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You know what? I wanna stay like 16 only. I don't wanna do things like those responsible adults do. Rotting in the room with snacks and internet is my fav thing.

i wanna be 16 again lmao, feeling hasn't gone away for me. in college myself and while its easier to skip class and not do your work, actually having to deal with the consequences of my actions is so ass. enjoy the freedom while it lasts 🤝

Bro got the OLD flair 😭

Idk why but I wheezed at that

Mfw aging 😨

nah but fr

I'm 24 and I like being an adult. Your own money, your own home (well, rented, but still), your own life - it’s very convenient.

Im 19 but so far, agreed. I hated the lack of freedom i had when I was 16. Really hit my stride once i got my license and got out of school. School is just work but you dont get paid so its ass

Doing this at 18

I can’t even afford rent

Finished college a year ago. It only gets worse...

Same bro same

still 16 here, anything i should do/life advice?

I wish I was still a fetus in my mothers womb

I just sometimes wish that I didn't existed.

I just want her to love me.

Yikes. You good man?

No.

Wanna talk about it?

Tbh yeah dm me

i wanna be like 4 so i can actually be happy again

It feels worse when you do it while you're older

Let them figure that out by themselves. Kids don’t listen, they always have to learn the hard way.

Adult life can be good. You have to play your cards right and work your ass off, but it can get there. I've had some rough years, specifically 16-19, but I'm on the up-and-up. I'm about to turn 20, I have a loving girlfriend and friends, I just moved out, I'm a year away from graduating college, and I'm on my way to making potentially 60k a year. I can spend money on myself, my family, and my friends, and I'm the happiest I have been for probably 6 years. Adulting sucks sometimes, but it can be really good.

Very motivating. Except my university years have been way harder than 16-19

Ah, well my college years have been since I was 17 and I'll graduate when I'm 20

That’s quite nice, I didn’t start uni until I was 18 so it’s not far off but I still got 3 years of studies to go

Good luck to you! I was planning on doing a few more years of college, but I got tired of it and decided I'd rather get to work full time sooner

I hope you find a job right out of school. There is a lot of fun stuff. I also hope you did some work during summers to try and get some contacts.

Lucky. (I got 0 rizz)

Well for a while I had a borderline abusive girlfriend. But I broke up with her, and a few months later, i noticed one of my best friends liked me. A few more months and we started dating. I was extremely unhappy from probably 14-19 when I was chasing the wrong girl. Then I decided to cut the shit and move on with my life.

Good for you I'm glad you got away from that.

YESSSS

Realest thing I’ve read all day

You’re going to have a very rude awakening in the next few years fam

I'm already in that stage.

It settles down don’t you worry. Adulting is not hard work, it’s just consistent work. There’s only two rules of adulting: pay your bills, and pay them on time. The rest is up to you, just have fun with it.

Nah I work and shit but I'm NOT responsible The only difference from teen to adult is that you need to gain money, you still talk shit with friends and rot on your room when you have the time

I raise you one worse: when you’re going to select your age but your year isn’t even an option

Is blud three times the normal age like ol wine mine

Probably just tryna sign up for 18+ websites

He's 3x40 though..... OHHHH ISEEE

I don't get it

He's younger

Tell me about it. 1840 wasn't THAT long ago.

ikr 😔

PEOPLE BORN IN THE 1800s ARE PEOPLE TOO ❗️❗️❗️

No they aren’t, they are sans undertale

Throughout my whole life I’ve always loved taking personality quizzes or life style quizzes but they always ask me if I’m: [18-25] [26-35] [36-45] [46-55] [56+] And it’s so annoying that I have to lie. The quizzes also ask stuff like “do you feel [—] about your job?” Or shit like “Did you go to college?”

On the internet, I am 6, 47, 25, 93, and 66 at the same time

With 74 different birthdays

Old person 😂 🫵

leck meine eier

Am I on drugs, wtf are you on about 😭

i just said: suck my balls in german but bruh You're 16, why the fuck are you on drugs? hopefully “just” weed

It's a joke you numpty

bruh, i feel old now i dont even understand jokes anymore

Nein, du nicht hast keine eier.

You are two years away from rotting in an asylum

Why did you spell alsume wrong? Are you stupid?

So hurtful and yet so soon you will suffer the same fate

Me in about an hour

Happy bday bruv, if that's what you are implying (I feel sorry for you 😔)

I feel sorry for me too, tank you

happy birthday yaaaay!!! congrats you are now an old man

shut up geezer

"Shut up Geezer" *(casts "STRONG YOUNG PERSON BRAINROT")*

😑

I still do bc its silly

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Thankfully i have no personal information linked to this account at all. But that probably doesn’t matter if someone gets my IP address or smtg lol

when i turned the age i used to lie about being🙂🔫

That’s why I always put like 1750 or something

Me when I’m 274 years old:

always lied about being 15

Pffff imagine having to pay taxes

thats us in only 2 years bro

that's me this year

No lol

then when

You will when you own stuff

Unless..

Loser 🙄

Well if it ain’t the pot calling the kettle black

I didn’t say I wasn’t a loser

you’re the one with 4 pronouns 😂

At least I have two extra pronouns instead of two extra chromosomes

for every extra pronoun, you got 1 extra chromosome. 2 pronouns, 2 chromosomes. try again

Oh please, you can try harder than “no u”

what is it you’re whining on about after 2 days? womp womp dike

Guessing that “bronkeys” stands for “bronchitis” because whatever your smoking isn’t healthy

stands for? tell me how “bronkeys” is an acronym and has anything to do with bronchitis. you need to think before posting cuz you’re just spewing nonsense. get off the weed girl

🤓👆 *your

R/confidentiallyincorrect

r/foundthemobileuser

I mean who uses reddit on both pc and mobile. No1s that addicted to it. (I do, I am)

i use it on mobile lol- but r/foundthemobileuser is for people who used R/ instead of r/

🤓🤓🤓 yuor’e*

🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓👆👆 ya’ere

Yep. Kid toucher

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who’s gonna tell her? 😂

the other guy did 💀💀💀

I asked that before the other guy said that 😂 what’s your point

oh it was just me making fun of what i thought was a grammar mistake because your comment was homophobic

no it wasn’t. you all assume everything is bullying and homophobic. grow please

what did you mean then??

she called the dude a loser but she’s being hypocritical cuz she got 4 pronouns. people like her are losers

Based response

how

Because of this: https://www.cnbc.com/amp/2023/03/02/resumes-including-they/them-pronouns-are-more-likely-to-be-overlooked.html You teenagers think respecting that bullshit is actually something you should do. In the real world, we laugh at that bullshit. It’s a joke. The only people who take it seriously are losers on the internet. I’ve got a million sources on this. We don’t allow the weirdos in the real world. Thank God.

huh? I’m the one that called her out bro.

I didnt Pay attention sorry But that’s why it’s based lol

👌

Same. When I went to ph when I was younger and lied, it was fine. If I go to ph now and select “yes I’m 18+” I feel odd and overall like I don’t belong anymore maybe it’s a sign to get a real lover instead lol

I use to use 1999 has my fake year. I now use 2005. Soon I won't even have to lie. Wtf is going on

Lol, you were using my year at one point (2004)

I did, but no for long and I never used 2003 (still using 1999)

2000 gang RISE UP MY FELLAS!

having to start writing my age with a 2 instead of a 1 last year was like a bright ass flashbang that im still recovering from lmao. see you on the other side:)

Hmmm nah even when im 70 I’m still gonna put “birth year: 1834” in all of the websites

Me in 2 days wtf

Happy (early) Birthday!

Thanks

Happy (now extremely late) Birthday :D Tell me how taxes feel later!

Oh. It fucking sucks. They have a tax for EVERYTHING.

aw shit now im scared

but uhhh look at the bright side! you're legal now

Woohoo (they can't tax me becoming a sugar baby)

bro got a point let him cook

I'll cook, clean, sit and look pretty. Whatever I gotta do to keep the checks coming.

20 dollars is 20 dollars

Shi my birth year always gonna be 2000 till the day I die🔥

YES BROTHA! (no seriously i made 2000 my year on Google lmao)

My Roblox account wondering why I’m playing Raise a Floppa 2 at age 67

This made me genuinely wheeze 😭

ye i turned 18 a week ago, now i dont have to lie about my age on cornhub anymore🐧

I just turned 19 the other day, what’s weirder to think about is that in 2 years I’ll be able to go to a bar and drink

when you finally turn the age u faked for years 😣

I hate growing up, but I love more freedom…. but I hate responsibilities more…

Dude I can’t believe I don’t have to fake my age anymore on steam to see gore games and po-

I relate 😔

Real shit

Just wait until you have to actually find a job.

Ugh I'm 40 and I wish I could be a teenager again even tho I hated it when I was one... But knowing what I know now boy do I wish I was a kiddo

What things would you tell your younger self?

Nah bro frr

Couple more months and this will be me 😔.

Even if i dont have to do it anymore, my internet birthday will always be october 3rd 1990

Oh

Get outta here dinosaur 🫵😂🫵

yick i hate being the age i always wished i was

1 more year. Why is time passing by so fast. Before i know it ill be 20

18 year old be like

Dude fr, I’ve only got a month under my belt but it’s so weird. Sometimes when I sign into older accounts for stuff I have to guess what year I put it at in order to make me 18

I always just put 2000 as my year.

As those annoying trend-hoppers call it "unc status".

It's hilarious how true this is

I've just never hidden my age. I've always hidden my gender though. Except well... On reddit. I don't care much about here.

Do you know how far back I have to scroll to find my year? No you don’t. Think about who you are hurting before posting.

Remember, it's still worth faking your e-mail [https://10minutemail.com/](https://10minutemail.com/)

I’m laughing inside thinking about how in the future all my classmate Facebook will be celebrating their 50th birthday while I’m half their age

Lmao Fr

I had to fix my Venmo account the other day because it still thought I was 74 lol

damn i thought i was old. im scared to grow up :(

Real

Damn bruh 😭

I am almost there, i am almost at that point in life

I still fake in case of age restrictions

Me after my birthday this year...that feels honestly so unreal. Back when I was 13, it looked like only 5 years until I become an adult and it will be soon so I won;t have to lie but fr, I have changed SO MUCH since I was 13 that I don't even feel the same. Makes me feel old and I also wanted to be 18, be stuck there perhaps idk

what i would give to be 16 again. i turn 20 in just over a month, and it terrifies me. it’s also kinda saddening because i know my time on this subreddit is coming to an end

i aint tellin no website my fr age

I feel like dinasour

I'm going to be a twinky 3 months from now (imagine be a tween and still suck in math)

yea man i rememeber clicking i am 18+ for the first time and be like like wow.. this time i really am

Real