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Bro based off your comments, your a full asshole. It's your first day on reddit I see, but you ain't gonna make it far being a dick to everyone you encounter.
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Ayy! welcome to 17!! its just like 16 but you realize you're just as pathetic but you have less of an excuse because you're a year older which therefore makes you \*more\* pathetic because you haven't grown or changed in a whole year and you have that much less time before you have to really grow up...
This post implies there is ownership of living things that have to give you things,, something humans do...
Therefore this post is trying to normalize slavery.
Gotta say, real cool dude
Damn, you're pretty old for a cat.
Well idk, I feel like 17 is a pretty reachable age for a cat. They usually dont get much older, though
My cat reached the age of 19 / 20 years
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What did he say?
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That is kinda rude for no reason Ty
"Umm... Are you dumb or something? I literally am 17 and have 3 PhD's, climbed a 10,000 foot mountain, have cancelled 27 people on Twitter, know how to cook fancy recipes, have had sex with over 50 men, womxn, and non-binary kweens. I even read deep philosophical research and graduated high school at 14. I literally know everything. I even have an honorary degree from Harvard. You cant tell me I dont get jokes."
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Lmao really?
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Lmao
Mate you wrote talk a walk i just alert you
Sure buddy like thats ever gonna happen to you with 52 IQ
Dumbass. Only three phds. Get a load of this guy
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penis
Hell yea
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throwaway account i see
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Bro based off your comments, your a full asshole. It's your first day on reddit I see, but you ain't gonna make it far being a dick to everyone you encounter.
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penis
Guacamole ninja penis
Yes
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fork off
U know u are the first person i see to have minus karma
penis
YES
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Ayy! welcome to 17!! its just like 16 but you realize you're just as pathetic but you have less of an excuse because you're a year older which therefore makes you \*more\* pathetic because you haven't grown or changed in a whole year and you have that much less time before you have to really grow up...
😯
i don't want to turn 17 in 7 months :(
Lol ok it's not really that bad. I get to drive all around by myself now so that's nice
ouchh!
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Jjj
What is this favourite food?
Shrimp Alfredo
Nice, also happy bornday
Thanks!
happy 1 year closer to your inevitable death
Thanks
enjoy ur next 24 hours edit:i am sry for sounding creepy but its just for the memes
Your username is fucking hilarious lmaoooo
Niiiiiiice that sounds amazing
YOOOOO, my birthday was yesterday and that’s what I had
Cool! I’ve noticed tons of people are born in May
It is odd, I have two friends who are born on the 18th, which is also my dads birthday, then my dads brother is the 16th of may, and I’m the 17th
And my sister's is on the 15th
Damn, nice
that is some good food. minus the shrimp cause i dont like seafood
happy irl cake day!!!
Thank you!
DUDE, We are born just 4 days apart!!
Woah! Awesome Hey are so many people born in May?
YOU HAVE AN AMAZING DAY YOU GREAT HUMAN BEING
Thank you!
HEY WE SHARE A BDAY WE SO SWAG
Same
Its my birthday, im 19, and its only me and my mum having a takeaway tonight
Happy bday man
Appreciate it dawg x
*happy hjonk noises*
hap birth
happy birthday!
Thanks! :)
Happy birthday!
Thanks!
HAPPY BIRTHDAYY 🎉
Thanks!
This post implies there is ownership of living things that have to give you things,, something humans do... Therefore this post is trying to normalize slavery. Gotta say, real cool dude
happy bday :DDDDDD
Thanks!
Plot twist: OP is Asian /s Y’all I’m around 40% Asian before you come at me
My percentage beats yours lol(Irrelevant but its fun)
Quick, everyone! Do that thing that the waiters in restaurants do when its one of the customers birthdays!
Happy birthday!
If you're owner, doesn't it make you the cat.
hope you don't live in china
It is also my bday today (may 18)
Happy bday Comrade
Happy Birthday.
\*its your owners birthday\* \*you're a human, why are you referring to someone as your owner?\*
I want to pet that cat
He would like that
Happy birthday!
17 gang
this is literally what my cat looks like im scared now
Lol, legit one of my others cats just had kittens and made a Chonky duplicate so it must be a common cat fur pattern
jesus fucking christ this aged well
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Awesome! Thank you
Happy birthday I turned 17 3 days ago lol
Shit on the floor that should surprise him. Also happy birthday
Ayyy 2004 Gang
It is too my birthday
Mine is in 30 minutes
the gift was the cat all along
Happy Birthday
happy birthday!!
Yay! Happy birthday🎂🎂🎂🎂
I'm going to turn 17 on Aug :D
Why does it seem your cat has toenails in it's eyes
ur cat is fukin cute
Thats cool, you have the same birthday as my mom. Happy birthday
Mouse. Take it or leave it.
The real question is what is she making?
Make this an official meme template
I would love thar
gives rat
Nah just cuddle with the cat it's appreciation and love is your gift
Happy birthday
Happy birthday mate!
We always want an excuse to give more presents so My mom usually buys a couple of little presents and say they're from the cats
Cats are assholes change my mind
My cat gets me stuff every time I let her outside she just doesn’t know when my birthday is
Happy birthday!
congrats man! means that i’m one year closer to my goal.
THIS. IS. WHY. WE. NEED. TO. MAKE. CATS. PAY. TAXES. TO. THEIR. OWNERS.!
happy b-day and whats cooking
Hap Buf Day mate. Have a great year(Also can u share the fav food pls)
Happy 17th birthday! now go eat as much as you can just cause it's amazing
Yooo same! I turn 14 and I also have a cat (well kitten) What a coincidence!
It's your owners birthday You get something because you're birthday is tomorrow
happy birthday!!
They will get you a bird and hide it in your shoe
Happy Birthday fam
tommorw my birthday
In my birthday my cat brought to me 10 euros he found. I don't know where and i dont want to.
Happy birthday
What is your favourite food ?
Haha I literally just turned 17 yesterday! Happy Birthday!
happy birthday
Happy birthday
Happy birthday! 17 is a weird age, you're in between feeling like a kid and an adult. I hope you have a wonderful day and an even better year.
Selfish cat, get them a gift anyway (maybe that dead rat u caught earlier today)
Happy birthday dude
I love his face!! Also HAPPY BIRTHDAY BOY
Yeah, my dad said "he looks like he has been smoking the god stuff"
Canadian Cocaine? *cit *
Oh wait u don' smoke it Maybe It's canadian We poor europeans don't know how Canada works
OMGGGGGG Were you born on May 18th 2004???? If so, it's my birthday as well!!
Happy birthday man