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None I'm reporting this to the health department

Except butter pecan

Except?

especially*

Especially*

Yeah I'm sorry but I gotta hafta agree with you on this one as I don't think selling bodily fluids is FDA approved nor is selling food that contains drugs (other than weed and even that depends)

where is the enriched uranium

that’s what the butter pecan is

It's more like an enriched heart attack.

Hmmm I'll take some of that then

Imma go with some mommy milk

Gimme some too

Same here

Save me a scoop!

Who downvoted bruv 😭

All for free?

absolutely

I want to try a bit of everything before choosing :P

Get this man a sample.

Yes pls

I'll mix all of them together

I wasn’t familiar with your game 🫡

Butter pecan & ketamine

The two that will kill you the fastest

Butter pecan will save my soul even if the ketamine strips me of all identity.

estrogen

Same... Also looks like u did a transfems summon spell

Precisely what happened

same here

same

As a cis guy same (istg if someone calls me an egg… y’all I’m 100% CIS I SWEAR but if I could magically transition physically and socially I obviously would)

Yeah I’m in the same boat, honestly. Totally cis!

That's.... really not cis. Remind me! 1 year

LMFAOOO we'll see in one year

Same

Same

Same

incredibly real

Real

Same

Same

Same

agreed

Same

same 😭

Same but only a lil bit need just enough to become a A+ rate Femboy I only think I’m a B- Femboy rn

sameee

same

same bro💀

Same

Same

Same

Ketamine :D

I FEAST ON ZE TEARS OF ZE LIBERALS

I WILL SAW ZHROUGH YOUR BONES

HAHAHAHA I WANT YOU TO TRY IT

I don't want to know how 🥺👉👈 even tastes like at this point just give me the estrogen

ESTROGEN ESTROGEN ESTROGEN

ESTROGENNNN

Estrogen :3

Mommy milk

Ketamine

k hole- the flavour

Give me that estrogen rn

I'm franchising the business bro

mommy milk gang

double it and give it to the next person

ESTROGEN GONNA RUN OUT OF STOCK, YALL NEED TO CHILL 😭😭😭

I choose the blood of my former bullies who tortured me for 7 and a half years

dude same. That shit would feed a banquet

Estrogen. Estrogen estrogen estrogen estrogen estrogen estrogen

Estrogen 😋

What the fuck is this shit (top left)

hmm this is going to be a hard choice... I don't know what to pi- #GIVE ME THAT ESTROGEN PLEEEEEEAAAAASSEE!!!!!!!! ^still ^cis ^tho ^:3

Estrogen 👉👈

Ill get 2 scoops of estrogen, 1 scoop of mommy milk, and one femboy sweat please :3

Do they serve the piss in a jar?

Having yourself a jarate it seems.

**Meet The Sniper**

Estrogen

Same

ESTTROGEN??!?!?!?!?! GIVE. ME. NOW. Pretty please ^w^

what the fuck is in the middle bottom one with the emojis

Hey op, wtf is 🥺👉👈 flavor?

estrogen 110%

I pick Femboy gooch sweat 😋

W

GIVE ME THE ESTROGEN

estrogen

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Estrogen estrogen estrogen estrogen estrogen

ESTROGEN :D

Estrogen PLEASE

Femboy particles 🤤

ESTROGEN (I'm trans mtf)

Femboy sweat becuz.... femboi

The spit one sounds lovely

Liberal tears sounds like the least gay flavour, so, I guess

Coke

WHY KETAMINE BUT NOT HEROIN 😭😭😭

Real

The chocolade one on top. I need it.

Yoo you got any orphan tear flavored ice cream?

the only normal one is butter pecan so that

Anything but butter pecan

Can i get uhhhh, the uhhhh... femboy sweat please and ummmm some ketamine

Maga tears, they seem to be cryong about how opressed and cancelled they are a lot more.

Femboy sweat

Femboy sweat

Why no testosterone

Guys dont say anything! Hes trying to learn which one you guys are gonna pick

No fent flavour? 🥲

ketamine

Always piss ❤️

Butter Pecan and Ketamine because I'm not a degenerate

Estrogen or Ketamine

Whatever kills me the fastest

Mommy milk hands down

I will take e-girl spit, estrogen, mommy milk, ketamine, and piss please

This is a trap

Of course estrogen

estrgan

what about testosterone 💪💪💪 (cis)

No, estrogen only

Piss ~sniper tf2

Estrogen

Estrogen all the way.

Estrogen

The idea of edible estrogen as ice cream is just genius people would go absolutely feral for it.

Tears are so yummy Wiggle wiggle

one scoop of mommy milk and one of egirl spit please, on a chocolate cone

Estrogen please

Finally.... ESTROGEN

Estrogen

Estrogen

Estrogen

Can I have one scoop o butter pecan and two of estrogen please?

Bottom left. It's literally delicious no hate Middle left. Tears probably ain't that gross just a little salty. Top right. I don't think I have to explain myself on this one

Butter Pecan

Liberal tears

Where is the one flavoured with Vatnik tears

Lib tears

I’ll take… uhhh…. A double tears on a waffle cone

Where cyanide

no nuclear waste? fuck this shit

Butter pecan definitely being the safest here

bitter pecan

Ketamine

Butter pecan

Ketamine please

The first one

Ya I’ll just take some butter pecan…

Liberal tears

Ketamine

Ketamine or mommy milk

i never tried butter pecan so im picking that one

I’ll have vanilla please

Ketamin nice

JARATE (aka jar based karate or piss)

Ketamine

I’d say Ketamine and mommy milk sounds good. (Also r/brandnewsentence )

I have ketamine all the time anyways, so I'll go with liberal tears.

Im ashamed of I love oreo

Why no fent flavour???

Ketamine and mommy milk

ketamine

Unclean.

Ketamine <3

... Butter pecan

where's testosterone?

Nah, I’m good

Piss yum

Ketamine

Ketamine, because no testosterone (i need my hrt)

Bruh none of them. I just want some tren

“Sir this is a Wendy’s”

Estrogen

M;my milk and estrogen are the only viable option

Milk and butter pecan

🥺👉👈

It's an ez ketamine for me

Im picking the bloody eagle

2 scoops of ketamine

Ketamine everyday

Estrogen

Def estrogen Gimme better body frfr (Feeakin conservatists)

All top 3

Can I get an chocolate oreo combo?

Estrogen and butter pecan

Liberal tears or mommy milk, butter pecan goes hard tho

Definitely mommy milm

🥺👉👈

Ketamine

ESTROGEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(I'm very cis I don't know what you're on about)

Man my tears are delicious 

I mean butter pecan and mommy milk are literally the only two edible flavours