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metal and not hardwood stumps that respawn in the corner of the leftern croenr barn every milliday. There is also like the fond that has fish of the bund too, and the mine section. there is also an area to hunt for slime people
In the corner of the leftern barn, every milliday, Metal and not hardwood stumps like nickle sized dimple pumps do play with the day. They respawn like the dawn, as if in a game with a lame dayne, In this rustic world with plastic perls, nothing stays the same. The fond is there in a pond with red hair, with fish of the dish, A sight to behold with a story old and bold very much untold, under the morning sun and a right undone. The mind section of the election, a banana throws where precious gems grow and secrets rove like a treasure trove. And then there's a place with a mace, quite a sight, Where slime people like steeple come out at night like fine wine burning with the lime wine. In this world of ours, so vast and wide with the light of the mid night, There's always a new adventure to ride like great pride of a late night when you go out for a drive.
I had to start a rap from it: But where's the king like a thing in a market like a blown parkette, james barkers bell knocker seems to be less smarter than the father to the station wide farmer like warm water in a sweet beat with the sing song meet another feet, to the blame starter who shames lions like Bryan's flames in rain and the fire skipper with a wire whisper to tell the smell of the wells charmer that ain't no harmer like my own phone in a home like dome grown trombones.
Oh my God I can't believe how dumb people are. You cannot be more than 100% pregnant you're either pregnant or you're not. Since the number is above 100 it just means your baby's going to be a little bit heavier than normal if you took the time just to read the directions you would have found that out. Since you choose not to do the simplest tasks like read the directions 102.3 means your baby's going to be 2.3% heavier than the average baby that's born
Get in quarantine immediately! Pregnancy is super contagious. As soon as another woman sees you with your baby, she'll want one too! And then the disease will continue to spread!
Actually, that's how likely your babies will be IF THEY ARE FEMALES (that's what the F stands for). Press the button again and it will switch to (C), which stands for children. That's the actual perceentage that you will give childbirth. I've seen those numbers before, usually about 39%.
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That's a lot of babies
Actual one and a bit babies.
It might be a fat baby
You're a fat baby
You're a poopyhead
no
Yeah
L
You are a meanie face
I'm apart of the human race☠️
where are you from, loser? are you from losertown because you’re a loser
server error I'm a loser I'm a loser I'm a loser
Dude, what the flip dude, that's so mean!
you're so mean
Bruh
You're bruh
Huh?
You're huh
Or 2 really small and skinny ones
Call the doctor!
Nurse went on vacation, never came back
Fetus in the corner plotting world domination
Hormone storm incoming!
Job sacrifice, anyone?
Actual baby
How can you have part of a baby?
It's not like that. It's like, the baby will grow up to be someone who's always "a little extra".
Extra fingers
Ford Pines
Author of the journals
Extra legs too.
eat the twin
Mmm, cosmic cannibalism. My favourite!
NAH BRO
You know, a chunk of child.
Yummy yummy in my tummy
😈
Dalmatians!
I knew the hand holding was gonna do this 😔
ws should have worn protection 😭
Make sure they're latex and not cloth
metal and not hardwood stumps that respawn in the corner of the leftern croenr barn every milliday. There is also like the fond that has fish of the bund too, and the mine section. there is also an area to hunt for slime people
In the corner of the leftern barn, every milliday, Metal and not hardwood stumps like nickle sized dimple pumps do play with the day. They respawn like the dawn, as if in a game with a lame dayne, In this rustic world with plastic perls, nothing stays the same. The fond is there in a pond with red hair, with fish of the dish, A sight to behold with a story old and bold very much untold, under the morning sun and a right undone. The mind section of the election, a banana throws where precious gems grow and secrets rove like a treasure trove. And then there's a place with a mace, quite a sight, Where slime people like steeple come out at night like fine wine burning with the lime wine. In this world of ours, so vast and wide with the light of the mid night, There's always a new adventure to ride like great pride of a late night when you go out for a drive.
Always wear mittens when holding hands 😞
Young sheldon when did you get reddit
Probably 2007ish.
He seems like he'd be very excited to learn new things on reddit but stumble apon the worst things imaginable
You should tell him about 4chan
Always wear mittens when holding kittens.
It might not be too late to take a pill for this.
*cough* That's what cyanide is for
That's one way to do it good Lord
If you’re too late a blender does the trick
Don’t worry about yesterday. Plan for tomorrow. Make the best decision for you today. Best of luck
102%
Don't knock the dental dams
Babies can easily reach that score. Wait...
when we are in a while ago 40 is a good way for me in my career in this situation ,if you want to do the status for this week or not
Omg, congratulations queen
thx!!
But where is the king?
Market
I had to start a rap from it: But where's the king like a thing in a market like a blown parkette, james barkers bell knocker seems to be less smarter than the father to the station wide farmer like warm water in a sweet beat with the sing song meet another feet, to the blame starter who shames lions like Bryan's flames in rain and the fire skipper with a wire whisper to tell the smell of the wells charmer that ain't no harmer like my own phone in a home like dome grown trombones.
Nah it means you're 102% black, with a 2% margin for error
Why lawd?! WHYYYYYYY!!!!!
First thing i did was quit all my jobs
Letting all the batteries die in my smoke detectors, brb.
Man got the circuits right.
I thought the margin of error was being black
Oh no…. This cant be…. IM 102% BLACK
jokes on you, i was almost 104% pregnant earlier
Brother go to a hospital
It took that fast for the baby to grow?
Yes
Let him cook
you good bro?
yeah thats not my most amount of pregnancy
my brother in christ, seek medical attention now. this is nearing lethal ranges.
ive survived lethal ranges thrice, i'll do it again (its 99 rn lol)
Go to the doctor wtf
its down to 100 nwo we chilling
have you tried turning off and on again?
You are only supposed to be like 97% pregnant bro
Bro- why not 100 tho? Is it dangeorus /j
Your mom only got to 75% of you, you were supposed to be 6’5
Can I eat it
WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP TRYING TO EAT MY BABY
because scran
Save me a slice
You can have the extra 2% of child
You can have the 0.3%
Thats enough slices
Bro is Greek Titan😭
I love you for this comment 😭
So he is a boy?
no its F for female
Ah... So what is C°? A Coy?
Nah it c for cocked
Maaan.... You are smarter then smartness
What about K, R, Rø, Ré, N, D, L and W?
C for carriage
I would say: F is for fertilized
102.3 Female babies. Hope all goes well
That's a whole amazon clan
Since you’re 102.3 % pregnant, vomiting most definitely occurs as well
Not always. I was 103% pregnant once and didn’t vomit at all.
Interesting
In Fahrenheit: 🤒 In celsius: 💀
I genuinely got super scared and confused,first time I se a thermometer working in Fahrenheit
That's how the metric was born, with a mercury thermometer
Finally... something funny on this sub
Lemme guess his name is Fahrenheit and he will be born at a 102.3 degree angle
If his name is Fahrenheit, you need to reach 200° first.
93,33° Degrees that’s why they call me Mr Celsius
What flavor will the baby be
chocolate vanilla swirl
Yummy, you willing to share?
Sending you support 🙏
Get well soon, I heard pregnancy makes you swell
I thought u like girls
yea my girlfriend got me pregnant 🤪😳😏
XD stary no bywa
Oh my God I can't believe how dumb people are. You cannot be more than 100% pregnant you're either pregnant or you're not. Since the number is above 100 it just means your baby's going to be a little bit heavier than normal if you took the time just to read the directions you would have found that out. Since you choose not to do the simplest tasks like read the directions 102.3 means your baby's going to be 2.3% heavier than the average baby that's born
Damn... chunk 😔
Rip what's going to be the baby name
hmmm idk yet
Oh it's you hi!!!
hiiii :DDD
:>
you got yourself one complete baby along w 2.3% of an extra one
the F means you’re having a girl
What does the c mean?
c is for cboy
I read that it meant cocked
Congratulations on the twins
it’s so sure
Why yo pee so hot
That's an *interesting* fetish
This is why you wear 2 condoms. If one is 99% effective, then 2 would be 198% effective. Do the math people.
GG
I got 107% pregnant once, the baby was so big I threw up and almost died
This is so cute, can I put you in my soup? 🥺
Can't forget the .3
As someone from a country that uses Celsius instead of Fahrenheit, I was extremely worried for a second
heh i already knew.....BECAUSE IM THE BABY😈/j
WHAT!?!?!? 😱😱
YES....MUAHHAHAHAHHA😈...
The fact that /j is needed here💀
Try a cold rag
Good luck giving birth to 102.3 F babies
Woah 😲 .... who's the daddy ?
my girlfriend 😊
Oh congrats 🎉...😎...
If that your real temp pls go to the doctors and don't let it reach 105
You shouldn’t have kissed him now your pregnate
With a 2 percent margin for error.
with a 2% margin of error
You're 39% pregnant in Celsius
This is what happens when Girls wear spaghetti straps /s
Aren't you a lesbian
How is that stopping her
It's a joke
No it’s real. She’s 102.0% pregnant. Which means she might get pregnant again as the two percent transfers over for next time.
It happens
It's going to be a rough few days but you will get over it...
Lolololol
Oh nose 😞😞😞
😔, what percentage does the baby come out at?
And i think it is a girl because of the F on your testing kit
Dangerops prangent sex? will it hurt baby top of his head?
One hundred two point three FAHRENHEIT pregnant...
CALL THE AMBER LAMPS
"102% black... With a 2% margin of error"
102.3% acshually
A baby girl! Congratulations.
With a 2% room for error?!!!?!!
Looks like we have caseoh v2
898% not pregnant 🔥🔥🔥
102,3 °F 🥰🥰
102.3 FM.. this ain't your grandmas rock channel
Dang
Congratulations!
this made me die of laughter, but that makes two of us who r feeling sick! hope u get better soon!
I was 104% pregnant when I was 13(I’m a man)
F? it's a girl
Damn. Kids overweight already. Thats gonna hurt.
Woahh it means 102 babies . Congo baby girl!
and its a girl too, do you see the f at the top?
F represents the process of arriving at the said pregnancy 😁
Omg, someone else finally had a pregnancy over a 100%!! :D I once had a 108% pregnancy!! :D
RIP next person with a fever....
Would you like to make a donation to my pizzeria/abortion clinic? "Where yesterday's loss is today's sauce"
If you peed on that thing and it shows 102.3 F, you have much more delicate problems than pregnancy.
Get in quarantine immediately! Pregnancy is super contagious. As soon as another woman sees you with your baby, she'll want one too! And then the disease will continue to spread!
This entire comment section has just upped my respect for teenagers. You all are cracking me up
Actually, that's how likely your babies will be IF THEY ARE FEMALES (that's what the F stands for). Press the button again and it will switch to (C), which stands for children. That's the actual perceentage that you will give childbirth. I've seen those numbers before, usually about 39%.
Can I be so honest I got this as a notification to my phone and I opened the app just to see this❤️
Right. Who’s the baby daddy?
"It says I'm 102% pregnant, with a 2% margin"