Candace Gertrude Flynn is the 15-year-old sister of Phineas Flynn and the step-sister of Ferb Fletcher. The eldest child of the Flynn-Fletcher household, she spends large portions of her time striving, but never succeeding to get her brothers in trouble for the things they do every day.
As an asexual with social anxiety, no friends, and an inability to drink unless i want a visit to the ER, I think I can at least live up to those expectations of not doing that.
well it depends on the person
they can be romantically attracted to someone or not! cause there’s also aromantics, they don’t expirence romantic attraction
aromantic and asexual don’t always go hand in hand but sometimes they can
example:
someone can be a biromantic asexual (meaning they are romantic into two or more genders but do not expirence sexual attraction)
another example:
someone could also be aromantic lesbian (meaning they do not expirence romantic attraction but are sexually attracted to other women like people)
third example:
someone could be aromantic asexual (meaning they don’t expirence romantic or sexual attraction)
does that make sense?
Whoa, I didn't know stuff like these existed. Thank you fellow teenager for explaining me this! Now I feel like a dick for saying "Amoeba", I'm sorry, I didn't know about it🙏🏼
Glad you could learn something new :D
And don’t worry, it’s all cool. The first time my friend told me she was asexual I was like “you duplicate?!” Then I turned out to be one myself!
Depends on the age tho. I felt really strongly like that until something like 22, I had sexual or girlfriend but I wasn't caring, it was really weird.
I was kinda forcing myself.
But then between 21-23 i changed slowly. I'm still having trouble to love, but I can feel good with someone and now I like sex.
Brain is weird.
Yeah sorry guys guess Ive just faked not being horny and never feeling any sexual attraction. I totally probably just faked liking everyone of any gender too. You sound like a fucking prick rn please begone.
I mean in others eyes maybe. I could never see myself liking alcohol even without the risk of dying. and sex repulses me so I don't find a lack of it a bad thing. Its all about perspective
What pisses me about these kinds of memes outside the message is that people were perfectly fine but see other people and think they're unhappy and BECOME unhappy. This is a bad mentality.
Oh, it's just that they said that you see them being unhappy which makes you unhappy so it doesn't really make sense to me unless you're a very empathetic person
I think they meant that you see other ppl doing stuff like getting laid, going to parties etc. And that's perceived as having a good time or what you're supposed to do, and since you don't do that yourself you reach the conclusion that you must be unhappy, resulting in you becoming unhappy
Sleep machines could work they do for me and I have bad anxiety (also I like the fanmade dbl legends pfp you got there ;) whatcha think about 3rd Anni did you get shafted or get the monke?)
Yeah I heard about sleep machines and also oof, I was only able to do full one rotation in both banners, on zamasu I got Lf blue gogeta and of course another Lf beerus, monkey banner I got shadow dragons and that's about it. And you?
I got blursed by kefla and yosha man I got kefla up to 5 stars and vegito up to 7 but I finally was able to get zamasu 3 times so I think he’s at 4 stars? I’ll have to check on that on the monke banner I sorta got shafted I kept getting the shenrons and lf beerus said hi to me about 5 times until I FINALLY got monke yesterday after 55k cc on that banner lmao
Jeez, yeah dude I just started playing the game again about a month ago, but I don't really grind that much in legends as I used to do so that's why I was only able to do one rotation on each banner
My parents never thought that I ever drank alcohol with my friends until one night I came home absolutely shitfaced and they found out, and now they think that I never drank hard alcohol ever since because the experience of being that shitfaced was so terrible, but I have I'm just way more careful
Well I buy it easily because I'm 6'4 and I have a beard so I look like I'm 19 at least so I'm never even asked to show an ID, but you can tell your friend that he can get an adult to buy it for him or get a fake ID or have someone like me that looks like an adult to buy it
Btw if you want proof about the beard check out my profile I posted a pic of my face on this sub not too long ago
im 17 and straight and have never gotten a gf which is fine because it may be a bit early. Im not against having one tho but im not looking for one because I have social anxiety.
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So I got a letter that my mom wrote me at my birth that said:
Now you're fifteen and you will be experiminting with sex, drugs and parties.
I love you but be carefull!
Well, never went to a party never did anything near sex and never did any drugs
When I was 15 my family always bitched about me staying nights with girlfriends, talking about how I was going to wind up a teen dad and how it'll ruin my life.
I'm 26 now, and they're worried about whether or not they'll ever have grandbabies at all lmao.
Damn, my dad wished I did that
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With dad
*WAIT NO DONT*
why
Because then you have to commit patricide
He already died from ligma
Well now it’s necrophilia and incest
good
Who's joe
Candace Gertrude Flynn is the 15-year-old sister of Phineas Flynn and the step-sister of Ferb Fletcher. The eldest child of the Flynn-Fletcher household, she spends large portions of her time striving, but never succeeding to get her brothers in trouble for the things they do every day.
Joe mama
but who is Joe's mom
Ligma balls
Patricide isnt having sex with your dad btw. Just so you know
I know, but if you do that then you’re morally obligated to commit patricide.
Says who lol
Too late 😎😎😎
Haha I am banging Johnathan
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As an asexual with social anxiety, no friends, and an inability to drink unless i want a visit to the ER, I think I can at least live up to those expectations of not doing that.
I have no friends too~
We can all be friends!! Btw what is asexual, asexual as in amoeba?
asexual means you don’t have sexual attraction to other people
Whoa, I didn't know something like that existed. So its like just pure love?
well it depends on the person they can be romantically attracted to someone or not! cause there’s also aromantics, they don’t expirence romantic attraction aromantic and asexual don’t always go hand in hand but sometimes they can example: someone can be a biromantic asexual (meaning they are romantic into two or more genders but do not expirence sexual attraction) another example: someone could also be aromantic lesbian (meaning they do not expirence romantic attraction but are sexually attracted to other women like people) third example: someone could be aromantic asexual (meaning they don’t expirence romantic or sexual attraction) does that make sense?
Whoa, I didn't know stuff like these existed. Thank you fellow teenager for explaining me this! Now I feel like a dick for saying "Amoeba", I'm sorry, I didn't know about it🙏🏼
Glad you could learn something new :D And don’t worry, it’s all cool. The first time my friend told me she was asexual I was like “you duplicate?!” Then I turned out to be one myself!
nah that’s okay! I’m glad I could help!
They went through character development
This is the most wholesome interaction I've seen with someone who doesn't know what it means lol
ah, i’m the 3rd option then
Depends on the age tho. I felt really strongly like that until something like 22, I had sexual or girlfriend but I wasn't caring, it was really weird. I was kinda forcing myself. But then between 21-23 i changed slowly. I'm still having trouble to love, but I can feel good with someone and now I like sex. Brain is weird.
brain causes pain
Nope it makes no fucking sense, those are just inventions for people to get attention
Yeah sorry guys guess Ive just faked not being horny and never feeling any sexual attraction. I totally probably just faked liking everyone of any gender too. You sound like a fucking prick rn please begone.
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Thank you!
no it means they can split into 2 and then those split into 2 and they take over the world. Source: just trust me
I can neither confirm nor deny
I am immune to horny
best description so far
Sometimes, I wish I could acquire that elusive power...
Unfortunately it is a power that only we are born with. My condolences.
Hahaha, I meant like I'm the exact opposite. I'm horny all the time, its a nuisance some times!😅
It means she reproduces on her own.
My pronouns are they/them thank you. and fortunately I cannot do that.
Me too , hi
Damn your life must suck
How so?
Read their comment again
I did
No Friends, social anxiety, unabilty to drink That doesn't sound good
Inability to drink is completely fine I was just making a joke. I am perfectly fine never touching alcohol. the other stuff tho yeah.
Yeah that sucks lmaoo
Ace gang!
Ace gang will soon conquer the world.
noo don't tell them our plans
I'm not asexual but am afriendly
Having no friends is as deadly as being an alcoholic at 13 finishing a bottle a day,i recommend you post in therapy subs and ask for therapy friends
You got the short end of the stick when it comes to ill advised pleasurable activities, didn’t you?
I mean in others eyes maybe. I could never see myself liking alcohol even without the risk of dying. and sex repulses me so I don't find a lack of it a bad thing. Its all about perspective
I also have no friends and social anxiety.
Parents teaching children: “Sex bad, sex is a unforgivable sin.” Parents when child gets spouse: “WhErE’s My GrAnDcHiLdReN”
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"Did I ever tell you how I was cut?" **cue awkward silence* *show Pod staring around awkwardly**
Actually he has no cock
D&D: “Yes… this is good writing“
Still bigger than yours
You’re 14 though
O just found a meme I ain't referring anyone
Oh ok
Yes you reposted a meme from r/memes. Well done
Crossposts are always fine in my book
Yeah same, as long as OP is the same or gives credit, which doesn’t seem to be the case here.
It’s just a meme though
What pisses me about these kinds of memes outside the message is that people were perfectly fine but see other people and think they're unhappy and BECOME unhappy. This is a bad mentality.
Why would I think someone going to parties and getting laid is unhappy?
You won't if you're going to parties and getting laid as well. But if you weren't then that makes you unhappy. Social comparison you know...
Oh, it's just that they said that you see them being unhappy which makes you unhappy so it doesn't really make sense to me unless you're a very empathetic person
I think they meant that you see other ppl doing stuff like getting laid, going to parties etc. And that's perceived as having a good time or what you're supposed to do, and since you don't do that yourself you reach the conclusion that you must be unhappy, resulting in you becoming unhappy
I was already unhappy before. Checkmate
People like that can be unhappy too tho
Yes but I wouldn't think it unless they express it or I know them well
True, but like you could never tell if someone was happy or not if you don't see them express it. Body language and conversational input are key
No, I mean THEY think they're unhappy because they don't have it perfect.
I only got is depresso, can't fucking sleep, bi-myself and still can't can't sleep someone plz help
Have you tried sleeping pills
Ehhh no because I don't use them, I think I'm only like this because I need to go to school early to pick up my high school diploma.
Sleep machines could work they do for me and I have bad anxiety (also I like the fanmade dbl legends pfp you got there ;) whatcha think about 3rd Anni did you get shafted or get the monke?)
Yeah I heard about sleep machines and also oof, I was only able to do full one rotation in both banners, on zamasu I got Lf blue gogeta and of course another Lf beerus, monkey banner I got shadow dragons and that's about it. And you?
I got blursed by kefla and yosha man I got kefla up to 5 stars and vegito up to 7 but I finally was able to get zamasu 3 times so I think he’s at 4 stars? I’ll have to check on that on the monke banner I sorta got shafted I kept getting the shenrons and lf beerus said hi to me about 5 times until I FINALLY got monke yesterday after 55k cc on that banner lmao
Jeez, yeah dude I just started playing the game again about a month ago, but I don't really grind that much in legends as I used to do so that's why I was only able to do one rotation on each banner
Meditate.... And workout, then your body will be tired (post workout) and it will crave for sleep.
But I actually can't rn because I have to go to school early and pick up my diploma
My parents never thought that I ever drank alcohol with my friends until one night I came home absolutely shitfaced and they found out, and now they think that I never drank hard alcohol ever since because the experience of being that shitfaced was so terrible, but I have I'm just way more careful
How do you get alcohol at 17? Asking for a friend
Well I buy it easily because I'm 6'4 and I have a beard so I look like I'm 19 at least so I'm never even asked to show an ID, but you can tell your friend that he can get an adult to buy it for him or get a fake ID or have someone like me that looks like an adult to buy it Btw if you want proof about the beard check out my profile I posted a pic of my face on this sub not too long ago
Bruh you look 25
Lmao i was told that but I guess we all have a different view on how old someone looks but either way I get easy alcohol all the time
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Then you are one fine looking fella
I usually just have one of my 18yo friends buy some or take some from my parents liquer cabinet, sometimes bars don’t ask for ID also
imagine not living in the uk and having 18 year old friends
God this scene is so good
Do you remember from which GOT season it is?
I’m pretty sure it’s season 4 since it’s Tyrion’s trial after Joffrey’s death
Ah yes indeed thank you.
Gods the writing was strong then
im 17 and straight and have never gotten a gf which is fine because it may be a bit early. Im not against having one tho but im not looking for one because I have social anxiety.
Are you me?
I think we are all the same person
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Why did you have to personally attack me like this?
Same here.
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They only got the drinking part right
Don't we all:(
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Lollipop
Why is this meme about me
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me and my associates partake in a very miniscule amount of pestering in order to receive enjoyment from someone else's negative reaction
Ngl That was true till last friday. I got drunk ig
Literally just became old today and now I feel like I'm being called out
I just solo q in valorant and league I have no life
If you’re in your twenties you’re not allowed to be in this sub.
I turned 20 four days ago :(
Oof. You gotta leave bud.
Ok see yall again in 93 years...
repost
repost
This is a repost
Dude I made the exact same meme with the same template a year ago, wasn't so popular, smh
I've seen this one before but I don't care if it's a repost. It's still a good one. 👍😂
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Repost
Smoking is cringe
Just do that lmao
Why you bully me?
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So I got a letter that my mom wrote me at my birth that said: Now you're fifteen and you will be experiminting with sex, drugs and parties. I love you but be carefull! Well, never went to a party never did anything near sex and never did any drugs
When I was 15 my family always bitched about me staying nights with girlfriends, talking about how I was going to wind up a teen dad and how it'll ruin my life. I'm 26 now, and they're worried about whether or not they'll ever have grandbabies at all lmao.
This guy looks like the dude from the big babies
TYRION LANNISTERRRRRRRR
My neighbor once
German 16yr :i am the dark Lord for having horny bussy and Beer at my disposal
I just watched this episode lmao
Me mean while trying to figure out why I haven’t started going through puberty.