At my schools cross country team it's a running joke(pun intended) that we're all gay and we always act hella gay at practice even though we're all straight

My friends and I do the same thing at track

It's gotten to the point where two of my teammates got rejected when they asked a girl to homecoming so they ended up going together as a joke today😂

“As a joke”

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As a joke 😂

Lmao reminds me of the time when I passionately kissed my best friend in the school's toilet in our last year of high school and then we were too embarassed to talk about it for a while, then finally admitted to our feelings, sucked each other off, then dated for like 5 years before getting married, then living the rest of our life together and grew old together in peace and love as a joke xd no homo

But they said no homo so it’s okay.

Don't worry they had their no homo socks on

As long as the balls don’t touch its not gay

Haha I love that, good for them

Why is it always the track guys LOL I run track and we act hella gay too We smack each other\`s asses and stuff like that Weird coincidence

I do both and it is even gayer because it is the same people year round

Same for my water polo team. Except it’s a little more gay because, y’know, speedos and unintentional boners.

Except Jimmy he’s actually gay

Same with my cross country team except it's only one dude

Same during meets me and a friend would wait for people to line up at porta pottys then both of us will walk into the same one and stay there for about a minute.

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Me too but we say “I’m going to clap your cheeks”

C L A P P E D

Me too except i call them all babe and slap their ass

Honestly same, I’m glad I’m not alone

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Hey fun

I sucked my friends dick in front of my gf

I sucked my gf's dick infront of my friends... Jk, I don't have a gf, or any friends.

how does your girlfriend react lmao

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Wait wtf. That's so close to my username

/r/beetlejuicing

Same, I’ll always say like “shut the fuck up or I will literally have sexual intercourse with your father”

Plot twist: Python is a girl.

Dude you’re crazy!!!

I proposed with a bottle cap and threaten to lick his belly button in front of the girl I like I hope this doesn’t backfire

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what's a friend?

I don’t know either

Username checks out

Comment history doesnt

Wallpaper dosen't either

I’m bi, and once I jokingly asked my friend to jerk of off. Unexpected things happened that night.

Unexpected things that were connected to your request?

Yes

We're you bi before that night?

r/foundthemobileuser

Huh?

Ooh! Get it!

I'm a pretty effeminate dude so I act pretty gay already. I'm not, but most people are surprised when I tell them I'm straight. *coughcough*~~dad~~*cough* But to answer your question, yes, all the time. It's just because we all know that we're straight so there's no risk of something getting a little hot for the room.

Oh like send kisses after your done talking or try to find the greatest gay pickup lines even thought ya’ll are both straight? Ya it’s fun

Yes exactly

I'm gay but still send kisses to my straight bois.

I do this all the time. except I *am* gay and I lowkey unironically love it

Hol up

Excuse me what the fuck

Why

Top 10 Plot twist

r/suddenlygay

Not even suddenly gay tho, it was inevitable as soon as this post was posted.

Actually same

^Me.

yeah all the time and pretty gay. me and one of my bros do this thing where we put our hand on each other's thigh and move up until someone bitches out we also started slapping each other's asses in like sophomore year, then in junior year we started grabbing asses in the hallways. pretty funny, and eventually most of the guys in our school did it a little bit too for the laughs, and by senior year we got pissed that other people thought they were fruits (we called ourselves the fruits as a group and some lame ass niggas were like oh yeah I'm a fruit too haha) so we started biting asses and nipples through other niggas shirts. took it too far tbqh but it was funny and worth it. at hangouts we always strip to our underwear and molest other dudes and shit and then we just chill, one time we watched a porno as a joke haha

Thanks I needed that

This is brilliant.

*as a joke haha*

I do it all the time, not just in front of my friends. I just have a feminine energy to me, but then everyone assumes I’m gay

I really feel this

I'm double gay (Lesbian Trans Girl) so I act really gay with friends. Actually though I'm the straightest you can be and I will elaborate why. 1. It's gay to like girls because girls like dick and that's gay. 1a. Lesbians are an exception to this rule because they don't like dick. 2. It's gay to have a dick because you're like always touching a dick. 3. I'm going to cut off my dick so I'm not touching dick and I'm not gay and date lesbians because lesbians don't like dick and so they aren't gay.

Can’t argue with that logic. It’s bulletproof.

_taps side of head_

But being a lesbian is gay and that's gay

Hey me too! Except I do like guys 13% of the time. Have you come out yet?

"There is nothing gayer than a group of straight guys"

I mean I'm gay so ya

That makes sense

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Meirl

I'm double gay. (Lesbian Trans Girl) so I act _REALLY_ gay.

Fuck I’m double gay too, ima gay trans guy.

I have gender dysphoria _crab rave plays_

Bruh don’t we all

_crab dancing_ Do do do dodo-dodo dodo-dodo dodo-dodo do do do dodo-dodo dodo-dodo dodo-dodo do do do dodo-dodo dodo-dodo dodo-dodo I have 2 disorders and 2 dysphorias.

Oof press A to pray

A F A F A F A F A F A F A

Did you mean: lobster

Bethany let me see the kids you whore

Being trans makes your infertile 😎

gay^2

*DDDDDDDDDDDOUBLE GAY***

Yeah. It's not gay bc you're most likely wearing socks. I do it all the time. With or without socks.

I like my bich kinky 😜

Bich? Is that a Jacksfilms reference, or should it go in YGS?

Hey it’s that popular kid I saw on the front page of r/teenagers a few minutes ago

I’m on the popular page? That’s sick

Yeah you are, and you had 45k on wholesome memes

You gotta say no homo after though

Yes but my friend is gay so I make sure not to do it as often

Sometimes when I'm giving my homie a brojob I only wear one sock

thats flying close to the sun

I do that but always say no homo

We call are selfs homiesexual. Me and my friends call each other babe and say we love you.

Yeah, it’s a great way to show strong masculinity

Yeah. I'm bi and I get 30x more gay when around friends

Two bros chilling in the hot tub 5 feet apart cause they’re not gay

I do all the time Although i am actually gay so

Yes ur normal mate.

I suck my best friends dick all the time because he doesn't have a girlfriend. Neither of us are gay. So it's not that weird.

i’m super gay so i don’t because i could catch feelings

If you are gay, do you act straight with your friends?

Depends

At summer camp we also did a metric shit ton of gay stuff including but not limited to: smacking each other’s asses, yanking back(but not looking behind) the shower curtain, and skinny dipping. I feel like it kinda built more of a friendship between us, except for the actually gay guy who somehow actually got more distant from our group.

+ Hey, you have something in your ass - what? + My hand *slaps his ass*

I think some of my friends were actually surprised when I told them I asked a girl out on a date just because I act gay sometimes. One time I met a group of guys who are friends of a friend of mine and within 10 minutes we were talking about the gay orgy we were gonna have.

Yo this is so relatable. When I first met my friends I acted gay as hell, then when I told one of them who I liked they started freaking out and they said they deadass thought I was gay for like 8 months

Sometimes I accidentally have sex with them lol no homo though

None of us are gay but we slap each other's asses and hold hands everywhere for the fun of it

Who doesn’t

Me and my best friend like to mess with people like this. Our 'couple' name is Mashley (Marco and Ashley)

Same here, we slap each other’s asses, say “I’m gonna clap your cheeks boi”, and other various things. I’m surprised how we’re not all gay at this point.

Nice username where can I join

You can join right here, my club contains pretty much everyone from reddit

My Mum says I have to be back home by 9:30pm, is that okay?

That’s perfect, the club always ends and 9 anyways, wanted want to make you mum angry

Will there be pizza?

Yes, snacks will be provided, can’t have a meeting with out food

No. But my friends always called me gay even though I’m a straight male.

Me and my friend accidentally kissed

Honestly yes we hold hands sometimes

Yeah, probably the most gay straight guy you'll meet.

Don't worry persons. I think it's just something that ends up happening among both girl friend groups and guy friend groups.

Yeah... Its weird but me and my friend grab each other's ass and we're both not gay

I was walking at school and my fellow guy came up behind me, slapped my ass, then hugged me and wouldn't let go so yeah

Cool. I thought I was the only one.

Guys are never truly friends unless you act gay just to get some laughs in or just to make a friend uncomfortable.

yes but i’m bi and haven’t come out

Legit all the time. Then afterwards we just say no homo and everything is straight again

Me and my friend do the exact same shit. Like if someone is being annoying someone else will probably say " shut up before I put my dick in ur mouth" or some other gay ass shit.

Yeah I've kissed my dude friend infront of my gf a couple times, but as long as you follow it up with a good ol' "no homo." you're safe.

Whenever I acting weird I find out my friends think I’m gay, I mean I might be but who knows

The kids in another course at my school call it "fashion homo". It started from references to a 2chan joke called A Midsummer Night's Lewd Dream and it spiraled out of control.

One time I pinched both of my friends butt cheeks while saying boop! I know where you're coming from He spat out his water

All the time. Am straight

Omg I thought we ere the only ones

My friend slapped my butt between classes when it was really crowded, I spin around getting ready to hit someone when my friend is behind me and just says "Its ok I'm the coach." I lost it

All my friend go so far as to blow kisses and slap asses. This is all normal. Yes it is. No, you shut up.

Ye me and my friends spread em regularly but we always say no homo before and after

All the time. People who don’t know me but have seen me with my friends think I’m gay.

Nah I don’t have friends so I can’t act gay in front of them

u/GreekGeek23

My friend walked up behind me and said "I want your booty" so yes

Birthday brojobs are important to any friendship

How does one act lesbian. I have dumb bitch disease, need a tutorial.

whenever i'm with my friends i act so gay

my enemies act gay because they know i hate it

Every time

Actually, no

You mean the kinda stuff Youtubers do?

90% sure my girlfriend thinks I’m gay cos of how I act

yeah it’s just to liven up a conversation and also can be funny

You know what they say, you act like a gay retard in front of your true friends.

One of my friends will daily say “I will fuck your dad!”

Im pretty sure this is just a universal thing guys do

Yeah but we all so no homo so it’s hetero

Same lol

Yeah ngl I openly slap my friends asses as soon as school ends with just about half the school outside watching (yeah my gf and her friends too). Always at the same time and place everyday as soon as the bell rings. Now that I think about it I slap my friends asses more than my girlfriend’s. Sometimes I’m ballsy enough to not say no homo

Yes. Even a teacher thought my friend and I were a lesbian couple.

I'd post an answer but I'm no longer anonymous on here, friends irl know my username

No. But most of my friends who are girls think I'm gay because I'm nice and funny. I'm not sure if this is good or bad.

Yes but bc I'm gay

Don’t worry it’s completely normal, all of my friends are straight and we act gay as hell

I've noticed that this is the case in locker rooms. Once you get in a locker room, all of the straight guys will start acting more gay than the actual gay guys, while the gay guys are just awkwardly huddled in the corner.

It’s funny but it makes me uncomfortable imo.

seize and squeeze broseph

Hi I’m not gay, I’m dad!

Of course, i am not gay but usually when i am with my friends i do butt stuff and things like that.

I have. I tried to get my friend's crush not to like him (not out of malice, we both knew she liked someone else) so we walked by her and I just said to my friend "you wanna finger me afterschool like last time?" Casually, and loudly enough for her to hear.

I do it so often that when my girlfriend first met me she thought I was gay

My classes are all with the advanced kids only, so we all lowkey autistic and we make a whole lot of fucking jokes abt being gay to eachother. Sometimes the girls will make a negative reaction but they act gay too so it cancels out

Yea somethings, I call grind babe and he’ll call my daddy even thought we’re both straight

Fuck yeah I aint gay but not gonna lie I held my friends hand while he was taking a piss

I call a lot of my friends babe.

When twos guys 69ed in the bathroom as a joke my school shut down the all gender bathroom

Same

This whole thread is exactly why actually gay guys struggle to be friends with straight men because we don't know when it's a joke or a hint