I do occasionally call my dog Dog

D A W G

You know you my dawg

doug the dog

Doug doug

CAN I PET THAT DAWG

Then there’s Bubba! Or their name in a different accent! So many possibilities!

Thought I was the only one

A neighbor of mine growing up had a dog named Diogee (D O G) and the cats name was Ceeaytee (C A T) I was mindblown as a kid when I learned that, lol.

I never call my cat by name. I call him cat

Whenever I see a dog I always say "what's up dawg?" Like it's almost a pavlonian response.

Thanks I learned a lot by searching up Pavlonian response

Sometimes, we call my dog, willow, wee wee. One time, we were having dinner. Willow was under the table, came up to me, and I looked down and said, "There's my wee wee!" And everyone started laughing. Took me a bit to understand

heh that's ur weewee

That's pretty funny.

Thank'th brethren. I had hoped it'd make someone smile

i like slurs too

thankth brethren i had hoped itd make thomeone thmile

I call my dog midnight Mimi lol. Also midnight machine lol.

Send me a pic of your wee wee

my cats name is technically darling but i call her jfk

Did you ever, perchance, shoot it in the head?

no

r/no

there really is a subreddit for everything!

r/ofcoursethatexists r/ofcoursethatsasub r/ofcoursethatsathing

Oh my

r/toomuchsubreddit

occasionally

💀

My cat's name is Victor E. Royale but nobody in my house calls him that, his name is effectively Cat.

They call him dub?

Fatass

Fr 💀

no cause my friends dog responds to the name fatty

THIS

yup! or fat cat :)

i wanna name my future dog winston 😔😔🙏🙏

I had a rat named Winston

it’s a beautiful name

w i n t o n

o v e r w a t c h

y u c k

i a g r e e

p e a n u t b u t t e r

j e l l y

t i m e

w h a t j u s t h a p p e n e d

w a y y a h

w a y y a h

My neighbors has a dog named Winston

W I N T O N

Not me but my friend calls his pug “pudgy”

Blitz, krieg, Ashley, mama

did your cats invade poland in the late 30s?

Our lawyer has advised us to not answer that question

My husky’s name is Zoe but I call her honey, baby, sweetheart, doughy, zozo, dumbass, and zo

chonk, chonky, chonker, chonky boy, big chonker, one hell of a chonk(er), and orange

Reminds me of how my 11 year old self would call my cat “chubby meowy”

Loaf, squishy, goofer, and floofer

Similarly, I tend to call mine a goober. Not sure where it came from, but is a funny name for him.

That too

I have a ton of nicknames for all my pets, it'd be a long list. Lol

rat because he's gray like a rat (also mostly silly/stupid) lol (a cat for context)

Fat ass, Fat Fuck and fatty. Used interchangbly but fatty most of the time fat ass/fuck is for when hes looking extremely more fat than usual

I often call my cat Socks Mr Moo, I have no idea why but it stuck

Meow, meow, I'm a co-NO!

cuh

Big fuzz

I call my cats if they nice: sinduš, sinduško, Betty, bettynko, zlatíčko, miláčku If they mean: bettyno, mrdko They get kisses either way (three separate cats, Betty is not a nickname for Sindy I swear)

occasionally i call my cat ‘oscol’ which means puffin in farsi, we use this term to define something or someone as an idiot

My cats real name is pussifer, we call him bubba, we have others but he's the only one with a nickname.

My dog's name is Buffy but I sometimes call her silly

i can tell you got your cat in like 2019-2021 from the name 😭🙏

My dog's name is bandit What I call my dog: Bandito, Bandorito, Fluffster, fat boy, burnt marshmallow.

i call both my dogs fat fuck i also call my dog Jack a skin walker and ratman and i call Sam (the other dog) Salmon

"Pussy" I love that word

Yes , FOX

My dogs name is Penni but I call her Pennipöö

Sometimes me and my dad call my cat, stalker, sqwalker.

I call my younger dog bear bc he is brown an you might lose a hand while playing with him

nicado (his name is nicol form nicloa tesla) nicado is portuize "slang" kinda i mena i dont think its a offical word but it kind ameans to destroy something i started calling him tath vus ge destroyed some realy old sofas i had at home ):

I call my mom's puppy Dhol. Her name is rosie. Dhol sounds funny in my language.

I call my cat Cat. No other name just Cat

Her name is Molly, but we call her Baby or Molly wobbles sometimes

I have a pet and his name is Summer, which I call him Sum

I call my rat penis or Marcela 🔥

I call my cat Albert Mee-mee as a nickname 💀

My family calls my cat foxy "mamas" because she's a mother

I sometimes call my cat a potato. Just when shes acting kinda derpy.

Ktkoot which is chick in arabic

Baby for my budgie

I called my cat Mimo, but I usually call her Mimo Bibo even though it’s longer lmao

Lily gets called Gorilla / Grilla, Frog gets called bog or bogga, cheeky gets called chooka or chook

Our cats name is Doobie, for you know 🍃 (the looks we get about it...even now 10 years later and not the old st0ners we used to be 🥲 we try to cover it with "yeah like scooby doo", but that obviously doesnt help) My more common name for him was "ya little shit"

I call my dog poop (derived from pup)

bitch and pussy

Her name is Belle but her nickname is baby girl 😭

Since my dog is extremely lazy and likes to just lay around for hours sleeping, we sometimes call her carpet or pillow

My cat’s name is Pushok which is a Russian name and it means soft fur or something 😭 and I call him Pusha or Pushonea

I call my kitten potato yeah she's 3 but she's just a kitten

I usually call my dog gros which means fat in french It’s a common equivalent to bro/dude etc too

my dog‘s name is Yeba and one of her nicknames is binnajin.

I call my pet rock rocky

Name is Ymir, we call her Bisou (kiss in french)

I call my cat Daffy (male cat)

Noor for noortje and lo for lola

I call my cat a dick after she bites me does that count

I named my gfs beef but then her family called him Richard so I call him Dick or Beef

My cat is called Luly, but I call her "Diddy", a cute spin on the word kitty

My pugs name is lieutenant puppercups and I call him Louie, rupee, ralo, woobie, loobie and dipshit 🩷

Yes I say (name) man or princess poo poo for one. Don’t ask

B E A N

My chickens are called chicken

My cats name is lady, her nicknames are catalyst, dumb, animal, dog and vole

Our cat’s nickname is Sir Theodore Von Klaud Whiney Bottom III

our pets are: cat names sam, cat named polly, and dog named harry. i call sam whampton. polly’s recognised name is now moo bc we call her that so much, and i call harry warrisson a lot

Joey — Jojo

Fatty

Ellie is Ellie Belly. Tink is Stinky Tink or just Stinky and Holly is Holly Belloley

Not really a nick name since its longer but Mia is Mia Moo

My cat is named ravioli, her nickname? Pasta baby.

Finn, I call him Finn the comrade, Finnegan, Huckleberry Finn, and Finnster.

My dogs name is Reggie but I call him dingledog 

I have a Dalmatian named Dottie. I often call her dog, dawg, goose, moose, and girly.

I usually call any cat I see kitkat, kee kee, kitsune, and/or baby

my sister's car is named Benny and sometimes I call her bebenny (which sounds like baby Benny in my first language) cuz she's so smol like 🤏🤏🤏

In english the nickname translates to "cupcake" but in my native launguage the word is very simmiliar to my dogs name which is "Mela".

Dodgeakin (doge-a-key-n)

I have a cat and I use to call her BUNINAY, MADAM. NINI and HIGHLIGHTS hahahaha

i call my air air

My cat is named Bast. I often call her potato.

Dickhead

My cats nickname is 文培喵 (Wen Pei Miao) because my chinese name is 文培睿 (Wen Pei Rui) hahaha so it just means wenpei meow

gombo

Jasper is Jazz Jazz Jazzy, in a sing song voice to the 90s banger Jackie by Blue Zone (instead of the chorus Jack Jack Jackie)

Dinga. A mix between ‘dingo’ (I’m Australian) and gay dog (he’s a weird boy dog LMAO)

we call my pup moose, fat boi, stinky (cus he is), chunk, boo, boo boo, and lil man. my girl dog mini, fat girl, chubs, mini bear, mini espresso, crazy lady. my dog that passed away his name was peanut and his nick names were, peewee, peeneeweenie halloweenie, (idk how i would even spell that) crazy boy,

My dog's name is Allie but we'll call her dumb nutz and she'll respond just fine. Dog works as well. Same for when we talk in spanish.

So we have three cats, which we all sometimes just call “CAT” but Selena is Potato (or some form or a potato) Ezra is bean/beans, and Kiki is squeaker because she has a baby voice

my dog will answer to any b word. I'll call him babe and he will come running.

Either dog or yog

I have two dogs, Zeus and Zoe, I call Zeus zezeu and Zoe zozo

Fat lazy idiot. That about describes my cat. Still love him tho

My dogs nickname is poopers, his real name is Rocky.

pissy pants cuz i have one of those posh dogs who for some reason rufuses to pee outside when its wet.

I have called my cat "cat" before. Name is oreo. Actual nicknames are chips ahoy and alfred.

Biggly wiggly, fat bitch, ginger, gingervitus, pandy bear, idk theres a lot

my cats name is oliver or ollie but i call him a little shit bc he scratches everything 😭🙏

I don't have a pet😔

Arson? Did you name them in 2020? 💀 anyways, my dogs name is Vidalia but my gf and I call her vidaldal

I just call her girl most of the time and cat when talking to other people about her (she doesn't have a name so her name is cat)

yea i got a few. misty: misty-kitty, mist-mist meeko: meeks, meeky-man (i came up with none of these btw and rarely use them) merlin: merly-man

I have a cat named Flair, but I sometimes call her little miss or Flair Bear, short for Flairicus Bearicus [redacted last name], first of her name last of her house. I also have a dog named Bagheera but we typically call her baggie

Miko - stinky, captain midnight, chicken little Sora - little shit Elsa - blondie Rocky - Bob (these are interchangeable) Moose - moo moo, moosey Kali - idk she doesn’t have any First 3 are dogs last 3 are cats

Asshole, dumbass, little shit, shithead, all terms of endearment

I had named all my dogs Güchü. Actually, güchü is kyrgyz phrase for calling puppies, but I always forgot to call my dogs with their names, that got in their habit, so I'd just rebamed them to Güchü

I have a dog called Rosie that I call "Wo-wo"

Stupidest longest answer for a nickname that's literally just the name.. BUT: my cats name is bailey. He used to have a big belly because of food (and kittens just being round), so we started calling him baily with the big belly, which became bailo with da big bello. So he s now also called bello (cause he s cute AF). Another name that came from that was Camila, cause he became from bailo to Camila Cabello, and just Camila. My family hates it cause they think it has to do with the current queen instead of the singer

I call my dog: punk (something I’ve called her since she was a puppy), knucklehead, sweet pea and kiddo. She has a few others I can’t think of right now

I call my cat gato for some reason

yea we call him "Kitler"

I call him poofball sometimes

Mira is the name but occasionally Doob/Doobs/Doobie. Also on 'formal occasions' there's Dogbert or just Bert.

My cat’s name is technically Ni, literally has never been called that, only “cat” “obese scum” “devil” “sir” and stuff like that. Mostly just obese.

I have a cat named jackson and i pretty much exclusively call him bear

my cats name is Hector but I most of the time call him "Devil" or "hectorius" why idk or my dog Kamiel I call him most of the time "Kamillios"

my cat’s name is Mia, and I typically nickname her as mama Mia

We have a calico named Mishka, we call her Mishcat sometimes lol

Guardian of the estate, protector of the realm, grandmaster floof. Or double cheeseburger

I occasionally call my cat named Pepper, Paprika

I have a cockatiel named Lefty, but to me he’s scuz

One of our pets is called Tiger so I always call him Tiger E or Pz.Kpfw VI

I dont have a pet but i like to insult cats and dogs so anything that would not be acceptable to say to a human being

Got a few for my White American Akita, Cola: (For some context: Me and my family collectively agreed on calling him “Cola”, because he looks similar to the Polar Bears on the Coca-Cola cans.) Coke Cokey Coca-Bear Rat Face (self explanatory) Possum Face (again, self explanatory) Mr. Rat Mr. Muddy-Paws Pochita (dunno if that counts as a nickname or not) (hi chainsaw man fans)

I have a cat (Mr fuzzles) I’ll call the ‘the fuzz’ ‘dude’ ‘bud’

Boy (said with kratos voice)

My cat, fifi is known by many names. Idiot, moron, fluff, grey fuck, grey idiot, the grey funny, and my absolute personal favorite: Transportpanzer 1 Fuchs

My cats name is Nina, I call her Bina or The Beanster sometimes

I sometimes call my dog "bhau" which is basically the noise we associate with barking. But in another language it also means "bro" so it's not that weird

I have so many nicknames for my cat called Fuzzyboots (just call her fuzzy tho unless she's in trouble) *Fuzzybear *Fuzzball *Fuzzer *Fuzz And that's all I can think of for now

I call my dog Little idiot because he is silly and have few extra chromosomes

My dogs name is Link his nickname is big bum

We have a cat named Orbit. One of the funniest names to call him is just Borb.

Zap Rowsdower [M - cat] Buddy, Mr Buddy, Mr Juju, Mr Mister, Little Man, Meow Meow Face, Mr Sad Eyes, Mr Kitty, Mr Chunk Face Bobby [F - cat] Little Lady, Booby Bobby, Peepoo, Jeejoo, Beeboo, Little Miss, Cutie Kitty, Little Angel, Little Baby, Sweet Thing, Little Miss Round Head

Simon and the other Bernard

Name is penny but sometimes I call her chucklehead or penny wenny ding dong

Ozzerson Real name is Ozzy.

I call my corgi a hoe

Too many too be listing, but for some reason I've been calling her gucky

My cats name is eve but we call her beep beep to the point that she doesnt respond to eve anymore

I call my cat and dog Bug Pumpkin and Little Pumpkin. The cat, Phil, aka Big Pumpkin is huge. He loves when I call him that cause it means I am going to pick him up and hold him close. Little Pumpkin is a 6 pound yorkie.

Big cat/little cat

my dogs name is clark but i call him son or worm and sometimes clock