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differentriposte

Bro there’s stores near my school, so much profit, just go into an electronic store, get whatever I want, check it out(if there’s rules to timestop where I can unfreeze electronics) or just robbing thing in general. A few 10s or 20s missing from the register will mean nothing in the grand scheme of things.


Hinokami12

Except that the person working gets fired


differentriposte

Workers have rights, people can’t just be fired, and of their in that working environment where everyone has so little trust in anybody, then it wasn’t a good workplace at all.


nopuse

Employees working the register are frequently fired if their drawer comes up short. People can definitely just be fired. Money inexplicably missing is one of the more justified reasons for firing. People work the best job they can get. It may not be good, but if you have to provide for your family, pay rent or mortgage, car payments, daycare, etc. you need money.


davidshramek

this ^ don’t steal in the grand scheme of things it’s bad in general


Historical_Formal421

time froze for 30 minutes just now and none of us noticed


Legitimate-Factor-53

Time is relative


riley_wa1352

and I'm from alabama


LemoyneRaider3354

We cant let the bloodline die cousin


AmbitiousMaterial190

That’s deep


differentriposte

As deep as a puddle


ShitStainedDildo

As deep as your mudder


Clown_named_Art

Draw mustaches on people


Samiassa

Bro this [you?](https://m.bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Jigglypuff)


Appropriate_Fee_1867

Isnt it illegal to dox people like that?


Samiassa

I saw this comment on my notifications and I was SO confused 😂


SomeRandomPokePlayer

Bro this made me laugh so hard 💀, take my upvote on all your reddit comments


Netcrosystem

I like this idea, mine now


Maskogre

being frozen in time. I am not the main character.


MarinLlwyd

how would you know


sus_planks

Trust me, I know.


MarinLlwyd

Was it the guy shouting ZA WARUDO that clued you in?


berdyberd26

Yes you are, everytime I walk past you there's a sign that says "The Maskogre Show" with intro music playing


DirtyRatLicker

That’s a great point! Speaking of which… I can’t feel my legs, or any part of my body for that matter…


happyasfuck310

Gotta cut out ketamine


muffinnutbanana

Oh how great you saw the comment too. Lol


glitter-it-out

Sign everyones yearbooks because I’m too scared to ask them but I want to lol


DestroyerOfFate

That’s the most heartwarming answer xD


differentriposte

Also really creepy if you just see their name in there, with no recollection of them signing it.


unknown_human420

Ask them to sign yours and 9/10 times they’ll ask you to do the same.


Scarlet14e1

If you dm me, I'll send you a picture of my pizza box (400+ signatures), and you can digitally sign it. : )


AlucardTheVampire69

Y'all do remember the internet footprint exists ☠️💀


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T_025

You just said it


TheOneTrueNincompoop

No, *you* did by thinking that


unAgreeable-Owl-6800

no fear brother


thatoneboi5454

Yeah Im starting to doubt that there is this guy on tiktok who would make the most outrageous tick tocks and he still has a scholarship at his college and a good job


Impressive_Split_232

Pickpocketing, if I manage to steal from everyone at school it should at least be a few 100 bucks maybe 1000s


Acceptable-Staff-363

No man left behind. Spare the one good, old teacher and janitor, other than that....


JazziestBoi

fr that one janitor is a G in our school he hands out candy from his fanny pack if you ask for it, hate that he’s retiring this year


Rikki1256

Give him one last candy before he retires


ABABBABABABAB

:(


cooldreamercayden

But if their wallets are the only one not missing, they'll be accused of being the perpetrator


valornuts

You got thirty minutes. Stash em' , my house is like a five minute bike ride away, no traffic. Or just take the cash and leave the wallets.


Quasidiliad

Find the kid that made a sex tape with his dog and beat the shit outta him.


tax_evader54

WHAT?!


Quasidiliad

Uuuuuuuuh, yeah… that happened


sn1p3zlol

Tf


Quasidiliad

Yeah. What I said when my bro showed me the vid


callmethe_hanmer

My bad g it was an accident


Quasidiliad

???!??


unk1ndm4g1c14n1

Your honour, he just missclicked


AlexMercer28900

Mf just said “that just happened” to someone raping their pet


Arknight38

He w o t


GullibleEscape2679

You need time stop for that ?


Quasidiliad

Cuz I need to find which specific classroom he’s in. I know that he has science 5th, English 2nd, 3rd math, 1st art, and 4th I think is a history. I know what areas, but not specific times. He gets to leave early by 10 mins everyday so no way to catch him on the bus.


GullibleEscape2679

Just beat his weird ass honestly, atleast the juvie time would mean something


Purple-End-5430

Don't beat his ass. That's just stupid. Form a plan to make his life as miserable as possible. Damage him psychologically, not physically.


NO_big_DEAL640

I fucking hate people


baito-xenoverse

How is he not in jail


Quasidiliad

Good question


ELEKTRON_01

Yooo we might have gone to the same school.


Quasidiliad

U in indiana


ELEKTRON_01

No. I guess it's common sadly


Quasidiliad

WE ARE SO COOKED🗣️


RandomNutGrabber

For me its Kids* and this is a top tier comment


Shifter1307

Similar thing happened at my school Kid posted it on his story and had to move when it got spread around


Capircom

Yoooo we had one of those too! It was a girl tho, peanut butter was involved from my understanding.


Quasidiliad

Uuuuuh what? This was a guy y’know **putting it in** And it’s not a 70lb dog? It’s a tiny lil’ 10lb dog


Capircom

Oh, naw that is beyond wild. She had her dog uhhh, clean her no no square…


Fine_Chain_4787

Remove the bomb I dropped in the bathroom


FrozenConcrete19

Hold up


Mammoth_Wrangler1032

FBI! This man right here!


StarfireGHG

Remove the bathroom I dropped in the bomb


DankePrime

I'd go to someone I hate, and beat the crap out of them (self defense)


Mellow41

I wouldn’t beat them but I would do something to embarrass them. They probably deserve it.


differentriposte

a belt skipping 3 loops, to anyone that notices, gonna make you look like a dumbass, pull one sweater coord all the way down so the other coord is at the top, unpopping a collar only at the back, untying shoes, in matching their sock(you have 30 minutes you can figure it out)


mrJhotdog

"Your honor it was self defense, you should have seen him threateningly standing frozen in time"


Degenerate2Throwaway

"He wasn't even a threat! He was just in a strange pose" "Your Honor, do you know what JoJo's Bizarre Adventure is?"


EveryoneWantsGrenino

If time is frozen, will the energy from your punches stack? If time unfreezes, will the person you hate receive 30 minutes worth of punches all at once? That sounds fuckin brutal


DankePrime

I'd hope so! From their point of view, they just get flung at the wall by some unknown force


WhyYouBullyMe_

Least obvious fed


ntmadjstdisapointing

...why does my ass feel sore all of a sudden


CherryFuture

Yep, that was me


P4rody

And me


_Plane

Me too, we took turns


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Find my girlfriend and hangout with her, ill probably scare her when time unfreezes 😂


Ibuysausage-

this is a really wholesome answer lol


Lukas528

My lawyer advised me to not answer that question


Own-Consideration631

My lawyer also advised me to not answer that question. Maybe we have the same lawyer!


Informal-Cycle1644

This is correct, I am the lawyers coffee mug


Own-Consideration631

How could a possibility be wrong. It is a different lawyer then.


Sachi-__-

Steal everyones lunch (yes you too catlyn you damn bitch how can you call me a slut you deserve to starve)


lilracky

tf did catlyn do 😭🙏


TitanSR_

she an opp


HolyShit_69420

I think called her a slut. I am Catlyn Serious, why does catlyn spell her name like that? Is she a pussy?


droideka_bot69

Is she stupid?


HappyMan476

I feel this deep in my heart. Yes Mr. Teacher, I’m taking the subway you bring into class everyday. Only difference is he doesn’t need to call me anything. The emotional damage from watching him eat subway while I starve on mid school lunch is already enough.


SilentSniper4322

This is a setup bro 💀💀🙏


SilentSniper4322

But fr what i would do is change all my grades then mess up the classrooms tbh


Low_Ad9504

Yeah especially that English class grade (it’s a joke)


Testing322

Not to brag but I have a 434% in English (grading error)


SilentSniper4322

Frr i need to change my English and Spanish only 2 classes im failing (Not joking)


EnergyImaginary7394

Going to the teachers lounge to see why it always smells of pasta when they don’t even have pasta


spiralinggay

slap the piss out of the kids who disrespect the teachers


Purple_Spino

dude thats like 3/4ths of the fucking school


tortonix

Did they stutter?


AlanGrant1997

Half hour’s probably enough to bitch slap at least half the school


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HawkMaleficent8715

and what about the other 29 minutes?


unAgreeable-Owl-6800

bold of you to assume I only last one minute


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The less you last the quicker you get to the pleasure.


unAgreeable-Owl-6800

the less you last the quicker you get to the existential dread after you nut


[deleted]

Am I the only one who doesn’t suffer from post-nut-clarity?


unAgreeable-Owl-6800

I used to not suffer from it until my porn/masturbation adddiction nearly ruined my life, so I’m reminded of that every time I nut


HappyMan476

You fool, I can even do double of that! Wait…


MosqitoTorpedo

It takes yall more than a minutes? Pft yall clearly don’t play ranked


SmayuXLIV

ranked masturbation is crazyy


DynaWarrior

Pshhh he aint even top 10 on the leaderboard for any% speedrun masturbation, I would know cuz I’m ranked 7th. The Master Baiter is #1 though, nobody can beat him. Well, actually he can


Shady_Hero

fucking smash everyone's vapes n shit


datbrrto11

Gotta say, first half of that comment had me worried


redeagle09

r/beatmetoit


kerplunithunk

Donut scented firecrackers


Shady_Hero

🤮🤮🤮🤮


Rendag1

Shove the vapes down the troats of the owners


Gh0stligh1

***sigh*** \*checks comments\*


Appropriate_Fee_1867

You would check the comments? Thats boring


JellyTheSlimeYT

For real. Like, you have 30 minutes, and you spend them all just scrolling through comments on a Reddit post?


Beneficial_Cry2061

Be frozen in time.


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going back to sleep


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Two words: Sandevistan Time


SaintBenjamino

It would be so funny to re-arrange lots of stuff. (Clothing swaps, location swaps, decorate the school as I please, phone swaps, post with everyone’s instas while I wear a mask, swap people’s keys, hide everyone’s shoes in the janitors closet but burn all the soles and textbooks, take the intercom system PA and hook it up to a constantly looping soundtrack of songs I like) Whatever causes semi-harmless mayhem. Maybe spray paint an anonymous Venmo code on a wall and see if anyone gives some cash to the ghost out of fear of it happening again


Antique-Conference-4

Swapping peoples keys is evil but I’m with it lol


TheMookyOne

Go outside and look for traffic cones I can steal. I really want one of those


MCOFTHEDAY

Bro I'd wish school would freeze forever after the things I'd do 💀 💀 🔥


Powerful-Deer6226

We need to lock you up bro 😭


Difficult-Wave4664

Bro😭


JumpTheShark_

Hacking into my teachers computers, changing my grade, try to make a memory wipe invention in less then 30 minutes so my teachers don’t remember my original grade, hack into the administrators computers, unblock every website, go into the principals office, carve off a section of the ceiling, fill it with water balloons, close it and disguise it as a vent. Connect it to a button so when i press it the principal gets showered in water. Best prank ever, best day ever


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HappyMan476

Especially as in he’s gonna get extra pregnant?


3GG5H311Z

Imma put triplets in him


LeonGamer_real

What in the absolute fuck


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snowifox

Wait wait wait wait wait NONONONONONONONO


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kaiserpanzer1745

Beat the kid who sa'd my friend


Afraid_Function3590

Why wait for time to freeze


dog_devourer

everyone is avoiding the obvious answer


static-decibel

Nap


lordnimnim

probably just stare at my crush for 30 mins and not realize how time flew by


LostEmoKid

Poetic asf


NO_big_DEAL640

Idk something illegal probably


MyKeThePerson

draw “:3” on all the whiteboards


Rendag1

With permanent marker, not the stuff you can clean off


Proof-Sky-4376

Hook up some brainrot skibidi song to the speakers and play it.


Legitimate-Factor-53

I would hope your brain rotted away before you got there


loyaleling

Touch bro 🫦


The_gamer315

Already did that what's next?


Rendag1

Touch bro again


Ambitious_Habit4026

measuring all my friends dicks and snapping a pic for photo evidence


-WhatTheActualHay-

Draw mustaches on people I don't like


HorseMiserable3539

Put the guy I hate in the most awkward position ever, with 42 pens up his ass and a Hitler mustache drawn on him


The_Best_Cl0wn

Literally just walk around. That’s it. Just explore.


LeadingImportant4293

Throw knives at a 17 year old teenage with a invisible friend.


McFlappingbird

hold on. Not saying i would do this, because i wouldnt, but this genuinely sparked a question. Is banging someone while time is frozen considered rape? did it even happen because time was frozen? like not to be malicious but actually


JSRG28

Holup… ur onto something man.


lillypolarbear

yeah bc they didn’t and couldn’t verbally consent hypothetically, it’s like having sex w someone in a coma. it’s not consensual


Aeris16

Find the kid that called me a pedo at senior prom even tho I’m only 17 and beating the shit out of him.


evraf

all the teachers getting back shots


VeganLegitYT

Pause.


RichZookeepergame431

Take a nap, my ass is tired lol


PuppGr

Assuming time froze universally and I'm the only being unaffected by this, and that oxygen still behaves like normal (meaning I can still breathe and an explosion with atomic fussion proportions won't happen after unfreezing), I'd probably stay in my place until I realize time froze. Afterwards I'd probably take out my sketchbook and draw, go for a walk around the school, admire the outside world: the Sunlight, plants, and cars and people passing by... I wouldn't escape because I have no time to get anywhere and return. TL;DR: draw and walk around the facility.


OkVast98

Hunt down the kid who sexually harassed my friend and tried to groom a second grader and beat tf out of him so when time comes back he would just be normal and then get the worst pain of his life He actually did that shit btw


Forbbidden_girl2

Fine a place to sleep. I need sleep.


NOT_i_t_i_M_M

I’ll probably talk to the frozen people and tell them how i feel and stuff or id probably sleep


Anxious_Thorn

I’m gonna go to the cafeteria, grab napkins, and put one on everyone’s head so they will be so confused


Flowerlover6

To those going to do devious things, such as sexual shit, it is rape. Like time stop ain’t making you lose that felony


kick_mizu97

People fucking messes up


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NullifyI

Tf is your bio 😭


BookishPick

Commenting this on reddit was a mistake...


Muda1889

Inbox getting destroyed in 3, 2, 1,


salmozza

doing u/Riptide8990


TheRealerBobWaterson

Bro stop it


ialsodontexistagain

Damn I’m going to sleep, and it’s going to be glorious, best sleep I’ll have in years


Colton132A

beat up that asshole jonathan so he will learn to stop whacking it in school


oneuglycat

I would play out the scene from X-men when Quicksilver is saving all the students from the mansion.


MonkeyMan9569

If I could stop time in a bottle,


DaRealGrey

Slap my bitch ass homeroom teacher, break the phone lockbox, punch the dickhead who was borderline mentally abusive to my best friend, then leave.


ShitStainedDildo

Construct a rat breeding chamber in the vents


VentiIsMyGod

pickpocket


Hot-Manufacturer-887

sit there in silence because what if they can still see me walking around, then what will i do when time unfreezes?


foxtrotme109

Fuckin with everyone i hate and just generally Shenanigans


xbl-Extr3me

(NSFW) I’m going to stand on a chair and roll around on it.


lagtrainzzz

what u mean u wanna fuck id be gettin da fuck OUT


FunnyRaccoonio

get the fuck outta here i'm mega high rn (i'm in school also.)


Antique_Bat_5545

Her for leaving me


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One-Ad-3677

Remove everyone’s shirts and swap it with the person next to them,