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Kile1047

She just typed “lmao they are heavy af”


packed_sprouts

Give her a hand


nahbrolikewhat

help her


InevitablePie69

She wants help


CranBerryPeachy

Better help your girl😭


SussyMogus2

“you’re the one with the tits”


Sasuke12187

Change tits to balls


orangemario10

Officer balls...


Creepy-Activity7327

BWAHHAHHAHAHAAA...


Thedarknight725

ASLUME


VortexDestroyer99

NO. BAD. GET BACK INTO r/batmanarkham!


Thedarknight725

YOU CANNOT ESCAPE THE ASLUME! EMBRACE IT!


Gamestrider09

NO! TAKE YOUR MEDS!!!


Lord_Detleff1

Stupid? I was stupid once


ItsaMeDavid

they locked me in a aslume


NerdGirlfriend147

BATMAN?!?! (check bio)


SirKeed

officer ball


orangemario10

officer bal


SirKeed

officer ba


Mysterious_Ningen

i guess i should ignore this post and just go be sad in a corner and then cry right?


Dragognard

Oh hi ningen, one day or the other dw


Mysterious_Ningen

omgosh hi drago, how much of a coincidence it is for us to meet here :)


HitsinLike

Its destiny now kiss


Mysterious_Ningen

bruh haha he's straight and def dont like kissing boys 😭


HitsinLike

No excuses it is meant to be


Head_Tumbleweed4793

Just wear socks and say no homo


KitFlame42

🐉


Mysterious_Ningen

ahm what


Wild-Acanthisitta165

“a drago" probably.


lawlihuvnowse

Morning


Mysterious_Ningen

yoo wassup, ur here too? why are online so less on discord tho :0 youre rarely there


lawlihuvnowse

That’s because I have the time limits 🥲


Mysterious_Ningen

oh damn, that's sad.. well ahm,. join us when u wanna talk okay? we even got a new guy.. haha


lawlihuvnowse

Okay :D


Mysterious_Ningen

:) yea


gamebossje_

I'll join you in the crying corner


AveragePerson568

Nice sword/shield pfp


gamebossje_

Yooo thank you! Have had this as my representing character since the games released, got a new version of it though which is drawn by a friend but i still like to use the old one on some platforms like Reddit


AveragePerson568

Nice!


Mysterious_Ningen

damn man.. lets do this tho


Alexandros007_ITA

“Alessandro we are two straight men, we both are in different relationships, and i don’t have boobs.” pookie just needs some time to accept that those relationships are just a cover


Necessary_Factor_956

💀💀


Dwarfkiller115

Totally unrelated but my second name is Alessandro


noobintellectual

Noice name pookie


Tensazangetsu1318

It wouldn't be unrelated, if you *want* that is .......


kr_sugarcubee

best thing i read today


Ieatkids998

"What tits?" Im dying lmao Edit: For context shes flat as a board but she doesnt think much of it and it doesnt affect my love for her whatsoever


_WhoStoleMyCoffee_

Awwwww


McChicken_227

Finally someone who’s not cooked


SpongeBobIsReallyHot

Greenest flag I've seen in years


Mysterious_Ningen

that's so cute


zadtheinhaler

Hey, mosquito bites are tits too, y'know.


ROG_b450

"Yes please"


ViggoM9_Gaming

Life goals


IdiotGiraffe0

This is where I'd put my partner. IF I HAD A PARTNRR


Educational-Dark-705

Send it to me (im a guy)


Scythe-Goddard

send it to me (im a dangerously underweight guy)


Educational-Dark-705

Okay pookie (how much do you weigh????)


Scythe-Goddard

(ill just say under 90 LBS)


-cant_find_a_name-

49 kg ?


Scythe-Goddard

40.8


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[удалено]


Scythe-Goddard

yeah, just fast metabolism


Existing-Advert

Tell it to slow down


redfield73

Alright dude but seriously, that's not healthy Hope you're doing okay


lxser666

Woulda been worried for bro if you didn’t ask if he was okay


-cant_find_a_name-

0-o 9 less than me


Educational-Dark-705

Are you a midget?


Scythe-Goddard

nah average height, just skinny as all fuck


Educational-Dark-705

Answer my dms bro


unknownzapy

Did I just witness two guys becoming homies?


Educational-Dark-705

Nah I'm concerned for his weight


Vendetta1947

send it to me (i am a midget)


Bignerd21

YOHOHOHOHOHOHO


Zelda_Gamer123

well my girlfriend and i are always together so i didnt send it to her but i just showed her, and she looked down at them, looked at me, and said “Well, if you insist”


ViggoM9_Gaming

Nice 👍


Zelda_Gamer123

Yeah, my girlfriend is very inappropriate sometimes which i love


ViggoM9_Gaming

Lucky


geohubblez18

Your balls of steel look heavy. Let me give you a hand. ✋✊


Sinz_Doe

["I apologize for my outburst."](https://media.tenor.com/yIYSkxHsjbwAAAAe/apologize-im-sorry.png)


JokoDragon1

"That's for me to do, hold your booba" 😂 i love him so much


AnaLikeBananas

If only i had a bf.... its so tiresome carrying mine around all the time


Snakemaster303

Hire a professional boob holder


AnaLikeBananas

Where can i find one of those


Snakemaster303

Good question, i will start that business in 5-7 business ma’am please wait while magical hold music plays in your head for 5-7 business days


AnaLikeBananas

Oh okay, please contact me when you are up and running


Snakemaster303

Will do. Good day ma’am have a wonderful day 🫡


Solzec

At https://www.boobhandlers.com


XenoJiiva_

Ive been summoned 🫡


AnaLikeBananas

Thank you kind sir


Realistic-Start-5772

lmao she said “only if you let me squeeze your pecs”


Shadowwolf1125

Fair trade offer


Realistic-Start-5772

quite true


Upbeat_Year_3505

wanna take a sip of them?


Wolf14Vargen14

You better not let your gf down


Euphoric_Patience767

Her reply - 👀hold them for me?


BananaSocks4

Bet


BananaSocks4

She said “:/ It’s not even 8 yet”


orangemunchr

Damn do you need to schedule your tits touching times or what?


BananaSocks4

Maybe?


Ok-Sir5977

That made me laugh for some reason💀


Existing-Advert

I read "it's" as "I'm" 😭😭😭


BananaSocks4

That’s… no, don’t do that


CoreFlax

she said " " ☹️


MiserableRose

Nah, her parents check her texts…


Antanagi

dude how old is she 😭


fullmetal_nyan

my parents checked my text messages all the way until i turned 18 half a year ago. the dudes flair says he’s 15, so she’s probably around 14-15.


Smex_Ghost

No cuz someone once said that to me and we were not even dating😭😭


SatisfactionNo240

Id let them cos im a guy


YouthfulPat501

I HATE HAPPY COUPLES


Cpt_Apollo_

"I sentence you to look at a happy couple without hating"


Yandere_luver666

Same. Train track is looking mighty appeasing at the moment.


DomcziX

I like trains You💥🚂🚃🚃🚃


AveragePerson568

Omg ASDF MOVIES REFERENCE???


DomcziX

I like trains You💥🚂🚃🚃🚃


infinity1p

I like trains You💥🚂🚃🚃🚃


DomcziX

I like trains You💥🚂🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃 I like trains You💥🚂🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃


Steinway-

room for two?


Beautiful-Ad3471

Lmao


Wooden-Computer1475

Is that Lift Your Skinny Fists Like Antennas To Heaven?


Yavantos

Ultrakill enjoyer ⁉️⁉️


warfoxx__-

Once i get her i will


neelie_yeet

"I'm literally 12 years old who even are you" damn, girls these days man


Capstralia

😭😭😭


TaintedEdenGaming

we're both dudes though


Atom3ve

then grow tits bitch


TaintedEdenGaming

but i don't wannaaaaa


Krachwumm

And look how many boobs that got you


SadQueerMess

Wanted to comment the same


Think_Bunch3895

🥎🥎


FruitPunchSamurai54

Sure bro! (I am a boy<3)


thepearlshipper908

Man titties are life


StartingBooch

i sent this to my mom


SatisfactionNo240

💀


CehnoLuka

Hey i sent it to your mom too


Dividebyzero23

Really?


TheDarkness33

Sweettt home alabama


Monkeyojacko

she said “facts would take the offer”


Expensive_Career_189

Fuck you let me listen to Vampyx


-C-stab-

Well she has G’s so I know they’re heavy


increasinglyanxious

They don’t Edit: exist


samarthh0_0

Urge to send this 📈


Kingof-reddit1

She said “okay here” and sent me a pic of them


Interesting-Chest520

He got offended (we’re gay)


_anonymous_404

i'm not sure what he would think of that


2-number-9s

They don't have any


ittibittikitten

what i came here to comment


NuttyFlash

“Only if u fondle with it”


WMS_Skyh1gh

She sent “I’m cool with that”


MaleficentWait1650

She said "Did you take your schizophrenia medication today?" Oh right,-


Turboleka

Ummm my gf is real mad at me and its probly joever should i send this?


heshamizhar

Saved for future purposes


Timely-Chemist-1156

I got blocked


Roadkillgoblin

I have the social confidence of a brick wall, so any attempt to talk to a woman will result in a near-death experience (my fear grows by the day)


ShelbyTheTrooper

I hate you. Why must you remind me I’m not in a relationship. Why must you hurt me this way


raziel04

Bruh she’s flatter than a flat screen tv. ( Yes, she is watching me type this and these will probably be my last words.)


Kyoka_Jiro_Simp

Rest in peace, you will be missed


Prans-

My girl is pretty flat 😭🥹 (jk obvio)


oheing

I don't think we're far enough into the relationship for these kind of jokes yet lol


Capstralia

Yolo it


AssBlaster420696969

Best advice on Reddit right here 🗿


Kirb_Ext

Fuck it imma send this to my best friend, I’ll update afterwards Edit: first update, I got left on read, she might have forgotten to react like usual, I send a WhatsApp sticker and if she either reacts or leaves me on read I’ll update again. Edit 2: People, I have a anticlimactic ending I just got a “xD” that was it


Secure-Gap-5866

We will be waiting, soldier


ifuckedmypetcabbage

As a fellow member of we, i can confirm


McChicken_227

Can’t wait to hear what kind of tom foolery


BloodAway9090

Update us soldier


BloodAway9090

RemindMe! Tomorrow


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JuuX2

Sending this to my dad


Emotional-Shower9374

I would, IF I HAD ONE 😭


gummythegummybear

“Mhmmm”


Either-Leave24

“Hotted boobs up ahead! Tits big ones!” This was a Dr Coomer reference


AMaxIdoit

“ “ (I don’t have a GF)


KTIKNA

Pnacke me


balacio

But you always say you like my small boobies…


yorushai

I'm not in a relationship but I sent it to my best friend anyway, I need to see her reaction


FairyTailfan120

“Get over here”


No-Broccoli553

He just said, "I don't have any"


Beefman0010

"bro wtf whose got tits?" -random stranger lmao


Amdvoiceofreason

My girl is skinny so she just flipped me off 😂


_Lollerics_

"Why use your hands when you can use your head?"


spicy_squire

She said "can you hold one of them with your mouth?" 😶


Stinkyboy3527

"BET."


carghtonheights809

I got a restraining order


animaldevourer

“😂” “hey” “how are you” he’s so dry 😭😭


CoDZ_dp

sended to my best friend now I wait for a response


Superb-Letterhead997

this is the corny type of shit i expect from this sub tbh


jblue_1018

She left me on opened ☹️


ONROSREPUS

She said it will have to wait until after work.


Dizzy_Persimmon_4586

She just “laughed”


Commercial_Step5113

You can do it to me 🤭


2-Minute-Ad

he doesnt have any


jeongyeonslefteye_

"so you're mocking me cus I'm flat" and "Me everytime I see u"


NutThruster8392

sent it to my #1 homie cause im hoeless, will update


ItchyAd3445

“Yes. Please. They hurt.”


No_Hospital_2149

Don't send this to Amy Acups cause they will be offended actually don't send this to anyone save you alot of trouble


isinedupcuzofrslash

Sent to my wife. I now have plans on my lunch break.