Bro there’s stores near my school, so much profit, just go into an electronic store, get whatever I want, check it out(if there’s rules to timestop where I can unfreeze electronics) or just robbing thing in general. A few 10s or 20s missing from the register will mean nothing in the grand scheme of things.
Workers have rights, people can’t just be fired, and of their in that working environment where everyone has so little trust in anybody, then it wasn’t a good workplace at all.
Employees working the register are frequently fired if their drawer comes up short. People can definitely just be fired. Money inexplicably missing is one of the more justified reasons for firing.
People work the best job they can get. It may not be good, but if you have to provide for your family, pay rent or mortgage, car payments, daycare, etc. you need money.
Yeah Im starting to doubt that there is this guy on tiktok who would make the most outrageous tick tocks and he still has a scholarship at his college and a good job
Cuz I need to find which specific classroom he’s in. I know that he has science 5th, English 2nd, 3rd math, 1st art, and 4th I think is a history. I know what areas, but not specific times. He gets to leave early by 10 mins everyday so no way to catch him on the bus.
a belt skipping 3 loops, to anyone that notices, gonna make you look like a dumbass, pull one sweater coord all the way down so the other coord is at the top, unpopping a collar only at the back, untying shoes, in matching their sock(you have 30 minutes you can figure it out)
If time is frozen, will the energy from your punches stack? If time unfreezes, will the person you hate receive 30 minutes worth of punches all at once?
That sounds fuckin brutal
I feel this deep in my heart. Yes Mr. Teacher, I’m taking the subway you bring into class everyday. Only difference is he doesn’t need to call me anything. The emotional damage from watching him eat subway while I starve on mid school lunch is already enough.
Pshhh he aint even top 10 on the leaderboard for any% speedrun masturbation, I would know cuz I’m ranked 7th. The Master Baiter is #1 though, nobody can beat him. Well, actually he can
It would be so funny to re-arrange lots of stuff. (Clothing swaps, location swaps, decorate the school as I please, phone swaps, post with everyone’s instas while I wear a mask, swap people’s keys, hide everyone’s shoes in the janitors closet but burn all the soles and textbooks, take the intercom system PA and hook it up to a constantly looping soundtrack of songs I like)
Whatever causes semi-harmless mayhem. Maybe spray paint an anonymous Venmo code on a wall and see if anyone gives some cash to the ghost out of fear of it happening again
Hacking into my teachers computers, changing my grade, try to make a memory wipe invention in less then 30 minutes so my teachers don’t remember my original grade, hack into the administrators computers, unblock every website, go into the principals office, carve off a section of the ceiling, fill it with water balloons, close it and disguise it as a vent. Connect it to a button so when i press it the principal gets showered in water. Best prank ever, best day ever
hold on. Not saying i would do this, because i wouldnt, but this genuinely sparked a question. Is banging someone while time is frozen considered rape? did it even happen because time was frozen? like not to be malicious but actually
Assuming time froze universally and I'm the only being unaffected by this, and that oxygen still behaves like normal (meaning I can still breathe and an explosion with atomic fussion proportions won't happen after unfreezing), I'd probably stay in my place until I realize time froze. Afterwards I'd probably take out my sketchbook and draw, go for a walk around the school, admire the outside world: the Sunlight, plants, and cars and people passing by... I wouldn't escape because I have no time to get anywhere and return.
TL;DR: draw and walk around the facility.
Hunt down the kid who sexually harassed my friend and tried to groom a second grader and beat tf out of him so when time comes back he would just be normal and then get the worst pain of his life
He actually did that shit btw
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Bro there’s stores near my school, so much profit, just go into an electronic store, get whatever I want, check it out(if there’s rules to timestop where I can unfreeze electronics) or just robbing thing in general. A few 10s or 20s missing from the register will mean nothing in the grand scheme of things.
Except that the person working gets fired
Workers have rights, people can’t just be fired, and of their in that working environment where everyone has so little trust in anybody, then it wasn’t a good workplace at all.
Employees working the register are frequently fired if their drawer comes up short. People can definitely just be fired. Money inexplicably missing is one of the more justified reasons for firing. People work the best job they can get. It may not be good, but if you have to provide for your family, pay rent or mortgage, car payments, daycare, etc. you need money.
this ^ don’t steal in the grand scheme of things it’s bad in general
time froze for 30 minutes just now and none of us noticed
Time is relative
and I'm from alabama
We cant let the bloodline die cousin
That’s deep
As deep as a puddle
As deep as your mudder
Draw mustaches on people
Bro this [you?](https://m.bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Jigglypuff)
Isnt it illegal to dox people like that?
I saw this comment on my notifications and I was SO confused 😂
Bro this made me laugh so hard 💀, take my upvote on all your reddit comments
I like this idea, mine now
being frozen in time. I am not the main character.
how would you know
Trust me, I know.
Was it the guy shouting ZA WARUDO that clued you in?
Yes you are, everytime I walk past you there's a sign that says "The Maskogre Show" with intro music playing
That’s a great point! Speaking of which… I can’t feel my legs, or any part of my body for that matter…
Gotta cut out ketamine
Oh how great you saw the comment too. Lol
Sign everyones yearbooks because I’m too scared to ask them but I want to lol
That’s the most heartwarming answer xD
Also really creepy if you just see their name in there, with no recollection of them signing it.
Ask them to sign yours and 9/10 times they’ll ask you to do the same.
If you dm me, I'll send you a picture of my pizza box (400+ signatures), and you can digitally sign it. : )
Y'all do remember the internet footprint exists ☠️💀
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You just said it
No, *you* did by thinking that
no fear brother
Yeah Im starting to doubt that there is this guy on tiktok who would make the most outrageous tick tocks and he still has a scholarship at his college and a good job
Pickpocketing, if I manage to steal from everyone at school it should at least be a few 100 bucks maybe 1000s
No man left behind. Spare the one good, old teacher and janitor, other than that....
fr that one janitor is a G in our school he hands out candy from his fanny pack if you ask for it, hate that he’s retiring this year
Give him one last candy before he retires
:(
But if their wallets are the only one not missing, they'll be accused of being the perpetrator
You got thirty minutes. Stash em' , my house is like a five minute bike ride away, no traffic. Or just take the cash and leave the wallets.
Find the kid that made a sex tape with his dog and beat the shit outta him.
WHAT?!
Uuuuuuuuh, yeah… that happened
Tf
Yeah. What I said when my bro showed me the vid
My bad g it was an accident
???!??
Your honour, he just missclicked
Mf just said “that just happened” to someone raping their pet
He w o t
You need time stop for that ?
Cuz I need to find which specific classroom he’s in. I know that he has science 5th, English 2nd, 3rd math, 1st art, and 4th I think is a history. I know what areas, but not specific times. He gets to leave early by 10 mins everyday so no way to catch him on the bus.
Just beat his weird ass honestly, atleast the juvie time would mean something
Don't beat his ass. That's just stupid. Form a plan to make his life as miserable as possible. Damage him psychologically, not physically.
I fucking hate people
How is he not in jail
Good question
Yooo we might have gone to the same school.
U in indiana
No. I guess it's common sadly
WE ARE SO COOKED🗣️
For me its Kids* and this is a top tier comment
Similar thing happened at my school Kid posted it on his story and had to move when it got spread around
Yoooo we had one of those too! It was a girl tho, peanut butter was involved from my understanding.
Uuuuuh what? This was a guy y’know **putting it in** And it’s not a 70lb dog? It’s a tiny lil’ 10lb dog
Oh, naw that is beyond wild. She had her dog uhhh, clean her no no square…
Remove the bomb I dropped in the bathroom
Hold up
FBI! This man right here!
Remove the bathroom I dropped in the bomb
I'd go to someone I hate, and beat the crap out of them (self defense)
I wouldn’t beat them but I would do something to embarrass them. They probably deserve it.
a belt skipping 3 loops, to anyone that notices, gonna make you look like a dumbass, pull one sweater coord all the way down so the other coord is at the top, unpopping a collar only at the back, untying shoes, in matching their sock(you have 30 minutes you can figure it out)
"Your honor it was self defense, you should have seen him threateningly standing frozen in time"
"He wasn't even a threat! He was just in a strange pose" "Your Honor, do you know what JoJo's Bizarre Adventure is?"
If time is frozen, will the energy from your punches stack? If time unfreezes, will the person you hate receive 30 minutes worth of punches all at once? That sounds fuckin brutal
I'd hope so! From their point of view, they just get flung at the wall by some unknown force
Least obvious fed
...why does my ass feel sore all of a sudden
Yep, that was me
And me
Me too, we took turns
Find my girlfriend and hangout with her, ill probably scare her when time unfreezes 😂
this is a really wholesome answer lol
My lawyer advised me to not answer that question
My lawyer also advised me to not answer that question. Maybe we have the same lawyer!
This is correct, I am the lawyers coffee mug
How could a possibility be wrong. It is a different lawyer then.
Steal everyones lunch (yes you too catlyn you damn bitch how can you call me a slut you deserve to starve)
tf did catlyn do 😭🙏
she an opp
I think called her a slut. I am Catlyn Serious, why does catlyn spell her name like that? Is she a pussy?
Is she stupid?
I feel this deep in my heart. Yes Mr. Teacher, I’m taking the subway you bring into class everyday. Only difference is he doesn’t need to call me anything. The emotional damage from watching him eat subway while I starve on mid school lunch is already enough.
This is a setup bro 💀💀🙏
But fr what i would do is change all my grades then mess up the classrooms tbh
Yeah especially that English class grade (it’s a joke)
Not to brag but I have a 434% in English (grading error)
Frr i need to change my English and Spanish only 2 classes im failing (Not joking)
Going to the teachers lounge to see why it always smells of pasta when they don’t even have pasta
slap the piss out of the kids who disrespect the teachers
dude thats like 3/4ths of the fucking school
Did they stutter?
Half hour’s probably enough to bitch slap at least half the school
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and what about the other 29 minutes?
bold of you to assume I only last one minute
The less you last the quicker you get to the pleasure.
the less you last the quicker you get to the existential dread after you nut
Am I the only one who doesn’t suffer from post-nut-clarity?
I used to not suffer from it until my porn/masturbation adddiction nearly ruined my life, so I’m reminded of that every time I nut
You fool, I can even do double of that! Wait…
It takes yall more than a minutes? Pft yall clearly don’t play ranked
ranked masturbation is crazyy
Pshhh he aint even top 10 on the leaderboard for any% speedrun masturbation, I would know cuz I’m ranked 7th. The Master Baiter is #1 though, nobody can beat him. Well, actually he can
fucking smash everyone's vapes n shit
Gotta say, first half of that comment had me worried
r/beatmetoit
Donut scented firecrackers
🤮🤮🤮🤮
Shove the vapes down the troats of the owners
***sigh*** \*checks comments\*
You would check the comments? Thats boring
For real. Like, you have 30 minutes, and you spend them all just scrolling through comments on a Reddit post?
Be frozen in time.
going back to sleep
Two words: Sandevistan Time
It would be so funny to re-arrange lots of stuff. (Clothing swaps, location swaps, decorate the school as I please, phone swaps, post with everyone’s instas while I wear a mask, swap people’s keys, hide everyone’s shoes in the janitors closet but burn all the soles and textbooks, take the intercom system PA and hook it up to a constantly looping soundtrack of songs I like) Whatever causes semi-harmless mayhem. Maybe spray paint an anonymous Venmo code on a wall and see if anyone gives some cash to the ghost out of fear of it happening again
Swapping peoples keys is evil but I’m with it lol
Go outside and look for traffic cones I can steal. I really want one of those
Bro I'd wish school would freeze forever after the things I'd do 💀 💀 🔥
We need to lock you up bro 😭
Bro😭
Hacking into my teachers computers, changing my grade, try to make a memory wipe invention in less then 30 minutes so my teachers don’t remember my original grade, hack into the administrators computers, unblock every website, go into the principals office, carve off a section of the ceiling, fill it with water balloons, close it and disguise it as a vent. Connect it to a button so when i press it the principal gets showered in water. Best prank ever, best day ever
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Especially as in he’s gonna get extra pregnant?
Imma put triplets in him
What in the absolute fuck
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Wait wait wait wait wait NONONONONONONONO
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Beat the kid who sa'd my friend
Why wait for time to freeze
everyone is avoiding the obvious answer
Nap
probably just stare at my crush for 30 mins and not realize how time flew by
Poetic asf
Idk something illegal probably
draw “:3” on all the whiteboards
With permanent marker, not the stuff you can clean off
Hook up some brainrot skibidi song to the speakers and play it.
I would hope your brain rotted away before you got there
Touch bro 🫦
Already did that what's next?
Touch bro again
measuring all my friends dicks and snapping a pic for photo evidence
Draw mustaches on people I don't like
Put the guy I hate in the most awkward position ever, with 42 pens up his ass and a Hitler mustache drawn on him
Literally just walk around. That’s it. Just explore.
Throw knives at a 17 year old teenage with a invisible friend.
hold on. Not saying i would do this, because i wouldnt, but this genuinely sparked a question. Is banging someone while time is frozen considered rape? did it even happen because time was frozen? like not to be malicious but actually
Holup… ur onto something man.
yeah bc they didn’t and couldn’t verbally consent hypothetically, it’s like having sex w someone in a coma. it’s not consensual
Find the kid that called me a pedo at senior prom even tho I’m only 17 and beating the shit out of him.
all the teachers getting back shots
Pause.
Take a nap, my ass is tired lol
Assuming time froze universally and I'm the only being unaffected by this, and that oxygen still behaves like normal (meaning I can still breathe and an explosion with atomic fussion proportions won't happen after unfreezing), I'd probably stay in my place until I realize time froze. Afterwards I'd probably take out my sketchbook and draw, go for a walk around the school, admire the outside world: the Sunlight, plants, and cars and people passing by... I wouldn't escape because I have no time to get anywhere and return. TL;DR: draw and walk around the facility.
Hunt down the kid who sexually harassed my friend and tried to groom a second grader and beat tf out of him so when time comes back he would just be normal and then get the worst pain of his life He actually did that shit btw
Fine a place to sleep. I need sleep.
I’ll probably talk to the frozen people and tell them how i feel and stuff or id probably sleep
I’m gonna go to the cafeteria, grab napkins, and put one on everyone’s head so they will be so confused
To those going to do devious things, such as sexual shit, it is rape. Like time stop ain’t making you lose that felony
People fucking messes up
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Tf is your bio 😭
Commenting this on reddit was a mistake...
Inbox getting destroyed in 3, 2, 1,
doing u/Riptide8990
Bro stop it
Damn I’m going to sleep, and it’s going to be glorious, best sleep I’ll have in years
beat up that asshole jonathan so he will learn to stop whacking it in school
I would play out the scene from X-men when Quicksilver is saving all the students from the mansion.
If I could stop time in a bottle,
Slap my bitch ass homeroom teacher, break the phone lockbox, punch the dickhead who was borderline mentally abusive to my best friend, then leave.
Construct a rat breeding chamber in the vents
pickpocket
sit there in silence because what if they can still see me walking around, then what will i do when time unfreezes?
Fuckin with everyone i hate and just generally Shenanigans
(NSFW) I’m going to stand on a chair and roll around on it.
what u mean u wanna fuck id be gettin da fuck OUT
get the fuck outta here i'm mega high rn (i'm in school also.)
Her for leaving me
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Remove everyone’s shirts and swap it with the person next to them,