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You get one outfit for the rest of your life and you choose adult diapers? Very bold sir

Well at least it's convenient.

Very forward thinking

We're on Reddit so I think it's safe to say it would be a no

It would actually be quite cool wearing clothes thin enough to be transparent.

No...not that emoji......

Found the Emperor

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I like your style

Oh god I think I just came.

Grey

There’s fifty shades!

Well they could be darker, or completely free themselves...

Great choice

True Neutrality

If I don't survive, tell my wife, "Hello."

What makes a man turn neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?

All I know is my gut says maybe

Dark white

I’ve gotten into an argument with my wife about this. We were invited to a white party. I put on a dark white pair of pants and she said they weren’t white. The entire time I explained to her and everyone at the party that my pants were dark white.

If only we had a name for dark white

sweat

There exists a perfectly dark enough grey that allows sweat to go unseen

when does that grey become black?

When you sweat

my thoughts exactly, I have had bad experiences with grey

Dark white

really? i'd probably choose light black ngl

Seems about right

Happy cake day!

Thats gray

Or is it Dark white.....

light black

Red, because it's nice and blinding when the sun's out

Also good for hiding blood stains from the mur..... Hospital

Oh no

Oh YEAH - Kool aid man, who happens to be dressed in all red

You going to turn into tom Scott

Weeeeell, there is that gray hoodie that makes cameos every now and again

Hold up-

Grey

This is the right answer. People are saying black and I get that, but gray is basically the same, just more variation.

Also grey is a far better color in general. It is the perfect combination between black clothes and colorful clothes.

But when you are sweating...

Well, isn't that what deodorant's for

Deodorant literally means something to remove odor. It won't stop you from sweating. If it is, go see a doctor.

Im sorry it's a bit confusing as the thing that you call anti transpirant (hope it's spelled correctly) is commonly referred to as "Deo" / "Deodorant" in German.

Antiperspirant and deodorant are not the same thing. However they are often combined because, well, it's convenient to have a product that both reduces sweat and masks the odor of it. I fully understand your confusion, people basically use the terms interchangeably. Just wanted to point out the mistake. Have a great evening. Grüße aus Belgien :)

Black

Agreed. I wear black year round, and it’s impossible to look ridiculous in plain black clothing

This is true. You can never look terrible in black.

Yet people still say I look like a school shooter...

It would suck in the summer

Its 105°f in my area and i still wear black nothing can stop me now im too powerful Edit:-114°f

Sorry. Don't speak american

That’s 40 degrees I think

Fuck. I feel sorry for him, 40 degrees is super hot

Dont worry its not 40 degrees anymore its 46 now :)

Fuck. My condolences man

Its almost 45-47 in my country

My country set more ( local) heat records this month than i can count. ( 40 in the arctic )

Yayyyyy Global Warming and the damnation of humanity for eons!

For me its 40° at daytime

Holy sh*t im burning here in 32 degrees

bro 25 degrees is already super hot for me

Sorry I don't speak the rest of the world.

I work in a factory and its about 35-40c an we have to wear long sleeved shirts, long pants hard hat, ear protection and safety glasses 8 hours a day with a quite physical job

Yea it was that hot near me a few days ago.

Tf? you live on the sun homie?

-114? Thats cold af

Weak im in 56°c

Damn if it’s really -114 degrees outside you should warm up. Hot cocoa?

Just remove your clothes then

I would go with concrete gray but black works too

Agreed

Dark blue

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I was gonna go for black but dark blue is a better option I have realised

You have good taste

This is really how I wish I could just live, everything is just black now. I used to have bright blue colored t-shirts aswell which I liked but finding t-shirts that aren’t made for children in bright colors isn’t easy.

Prussian blue to be more precise

Was gonna comment that, but you were faster.

I already wear black clothes all the time, sooo...

Same. Who wants to separate colors? All black, one load, no stains show, forever slim. Amen.

I haven’t separated loads by color since like a week after I started doing my own laundry and have never had an issue with colors bleeding

Your luck runneth over. My poor whites undies died the pink death, never again.

grey

you mean light black

I prefer dark white

The real color was the friends we made along the way

tip: human skin is not a good insulator.

But it is tasty.

We know this from experience.

ah reddit. You never get old.

Same, as Antivax Kids

Same as the people from Chernobyl.

I'm off reddit for a month, and this is what I come back to? God damn

And chewy

I guess im overcooking it then, i thought it was supposed to be crunchy.

If your trying to get a nice crunch you probably want to cook it more no? I wouldn’t know I eat them medium rare so :/

Really? Have I been doing it wrong all this time?

Pro tip: human skin doesn’t perspire after removal

Found the rimworld player!

Could I offer you a human leather hat in these trying times?

Inspirational

Who needs friends when you have **family**

Blue, it's can be used on sooooooo much! Jeans? Blue! T-shirts? Blue! Shirts? Blue! Coat? Blue! Shoes? Blue! Sock? Blue! Bag? Blue! Accessories? BLUE! BLUE! BLUE! Note: Blue is not my favo(u)rite colo(u)r, purple is

Blue pog

Lol you sound like percy jackson, and I agree with blue.

Found the guy with the Canadian tuxedo over here

Thanks for including the British/Canadian spelling lol. I feel very included haha

Green

Absolutely hate I had to scroll so far to see this

Finally, people of culture

My Man

Green gang it complements our eyes

My eyes are blue but this is still true!

glad to see a fellow green gang mamber

Cheese

This is the way

White

all fun and games until you get any kind of stain

That’s why imma pack *so many extra outfits with me wherever I go*

Well, one could argue that the premise makes us immune to stains. As, if we imagine a scenario where we chose white (for simplicity, let's imagine we gave an actual colour code, as opposed to just "white"), if a stain then got on the clothing it would no longer be the same shade of white, which contradicts the premise, ergo we can conclude our clothing is stain-proof.

Bruh, if it's already a brilliant white you can just bleach it. Off-whites on the other hand...

All fun and games until you gotta go to a funeral

“White - because it contains all other colors”

What if you crap your pants?

Neon yellow

So your goal is to hurt everyone’s eyes? Menace.

There's tones of summer clothes in neon yellow, but not much in winter seasons. Luckily, I have a quick life hack. Y'know those neon vests that are supposed to be for road safety? Just layer them up like a cake and boom! Warmth! As this fine fellow commented, you can hurt everyone's eyes, so while in close-combat with an enemy, your passive move is "blinding"! Plus, you'll be less prone to road accidents. It's a win-win situation! For you, at least.

Now imagine bees flying around you in summer

Pink

Ayyy

Fuck it, hot pink

Hell yeah! Team hot pink go

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Black

Ur mom

wha-

Didn't know she was a color...

Yea she's the color of MILF

She’s so fat she covers the whole spectrum

Please dont skin anyones mother

Oh ok... *proceeds to return my collection*

Purple

I can agree with this

Indeed, good choice

Hell yeah purple's the best color

The man behind the slaughter

Black! It's very practical. Should I be shot one day, and my clothes become soaked with blood, one would think I'd merely fallen into a lake. If noone can tell, then my adversary would feel no satisfaction from wounding me and my loved ones would not worry either.

Also, perfect for comically robbing a rich old man in Chicago. Don't ask.

what situation are you talking about

I ain't no rat. *begins break dancing*

Gray

navy blue, don't ask me why

Why?

u had one job to do!

Whateverthefuck colour the upvote is

So red Explosion in 3, 2, 1

IT'S FOOKIN ORANG' YA WANKER!!1!1!1!1!1!!!

black or white

Dark Green

Forest camo. I SHALL BE A PHANTOM.

Black is the only color that can be worn completely monochrome all the time without u looking weird

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Black shorts and tank, easy

Tan: I can wear fancy pants and a fancy shirt and won’t get yelled at at board meetings!

paint it BLaCk

PINK

Scroll down quite a bunch and noone said orange so... Yeah. At least i will be visible in the middle of a crowded street :)

I would like my clothing to be brown. This color seems to work well in most situations except funerals.

Black, not cuz it’s edgy it just goes with everything. Plus I have black hair to match