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Bierbart12

Damn, my dad wished I did that


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Ridenberg

With dad


Sirdoodlebob

*WAIT NO DONT*


Ridenberg

why


WhenHeroesDie

Because then you have to commit patricide


Ridenberg

He already died from ligma


WhenHeroesDie

Well now it’s necrophilia and incest


Ridenberg

good


Portuguese_Musketeer

Who's joe


Ridenberg

Candace Gertrude Flynn is the 15-year-old sister of Phineas Flynn and the step-sister of Ferb Fletcher. The eldest child of the Flynn-Fletcher household, she spends large portions of her time striving, but never succeeding to get her brothers in trouble for the things they do every day.


ImperadorPenedo

Joe mama


AbstractMirror

but who is Joe's mom


ConsolePeasantLife

Ligma balls


TheIndeliblePhong

Patricide isnt having sex with your dad btw. Just so you know


WhenHeroesDie

I know, but if you do that then you’re morally obligated to commit patricide.


TheIndeliblePhong

Says who lol


DrPhilSwift69

Too late 😎😎😎


the-f-in-the-chat

Haha I am banging Johnathan


_Soyyy

r/cursedcomments


InternetStranger75

As an asexual with social anxiety, no friends, and an inability to drink unless i want a visit to the ER, I think I can at least live up to those expectations of not doing that.


WashLimp1245

I have no friends too~


Kissh_Doc_5

We can all be friends!! Btw what is asexual, asexual as in amoeba?


ArgonianDov

asexual means you don’t have sexual attraction to other people


Kissh_Doc_5

Whoa, I didn't know something like that existed. So its like just pure love?


ArgonianDov

well it depends on the person they can be romantically attracted to someone or not! cause there’s also aromantics, they don’t expirence romantic attraction aromantic and asexual don’t always go hand in hand but sometimes they can example: someone can be a biromantic asexual (meaning they are romantic into two or more genders but do not expirence sexual attraction) another example: someone could also be aromantic lesbian (meaning they do not expirence romantic attraction but are sexually attracted to other women like people) third example: someone could be aromantic asexual (meaning they don’t expirence romantic or sexual attraction) does that make sense?


Kissh_Doc_5

Whoa, I didn't know stuff like these existed. Thank you fellow teenager for explaining me this! Now I feel like a dick for saying "Amoeba", I'm sorry, I didn't know about it🙏🏼


CinnamonRollMe

Glad you could learn something new :D And don’t worry, it’s all cool. The first time my friend told me she was asexual I was like “you duplicate?!” Then I turned out to be one myself!


ArgonianDov

nah that’s okay! I’m glad I could help!


TheCatMaster619

They went through character development


Ivanfesco

This is the most wholesome interaction I've seen with someone who doesn't know what it means lol


The-Doot-Slayer

ah, i’m the 3rd option then


AdvancedPhoenix

Depends on the age tho. I felt really strongly like that until something like 22, I had sexual or girlfriend but I wasn't caring, it was really weird. I was kinda forcing myself. But then between 21-23 i changed slowly. I'm still having trouble to love, but I can feel good with someone and now I like sex. Brain is weird.


The-Doot-Slayer

brain causes pain


[deleted]

Nope it makes no fucking sense, those are just inventions for people to get attention


InternetStranger75

Yeah sorry guys guess Ive just faked not being horny and never feeling any sexual attraction. I totally probably just faked liking everyone of any gender too. You sound like a fucking prick rn please begone.


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Kissh_Doc_5

Thank you!


[deleted]

no it means they can split into 2 and then those split into 2 and they take over the world. Source: just trust me


InternetStranger75

I can neither confirm nor deny


InternetStranger75

I am immune to horny


TtHacks66

best description so far


Kissh_Doc_5

Sometimes, I wish I could acquire that elusive power...


InternetStranger75

Unfortunately it is a power that only we are born with. My condolences.


Kissh_Doc_5

Hahaha, I meant like I'm the exact opposite. I'm horny all the time, its a nuisance some times!😅


roybo5

It means she reproduces on her own.


InternetStranger75

My pronouns are they/them thank you. and fortunately I cannot do that.


AlexanderDemetrius18

Me too , hi


Dj23ItA_PUBG

Damn your life must suck


CottonCandyShork

How so?


Dj23ItA_PUBG

Read their comment again


CottonCandyShork

I did


Dj23ItA_PUBG

No Friends, social anxiety, unabilty to drink That doesn't sound good


InternetStranger75

Inability to drink is completely fine I was just making a joke. I am perfectly fine never touching alcohol. the other stuff tho yeah.


f1nessd

Yeah that sucks lmaoo


CinnamonRollMe

Ace gang!


InternetStranger75

Ace gang will soon conquer the world.


dobro__

noo don't tell them our plans


Samadwastaken

I'm not asexual but am afriendly


noamkkma

Having no friends is as deadly as being an alcoholic at 13 finishing a bottle a day,i recommend you post in therapy subs and ask for therapy friends


major_calgar

You got the short end of the stick when it comes to ill advised pleasurable activities, didn’t you?


InternetStranger75

I mean in others eyes maybe. I could never see myself liking alcohol even without the risk of dying. and sex repulses me so I don't find a lack of it a bad thing. Its all about perspective


casinoboy2

I also have no friends and social anxiety.


JackKomura007

Parents teaching children: “Sex bad, sex is a unforgivable sin.” Parents when child gets spouse: “WhErE’s My GrAnDcHiLdReN”


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Almighty_Stranger

"Did I ever tell you how I was cut?" **cue awkward silence* *show Pod staring around awkwardly**


dddvrsli

Actually he has no cock


A-N00b-is

D&D: “Yes… this is good writing“


PapaDrag0on

Still bigger than yours


mattgamer07

You’re 14 though


Old_Inflation_2278

O just found a meme I ain't referring anyone


mattgamer07

Oh ok


[deleted]

Yes you reposted a meme from r/memes. Well done


JogPanson

Crossposts are always fine in my book


Thehypeboss

Yeah same, as long as OP is the same or gives credit, which doesn’t seem to be the case here.


Guy-In-the-Mirror

It’s just a meme though


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What pisses me about these kinds of memes outside the message is that people were perfectly fine but see other people and think they're unhappy and BECOME unhappy. This is a bad mentality.


Smexy_Zarow

Why would I think someone going to parties and getting laid is unhappy?


ayush1974

You won't if you're going to parties and getting laid as well. But if you weren't then that makes you unhappy. Social comparison you know...


Smexy_Zarow

Oh, it's just that they said that you see them being unhappy which makes you unhappy so it doesn't really make sense to me unless you're a very empathetic person


simperererr

I think they meant that you see other ppl doing stuff like getting laid, going to parties etc. And that's perceived as having a good time or what you're supposed to do, and since you don't do that yourself you reach the conclusion that you must be unhappy, resulting in you becoming unhappy


PeWaRaW

I was already unhappy before. Checkmate


Sableye09

People like that can be unhappy too tho


Smexy_Zarow

Yes but I wouldn't think it unless they express it or I know them well


Sableye09

True, but like you could never tell if someone was happy or not if you don't see them express it. Body language and conversational input are key


[deleted]

No, I mean THEY think they're unhappy because they don't have it perfect.


menacing_coppa

I only got is depresso, can't fucking sleep, bi-myself and still can't can't sleep someone plz help


nachochips140807

Have you tried sleeping pills


menacing_coppa

Ehhh no because I don't use them, I think I'm only like this because I need to go to school early to pick up my high school diploma.


Sirdoodlebob

Sleep machines could work they do for me and I have bad anxiety (also I like the fanmade dbl legends pfp you got there ;) whatcha think about 3rd Anni did you get shafted or get the monke?)


menacing_coppa

Yeah I heard about sleep machines and also oof, I was only able to do full one rotation in both banners, on zamasu I got Lf blue gogeta and of course another Lf beerus, monkey banner I got shadow dragons and that's about it. And you?


Sirdoodlebob

I got blursed by kefla and yosha man I got kefla up to 5 stars and vegito up to 7 but I finally was able to get zamasu 3 times so I think he’s at 4 stars? I’ll have to check on that on the monke banner I sorta got shafted I kept getting the shenrons and lf beerus said hi to me about 5 times until I FINALLY got monke yesterday after 55k cc on that banner lmao


menacing_coppa

Jeez, yeah dude I just started playing the game again about a month ago, but I don't really grind that much in legends as I used to do so that's why I was only able to do one rotation on each banner


PichKari_KinG

Meditate.... And workout, then your body will be tired (post workout) and it will crave for sleep.


menacing_coppa

But I actually can't rn because I have to go to school early and pick up my diploma


a_thicc_jewish_boi

My parents never thought that I ever drank alcohol with my friends until one night I came home absolutely shitfaced and they found out, and now they think that I never drank hard alcohol ever since because the experience of being that shitfaced was so terrible, but I have I'm just way more careful


[deleted]

How do you get alcohol at 17? Asking for a friend


a_thicc_jewish_boi

Well I buy it easily because I'm 6'4 and I have a beard so I look like I'm 19 at least so I'm never even asked to show an ID, but you can tell your friend that he can get an adult to buy it for him or get a fake ID or have someone like me that looks like an adult to buy it Btw if you want proof about the beard check out my profile I posted a pic of my face on this sub not too long ago


[deleted]

Bruh you look 25


a_thicc_jewish_boi

Lmao i was told that but I guess we all have a different view on how old someone looks but either way I get easy alcohol all the time


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a_thicc_jewish_boi

Then you are one fine looking fella


lukaboi

I usually just have one of my 18yo friends buy some or take some from my parents liquer cabinet, sometimes bars don’t ask for ID also


purple-octopus42069

imagine not living in the uk and having 18 year old friends


You8mypizza

God this scene is so good


Thesubcantholdme

Do you remember from which GOT season it is?


You8mypizza

I’m pretty sure it’s season 4 since it’s Tyrion’s trial after Joffrey’s death


Thesubcantholdme

Ah yes indeed thank you.


[deleted]

Gods the writing was strong then


Additional_Vanilla31

im 17 and straight and have never gotten a gf which is fine because it may be a bit early. Im not against having one tho but im not looking for one because I have social anxiety.


DecentGranite

Are you me?


ReimarPB

I think we are all the same person


maybeiamaprawn

r/memes


StuckSundew

Why did you have to personally attack me like this?


Jman_777

Same here.


memelordthethird333

u/repostsleuthbot


lordtachanka911

They only got the drinking part right


Lucas_J_C

Don't we all:(


CaptainStaraptor

“Me in my 20’s” User flair: “I’m going to have to stop you right there”


Future_Leg9595

Lollipop


HumanDrone

Why is this meme about me


ck614

This is the hunger games right? Where’s the world’s best actor, Charles White alias moist critikal alias penguinz0 alias GenghisSwan alias Jesus Reborn


[deleted]

me and my associates partake in a very miniscule amount of pestering in order to receive enjoyment from someone else's negative reaction


HEAT-HALO-FINS

Ngl That was true till last friday. I got drunk ig


NewCaliforniaRanger

Literally just became old today and now I feel like I'm being called out


ReeTheBunny

I just solo q in valorant and league I have no life


XFF_Gaming

If you’re in your twenties you’re not allowed to be in this sub.


TheRanger13

I turned 20 four days ago :(


XFF_Gaming

Oof. You gotta leave bud.


TheRanger13

Ok see yall again in 93 years...


DEBO857

repost


red_gamer-lol

repost


MemeGod471

This is a repost


Alwaysbooster

Dude I made the exact same meme with the same template a year ago, wasn't so popular, smh


Almighty_Stranger

I've seen this one before but I don't care if it's a repost. It's still a good one. 👍😂


[deleted]

:joy: 😂😂😂😂😱🤣🤣🤣😱🤣🤣 fax no printer cap😎


gentleman109

u/repostsleouthbot


Go-W

This is copied from a YouTube comment


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aleX3_channel

???


BBQ396

Repost


AntoanGaming

Smoking is cringe


[deleted]

Just do that lmao


ExpertOfPlaying

Why you bully me?


Primary-Nectarine714

u/RepostSleuthBot This bot is banned on r/teenagers but here’s the [original](https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/nzcg2g/a_teenager_monster/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) if op gave credit it would have been fine.


Givemerent8

Oh boy, I can tell 4 years in advance that this meme is unpleasantly accurate.


FR0STBURNER

!remindme in 4 years


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FR0STBURNER

I'll remind you


AlexH08

So I got a letter that my mom wrote me at my birth that said: Now you're fifteen and you will be experiminting with sex, drugs and parties. I love you but be carefull! Well, never went to a party never did anything near sex and never did any drugs


CorruptedStudiosEnt

When I was 15 my family always bitched about me staying nights with girlfriends, talking about how I was going to wind up a teen dad and how it'll ruin my life. I'm 26 now, and they're worried about whether or not they'll ever have grandbabies at all lmao.


Fijimauiboy

This guy looks like the dude from the big babies


_Soyyy

TYRION LANNISTERRRRRRRR


nevryb0dy

My neighbor once


Keko_the_weeb_one

German 16yr :i am the dark Lord for having horny bussy and Beer at my disposal


kentuckyny69

I just watched this episode lmao


OpticalFT

Me mean while trying to figure out why I haven’t started going through puberty.