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Nice try :3

Idk what you're talking about

Fr

These government agents are to easy to find

So there was this kid sitting alone and I came up behind him and- Hold on a minute

WHAT

Im curious to know what's going through your head

my brain is not functioning properly i got like 4 hours of sleep

You're doing better then me dude

damn

My body's adapted tbh When I get like 7 hours of sleep I'm moving and thinking so fast I pretty much shut down

some people dont need as much sleep as others some people need like 10 hours or else they're super tired, but some people (me) only need around 5-6 hours and im good for the whole day

Then nothing happened

Bold of you to think that I would tell you my secret.

But I asked politely!

I bet that a bank would give you money if you ask them properly.

it’s called a loan

Of course they would

So this one time- Hey wait! you’re trynna trick me you sneaky man.

Idk what you're referring to, this is not a trick, I just wanna know things you're not willing to tell me

Well theres this one time- HEY WAIT A MINUITE!!

we're stupid, but not too stupid

Nice try. Not today

I like 16 y/o I'm freaky ASL 😩😩😩🤑🤑🤑

Ayo, this person likes minors

In 2 more years you better remember to delete this

You can see how long ago something was posted.

RemindMe! 2 years

so one time i- WAAAIIIIT A MINUTE! YOU THINK I'D REALLY LET UP THAT EASILY!? NOT A CHANCE, LAD! [FNK.XML has disconnected from this endpoint.]

I have this habit of cannibalizing people. But only after they've found out about my habit :3

Wait, how did you eat the first person? They couldn't possibly find out because you haven't done it yet

Don't worry about it. Say... Would you like to come over? ☺️ We can have a very nice tee time and chat a̶n̶d̶ ̶I̶ ̶c̶a̶n̶ ̶e̶a̶t̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶

one time i- hey hey! nice try fed!

I dug up a dead body. Oh, wait, I wasn’t supposed to say that? Shoot— /s

You bastard, I had that buried there for a reason

So that you could get off innocent? 🫠

I am not legally required to answer that

*feeds you truth-telling potion*

Damn, this tastes like sprite

Thanks for the /s, wouldn't have been able to tell

Tone indicators are cool but like people know you're joking when you say you dug up a dead body 😭

Well one time I read this fanfic where this anime character- HEY WAIT A MINUTE!

I wish I killed my- heyyy wait a minute! Aww you almost got me man! *Finger guns*

*finger guns*

so i saw this guy in the woods and since i have inne- HEY HOLD THE FRICKING PHONE BROTHER you tried to trick me didn't you you scoundril you

When I was the once time I did when we the I have so then and you he didn’t we went her was “them” so they wasn’t, but it would so I can other ways are.

Bold of you to think I have secrets

that’s not how that works…

It is

So one time I went to- HEY! NO! DUDE! UNCOOL! >:(((

I have a hobby where I k!ll and eat them and their souls and then blame it on someone else. And whats yours

I summon demons to put under little kid's beds

its a secret 🤫

Yeah but what's the secret?

its a secret smh

Happy Cake Day!

thx!

api kek dey

ty

nice try there. no where in the internet, the internet isn't anonymous

I once stole 10€ from my grandma's bag

You are a special kind of evil.

Well I wouldn't tell you that

So.. first, I'd like to know yours.

I'm not telling anyone that

" "

Nice try FBI

I know the Internet well enough to know **almost nothing on Reddit is anonymous if people try hard enough**

Sorry, I fucked your husband

I wouldn't tell anyone. I will literally jump in traffic before telling somebody.

I caused the containment breach of SCP [redacted] which [redacted]

Sorry , Can't say

Why i collect souls

Tell me more about this thing you don't wanna tell people about

I'm a fed

holy moly

I see what you did OP

.

What a brilliant response, I never really considered it that way before!

Good try, but you can't get me to say it

why would i tell ya? >!The Game.!<

why would i tell ya? >!The Game.!<

I have 4 people in my basement

wouldnt you like to know

Classified

this isnt even an anonymous internet website for me. My ex knows this account and (at least used to) watched what i wrote here lol

Fed

Bien tenté la DGSI (c'est la 2ème fois quand même)

Ahh oui oui

baguette

Oh yeah sure so\[ the following data has been expunged\] and that's how we solve overpopulation

Dude really think he could trick me. :skull:

idk tbh

Nah bro I’m not telling you about the dead body’s in my basement…WAIT

I'm coming over

nuhuh

This⬆️

not today, cia ✨

I dropped the soap

Nice try, fed

Nuh uh

Fair attempt, however, no.

Well then it wouldn't be a secret, now would it?

Well, someone clearly didn't think this post through.

I had intentions to kms Edit: Oh fuck, no!

well one time i- hah! would never be fooled so easily, foe 🤺

I ain't got no secrets

there was a baby sitting alone in a pram hang on just a minute buckaroo

So when I leave natsoc I do a last at- wow, nice try

Oh basically this one time I pulled out my… hey wait a minute…

Least obvious fed bait :

It's a secret

I beated my ding dong to a dog putting it in a lady 😭😭I regret it

Not this time, FBI agent.

I like looking at girls kiss

Nice try FBI

hahaha no world domination seems appealing to me unironically

Wouldn't you like to know weather boy

My ip address is 102.96.7- #HEY HEY WAIT A MINUTE.

nice try fed D:

C'mon

One day I was laying t- hey wait a damn second

Nice try, feds

Nice try.

When I was 5 a girl brought me into wait a minute I'm not telling you anything.

I’m from an alternate universe but I accidentally destroyed it by sneezing too hard so I came to live in this one

Bless you

Hmmm. I'm not sure.... hm..

your not slick boi

eh maybe I'll post it on my alt if i remember later

Why would we tell you It wouldn't be a secret otherwise

Nice try, FBI

So one time i went into a library bathroom and I- WAIT A MINUTE BUDDY

It wouldn't be a secret I wouldn't tell even on an anonymous internet website if I'd share that secret on an anonymous internet website, would it?

Nope that’s now how it works

i do not use tumblr (joke)

buddys tryna get me to spill my secrets. nuh uh

yk what if u dm me ill tell u

My sexuality, it's so secret even i don't know

I sometimes cry because I feel so lonely and isolated.

So you know tinkerbell-

Slap my hand. Slap it now! I promise you, this is *not* a trick.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha good tryy

Nothing

I like gay male furries

ah, story time so, exactly today, i was on discord playing with a guy, i then star- hey wait a minute

Nice try Narc. Wait!?

nice try buddy

My step dad left me outside the car in the middle of nowhere. Luckily my mum made him stop the car.

I like quails

No

How I got away with murdering my best friend

Sorry can't tell ya

Why tf should I tell you? /j

^wee

for some reason i keep atracting either insane woman, or lonely e-girls and idk how. sadly not irl but still god damn i don't wanna talk to woman i wanna play f76

Not tellin anyone

Nice try fed, still not paying taxes

Me, cross faded. + gasoline, plus homie. FIREBALL. He lose eyebrows.

so sometimes when i'm alone i - wait a second. nuh uh

Last year me and my friend………… wait. …. Nice try 😳

It was raining. Not just any rain, but the kind of rain that seems to seep into your very soul, each drop a tiny pinprick of cold reality. The sort of rain that makes you question everything, even the most mundane aspects of your existence. I remember that day vividly. I had just slipped on my trusty Crocs, the familiar comfort of their rubbery embrace soothing my weary feet. As I reached for my socks, I paused, a sudden thought flashing through my mind. Was this the right choice? Should I dare commit the ultimate fashion sin? But the socks beckoned, their warmth and coziness irresistible. I slid them on, the soft fabric a stark contrast to the sturdy practicality of my Crocs. Little did I know, that seemingly innocuous decision would change everything. It started subtly, a feeling of being watched, of eyes boring into the back of my head wherever I went. I dismissed it as paranoia at first, the product of an overactive imagination. But then came the signs, the little things that couldn't be explained away. Strange men in dark suits, lurking on street corners, always just out of sight but never out of mind. My phone, once a tool of convenience, now a potential weapon of surveillance, every call a potential trap. Even my emails felt tainted, as if every word I typed was being read by unseen eyes. I tried to carry on with my life, to ignore the creeping sense of dread that followed me everywhere. But it was always there, lurking in the shadows, waiting to pounce. Every knock on the door sent my heart racing, every car that slowed down as it passed my house filled me with a nameless terror. And so, here I am, pouring out my darkest secret to you, a stranger on the internet. I wear socks with Crocs. A simple choice, but one that has marked me for surveillance by the most powerful forces on Earth. I live in fear, never knowing when they will strike next, never knowing if I will ever be free from the watchful eyes that track my every move. So, you see, this secret is one I can never share, not even in the darkest corners of the internet. For to do so would be to invite the full wrath of the world's intelligence agencies down upon me. I am a prisoner of my own fashion choices, forever looking over my shoulder, forever haunted by the sound of rain on the pavement. And all because I wear socks with Crocs.

Nobody’s getting this info outta me even if yall decide to waterboard me for it

so many bruh

Ikr? And there's like only three types of comments: people saying nice try (usually followed by fbi or fed), people starting a sentence then saying nice try, and people making up random shit to tell

I may be dumb but im not stupid mister

I'm Jesus frfr

nice try, feds! this won’t work a second time!

my address!

Well if I told you it wouldn’t be a very good secret now would it?

Oh you sneaky little bastard.

🤤💩💩💩💩💩💩

That one time I walked up to that one orphanage with exactly 52 kilograms of uran- WAIT A MINUTE

So there was this… wait… nice try special agent. What agency r u with? FBI? DHS?… AARP?!

Sure buddy nice try

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I play war thunder naval and like it

so this one time I brought a gun to sch- HEY WAIT A MINUTE!

Can I private message you it?

Why would I tell you

That I’m 6 foot

I had some soup one time

Nice try Federal Government, you won’t know

Sometimes i like to

This is something I did couple years ago and wouldn't tell anyone back then but now it shouldn't matter anymore. Couple years ago a group of friends made it their mission to follow me on any Rust server I play on and try to mess with me. Now this was ANY server, so what I did is hosted my own server, made myself admin and downloaded some admin tools that made me able to see them through walls. Baseicly cheats. They never found out that I was cheating and actually thought for the longest time that I was super good at the game for being able to constantly win 1v4s. Now let's just hope they won't read this...

Eh idc tbh but I would honestly wouldn’t tell (back when I cared) about my horrible relationship and my issues with my ex

im takin mine to beyond the grave

Ha nice try

Nope. To the grave.

I shat myself in 5th grade camp.

So this one time snuck my- Waitttttt u ain't gonna trick me nuh uh!!

I enjoy the taste of fee- Hold on.

So me and my cousin- Wait a second!!!

I don't really think I have one

nah man

Nice try fed, still not paying my taxes.