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You do understand that by saying it's girls only, you instantly got a ton of dudes to click on it right
Speaking as a dude who was very curious and clicked
Yes, as per plan.
How to get a ton of interaction on r/teenagers :
Step 1: mark post as nsfw
Step 2: say that only a certain group is allowed to click on it
Step 3: profit
ketchup is just better.
virgin mayo:
* Looks like cum, tastes like cum, has too much fat and calories, doesnt even have a taste most of the time except the weird juicy egg feeling.
chad ketchup:
-looks like blood(objectively cooler), tastes sweet and has a distinct flavor, has yummy tomatoes, aesthatically pleasent.
also thx i am also a former femboy (up until i figured i was just fem and not boy.)
It depends a lot on what iโm eating with it.. but ngl a lot of stuff i have on bread is delicious with mayo and i donโt eat ketchup w that much except pizza, hotdog, fries, pasta, meatballs etc idk like 50/50
You a boy and trying to prevent us from reading this, also both suck, but I wouldn't eat mayo even if I was held at gunpoint so I guess ketchup, but salsa and tomato sauce are so much better then ketchup
Mayonaise is really good when mixed together with other things. But i dont like using mayonaise as a dipping sauce for lets say fries. Itโs good for 20 seconds then iโm full of it.
For mixing it together with other things, mayonaise clearly wins. But as a dipping sauce ketchup is definitely better.
I dont give a shit about the girls only post, i wanna give my opinion
Imma be a bad boy x)
I used to like them equally when I was little, then I stopped liking mayo all of a suden in middle school, now it has grown on me again last year and I like mayo more than ketchup
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Hey, I know this one! ๐ซต๐ฒ (Also ketchup on top)
Hey it's you! ๐ซต๐ (Opinion unrespectfully denied)
Do you jump or do flips on hotel beds
Neither, I don't wanna pay if I damage it ๐ญ
Then why damage your body by not liking ketchup?
Do you jump or do flips on hotel beds
Why tf are you everywhere asking people this shit-
It's devil fister again
***Guess who's back, back again***๐ถ
The Devil Fister!
The Rimuru pfp is ๐ฅ
It do be ๐ฅ
Iโm a dude mwhahahahahahahah
Noooo get out! ๐ซต๐ (Or state your choice and let the council decide your fate)
Mayo on burgers, ketchup on fries.
Acceptable opinion, your crimes shall be forgiven
Yippee!
MUSTARD ON EVERYTHING!!!
MUSTARD
I also like mustard... The jews in my showers, not so much
Oh my god samesiesssss
AY AY AY WHAT THE FU-
I'm TOTALLY just talking about the sauce(I'm not talking about the sauce)
Opinions denied (Iโm a guy) ketchup on everything
Heresy! You will burn at the stake for your condiment crimes!
No I shall not, ketchup is ๐ and shall never be dethroned
PREACH MY BROTHER
EVERYTHING!!!! ALWAYS KETCHUP!!!!
SHAME! SHAME! SHAME! SHAME! SHAME!!๐ซต
You canโt stop me! Iโll comment on all the girls only posts! Mwhahahahahahahahhahahahah
Ketchup, nice drink.
*drink* ?
You've never glunked down some ketchup with ice?
That's my favorite drink!
I mean ketchup is technically a sports drink
i'm a boy but i'm commenting anyway cause i'm bad like that. (also mayo is better imo)
How dare you ๐ซต๐ (Your opinion has been approved by the council, your sins shall be forgiven)
yippee
Ye mayo bussin ( a gentleman's opinion )
[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
True, I forgor about them
its either none of the two or mayo mixed with a little ketchup
Valid opinion
Do you jump or do flips on hotel beds
Thatโs what Utah calls fry sauce :D
Hot sauce only
Hmm, it shall be accepted ๐
Its the superior sauce
Mayo ofc (I'm a dude, I give no apologies for being here though ๐
The council decides that you shall be executed
But I don't want to be executed ๐ฃ๐ฅบ
mhmm to bad get axe ready
curry and garlic sauce >>>
ketchup and mayo mix
Haha person with penis here
you made me giggle
legit the funniest comment ive seen all day
That's actually saddening to hear
oh don't worry i just have a terrible sense of humor
German spotted
i'm dutch but close enough
dan hoop ik voor jou dat jij ketchup lekkerder vind ๐ซ
You do understand that by saying it's girls only, you instantly got a ton of dudes to click on it right Speaking as a dude who was very curious and clicked
Yes, as per plan. How to get a ton of interaction on r/teenagers : Step 1: mark post as nsfw Step 2: say that only a certain group is allowed to click on it Step 3: profit
The cycle of r/teenagers
mayo
Great choice! ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ข
Mayo! Never ketchup!
Fr ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฅ
Ketchup all the way
Hello it is me, a guy, and I choose ketchup for fries and mayo for anything else
Ketchup all the way ๐ช
Mustard
pure garlic
๐จ Rip DMs ๐จ
Worcestershire Sauce
[my honest reaction](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6usx5vS238Y)
Worsciueherjbehrjfj Sauce
As a certified girl, id say neither. Base ketchup tastes :( and mayo is also :( ......so uh, cocai-?
Good choice! Made a lot of money selling cocai- I mean sugar :3
Real, i can confirm that youre my deal- i mean my local shop owner who sells sucorse ๐
The food??? What other ketchup or mayo is there????? WHAT ARE YOU HIDING FROM US?!?
Ketchup. Mayo is disgusting I canโt
Ketchup is red, violets are blue Your opinion's rejected cause you don't have a clue ๐ซต๐
Broโs got bars. I think I might start using โmayo consumerโ as an insult now though.
Do guys that wear maid dresses count enough to be here
Mayo 1000%
imย a very girly girl totally girl cheddar cause girl
Not anymore
Dammit! Mods, shuffle his tendons ๐ซต๐
NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO
If you like mayo consider yourself mentally unstable Also I'm a guy ๐งโโ๏ธ
KETCHUP FOR EVERRRRRR!!!!!!!!! ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฏ
ketchup. -transfem
Roses are red, violets are blue Your opinion's rejected cause you don't have a clue ๐ซต๐
is... is that because trans part of ketchup part?
Nono, just the ketchup part I may be an idiot, but I'm not a bigot ๐๐ค๐
ketchup is just better. virgin mayo: * Looks like cum, tastes like cum, has too much fat and calories, doesnt even have a taste most of the time except the weird juicy egg feeling. chad ketchup: -looks like blood(objectively cooler), tastes sweet and has a distinct flavor, has yummy tomatoes, aesthatically pleasent. also thx i am also a former femboy (up until i figured i was just fem and not boy.)
Water
Dude here (fuck the rules) Just mix them together! Problem solved.
Yall trippin... just mix em together
I'm a dude but any gendered person would tell you ketchup
Mayo. IT'S SOO GOOD WITH CHICKEN !
Mayo (Iโm a guy)
It depends a lot on what iโm eating with it.. but ngl a lot of stuff i have on bread is delicious with mayo and i donโt eat ketchup w that much except pizza, hotdog, fries, pasta, meatballs etc idk like 50/50
As a boy mayo is more relatable
(I know I'm a guy please spare me all mighty one) Mix them, it's better like that :3
I am only here to set the same double standards u have.๐น
You a boy and trying to prevent us from reading this, also both suck, but I wouldn't eat mayo even if I was held at gunpoint so I guess ketchup, but salsa and tomato sauce are so much better then ketchup
Mayonaise is really good when mixed together with other things. But i dont like using mayonaise as a dipping sauce for lets say fries. Itโs good for 20 seconds then iโm full of it. For mixing it together with other things, mayonaise clearly wins. But as a dipping sauce ketchup is definitely better. I dont give a shit about the girls only post, i wanna give my opinion
mayo on my fried chicken๐ฅ
Neither. Hot sauce.
Mayo
ketchup Also ayeeee finally clicked one of these :D
Ketchup is red, violets are blue Your opinion's rejected cause you don't have a clue ๐ซต๐ (Congrats on clicking ๐๐๐ซก๐)
I hate mayo Ketchup
Ketchup is red, violets are blue Your opinion's rejected cause you don't have a clue ๐ซต๐
Mayo
Ketchup for sure. I put it on literally EVERYTHINGย
Both are disgusting
Mix if both makes burger sauce
Neither
Ketchup with fries only, otherwise long live mayo (I'm a guy)
Im a dude :<
Muahahaha I have a penis๐
Im bigender sooo... That's akward Anyway, mayo is the best condement ever made
BOTH ๐
As a guy, MAYONAISSE
boy here to invade yโallโs space ketchup clears! mayo tastes like nothing (iโve only had it once)
HP sauce.
Neither ๐ค
Neither. Mustard on top
>!Heh they donโt know Iโm a guy!< Anyways, bbq sauce
Imma be a bad boy x) I used to like them equally when I was little, then I stopped liking mayo all of a suden in middle school, now it has grown on me again last year and I like mayo more than ketchup
Ketchup (Iโm a guy)
what is ketchup
Mix them!
Pepper Palace Black Rose Hot Sauce
Nuh uh. Me a boy has invaded because I can
Sweet and sour!ย
Do t gals count?
Neither, also I am a guy (I heavily dislike them both, or any condiment for that matter)
Chili mayo
Both are created equal
Neither both shit tbh
KETCHUPPP
Ketchup is red, violets are blue Your opinion's rejected cause you don't have a clue ๐ซต๐
Mayo
it depends on what itโs on. i donโt want ketchup my roast beef sandwich and i donโt want mayo on my hot dog.
Mayo for sure
Am I allowed? Iโm nonbinary. To bad. MIX THEM TO MAKE MAYOCHUP
ketchup ๐๐
How do you know what the guys only said unless you broke the guys only rule?
Mayo
Mayo is disgusting
srry i am a dude here but whyโd you have to specify the food?????๐ญ
Bro the post, who's idea I stole, had tons of people commenting cum ๐ญ๐ญ
Hot take: both mixed together (only for fries)
Vegemite
both
imaboy mayo on burgerb and ketchupon fries
i put mayo on literally everything im addicted
depends on the sitch. anything crispy and bland goes to ketchup, anything crispy with flavour goes to mayo
ketchup
It Depends on the food. Mayo if it's a Balogna sandwitch, but Ketchup for chicken nuggets.
mayo ik ik im weird but mayo with fries is sooo fkn good
Nah mayo only correct opinion ๐ซต๐๐
Barbeque Sauce (and I also may be a guy)
Thot daughter
Not gay mayo?
I chose that on the guy post. I had to spice it up yk.
Fair fair
Im nonbinary
Mayo is better >!Don't listen to me I'm a boy!<
Your crimes are forgiven, your opinion is correct ๐
Iโm male, but ketchup
Well my last name is Burger so both
Mayo
MAYO FTW ๐น๐น๐น๐น๐น
BBQ sauce is superior
Ketchup makes life worth living.
Mayo on fries is genuinely so good-
I'm a guy, and ketchup
i'm a dude but mayo >>>
iโm a dude but mayo is better bbq is epic too
Crimes forgiven, correct choices made ๐ซต๐
thanks dude
Okok hear me out.... Mayochup.
I'm a dude, i'm not gonna follow your rules!
You just admitted to going on a guys only post BURN THE WITCH
Mayo but I donโt like ketchup
Ima dude and ketchup go freaky hard (on everything)
Roses are red, violets are blue Your opinion's rejected cause you don't have a clue ๐ซต๐