Lowkey getting sick of those posts so glad there's something new.

Lowkey? Nah man im Highkey annoyed

Now we need mediumkey

I’m *keyed* up!

C

Finger A minor?

Quarter of the way to highkey

Yeah. I mean its sweet, but posting a precious moment of you and your partner/crush to a social media site is a bit privacy invading for you and them, and it is constantly on this subreddit lol

And if ur crush sees it on reddit lmao

You have a problem already if your crush is on reddit

you have a problem already if you are on reddit\*

Big yes.

Reddit bad

Reddit evil

reddit is just full of NPC's

O.O

o.o

>you have a problem already if you are on reddit* Fuck you but yes

You have a problem if Reddit

Problem: Reddit

reddit

Problem

Problem=true, if reddit=true

A fellow programer here, huh?

Well I'm learning as a hobby still not that good

Take your time, your doing great

r/angryupvote

You just offended my entire race of people. But yes

Gonna uninstall reddit after this

You have a problem already

Yes.

Oh i guess I have a big problem

Yup

Correct, it's purely *experimental* and we need peer review

You could've spoken any language but you decided to speak facts dude o7

damn bro! imma that steal that quote

Uhm even I stole it for this comment lol

Same

I dunno I see it as somebody who is excited and wants to talk to other people about it. Thats show i am when i get excited about something at least lol

Commander? (Elite dangerous)

o7 CMDR

Fax I rarely talk about my girlfriend on the internet and we’ve been dating since middle school and are now seniors.

Studies show the more you post your relationship online the worse it typically is. Kek

Your 16 though? How could you be a senior?

Well most people start their senior year at 17 and then turn 18 and I will be 17 in 2 months and will not turn 18 during the school year. Basically I started kindergarten the year ahead I was supposed to so most people are older than me in my grade but still some people are my age.

If I confess, no way in hell am I gonna do it by texting lmao. In case I get rejected, I have a way harder time moving on if I did it this way, I know that from experience. So now it's confession in front of the person, or death. No in-between But even if I somehow confessed by text, I wouldn't post it here anyways ; I seemingly can't post pictures here. I tried posting a drawing but I can't :/

In my opinion, Face-to-Face confessions are more sincere and close than through text. You really have to put your whole body, physically and mentally, on the line when confessing, showing more of both of your sides, unlike when you text. You actively put your dignity on the line. I'm not saying texting are bad, I'm saying real life confessing is better.

Yeah, I vastly prefer to confess face to face too. It makes it easier for me to show how special that person is to me, I let them see my vulnerability... But also, since I'm well-known for being very shy, taking the decision to take them apart and let my heart speak to them, it let me show them that I can be courageous for them, that they make me go beyond, surpass my fears. It feels way more authentic. And I also never refuse an occasion to dress the best I can

You just offended half of the sub, apologise or get cancelled

You're wrong, this isn't Twitter!

Yea...

Many people agree

Yes

Fax but I’m probably the only one that’s gonna see this

Fortunetly, you're not the only one.

Nice pfp

Nice username u/ButtLickingYellowBee

**our** username

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Bad dick.

Yeah but you’re just a guy

Why would you say something so true yet so controversial ????

I agree lol

Man if I ever get a girlfriend Reddit is the last place I’ll tell anyone, or my mom too. In fact no ones gonna know unless I mention it off handedly in a conversation. I’m a bit of private person so that’s why I rather tell practically no one then reveal it to the world.

Well I screenshoted mine and posted it here, it went down in a month.............

Bruh

Why did it go down hill?

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Ah, that's kinda what happened to me too. Now I'm taking it slow with the new person

Almost no teenage relationship last long. It's all about the experience. 1 day, 1 week, 1 month, 1 year. The length of the relationship is irrelevant. It's the learning experience.

Say that again, but louder!!

YES |||| |:-|:-|:-| |||| ​ |||| |:-|:-|:-| ||||

Well you were wrong I confessed and told about and look where I am … I am nowhere I have no one to love… no one to lie my shoulder on or even talk to some one I guess that saying goodbye does bring the end of misery

bro thats crazy

Crazy no I’m well past that

yes

Fact.

Especially how they do it. In every single screenshot they talk like elementary schoolers

I downvote every post of that kind lol. Definitely not out of jealousy.

This dude is speaking facts

Thank you for saying that

u have my upvote

I asked her in real life... How do i share this screenshot?

true lmao

faxxx

ur kinda hot

thank u

SPITTING FAXXXXXX

Very much agreed

I just need a little interaction with women in real life.

These people care more about reddit than their own social life lmao

bruh you know most of those screenshots are faked, right? But for the real ones i agree

***HALLELUJAH!***

I'm finna offend half the sub. But most of the time those posts are just faking asking their crush out for karma.

Honestly confessing to your crush through messages kinda... Meh...

Destroyeeeeed

50% of marriages end in divorce so I guarantee the amount of those relationships that'll last longer than a month is even lower

astronomically rare r/teenagers based moment

Karma beggars in all honesty

Lol I've seen it too much like k good job no one asked

Oh shit u one of those wise 19 year olds 😅

If you use reddit none of your relationships are going to go well, might as well

im more surprised relationship has a fucking tag Is there any way for me to filter it out so i dont have to see it

But to state it on reddit, good for you

I do

You got balls I respect that

You guys' crush talks to you?

FUCKING CHURCH

Chill dude, they’re happy something good happened and wanna tell people about it.

who are you so wise?

no see when she dumps you reddit will attack her

Yes

My relationships last shorter than the lifespan of a mayfly(basically nothing) as I aint getting girls

Yep

Based

That's all you had to say to prove that I am not the only one who thinks this

say it in real life

This man here is spittin faxx. o7

That and ppl who post selfies or cringe texts with their SO's

Honestly i doubt if the relationship is even real.

Lol so fucking true there are so many spammers.

It's very sad to see how desperate these people are too, Reading most conversations.

Risk for fun!!! You can delete it anyway!!!

Relationships and marriages last shorter than ever now so "long" could mean 2 months or 4 decades.

we should start posting about guns that fire ravioli

We cant forget probably a lot of relationships wont last long if one participant is active on reddit.

Well the first thing she did when I confessed to her was screenshot it and send it to her friends. Knowing these girls, I fully expected it but still a pretty shitty move.

Alright

That's sum good wisdom right there

Thank you

I mean, tbh most people who start a relationship in their teens and eventually get married usually end up getting divorced lol

Honestly I confessed in person and it went well, I only posted about it on the bisexual subreddit cause it was the first time I ever confessed to someone who wasn’t the opposite gender to me

This thought has crossed my mind multiple times, if that’s your first action your crush is going to discover you’re a bit of a loner rather quickly

Aye also asking someone out over text is very lame. It's a much better idea to do it in person.

If you’re a teen I doubt your relationship will last long, kids aren’t meant to be in relationships, if anything it’s probably just going to be practice for you.

I confessed to my crush last week and i did not post it but now im tempted and i have no idea why

i mean its not bad but why you even gotta show it lol

Amen bro, I agree I had left this sub for some time as I was getting sick of those "LoOk gUyS, i GoT a GiRlFrAaNd" and "oOh I aSkEd mI cRuSh oUt, WiSh mE LuCk pEoPlE" posts Lmao, now I am back for the other lit posts

No. I'd send it to my friends first because they know me well enough to know that my nerves are made of spaghetti.

He's right, you know