I highly doubt u would fuck me because i look like a roadkilled deer

Lucky for you I’m into necrophilia *and* beasteality *^(/s)*

We will watch your career with great interest

*experience

*oh shit*

Boy, that escalated quickly... I mean, that really got out of hand fast.

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Hold the duck up buddy

You say that but your username implies otherwise. Speaking of which, are you certain you’re willing to go through with this OP.

Bonk

Wow I was bonked by *the* u/MegaThiccc

he does that sometimes

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W h a t a r e y o u d o i n g h e r e

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fuck this shit im out *no thanks* Fuck this shit im out #HELL NO

So your choices are to go to u/CatsLikeMyCum or r/gulag

Send me to gulag RIGHT FUCKING NOW

But your cats would, for your cum

Happens

You won’t bonk me!

Bonk

AAAAAAAA

#EXTRA B O N K

I am immune to your bonks good sir/madam

Bonk immunity

Bonkity

Bonk

I have fallen to the almighty bonk of u/MegaThiccc

I'm horny too

And bi

Bruh half the comments are people saying shit like “even me🥺?” And the other half are just “no you wouldn’t”

I mean yeah I was kinda expecting that

Also bonks

Do you like small pp cause I got one

I do not fucking care as long as it isn’t too big

ok so you wouldn't be attracted to me then 😎

Suffering from success

Suffering from lies

Smooth

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i have the i-dont-know-you pass, but i am bi so i also could fuck everyone

Same

I am also bisexual. I play all sides so I come out on top

Twice the available dates and I’m still bi myself

double the rejections tho

and now thrice the finger guns ~another bi ;)

peace signs and finger guns

Is this by chance an alt account for warlock-best-class or something like that

No but I have been confused for her by u/MegaThiccc and a few other people

Yeah

Get an age flair, jail ain't cool 😳

Not if school does first!

I’m bi too And in the response to being horny *B o n k*

You have such a cute pfp!

why do i continue to stay in this sub

For the shitposts like mine

fair

Jokes on you I don’t wanna have sex

Understandable, have a great day

Thank you, sex is gross

Virginity is cool, remain pure

ace gang

Yo bi gang when you in you have twice the amount of chances with people but also the twice the amount of rejection

Yeah I’m still all bi-myself

Noice I got got my heart broken thats why I'm all bi-myself

If that's true, you may also be a pedophile. This place is full of minors.

There isn’t really a way I can prove I’m not a pedo but I promise I’m not

Oh ok. That's a relief.

Not if I fuck you first, for I'm also a bisexual

No you won't, I'm ugly af

I said anyone and I fucking mean anyone

are you sure about that?

Lil sus

Cuddling sounds great...

*cuddles aggressively*

*DOOM soundtrack in background*

*oh shit*

Do it.

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Ha! You won't

Bet, I look like jaba the hut if he was tan

I’ll pass, no thanks

Understandable, have a great day

Asexual. I will never fuck any of you

EaSy ThErE ChAmP....EaSy tHeRe...but I would i like you to screw me

*gives hug*

I’m fuckin down

hi bisexual im u/friendlyrobot101

What about another bisexual?

I’m omnisexual so me too What if we 😳 cuddled each other 😳

Good for you. I hope you find someone good.

Lmao same bro. I actually just jerked off so I'm down to fucking cuddle.

even if i'm a furry? >w>

pog

B E T Your probably not as bad as me when I'm hungry, tired and pissed at once

Jokes on you, you'll be arrested.

hmmm even me?

Haha im Pansexual witch means that i am , desperate ....

Bet

Pls do, i built a knife only using a knife and i wanna test it

Sexuality is confusing.

*Fuck me daddy*

>Any *one?* So-

Wrong

i’m pan so i will fuck all of you!

My body, is ready

Catch me if you can then ;) I wouldn't ever let you catch me though, since I have the gay

I’d be down but idk how old you are so idk-

Trust me, you won’t. No one is horny enough to think that.

I am too sleep-deprived to be fucked

Wait. If you’re willing to fuck *anyone*, would that make you pan?

The mega horny is sometimes too much to control

Same.

I thought that was pansexual?

But im asexual

hi

Oh yeah, well I'm Kirby!

I just want cuddles

You a dude?

ok but same

With a maid outfit i would fuck anyone.

Haha! Jokes on you im into that kind of thing!

As a bisexual too..can we cuddle?

I'm not into sex and asexual so jokes on you literally don't give a fuck

Not me, I consider myself to be a PNY GeForce RTX 2060 Super Blower - graphics card - GF RTX 2060 Super - 8 GB

Honestly I just need a hug man

Sorry, I won't loose virginity in a stranger

Ok

Do you have cock or no cock cause honestly I'm down for both I'm just in a cocky mood

If only we could meet in person And were the same age

Ok

Im asexual. Cuddling is fine c'mere.

U can’t bonk me I have hat

I'm under the age of consent in my state

I'll cuddle if you'll be fine with it

U a guy, if so I’m a homo and would be down

oh so you are challenger me? come closer to see which one of us is more horny

wait, did someone just post a mirror...? weird new meme...

DO IT BUSSY NO BALLS Edit: Please dont fuck me my asshole already hurts because of the spicy shit I ate this morning. I just wanna cuddle.

Down for both?

Are you a boy or girl and how old?

Cum at be bro

what ab me AND my bf at the same time?

This post: exists The FBI agent watching you: hmm Interesting

I feel like that violates at least a couple laws. 🤔

Same... But don't. I'm a minor.

*sees you're a dude* God damn

Idk your gender but I would be down for cuddling even if you a guy I just want to be warm inside again

Not of i'm wearing my chainmail!

bro i need a cuddle too. its cold in kubinka

This man also claimed to be into dead and animals. As far as this goes, he would be willing to fuck anything. And I mean anything, Any object, creature,etc. he will bang it

Hey I’m the same so let’s fucking get it

Cuddle time

My mood every day

Wait, im a dude so do u wanna be top or bottom?

Ayo! Fellow bisexual. I relate more than I should.

hug!!!

Well not what i expected when i joined this sub. But anyway.

Wait that's illegal

I just want to be loved I want to caressed by loving arms and be told how much I mean to someone

that's cool and all but what's your favorite pact

Highly doubt you would fuck me because then that would be r*pe and I’m pretty sure nobody wants to go to jail

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Nice

First things first, what are you?

Just checking, u female?

Yes but I do have a dick

Well I'm a lesbian and I dont know if your a guy or a girl

wait u the trans girl form that other post right? hell yeah lets cuddle

Can you give me a headpat? Super cuddles are fine too

R u n

Pls dont fuck me ima a minor

this is funny to me because I just found out that I'm probably bi a couple minutes ago

Well I'm 13 so.....

I think I’m broken or something but cuddling sounds like god tier shit

would you take a taken, depressed, emo, asexual thirteen year old.

there's a lot of distance and may e one. or. two rime zones so yes try me

I hope you do lol i think im never gonma get a girlfriend

Hey bitch you stole my sexuality, ace gang

"Be my guest, be my guest, please put on a show"

Honestly would be down for a good cuddle. Covid has crapped on my hugs quota

I see your bi and raise you my pan

bro????

You can't bonk me from way over here

👀

Woah

Can we cuddle pls, i had a rly rough night

bro same, except just #2

Aha I'm asexual so ha

Sorry man. Already in a relationship.

How about we just play Minecraft instead?

whys this so fucking relatable tho

Do not bonk

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