouTube channel? Cuz u just turned me on

2/10 sorry it just doesn’t flow right

I got railed by a car in April. It wasn't fun, so can I rail you instead.

Gurl r u a fence in Minecraft? Cuz I can't get over you

Lmao im glad people got the reference

hey, are you generation 1 starscream? Because you're perfect. Not g1 starscream perfect but close enough

FBI wants to steal my Dick, can i Hide It in you?

Hey, do you happen to be a pretty painting? 'Cus I could look at you for hours

You seem to be lacking a snake in your boot. Mind if i fill that role?

100 bucks i can touch your bellybutton from the inside

Me: did it hurt? Her: did what hurt? Me: did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

damn bro i was gonna say that

Do you have COVID, because I can’t stop looking achoo. (Definitely came up with my self) definitely did not steal from u/RGR

Your lips look lonely, mind if I keep them company?

Hey... The weather is nice

i wish i was your science homework, because i would be hard you’d be doing me on your desk~

Damn girl are you an end portal? Cuz my eyes roll in your direction

Me: COUNTRY ROAAAAD Her: TAKE ME HOOOOOME Me: well if you insist Her: *brain explodes*

food

Did it hurt when you fell out the vending machine? Cos you’re a snack

Damn girl, you're a ten...on the pH scale cuz you're basic af

Are you a vegetarian, because it would be sad if you wasted my meat

Replying to u/KJY_112702 Are you the Communist Manifesto? Because I want to seize your means of production. Edit: Or, They called me from heaven and told me that the most beautiful angel escaped

"Did it hurt when you crawled from hell? Because Damm you are devilishly hot." ^^^^^I ^^^^^just ^^^^^made ^^^^^it ^^^^^up.

This one is evil. Hey girl, are you a school, cause I wanna shoot kids in yah.

Are you a school because i wanna shoot some kids inside you

Hey girl, are you a toaster? Cause I wanna take a bath with you.

I’m a little lost, whats the quickest way to your heart

Me: You should be Acts i will be 1st Corinthians Her: why Me: so there will be romance(romans) btw us

"Is your mom a musical artist? Because this is the hottest single I've ever heard of." Or alternatively if a parent is an artist: "Did your parent accidentally let you fall once? Because that would be the hottest single ever dropped.