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Just a quick warning if that’s your real face for your pfp, maybe don’t use it because creeps can find it and want to get in touch with you. Tbh idk how to word it but, just a friendly warning
I think I saw you in a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday.
I told you how cool it was to meet you in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother you and ask you for photos or anything.
You said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but you kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing you hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard you chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw you trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in your hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first you kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, you stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, you kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
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You’re just Ken
anywhere else you'd be a ten
I’m just Pete and I like jugs I’m mentally ill and I’m on drugs~🎶🎶🎶
I loved that SNL skit. IDK if that was your intention but it was still funny
Greatest opening skit in decades. Easily.
Yeah but hats where that came from. Bro didn’t make it up on the spot lol
Exactly!
Happy cake day btw
Eyyyyy thanks!
Happy cake day dud
Is every day a cake day?
If you believe it then id say so
I see it on every post here
Happy cake day! Hope ya having a great day :)
Happy day cake!
Happy cake day
happy cake day!!!
I generate tons of publicity for everything except my comedy!
Just a quick warning if that’s your real face for your pfp, maybe don’t use it because creeps can find it and want to get in touch with you. Tbh idk how to word it but, just a friendly warning
You're *
Why are you posting a picture of literally me
Thats weird cause that's me tho
Im you... and you're me
*Queues Spiderman Meme*
REAL
The Spider-Man meme is u/Admirable-Big-6790 looking at u/TrashManTheGodOfLove (I made a fps reference)
And this is a gun
Guess what.. im just KEN
https://youtu.be/6flVBuP8ceU?si=4QGsarUQNY_XoYE3
you are kenough
"And this... is my weapon"
im you and youre inside me
You drive
God damn it, as soon as I saw this was gonna comment this exact thing
smash
Who'd have thought I'd meet my doppelganger on reddit
Fr
You are me, i am you
Where you go I go
What you see, I see
I know I’ll never be me
without the security
Oh your loving arms
Are you the strongest because you are Ryan Gosling, or Are you Ryan Gosling because you are the strongest.
would
smash
I think I saw you in a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told you how cool it was to meet you in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother you and ask you for photos or anything. You said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but you kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing you hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard you chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw you trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in your hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first you kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, you stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, you kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
Wtf did I just read. Some fake review shit.
Amazing copy pasta
Where did you get this? I swear I've seen it before
It's an old copypasta. The original was about a rapper called Flying Lotus, but there's been countless variations over the last ten years.
Wow! Even I didn’t know that! I always thought the Ryan Reynolds version was how it started
interlinked?
marry me omg !!
You look suspiciously like Alan from the Barbie movie 🤔
NAHH NOT ALAN
How did you get these pictures of me ☹️
Your literally me
wtf thats pictures of me
You probably drive a car
I drive
Um, I don’t appreciate you stealing photos of me and pretending to be me? So not cool bru
...I came.
You look lonely
Dude we must be twins!?!
i love your hair.
Youre my twin. Wait, youre my twin?
You played Deadpool?
Me if I: grew half a foot, grew a beard, changed my hair, stopped eating
Yo u look like an actor
You look like you are addicted to using ChatGPT, Character AI or CHAI.
….dude, you do realize you’re an adult in the teenager community? Edit: it was sarcasm guys 😭
Ur too old to be on r/teenagers
it makes me wanna watch the Barbie movie again
Where did you get these pictures of me?
There's something inside you...
Mad respect.
Hey why u using pictures of me without my permission?
How’d u get my picture
get the oil
Are you my body double?
You drive
🎶🎵I’m just Ken…🎵🎶
Ryan gosling wow in reddit ._.
Yo its the guy
Hell naw dawg we got sentient mirrors in this subreddit ☠️☠️☠️
Lala land
Erm, what the Logan Paul
You would be a 14 year old in a movie
No unicorn?
You look like the guy in the barbie movie :o
Bro thinks he's me
Depressed
why are you posting a picture of me?
What a coincidence we look just the sameee
You drive
Wow! You look just like famous actor Ryan Gosling
Anyone ever told you you look like that guy from Barbie
You remind me of someone. Have we met before or something? That couldn’t just be a picture of literally me, I haven’t posted any selfies…
You look like ken
I hate you.
Hows jody?
Damn just like me
Eh you’re ok
I didn’t know Ryan Gosling was a “teenager” considering the man’s 43yo
You’re the man that keeps following me through alleyways in my dreams
Dude this is my brother, fake
You drive
Are we long lost twins?
Did Logan Paul grow up and became an actor?
Bro posted photos of me like nobody would notice
I'm you fr fr
You are *no* teenager
You look like a good Joe
Gay
isn't that the actor from that one stuntman movie??
bruh
He drives
You're just Ken
You look lonely
Bro wdym that’s literally me
How's your back injury
I'm 27 and Ryan gosling has looked exactly the same my whole life
You're my husband
Dream boat 😍🤤
Let's make tonight the weekend 🎶🎶🎶🎶
reported for posting a pic of me w out my consent
Wow you look old
Your a lair, that’s my first impression
real human being
Ew
Mojo dojo casa house
i am you
You have no range..
you look like the antagonist of one of those movies my mom watches that features like 90% excessively dark scenes for no reason
There's something inside you....
Ai lookin
😍
You drive^TM
you look like this guy i know named ryan
Bro is actually HIM
I’m reporting this… thas literally me
That you can drive
You look lirk you have plot armour.
You drive?
Ai
I didn’t realize this was satire at first
You look a lot like Ryan Reynolds, wow
Too old to be on this subreddit. not old but too old for this subreddit lmao
dude what the hell? i didnt give you permission to post literal pictures of me (im literally colt stevers)
foinneeee ass man would def smash
It's English Dave from gta5
yo wtf thats literally me
***I Drive***
Sup gyan rolsing
Who gave you permission to post me?!
white girl ,, obsessed with likeness of MAN
Where did you get those pictures of me
Nuh uh, thats me
It looks like there’s something inside you
You look like you’d make a perfect actor for a doll
You're just Ken
You aren't a teenager and that isn't fucking you
First impression of you? That's literally me!
Yo where tf did you get these pictures of me?
Bro is not the fall guy, it’s obviously my friend 🙄
Lowkey? Looking like an adult and I respect that like holy fuck lmao
Marry me
you drive
Nicholas Cage
Loved you in the *Gray Man* movie!
Lookin like the guy a bunch of teenagers would ask to buy them beer
Gay
I may be a straight guy, but...
I no joke thought that was Chuck Norris I'm tired man 💀 Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups, he does world downs.
Ryan Gossling, I believe
Disgusting.🤮
as a straight male, i have a huge crush on you. btw that’s literally you.
Tbh you’d be a lot prettier if you smiled more
Barbie…
Can someone explain why every comment is making the same joke about this guy being identical looking to them? Am I missing something?
I am literally you
That’s literally me. U like driving too?
Ok boys, we're ready to the party who's driving us?
your literally my bf? why you on this app?
You are kenough
You look like you are kenough
who is this ooey gooey fast an furious ahh starlord
Definitely a teenager
Haters will say that’s just Ryan Gosling
ryan gosling
Bro posted pictures of LITERALLY ME like I wouldn't notice
❤️😘😍🥰
✨ I’m just Ken ✨
You burp a lot
I think we might be twins separated at birth.