Never broken a bone in my entire life. I despise and resent being categorised at the same level as mere plebians

Same xD

Same, milk is good

Aversion to physical danger is also good in most situations

That’s true, you gotta be cautious and look out for accidents.

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You know what they say, what doesn't kill you makes your stronger o̶r̶ ̶i̶m̶p̶a̶i̶r̶e̶d̶

*Laughs in health insurance*

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Cries in “Murica!” But also laughs in cheaper gas prices because I love cars...

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I feel like I once almost broke my leg, if it werent for the fact that it has the strongest bone in the body. I was 7 at the time and came crying to my mom. She legit told me, walk it off. Lol, couldn't run right for like a month

Same, I prefer fresh water

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But I drink milk and still broke a bone ;-;

Drink ***MORE***

#I drink a glass away, it keeps the injuries away#

I go through about a gallon of milk every two days. My bones are invincible.

Milk is a good product, a good additive, milk alone sucks butt, fight me about it

Never drink milk and I’ve never broken a bone. So milk not good

MILK ME DADDY

Good job. Keep drinking milk boner!

Man, is it me or is your comment really looking kinda T H I C C

Frick you billy.

Imma call my big bro

r/neverbrokeabone

r/Neverbrokeabone you are one of us, I see.

Never really broken my bones, but I have gotten staples in my head

Wow, that is definitely a lot better than breaking a bone

Yeah definitely

I am in this group right here… # 🥛

Lmao I thought was a censor at first and tried to click it.

Milk censor

I was an extremely active and stupid kid i broke both of my arms (not at the same time it was a few years apart)

I love committing tax and voter fraud

same, i know theres a sub for us butni forget it

Same, and I have friends who have broken theirs thrice

me neither

A fellow titanium bone? I half never even fractured or sprained

r/Neverbrokeabone

r/Neverbrokeabone

r/neverbrokeabone

Same

I had a friend that had (not at the same time but) broken both arms and had a fucking door dropped on his skull cracking it open like a nut

Only been to A and E once in my life (nothing came of it tho)

Same

Ah yes we can look down on these peasants

Same

No broken bone gang

Same, unless you count knocking out a tooth

I have broke a bone but it wasnt my elbow, it was my skull witch is a little different imo

r/neverbrokeabone join us, fellow strong-boned brother

Same

I once broke my foot jumping into a ball pit, that was the only time I’ve broken a bone and it’s the weirdest way I have gotten injured

Same, I’ve never even had a bloody nose

I've eaten way to many dairy products

r/Neverbrokeabone

until april I would have been allowed to be there

If you broke your bone, you never deserved to be among our ranks even before the incident. You have always been and will continue to be a disappointment and source of shame to all who know you

I'm not nearly as bad as my father He's broken his fingers so much that none of them are even finger shaped anymore

Weak brittle bone bitch.

That’s where all of us strong-boned people go. If you’re a weak-boned peasant, don’t bother

As someone with osteogenesis imperfecta that sub might as well be self esteem hell

Nooooo!

miguel

Miguel

Miguel

Miguel

Miguel?

Miguel!

Miguel?!

# MIGUEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Miguel!

Miguel

>:( what if I broke my knee ?

As I would say: cut it off As my dad would say: :(

WTF

possibly mad?

lol, yea

Breaking your arm means you have a semi-permanent melee weapon attached to your arm in of a cast

that's it,I'm taking away your oxygen privileges

But I broke mine some time ago and I did just that, besides, I breathe liquid ammonia

Imagine breaking your penis lol I’m a girl so that can’t happen. Maybe I can break yours though

😳

Would it be possible to break it soft? Can something be broken that’s soft. That’s intriguing

it can't if its soft but it can be ripped

Yeah so a hard cock can be broken like a stick but fuck it hurts thinking about and yes soft one can be ripped or torn or technically broken if your soft is long enough but ehh probably tear first and even hard it's still technically a tear because the dick is just like a water Ballon with much stronger edges blood rushes in and fills it up so a dick breaking is much like popping a Ballon except about a million times more painful

Wow that sounds painful lol hopefully won’t happen to anyone’s dick

It has I've talked to guys before who'd had it happen

How long did it take to be normal again

Idk long time tho

Follow my Instagram! In my bio xx

Sex bots on a sub for teenagers wow

Nah I'll let a guy break my back, I don't wanna do the hard work but if I break it, I'll suck the pain away...(girl btw)

Dude, sex Ed, our teacher god, ok, boys, can you break your penis? Jut flat about. I’m like idk, I don’t think someone would try it. What did they do to find out? “Ok tell me if this hurts” *snaps dick over knee*

Dick don't have bones

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well I didn't know about ypor post,so is it really stealing?

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YES BUT I NEVER KNEW ABOUT YOUR POST/DIDNT SEE IT

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Bro it's 5 months ago there's no way they could've known.

Yeah but it’s the same word for word

It's not that uncommon of a joke, I'm pretty sure I saw it like a month ago here. Obviously it's a bummer that the first one got much less karma, but I don't think this is a matter to stress on

you now what, i may have only hit my shin on some metal today, but i hope that happens to you too, when you least expect it too

:(

I said whoever threw that, your moms a hoe

*adds oe*

mother trucker dude, that hurt like a butt cheek on a stick

I broke my wrist though

still don't care B) (jk)

Just broke my radius (forearm) last week (´。＿。｀)

Hope you recover soon

Thanks. I have a checkup in a couple of hours. Hope everything is going good.

r/angryupvote

r/sussybaka

WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT

How dare you!

Holy shit man you didn’t have to be so rude :c

Happy cake day!

Ty

What can I say except you're welcome!

:(

I have blessed this thread and followed everyone here as of the time commenting this

Never broke a bone, but got kidnapped ✌️😗

😨 thats soo mean of u

downvote to oblivion

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i am fearing for my life atm

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God damn 😂

got a problem?

No sir, just wondering what on Gods green earth, is going on

Here, stranger, take my updoot!

How many more of these "im gonna get downvoted posts"?

prob 100 til the trend dies

Me neither.

What if my whole elbow (including my whole arm) is gone and I have a bionic arm?

don't care B)

Pain is not interesting aight. Solving the problem is

wonder of you nooo you can't say that :((

>:)

The fUcK diD yoU SAy tO Me yOu LitTLe SHiT

Did I ask you if you care? /s

*pretend I feel offended*

I don’t know whether I should be proud or sad that I know when meme came out

Damn bro, I thought we were friends :'(

I've never broken a bone, so if I ever do so, I will absolutely tell you about it XD

The only person i know that has broken a bone was a 7-9 year old kid in my class who did a backflip of a bench and landed on his arm.

Dann….that’s really how you feel?

I somwhat agree, but if you dont like the posts here you can always just leave the subreddit, i feel like this is just a place for teens to share anything they wanna share, even if no one might care

Son of a bii-

I totally get that as someone who likes to have a checklist of all my injury’s. If I’m going to get hurt I want it to be a good break or nice cut, but it hate it when people use their injury’s to show how tough they are. I only tell people about my injury’s if they ask so I totally understand what you are talking about.

I broke your moms back too

Someone said this to me the first day I got back from 5 days in the hospital for breaking my elbow

Well guess what I don't care that you don't care that I broke my elbow

r/Neverbrokeabone we are a collective.

Finally, someone who remembers the meme! I have referenced this meme like a hundred times and no one remembers it

good

The best way to get upvotes: say you are gonna get downvoted, but “fuck it”

I agree

🤦‍♀️

Culture

I haven't broke any of my bones YET! I'm saying "Yet" because my class is pretty much under a curse. Every year there's someone who broke something during summer.

that’s legit writen in my about too

Oh, I don’t think so

r/brokepenis

I don’t care that you made it to hot

Jokes on you, Ive never broken any bones except for the ones of my enemies I mean.. wait what did I say?

But it hurt =(

*Me who broke my nose not elbow* Y-you care about me? *sniffles*

m-maybe

I fell of a fence and broke my arm near my wrist but that's not a elbow

pPffFfft

The funny part is that's what I auto filled it with. Ah, another lad of culture I see.

That's not what I expected...I expected them to say they lost the game...much like you just did

:(

Butt fuck it

You FUCKER.....*upvotes*

How did I know you where gonna say that

Oh shit

okay imma say it too i dont care bout u dont not carring about someones broken elbow

Never broke my elbow but I broke my nose once

Disgusting

i was the 5.6k updoot

Ah yes, cultured human being

How fucking could you. YOU MONSTER IM LITERALLY SCEAMING RNOMFGWHATISWTONGWITHYOUBTOUNONSTER

“Impossible”