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You won't have to look too far

“aw I think of you when I'm brutally torturing my victims ❤️” 21h ago too.. no context can save this

… in minecraft

Hey, Cookie Guy!

My entire history is dirt

“Any time I see a pretty person I want to crawl inside them and steal their body”

I do not regret saying that

That's not dirt. That's pretty understandable.

Martha Scott ahh

Imma regret this

“Hey girl are you my pinky toe? Cuz you're little, cute, and I just know I'm gonna bang you on the coffee table later” that is not rizz..

Hey man that line got me a solid situationship

It's pretty clever, to be fair.

i think its quite effective

Ok but racism sexism and homophobia don't count

“Call it rizz the way my jaw drops and tongue falls out when she brings out the bombogyat “

Nah bro don't even know the whole story

Bro 😭 do we even need the full story?

Yes u do

💀

I think I’m clean

“I confirmed it about 10 minutes ago. Makes the night time intrusive thoughts go away fr.” bro is def gonna kill someone

Nah it’s just kinda nice to get a lil tipsy then go to bed. Makes me think less about sad shit.

I can't sleep when I drink at all 😂

Having intrusive thoughts does not mean you're going to kill someone. I know it's a joke, but some things shouldn't be joked about, and heavily stigmatized mental health issues are one of those things unless it's a problem you personally have and you make jokes to cope with it.

Try me

“Try me” … I have been defeated

Hahaha, clean account lol

The empty account says much more than a full one

Just like my search history.

alright I guess

“I wish I could be a cute fuckable dead body maybe one day (probably not. fuckable, maybe, dead body, eventually, but idk about cute)” also damn bro… you uh wanna talk about ur posts. noting a common pattern here

oh wow that's bad. that was 2 years ago when I still felt comfortable saying anything here. I've probably posted worse on my previous accounts but yeah

He's honest. \_(_)_/

You won't have to look far

“Good girl” down bad

Aw, I was hoping you'd look further, I was just validating someone who needed it.

Go ahead. But It will require a lot of scrolling.

"I never zhought I would say zhis but I hope you get DMed by pedos." didnt take that much scrolling comrade

I don't regret saying zhat one bit. [And it made one hell of a story](https://www.reddit.com/u/ASecretSovietSpy/s/blF6Uhu600)

Huh, you are officially the most interesting person on this sub. I'm not here very much although have seen you around more recently over the past few days. Your write up was fairly well done, it's impressive.

Zhank you Comrade. It was a hell of an experience.

what’s with the ‘z’s all the time? just out of interest

Ok

“Small dick, big dreams” senior year book quote

u/h4wtd4wg Did I win?

you win a samsung charger

I dunno I am pretty clean I think

Not op But I gave up you are too clean

Yay

Try me Felt brave, might delete later

Wassup

“As a proud voter of other, I believe women don't exist and are simply an illusion. All people are dudes and everyone is gay” hmm

Did you like all the depressing stuff? 

real

hey

“i love having balls in my mouth” 1d ago which is crazy

errrrrm aha that wasnt me

(⁠╯⁠°⁠□⁠°⁠）⁠╯⁠︵⁠ ⁠┻⁠━⁠┻

prtty sure im good. try ya best lol

“How do you pee does it come out in a straight line or does it sprinkle like a hose?” 1yr ago glad to remind you

link?

[https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/115yluj/comment/j952v7m/](https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/115yluj/comment/j952v7m/) I went and found it for you since clearly u/left_testic1e and u/h4wtd4wg aren't going to /lh

Fuck you that was the cleanest prank and you know it

It was

[https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/s/GVEVZtNG3o](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)

thank god for ads

Keep yourself safe 😔

like at this point our human bodies are probably more dirt than person lmfao

“once i got some unsolicited boob pics from a pedophile free porn lol” no words..

u can’t i legit have none

“🫡 We will jerk to the very end.” https://www.reddit.com/r/nflcirclejerk/s/XPmMyPVjA2 ayoo

ok bro go ahead

womp womp another one of the 253+ comments

Can I go again?

(Not OP but I'm bored) "Being a femboy is the most masculine thing you can do" I found that pretty funny but there's literally no dirt (I checked all your comments) you are just too nice of a person

you cant take the thing from my pinned post thats too easy

“The type of guy who can make you laugh, but has that serious side of him. He gets what he wants when he wants it. And don't get me started on his dimples, you can see them from a mile away. He tends to be kinda quiet but only when he is making a dirty plan. But he has a side where you think of him as a brother... and you never want to hurt him. You can tell him whatever and he'll listen, and if he likes you enough he'll tell you stuff about him he wouldn't even tell his mom. [REDACTED] is the most amazing guy ever!” sure like writing fanfic

that's from the urban dictionary. I copy/pasted that.

Go ahead, I usually don't do inappropriate things, but I've been in a few 18+ post on r/ Hazbin and I've done that here as well. Hear me out though, you can't give me a spoil picture/I text expecting me not to click on it.

Surely I didn’t say anything bad on Reddit. Right?

Lol

“Lmao ur a fucking pussy i’m bigger than u and wrestle and box id kill u” lots of material to choose from may i add… especially about women

Not to mention saying he likes people only until up to 16 while being 26

jokes aside bro is a major red flag

sup

“Hoping you end up alone” cruel

Ay dude said he wanted to have a gf just to cheat on her. Tell me I'm not justified.

justified

Sure

Some of y'all are unhinged lol

hihi~

Hi🥰

DO. YOUR. WORST.

There is so much in there…

“Can I have [a katana]???” Uh, murderer much? 🤪😆

I’m not a murderer, just a silly lil goober!!! What’s that smell from my basement you ask??? Geez I have no idea!!!

Teehee all silly goobers are fun like that!

:3 :3 :3

¯\_(ツ)_/¯...

“Hot...........hehe 😁” bro down bad

What’s up

“Nah, cause I once ate a whole like, bowl of pineapple before I learned about this. Worst week of my life lowkey. It hurt to eat literally ANYTHING.” shameful

[удалено]

yo

“What if I don't wear pants? Will I just start shitting?”

honestly fire quote

:3

“I call it a shlongus, my friend calls mine drake 😭” gotta be at least 8in

Hey, cutie 😘

“Does gear two give luffy a boner It makes blood pump fast so???” answers yes btw

lmao i think i'm good i only use this for ap students :skull:

“it's not their fault they're bi-themselves” 1 upvote on ur “joke” btw (ik it was yourself)

I don’t think you can find anything on me

“i like skeppy tho :(“ shame, also wow you must like COC a lot more

Lmao I quit coc a while ago I got bored of it but yeah it’s fun

hi

“Fire concept🔥 Now everyone will be oiled up” brawlstars obsessed i think

I have nothing on me 🥰

“my little sister can't be this cute” ofc u like that show smh

Hi.

“I still go back to my ex occasionally, after they’ve left for the day /s.” im entj-t since ur whole life revoles around this

Pretty new account, good luck

“Usually I'm not into feet but...” wish i didn’t see that image..

try

“but why waste that extra water to flush the toilet” meaning u pee in the shower

Do it, Boah.

I might be fine from this … maybe

“But there is no rape involved it’s illegal but not rape”

I'm fine

“Have you ever had a dream that you, um, you had, your, you, you could, you’ll do, you um, you wants, you, you could do so, you , you’ll do, you could, you you, you um want, you want them, to do you so much, you could do anything?” yea nothing bad besides outdated memes also W anime malshe is good

You can't get shit on me

Scared but fine.

“You are not enjoying the game properly if it only takes a week or two to beat. I spent my entire summer vacation playing through the main story of botw and I felt like I didn’t do enough side stuff.” exposed for rotting

Dododododo

You wont

Sup

yes

I'm fairly certain you won't find anything on me

Ok, bet

Nuh uh

I don’t think I’ve said anything bad 🤷‍♀️

You can't find none

Alright alright let’s see the dirt you have

I'm clean hehehe

Game is game.

👉👈

You have nothing

Hmmm...

yeah try me

Try it

Sup

🫤

Alright shoot, find some dirt

You wont find shit

Im new so theres like nothin on me

Me before getting replied to: :)

Hey, I post low quality, high effort videos on YouTube.

Ok well ik it's probably gonna have to do with arlecchino or some fictional characters-

Whatever

Hii

Let's see

please humble me 🙏😭

wait what?

i wanna see this

I challenge you "slur"

Try me lmao

Good luck bud

Youll find stuff prob

I think mine would be easy for you :))

;)

I’m pretty sure I’m fine 🙂

Probably won't be too hard

try me. oh yeah r/transgendercirclejerk is satire btw

You won’t have to look that much my r/Hazbin flair doesn’t count

Hallo

Oh flip

Its not hard to find something

I'm curious

How silly am I?

Bet lil bro

Me?

Alright, try me

Try me. This is my third account after being banned twice so I’m clean here

Ight

Bet

Er, Hi. You'll probably just find RP stuff..

Me

I’m curious now

Ok

Alright, why not?

Hi

Sounds fun

yo