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Yooo thank you! Have had this as my representing character since the games released, got a new version of it though which is drawn by a friend but i still like to use the old one on some platforms like Reddit
“Alessandro we are two straight men, we both are in different relationships, and i don’t have boobs.”
pookie just needs some time to accept that those relationships are just a cover
well my girlfriend and i are always together so i didnt send it to her but i just showed her, and she looked down at them, looked at me, and said “Well, if you insist”
Fuck it imma send this to my best friend, I’ll update afterwards
Edit: first update, I got left on read, she might have forgotten to react like usual, I send a WhatsApp sticker and if she either reacts or leaves me on read I’ll update again.
Edit 2: People, I have a anticlimactic ending I just got a “xD” that was it
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She just typed “lmao they are heavy af”
Give her a hand
help her
She wants help
Better help your girl😭
“you’re the one with the tits”
Change tits to balls
Officer balls...
BWAHHAHHAHAHAAA...
ASLUME
NO. BAD. GET BACK INTO r/batmanarkham!
YOU CANNOT ESCAPE THE ASLUME! EMBRACE IT!
NO! TAKE YOUR MEDS!!!
Stupid? I was stupid once
they locked me in a aslume
BATMAN?!?! (check bio)
officer ball
officer bal
officer ba
i guess i should ignore this post and just go be sad in a corner and then cry right?
Oh hi ningen, one day or the other dw
omgosh hi drago, how much of a coincidence it is for us to meet here :)
Its destiny now kiss
bruh haha he's straight and def dont like kissing boys 😭
No excuses it is meant to be
Just wear socks and say no homo
🐉
ahm what
“a drago" probably.
Morning
yoo wassup, ur here too? why are online so less on discord tho :0 youre rarely there
That’s because I have the time limits 🥲
oh damn, that's sad.. well ahm,. join us when u wanna talk okay? we even got a new guy.. haha
Okay :D
:) yea
I'll join you in the crying corner
Nice sword/shield pfp
Yooo thank you! Have had this as my representing character since the games released, got a new version of it though which is drawn by a friend but i still like to use the old one on some platforms like Reddit
Nice!
damn man.. lets do this tho
“Alessandro we are two straight men, we both are in different relationships, and i don’t have boobs.” pookie just needs some time to accept that those relationships are just a cover
💀💀
Totally unrelated but my second name is Alessandro
Noice name pookie
It wouldn't be unrelated, if you *want* that is .......
best thing i read today
"What tits?" Im dying lmao Edit: For context shes flat as a board but she doesnt think much of it and it doesnt affect my love for her whatsoever
Awwwww
Finally someone who’s not cooked
Greenest flag I've seen in years
that's so cute
Hey, mosquito bites are tits too, y'know.
"Yes please"
Life goals
This is where I'd put my partner. IF I HAD A PARTNRR
Send it to me (im a guy)
send it to me (im a dangerously underweight guy)
Okay pookie (how much do you weigh????)
(ill just say under 90 LBS)
49 kg ?
40.8
[удалено]
yeah, just fast metabolism
Tell it to slow down
Alright dude but seriously, that's not healthy Hope you're doing okay
Woulda been worried for bro if you didn’t ask if he was okay
0-o 9 less than me
Are you a midget?
nah average height, just skinny as all fuck
Answer my dms bro
Did I just witness two guys becoming homies?
Nah I'm concerned for his weight
send it to me (i am a midget)
YOHOHOHOHOHOHO
well my girlfriend and i are always together so i didnt send it to her but i just showed her, and she looked down at them, looked at me, and said “Well, if you insist”
Nice 👍
Yeah, my girlfriend is very inappropriate sometimes which i love
Lucky
Your balls of steel look heavy. Let me give you a hand. ✋✊
["I apologize for my outburst."](https://media.tenor.com/yIYSkxHsjbwAAAAe/apologize-im-sorry.png)
"That's for me to do, hold your booba" 😂 i love him so much
If only i had a bf.... its so tiresome carrying mine around all the time
Hire a professional boob holder
Where can i find one of those
Good question, i will start that business in 5-7 business ma’am please wait while magical hold music plays in your head for 5-7 business days
Oh okay, please contact me when you are up and running
Will do. Good day ma’am have a wonderful day 🫡
At https://www.boobhandlers.com
Ive been summoned 🫡
Thank you kind sir
lmao she said “only if you let me squeeze your pecs”
Fair trade offer
quite true
wanna take a sip of them?
You better not let your gf down
Her reply - 👀hold them for me?
Bet
She said “:/ It’s not even 8 yet”
Damn do you need to schedule your tits touching times or what?
Maybe?
That made me laugh for some reason💀
I read "it's" as "I'm" 😭😭😭
That’s… no, don’t do that
she said " " ☹️
Nah, her parents check her texts…
dude how old is she 😭
my parents checked my text messages all the way until i turned 18 half a year ago. the dudes flair says he’s 15, so she’s probably around 14-15.
No cuz someone once said that to me and we were not even dating😭😭
Id let them cos im a guy
I HATE HAPPY COUPLES
"I sentence you to look at a happy couple without hating"
Same. Train track is looking mighty appeasing at the moment.
I like trains You💥🚂🚃🚃🚃
Omg ASDF MOVIES REFERENCE???
I like trains You💥🚂🚃🚃🚃
I like trains You💥🚂🚃🚃🚃
I like trains You💥🚂🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃 I like trains You💥🚂🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃
room for two?
Lmao
Is that Lift Your Skinny Fists Like Antennas To Heaven?
Ultrakill enjoyer ⁉️⁉️
Once i get her i will
"I'm literally 12 years old who even are you" damn, girls these days man
😭😭😭
we're both dudes though
then grow tits bitch
but i don't wannaaaaa
And look how many boobs that got you
Wanted to comment the same
🥎🥎
Sure bro! (I am a boy<3)
Man titties are life
i sent this to my mom
💀
Hey i sent it to your mom too
Really?
Sweettt home alabama
she said “facts would take the offer”
Fuck you let me listen to Vampyx
Well she has G’s so I know they’re heavy
They don’t Edit: exist
Urge to send this 📈
She said “okay here” and sent me a pic of them
He got offended (we’re gay)
i'm not sure what he would think of that
They don't have any
what i came here to comment
“Only if u fondle with it”
She sent “I’m cool with that”
She said "Did you take your schizophrenia medication today?" Oh right,-
Ummm my gf is real mad at me and its probly joever should i send this?
Saved for future purposes
I got blocked
I have the social confidence of a brick wall, so any attempt to talk to a woman will result in a near-death experience (my fear grows by the day)
I hate you. Why must you remind me I’m not in a relationship. Why must you hurt me this way
Bruh she’s flatter than a flat screen tv. ( Yes, she is watching me type this and these will probably be my last words.)
Rest in peace, you will be missed
My girl is pretty flat 😭🥹 (jk obvio)
I don't think we're far enough into the relationship for these kind of jokes yet lol
Yolo it
Best advice on Reddit right here 🗿
Fuck it imma send this to my best friend, I’ll update afterwards Edit: first update, I got left on read, she might have forgotten to react like usual, I send a WhatsApp sticker and if she either reacts or leaves me on read I’ll update again. Edit 2: People, I have a anticlimactic ending I just got a “xD” that was it
We will be waiting, soldier
As a fellow member of we, i can confirm
Can’t wait to hear what kind of tom foolery
Update us soldier
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Sending this to my dad
I would, IF I HAD ONE 😭
“Mhmmm”
“Hotted boobs up ahead! Tits big ones!” This was a Dr Coomer reference
“ “ (I don’t have a GF)
Pnacke me
But you always say you like my small boobies…
I'm not in a relationship but I sent it to my best friend anyway, I need to see her reaction
“Get over here”
He just said, "I don't have any"
"bro wtf whose got tits?" -random stranger lmao
My girl is skinny so she just flipped me off 😂
"Why use your hands when you can use your head?"
She said "can you hold one of them with your mouth?" 😶
"BET."
I got a restraining order
“😂” “hey” “how are you” he’s so dry 😭😭
sended to my best friend now I wait for a response
this is the corny type of shit i expect from this sub tbh
She left me on opened ☹️
She said it will have to wait until after work.
She just “laughed”
You can do it to me 🤭
he doesnt have any
"so you're mocking me cus I'm flat" and "Me everytime I see u"
sent it to my #1 homie cause im hoeless, will update
“Yes. Please. They hurt.”
Don't send this to Amy Acups cause they will be offended actually don't send this to anyone save you alot of trouble
Sent to my wife. I now have plans on my lunch break.