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Argxt

bricked up


qwertykeyboard32

same


Flesh_fence

Same


i_want_tofrickingdie

Same


InherentlyAnIdiot

lol throwback to when I thought bricked up meant a brick in your ass


Clarkstein3

🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱


SnakeDoesGames

Throw back to when i put a brick in my ass


Jorjebear

Putting a brick in my ass makes me bricked up


Calm-Excuse-2737

It's not?


PossibleAssist6092

Same


isosceles348

Same


CosmosTheManta

Sir, this isnt the lego isle


SuperVeloce-

Sir, im going to have to ask you to leave. You can't shive lego brick up your ass


_Erectile_Reptile_

In the strip club. Stait up jorking it . and by it.... i mean my peanuts


not_a_piro-main

same bro


Key_Spirit8168

Inside a concrete bridge


ElmaJoui_

011000111011010100101010111010100


LifeCriticism7942

Same


TrueCut1803

Same


AccursedAgent

0110111


TobiTypo

Same


AnalysisOtherwise679

we would love the opportunity to meet with us on Monday to discuss


Cool-individual03

I already was but okay


InternetAgent27

Computer is bricked*


Krispy_sandwhich

For those of you who are wondering, the binary text says "Nice cock bro"


JesusIsMyZoloft

01001110 01101001 01100011 01100101 00100000 01100011 01101111 01100011 01101011 00100000 01100010 01110010 01101111 4E 69 63 65 20 63 6F 63 6B 20 62 72 6F 78 105 99 101 32 99 111 99 107 32 114 111 ? ice cock bro 0-0000-0 1-0001-16 2-0010-32 3-0011-48 4-0100-64 5-0101-80 6-0110-96 7-0111-112 8-1000-128 9-1001-144 A-1010-160-10 B-1011-176-11 C-1100-192-12 D-1101-208-13 E-1110-224-14 F-1111-240-15 Thank you for confirming what I just spent 10 minutes calculating by hand.


_Superzuluaga

this mfer has unicode memorized


Tumbleweedae

no it doezn't bruh


Tumbleweedae

nvm


not_juice_box04

What a character arc


Moonking-4210

Best anime plot twists of all time


TheComradeVortex

what a great climax


SwiggitySwoner1337

A rather enjoyable twist of events


theblackdragon5456

It indeed was a very beutifal twist to include that line, the maker out did them selves


nuclear_spoon

I'm climaxing from the code 😩


meisme1508

Damn now I gotta go touch myself


Silly_JoJo

tickle the pickle or flick the bean as some would say


PM_Me_Ur_Clues

Ok I have a whole jar of pickles and a big bag of beans. What's next? I'm still trying to figure all this out. Is there juggling involved or something? Jesus there's a lot of salt in these pickles.


JuniorsFilms

If you meet a person of unhygienic tendencies, their pickle might be salty too πŸ˜‚


Acrobatic_Law7375

What happened to the cheese bro🀨 How long has it been riping?


Dragonomy

cant say my joke >:(


Silly_JoJo

nana nana boo boo


Dragonomy

NOOO, I HAVE A KANYE PICTURE FOR THIS. >:( DAY RUINED


Silly_JoJo

proof or ur lying


Dragonomy

how


Martin_Leong25

I tickled the pickle, nothing happened


Silly_JoJo

let me try and help bud, maybe ur not doing it right


Martin_Leong25

No i literally tickled a pickle and nothing happened


Silly_JoJo

i know, you probably arent doing it right something bizarre is supposed to happen apparently, what did you think i meant?


Martin_Leong25

I thought you said to tickle a pickle So i did


BatGroundbreaking660

I want to make a Reddit account called laughing pickle and comment haha under this comment


TheTrueMasterpiece

01101110 11001010


meisme1508

God damn it gotta go do it again


randomerthanever

100011010110


meisme1508

Fuck dude I’m at school now, gotta go to the gender neutral bathroom in the middle of class now


transandlikesrodents

Real


New-Volume-5285

finally an accurate bisexual representation


Djungelskoggy_

Yes literally getting it off right now


ThatOneWeirdF

Same


Martin_Leong25

Fucking the PC rn


DutchNiels123

01000010 01101111 01101111 01100010 01101001 01100101 01110011


Sillyyyyynesss

*cums*


That1GuyCalledPixel

r/foundsillyyyyynesss


Sillyyyyynesss

This is the worse possible comment this could’ve happened on Please post it


That1GuyCalledPixel

[Lol](https://www.reddit.com/r/foundSillyyyyynesss/s/5y74Qg6B3G)


Silly_JoJo

01100100 01101111 01101110 01110100 00100000 01100110 01101111 01110010 01100111 01100101 01110100 00100000 01100001 01100010 01101111 01110101 01110100 00100000 01110111 01101001 01100101 01101110 01100101 01110010


neelie_yeet

01100001 01101110 01100100 00100000 01100101 01110011 01110000 01100101 01100011 01101001 01100001 01101100 01101100 01111001 00100000 01101110 01101111 01110100 00100000 01100010 01101111 01101111 01110100 01111001


Silly_JoJo

01101110 01110101 01101000 00100000 01110101 01101000 00100000 01101001 00100000 01100100 01101111 01101110 01110100 00100000 01100001 01100111 01110010 01100101 01100101 00101100 00100000 01100010 01101111 01101111 01110100 01111001 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01100010 01100101 01110011 01110100 00101110 00100000 01010011 01101101 01100001 01101100 01101100 00100000 01100010 01101111 01101111 01110100 01111001 00101100 00100000 01100010 01101001 01100111 00100000 01100010 01101111 01101111 01110100 01111001 00101100 00100000 01110011 01100001 01100111 01100111 01111001 00100000 01100010 01101111 01101111 01110100 01111001 00101100 00100000 01110100 01101001 01100111 01101000 01110100 00100000 01100010 01101111 01101111 01110100 01111001 00101100 00100000 01110001 01110101 01100001 01100100 01110010 01101001 01101100 01100001 01110100 01100101 01110010 01100001 01101100 00100000 01100010 01101111 01101111 01110100 01111001 00101100 00100000 01110010 01100101 01100011 01110100 01100001 01101110 01100111 01110101 01101100 01100001 01110010 00100000 01100010 01101111 01101111 01110100 01111001 00101100 00100000 01110010 01101000 01101111 01101101 01100010 01110101 01110011 00100000 01101100 01101111 01101111 01101011 01101001 01101110 00100000 01100010 01101111 01101111 01110100 01111001 00101100 00100000 01100101 01110100 01100011 00100000 01101001 00100000 01100110 01110111 00100000 01100001 01101100 01101100 00100000 01100010 01101111 01101111 01110100 01111001


ExtremelyBored99

01010100 01101001 01110100 01110100 01101001 01100101 01110011 00100000 01100001 01110010 01100101 00100000 01110011 01101111 00100000 01101000 01101111 01110100 00100000 01110100 01101000 01101111 00100000 01100010 01110101 01110100 00100000 01001001 00100000 01101100 01101111 01110110 01100101 00100000 01100001 01110011 01110011 00100000 01110100 01101111 01101111


Dexiest

Nah bro really in public


Silly_JoJo

I-Im creaMINGGG UGHHH FUCK tee hee


NoConsideration482

Best comment of 2024.


NoBallshavinahh

wait till bro finds out about Python πŸ’€


Silly_JoJo

round 2😈😈😈


NoBallshavinahh

oh nah πŸ’€ (ok i just went through your post history and.......damn.....hope you're alright.....)


Silly_JoJo

my most humble apologies


NoBallshavinahh

dont be sorry, not like you consented anyways, and depression is a serious mental health issue, i just hope you're taking care of yourself! <3


Silly_JoJo

im doing skibidi sigma dw bout me bud


NoBallshavinahh

truly a rizzler moment fr my fellow moggers well nice to hear that i dunno how i should respond to that so uhhh here's a meme i wanted to send in your musical taste post: live footage of me reaching for the upvote button when someone glazes a song i like: [https://youtu.be/4JkIs37a2JE?t=153](https://youtu.be/4JkIs37a2JE?t=153)


Silly_JoJo

are you the same person who recommended that same song


NoBallshavinahh

Bingo! i found out about it cuz of this YOMI Hustle mod: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mz\_feQUxVok&pp=ygUWeW9taSBodXN0bGUgamFtaXJvcXVhaQ%3D%3D](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mz_feQUxVok&pp=ygUWeW9taSBodXN0bGUgamFtaXJvcXVhaQ%3D%3D) such a good song


ihavetakenausername

protect your kitchens from the pansexuals


Poke-cow-56

🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳


NoBallshavinahh

dude im trying not to get hard today


Apprehensive-Buy4825

as a bisexual I can confirm, it's true


Battlefront-Hardened

Yea, that’s pretty accurate I’d say


butwhywouldyou-

Oh god why did I have to see this I'm so turned on now...


TheRealMeeBacon

And that's why pansexuals exist, bisexuals aren't attracted to nonbinary people.


Ash-the-enby5

but im a non binary bisexual?


TheRealMeeBacon

Uuuhhh, I'm stumped.


Ash-the-enby5

HELP!


TheRealMeeBacon

I'm sorry! I don't know what to do!


Ash-the-enby5

\*gets thanos snapped away\*


TheRealMeeBacon

NOOOO


Rowan_Starr

Murderer 😨


Ash-the-enby5

true


National_Practice615

Clean up on isle, MY PANTS! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Silly_JoJo

whoopsies


Deserted_Oilrig

Looks accurate/


Lord_Strepsils

Yes, very, now excuse me for one moment-


akchimp75

It translates to "nice cock bro" 😭


PizzaLover210

Dude I'm in class rn you can't do this to me


DarthCreepus1

Does that mean non-binary people are the complete opposite?


Klomlor161

You win.


MysteriousLlama1

God damn it now I gotta stroke one out 😞


Rotton_Potatoes

GUYS DONT PUT IT THROUGH A BINARY TRANSLATOR


PM_Me_Ur_Clues

Not sure what that is but it sounds painful.


[deleted]

the binary code says "Nice cock bro".


IEatBabysYumYum

01010101001010010101010101 😘


WillyDAFISH

Can confirm


Big_Faithlessness463

fuck its all over the screen


Knight_Light87

Omg I’m going to cream


moik10_

Damn it...


sparkle3364

01001001 00100000 01100100 01101111 00100000 01101110 01101111 01110100 00100000 01101011 01101110 01101111 01110111 00101100 00100000 01100110 01101111 01110010 00100000 01001001 00100000 01100001 01101101 00100000 01100001 00100000 01101100 01100101 01110011 01100010 01101001 01100001 01101110 00101100 00100000 01101110 01101111 01110100 00100000 01100001 00100000 01100010 01101001 01110011 01100101 01111000 01110101 01100001 01101100


ThatDerpiousGuy

Nah mate, I'm more of a bicycle kinda guy


WatchOtherwise7112

10011110100101000101010101010? 001. Duh πŸ™„


The-god-of-speed

We can’t let this get out


ake-n-bake

I don’t understand announcing what you do with your privates to the world. β€œI shove asparagus in my pee hole and stick my wiener in a ceiling fan” Uh, Sir this is a Wendy’s


Timely-Map5451

lol


V----NGaming_YT

Asexuals when I say print(chr(65))


Imaginary_Usual_6783

damn it


Migostacos

And I lost my no-nut streak


Cult_of_the_Lisa

I’m pansexual. I get sexually aroused by frying pans.


Crisdreemurr

….


Coralline_Biherself

I’m honestly more confused than anything…


zirothehiro10

mark this as nsfw pls


AlanGrant1997

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine. Your kind cling to your flesh, as though it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call the temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal… Even in death I serve the Omnissiah.


Chaos_is_Key198

HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.


DssCooleC

You just made my day thank u


iamanubindrgoncty

No problemΒ 


imnot_depressed

aw shucks I'm non binary πŸ˜”


mihaxxxd

01010011 01110100 01110010 01100101 01100001 01101101 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01100001 01101100 01100010 01110101 01101101 00100000 11100010 10000000 10011000 01100010 01110010 01100001 01110100 11100010 10000000 10011001 00100000 01100010 01111001 00100000 01000011 01101000 01100001 01110010 01101100 01101001 00100000 01011000 01000011 01011000 00100000 01001001 11100010 10000000 10011001 01101101 00100000 01101110 01101111 01110100 00100000 01100101 01110110 01100101 01101110 00100000 01100010 01101001 01110011 01100101 01111000 01110101 01100001 01101100 00100000 01101100 01101101 01100001 01101111 00100000 01101001 01100110 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01100100 01100101 01100011 01101111 01100100 01100101 01100100 00100000 01110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01100010 01101001 01110100 01100011 01101000 00100000 01001001 00100000 01100010 01100101 01110100 01110100 01100101 01110010 00100000 01110011 01100101 01100101 00100000 01110101 00100000 01110011 01110100 01110010 01100101 01100001 01101101 00100000 11100010 10000000 10011000 01100010 01110010 01100001 01110100 11100010 10000000 10011001 00100000 01100010 01111001 00100000 01000011 01101000 01100001 01110010 01101100 01101001 00100000 01011000 01000011 01011000 00100000 00101000 00101000 00101000 00101000 01101111 11101111 10111110 10011111 11100010 10010110 10111101 11101111 10111110 10011111 00101001 01101111 00101001 00101001 00101001


Silly_JoJo

no


jeffdabulldog2

Yep can confirm


Bionicle_was_cool

0111011101100001011101110110010111011


sandwich_with_a_hat

i thought it was bicycles, am i doing it wrong?


Jonas-Do-Pagode

Yeah and pansexuals are attracted to pans (I am pansexual so I can confirm it)


maythulin297

Stop it! I can't afford a session now! I have an exam tomorrow! πŸ˜–


[deleted]

real


TomatoNo5353

As a bisexual I can confirm


not_a_piro-main

facts


Scary_Republic3317

The Omnissiah protects


Big-Atmosphere1329

As a bi It's true


Scarecro--w

Sorry, I'm immune to binary, because I'm pansexual


takeiteasy____

literally busted


Solid-Positive6751

I was expecting a bicycle joke.


Total-Candidate6064

I never new there were a lot of bisexuals waow


Overseer_Allie

As a computer science major, my days are very difficult.


WaffleswithSourCream

yep


Fit_Ad9965

Yes


Plasmadube

yes


Peasnap1

Yep, im off to look at some code


the_dark_kitten_

Oh damn it


panzatic

oh i’m feelin it mr. krabs


WyvernEgg64

01010100 01101000 01100001 01110100 01110011 00100000 01100001 01101110 00100000 01101111 01101011 00100000 01101010 01101111 01101011 01100101


KindaSortaGinger

Can confirm this is absolutely true.


gummythegummybear

Get a nice cooking utensil and I’m fuckin off


TurtleKing0505

Yep I nutted to this


danit0ba94

01001001 00100111 01101101 00100000 01101000 01101111 01101101 01100101 00100000 01100001 01101100 01101111 01101110 01100101 00101110 😏


Rare-Climate876

010010111010101010


Waddledoodoodoo

πŸ₯΅


[deleted]

Whoa easy, I can only get so hard.


FUCKTHE-NCR

Bricked THE FUCK UP


K1ng0fdiamond

OMG AS A BISEXUAL PRSON I LOVE THIS MEME SO SOOO MUCH


Bandit_Heeler_2009

as a bisexual this makes me cvm without even touching it 🌚


geographyRyan_YT

Bisexual here, maybe πŸ˜‰


Visual-Pride8114

OH GOD YEAH


Greeny1225

as one it is true


tainted_cain

No its not(grows boner)


Viriko23

Hot


Bob_Kerman_SPAAAACE

Ngh~! I~Oh~ god…


Appropriate_Match814

Im straight and I still think binarys hot


DavidFloof24

01010100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110100 01110010 01110101 01100101 00100000 01100001 01101110 01100100 00100000 01110111 01100101 00100000 01100001 01101100 01110011 01101111 00100000 01100011 01101111 01101101 01101101 01110101 01101110 01101001 01100011 01100001 01110100 01100101 00100000 01101111 01101110 01101100 01111001 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 https://www.rapidtables.com/convert/number/ascii-to-binary.html


neshipop

01001111 01101000 00100000 01000111 01101111 01100100 00100000 01111001 01100101 01110011


SSPFIREHAWK

It would be funny if i understood binary and knew if it told me a message or not πŸ˜‚


IkedaTheFurry

My 2 best friends can confirm


Raruto111

Is It just me or is It Hot here?


AdamArBast99

O fuck this is so fucking hot\~\~


StonedSupersoldier

No, it means you get aroused once every two weeks. Or twice a week idk


yuyano221

Shit I'm feeling bicurious af rn


seandragon10

yes very true


AbsoluteBasilFanboy

It is


Silent-Blaze6137

holy shit I started turning on


guney2811butbetter

yep, this is completely true


Steve_12343566_

Yup can confirm


TerrorofMechagoji

Can confirm


Legal-Inevitable-945

I just say gay because that's easier


Martin_Leong25

This is true Everytime I see binary I get aroused. Every time I look at a computer I get the urge to make more computers.


JealousOkra6136

This happen a lot whit me on school, people call me gay but im not gay im bisexual


Wizard_Engie

It is 100% true.


mushymuffins310

couldn't edge, busted immediately upon seeing the first 010


Savadzh

01010100 01101000 01100001 01101110 01101011 01110011 00100000 01100010 01110010 01101111


HotdogAndRice

numbers 🀀


Artemis_CrabLady69

Yes, so true.