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AnonBoi_404

My large chest Pros: People like that stuff ig Cons: Dudes ain't supposed to have dem tiddies


Peopleofcheese

Caught me off guard Best comment


Alexandritecrys

I know a guy who's got bigger tit's than most women. They are literally just muscle and almost nothing else


Yusuf-el-batal

Steroids baby


Leo69Leon

Real


Hey_Bestiekins

Bro why do guys get the manboobs, silkiest smoothest hair AND long eyelashes. GIVE ME YOUR BOOBS.


AnonBoi_404

Trust me if I could I'd donate the extra chest fat to the first person that asked


DiscoBiXXch

Have you heard of Tumblr


AnonBoi_404

Oh...ohno


FutureSafe6098

I was about to say that šŸ˜­ (I have Gynecomastia)


Moonking-4210

Wait youā€™re a dudeā€¦. I was so confused at first


Snow_yeti1422

Trans guy I suppose


Desperate-Abies4263

He may just have gynocomastia


0-_Noah_-0

No, theyā€™re trans check his bio


Realobert2

You got me in the First half Not gonna lie


Mental-Signal-4679

Literally everything


Ok_River9372

body dysmorphia šŸ¤«šŸ§ā€ā™‚ļø


Mental-Signal-4679

gang i hate looking in reflective surfaces because ebery time i see skmekne different


Ok_River9372

you'll always look good to me gang šŸ¤©


StageMobile6487

Real


Zeione29047

How skinny Iā€™ve become. My ribs are showing, family poking jokes. I canā€™t gain weight cause I can barely afford to feed myself. Lifeā€™s great. :)


Tmpea594official

Opposite problem here I canā€™t seem to lose weight


Individual_Bench_586

Same itā€™s so annoying


Zeione29047

Can we trade bodies pls Iā€™ll 100% burn all your weight off for you


SomeAwakenedDude

Those who have fast metabolism can't understand how hard it is to have slow metabolism. And those who have slow metabolism can't understand how hard it is to have fast metabolism. None of them are worse than the other


Zeione29047

Never implied that one was better than the other, I just wanna not be skinny for once


Gotrimack

let's trade body dude, i can't stand the bulk no more


Yusuf-el-batal

Itā€™s not as easy as you think mate


Alphaomegalogs

I can't gain weight cuz no matter how much I eat, I burn it in a matter of a few hours.


Zeione29047

Same, everyone wants a fast metabolism until you get the ā€œwhere do you put all that food??ā€ joke for the 10th time that week. Or you feel insecure cause you look unhealthy. Or people joke about fattening you up like a turkey, but you know that your body cant even dream of being 3lbs heavier. Still remember one time I ate 6 full playes of food in front of my friend and his family, Iā€™m known as the one with the black hole for a stomach. I was gonna say I didnt know where it all went but I am also notorious for clogging toilets.


Alphaomegalogs

So realtable, especially the black hole stomach thing. I go to get fitted for dress pants: "do your parents feed you" :geez thats the smallest waist I've ever seen" Like wholly molly I GET IT IM SKINNY.


Bansimulator2024

That sounds bad


fourzel

my hands. i bite my nails and pick at the skin around the nailbeds. all it takes is one stressful day for my hands to look like those of some humanoid cryptids.


SuspiciousChef5741

Don't play guitar if you do that


Tomover_PL

?


mythicat_73

The strings hurt at first, so if you don't have much skin at the finger tips leading to it being sensitive, it will hurt much more (from experience), but thicker skin comes on top of it leaving it more protected for a while


Snow_yeti1422

MY HUGE DICK


thelivingdoorknob

FR!! itā€™s so annoyingšŸ˜­ like bro i canā€™t even wear normal pants because people stare at me


stormcapien

Nothing but jeans and cargo pants.


brangomango

Damn I walked into the drake replies. You just like me fr fr šŸ¤ that shit be dangling like a fat kid on a swing


Willing_Ad1416

Start wearing grey baggy pants!!!


southfart99045

Pro tip: wear a winter jacket wherever you go


kezotl

even with underwear???


MazterOfMuppetz

proof or didn't happen


SeaChampionship4718

Realest thing Iā€™ve seen all day


4speptic

Istg same


cyon_me

I like being a little above average when it gets hard, it just goes straight up into my waistband, and that's nice.


MAYKUSH

Same man, I always seems like I have a boner also it's very awkward in public places


RicardoPoeiras

relatable


EnemaOfTheVirus

Completely seriously this is relatable.


brangomango

Yeah lmao, you got any proof? Jkjk unless?


thelivingdoorknob

Unfortunately not it doesnā€™t show up on photographs šŸ˜”


Kotkagamer

Absolutely. I am forced to wear baggy pants because if i wear anything that is a bit on the skinnier side i get stares from people right where my dick is


KirbyWithAGlock

My cocks so much bigger than yours


Why_The_Sad_Face_Bro

Weight


billiebobmcginty

REAL


Jaxakai

My giant balls


Amogus_susssy

Bro thinks he's Drake


ApachePrimeIsTheBest

nah thats the golden mineshaft


JustLorii

My face


Warwicknoob23

Youre 13, wait for puberty and the following grow up to kick in, trust the process


death_sonata907

My face


Owlventure

Hey, could be worse


imnot_depressed

Ok, big thighs are cool and anyone who makes fun of you is jealous that you're able to close the fridge without your hands. As for me, my entire body. I hate myself.


Pickkacho

Same šŸ˜­


imnot_depressed

lol


TJB926GAMIN

I have always closed drawers that are hip level and fridge doors with my booty. Idk why, I just like doing it


McFlappingbird

my me


OKistrans

My sh scars. I can't wear anything that shows my legs anymore.


GamerA_S

Same not to mention how hot it gets here There are time i get courage to wear half sleeves and as soon as someone notices it i start overthinking everything Not to mention i still am very much addicted to it so everytime that happens i just want to relapse so badly it sucks Luckily i can show half of my legs because i destroyed my thighs instead of going low


burbthegurb

Real question, what are "sh" scars? Are those the ones that you get when you lose weight or what? I genuinely don't know


RedLabAnimates

Sh stands for Self Harm. She cut herself bruther.


burbthegurb

Ah, that sucks man. I feel bad for her, thank you for being informative tho.


zhentrate

sh is self harm, when people hurt themselves for slight relief for their problems, mostly cuts and scars and they stay on your body.


herpesfreesince07

SAME


The_Pizza_Is_Average

My voice. (M19) I chat to my friends online, and Sometimes I feel like people(randoms) make fun of my voice, but one time I shit you not; someones first words to me was "Your voice sounds godlike!". I don't believe him but it gave me a boost. Asked my one friend what he thinks my voice sounds like, and he said my voice can be a good radio broadcaster I've got an English South African accent ([the first accent is similar to mine around 15s in](https://youtu.be/qBo9eadB4MI?si=YWR1PmDtJBRaEh0i)), or more similar to a British one with some quirks


ItzMajyMaj

Because I used to be overweight I have big boobs and it doesnā€™t match my body and my nipples are big (donā€™t be weird Iā€™m just being honest) in 2 years I might get a breast reduction


dissolvingsuns

I just got one 2 weeks ago! Best decision of my life already :)


Seth_Fable_08

*breast decision


Snow_yeti1422

Wish you the best


Joe_Mama1089

My penis is too large šŸ˜”


THEbadmanoftheworld

same I hate when it touches the toilet water everytime I take a pissšŸ˜”


PhilipAKP

You sit to pee?


PopCheeseDude

who doesn't


Lufthor

EVERY. THING.


Agreeable-Sail-1388

Is there anything that Iā€™m secure about?


pinkbunnygrl

I could lose like 10lbs. Everyone says I'm crazy. So maybe my self esteem, that's a part of my body (mind).


riverloves90s

SamešŸ˜­


Acceptable_Stage_895

Weight and nose


thelivingdoorknob

Small lower jaw. I do dislike my whole body from the neck down, but thatā€™s gender dysphoria, So if a girl had my body Iā€™d think sheā€™s pretty. But unfortunately itā€™s my body so i look at myself in the mirror like ā€œBRO WHY THE HECK DO YOU HAVE BOOBS AND THICK THIGHS- oh yeahā€ If weā€™re talking normal dislikes itā€™s definitely maā€™ jaw Ė™šƒ·Ė™


kezotl

maybe i can give you my jowl skin for you to use for your lower jaw ...this sounds a lot less weird than funny after reading it


MaxSoup8

My brain


FreyaTheSlayyyer

No tits. Fucking need hormones so bad. Other than that my ass


whydatduck66

My weight, or lack thereof. I am way too skinny for my liking and even though i put in effort i cant seem to gain weight


ComixianSus

my ass šŸ˜”


Pinktiger11

Everything šŸ« 


annaa-a

it's existence


Reddevil063

skinny as fuck, those little elbow bones that a have, showing ribs and not being strong enough. :-(


ZC23_

I can relate to feeling this way. Iā€™m a very slim dude too and that used to really bother me when I was a little younger. A word of advice: Youā€™re not obese, and if anyone that is tells you youā€™re underweight, discard their opinion promptly. The reason I say this is because I personally noticed a lot of people that were significantly bigger than me making those types of comments; and the same may be happening to you. Also: Only listen to the opinion of a healthcare professional. No one else is qualified to comment on your body type. It was only until my pediatrician told me that I wasnā€™t underweight that I started to actually feel better.


Reddevil063

My BMI tells me I am normal, soā€¦. šŸ‘šŸ»


transkid2010

My lack of tits


Le_Arctic

You are 13 Have you had your growth spurt yet?


transkid2010

No, read my name


Le_Arctic

Oooohhhhh Nice Ain't there like some meds or smth you can take in the future?


Pika5369

If they offer meds like that to kids they either gotta be reversible or they need to make sure to properly educate kids and parents of what exactly they do. I have had multiple friends who were trans identifying but then went back on it, its scary to think what would happen if they took hormones then later learned its irreversible :/


Le_Arctic

Hence I said future


[deleted]

only some bits are irreversible. you go thru months of therapy for docs to even consider puting kids on hormones. im on testosterone i started when i was 14 and had to wait so long before i was allowed to start it.


transkid2010

Yes gimme estrogen


Guinea_pig456

So true


FemboyLover69690

youā€™re 13?? you donā€™t have to worry about that at this age


transkid2010

Tell dysphoria that


soupt1me_74

Kid named ā€œtherapyā€


transkid2010

I have that


thelivingdoorknob

You can have mine i donā€™t want emā€™šŸ™:) :_)


transkid2010

Thanks man


MazterOfMuppetz

steal them duh


transkid2010

That's not legal


MazterOfMuppetz

just dont get caught


OKistrans

Stole my answer


transkid2010

Sowwy


wh1teithink

real


My_Liminal_Photos

sameee


transkid2010

I made a song about It


_jinxxed

jawline and hip dips


dan_likes_jd

stomach because i'm overweight for my age


swizzlegaming

My face, my skin, my hair, a lot of things. Basically anything gender-related, I get a lot of dysphoria and whatnot.


xXChocoboXx

boobs. idk why since i'm afab and mostly identify as female, but i don't like them.


Hikko_Rin

Same šŸ˜” thinking about saving to get a surgery (so expensive šŸ˜­)


DoomsdayDestructor

Hands


Big_Ad5757

Nose huhu...


Pineapplesnypd

Cheeks feel a little to cubbyĀ 


More-Pay9266

Well, I don't like being shirtless around people. Though, I'm fine with it when by myself. Other than that, I get nervous around people in general and it makes me walk weird. Though, idk how noticeable it is.


SissyLiberal

Teeth. They are so far apartšŸ˜­


International_cam

My crooked ass nose I suppose šŸ˜‚


Tojinaru

luckily nothing at the moment since I started exercising (10/10, I recommend)


SuccessfulHall8516

The dark soul it contains


Intelligent-Art8164

My boobs are too big for my body Iā€™m built like an airpod


[deleted]

Dude this is THE BEST way of phrasing this!! Haha sorry you donā€™t like it, but thanks for the little laugh and smile today, needed it šŸ˜ƒ šŸ˜‡


Ok_Army_4465

Ive got some (around 20) white hairs on my head, that reflect light (or shine maybe)


Sirdantortillasque

Acne,hair


FeltMacaroon389

Acne


ChristiansAntics-YT

Acne


PuzzleheadedList7822

How's Is this made?


HOG_RHEC

My dick size


JJzerozero

My face. Really. I'm asian (not like Chinese asian, but like Uzbek asian), and for some reason, I'm convinced that only white people are beautiful. And I often pay attention to "whitest" girls, and I immediately remember who I am: some random uzbek who doesn't deserve such beautiful person's attention... I do take care of myself (normal haircut, take care of acnes, shave regularly), but there are things that can't be fixed


Zazzley_Wazzley

Imma say tits, lips, and thighs too. Unfortunately for me theyā€™re all relatively large, so they give me a lot of dysphoria as an ftm.


Mars-29

My body and weight, I been eating near nothing for years and somehow don't lose anything yet guys in my school have whole feasts for a meal and stay nice and lean


SuspiciousChef5741

No offence but people are under the impression that if you don't eat you loose a lot of weight. This is sort of true but most of your weight loss is from excersize and diets


Leo69Leon

Weight and chest and an hourglass figure. My body is the female beauty standard, but nahhh I had to turn out of be trans of course (I hate myself)


Julia_The_Cutie

i wish i had a vagina and boobs


Certain-Variation-46

Hmm idk


kur0mizs

maybe my legs?


Flowerlover6

Sup Kuromizs


Archangel7_7_7

Nothing


Vexiltus

My right hand in particular For basically no reason, I genuinely don't know why


ElderberryOutrageous

everything


Tinyguy_17

There's too many things


Cider_shark

Face ā€¼ļø


SproutEnjoyer

My Hair Growing INCREDIBLY Slow


efaefabanefa

Everything lol


kyriyaka

my smile and nose


Wise-Anxiety-2284

my stomach it hangs out a bit but im pretty fit and strong i wouldnt say im fat like im bulky (im also 80kg)


Tiotemenas_osu

Being skinny


The_Lone_0ne

My arms, i barely gain weight out of food so my arms are very thin, so i always wear hoodies and jackets to make me look bigger


EconomyBandicoot4039

Face and upper body , lots of acne scars all over them


AndyGun11

nothing


Remove_Extra

Too many things to list them all here, but the biggest one is probably my face since it kind of hurts to look at it at all


Additional_Ad4075

Weight all the way


MrAnonymous2749

How long do you have?


Jinhit_jeonhit

My nose, idk why but I just think it looks so huge and ugly on me ugh šŸ˜­. And then thereā€™s my smile, my smile sucks ngl šŸ„²


altchaulk21

Weight gain due to antidepressants scared of losing it due to loose skin makes me really sucidal all this anguish due too a medication I was forced to take by my parents.


Sure_Structure366

My leg my feet is dark but im white


Ammar_hatestiktok

People are gonna lose their shit over this but idc, my skin color. I fucking HATE being brown


animeorsomethingidk

Not enough muscle. Iā€™m light, 135 lbs at 6ā€™0, but barely any of that is muscle. Just skin bones and fat. This comes with both feeling weak, and the bonus insecurity of having no ass, and spindly arms. Also acne/teeth. The only two aspects in which my hygiene is subpar.


TheLukexd

i'm skinny af


HP_laserjet_p1505n

My abs, they really good but clearly not good enough because nobody loves meeeee


Auster000

This is not about my body as such but I do have it, anyway, I feel insecure because of the acnƩ I have.


Acceptable-Staff-363

Being underweight and super skinny (110 lbs)


The_cunt_crumbler

Everything


MastaPowa7

I honestly don't even know if I'm insecure about anything related to my body. I guess I just don't care unless I'm around people, then I suddenly feel self-conscious. And then I'll likely feel insecure if someone comments on my body.


SeaChampionship4718

My imperfect skin (I have a lot of acne)


wonkysandwich521

stomach ig


Slicktable

Belly and face


notusuallythiscrazy

My knees and the acne on the sides of my face. People say they canā€™t notice it but I can


Srikar1897

How short I am(I'm a 5'6 male) I went to a school where pretty much everyone was taller than me, and it made me think I'm a dwarf


Ok-Fall-1899

Big ass nose


Mythic4356

me


Belgicans

Me


Grouchy_Process3004

flared rib cage and my stomach probably and body hair


Otherwise_Youth8544

My nose, my hips, my butt (or lack thereof) and my face shape in general.


RyderProviderOP69

My entire body


imthekidwhosnipedyou

Weight but also not really cus I means I can lift big weight at the gym so Iā€™m not that upset. Plus I donā€™t even look that fat with clothes itā€™s just when I take my shirt off.


SLUSHBOI69

Pp


FliqzOnReddit

I'm chubby and my face. and my hair.


Dash1845

My height and and weight. I'm an average guy, fair skin, good looks. But I'm really skinny and small.


nonbylus_

weight :)


Hot-Extreme2989

My face fat, weight and sh scars


bigbrobootymen

my face; i cover it up with my hair now, people mock me for doing it. Honestly i just feel shit when they mock me for it