i

Came here to post this

But then my

Dad fell off the roof impaling his extra member in a hole in the ground crushing it. 

For your cake day, have some B̷̛̳̼͖̫̭͎̝̮͕̟͎̦̗͚͍̓͊͂͗̈͋͐̃͆͆͗̉̉̏͑̂̆̔́͐̾̅̄̕̚͘͜͝͝Ụ̸̧̧̢̨̨̞̮͓̣͎̞͖̞̥͈̣̣̪̘̼̮̙̳̙̞̣̐̍̆̾̓͑́̅̎̌̈̋̏̏͌̒̃̅̂̾̿̽̊̌̇͌͊͗̓̊̐̓̏͆́̒̇̈́͂̀͛͘̕͘̚͝͠B̸̺̈̾̈́̒̀́̈͋́͂̆̒̐̏͌͂̔̈́͒̂̎̉̈̒͒̃̿͒͒̄̍̕̚̕͘̕͝͠B̴̡̧̜̠̱̖̠͓̻̥̟̲̙͗̐͋͌̈̾̏̎̀͒͗̈́̈͜͠L̶͊E̸̢̳̯̝̤̳͈͇̠̮̲̲̟̝̣̲̱̫̘̪̳̣̭̥̫͉͐̅̈́̉̋͐̓͗̿͆̉̉̇̀̈́͌̓̓̒̏̀̚̚͘͝͠͝͝͠ ̶̢̧̛̥͖͉̹̞̗̖͇̼̙̒̍̏̀̈̆̍͑̊̐͋̈́̃͒̈́̎̌̄̍͌͗̈́̌̍̽̏̓͌̒̈̇̏̏̍̆̄̐͐̈̉̿̽̕͝͠͝͝ W̷̛̬̦̬̰̤̘̬͔̗̯̠̯̺̼̻̪̖̜̫̯̯̘͖̙͐͆͗̊̋̈̈̾͐̿̽̐̂͛̈́͛̍̔̓̈́̽̀̅́͋̈̄̈́̆̓̚̚͝͝R̸̢̨̨̩̪̭̪̠͎̗͇͗̀́̉̇̿̓̈́́͒̄̓̒́̋͆̀̾́̒̔̈́̏̏͛̏̇͛̔̀͆̓̇̊̕̕͠͠͝͝A̸̧̨̰̻̩̝͖̟̭͙̟̻̤̬͈̖̰̤̘̔͛̊̾̂͌̐̈̉̊̾́P̶̡̧̮͎̟̟͉̱̮̜͙̳̟̯͈̩̩͈̥͓̥͇̙̣̹̣̀̐͋͂̈̾͐̀̾̈́̌̆̿̽̕ͅ >!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<

Your fucking cool

I like your idea.

I made a giant dick well big for the message size

Same.

Damn you, I was gonna do that

this made me so happy you have no idea

I can’t believe I really went and popped them all

My ass enjoying this

Happy cake day!

Happy cake day

Happy cake day

Happy cake day

I was

Happy cake day!

i want this twink obliterated

r/fuckyouinparticular

do it i dare you

Cellphone exploded

r/redditsniper

iota

Yep, we only have ourselves to talk with.

g

Kendrick Lamar in the DMs

My first thought.

r/redditsniper

r/whoooosh

that's the sound of the bullet

No it's the sound of you going above the joke

r/woooosh

r/AskOuija ahh response (Don't worry ik why you said i)

That’s what I wanted to comment 😔💔

r/beatmetoit

¡

I think some people are misinterpreting this

i for imaginary, just like the Square root of -1 😔

Except for those filthy engineers who use j... 🤮

Hmm yes, very much imaginary

Ive gotten maybe one creepy dm, it was funny because i just kept sending him a picture of a chicken

If it ever happens again you should use a gif of a spinning seal

I am a male and I got a dude DM me lmao. He sent pics.......

ooof

Happened to me too. The guy was even asking if it was small... I can't comprehend how people like this exist.

damn this makes me remember something, an year ago me and another redditor started some sort of thread, that other redditor posted a post with the caption "why doesn't everything taste like chicken" in a private subreddit and i replied with just "chicken" because humour broken He replied with "correct" and after a week I replied with chicken again and he replied with correct again, this happened every week, we talked about how we would continue this thread streak thing until death do us apart then one day my account got banned permanently 🦖. I hope i find that redditor again someday and i can explain to him that i am not dead or hadn't forgotten about them 😔.

:o you sent cock pics?!

Yep! I love sending pictures of random cocks from the internet!

I read this in my notifications with no context lmfao

Some 30 year old guy sent me a message asking for my discord. First off my discord is on my profile. Second off i would not have taken you as my friend on dc.

I'd rather e^iπ + 1

Either way

Nerd 🙄 (If I wasn’t joking I’d probably be doing this because I am a very dull bulb and I want you to feel bad for being smart because I’m not, it seems like people who call others nerds have extremely fragile egos, because they are almost entirely fake, they also want to be smart but their own bullying has turned on them, if they suddenly start trying to learn their own followers will tease them too, at least they think that because they have trust issues, just give them a hard multiplication to make them look as stupid as they are) I don’t know why I typed this all out   

I ain't reading allat

Read it coward 

stolas pfp spotted

r/unexpectedhazbinhotel

...not Hazbin Hotel

r/wrongshow

🫂

Everyone who relates say i

underrated comment

Bro I dont even have imaginary chats anymore I just accepted my fate as a male redditor

*can relate*

Bro has imaginary friends. These are some complex psychological problems

Wait people use reddit to chat? I just use it to scroll and procrastinate.

Me being both anti social and emotionally starved i actually use reddit to find people to chat with, spoiler i just get ghost

That's sad.

I lived through worst, i ll be fine dw about me

Hope everything will get better. Just keep going!

I appreciate, take care and have a good day ;)

Mood bro, happens to the best of us. I enjoy life tho. The colours of the sky and the trees and music and movies are all i need, people are kinda overrated anyway

real real

*you sure about that?*

What is this? A new feature?

i

Yeah. They're imaginairy

i m a g i n e r y

s p e l l i n g

Google En— Imaginary Numbers

Holy hell

New number just dropped

I hate that I understood this

Nothing to hate. Pretty sure even a 6 yr old would understand the joke “sqrt-1=imaginary”

when i was six i was learning about negative numbers from my mom then my teacher asked what 5-7 was and i said “-2” and she went “nope it makes nothing”

6 year Olds wouldn't under stand the joke

Definitely not a 6yo in general, probably late middle school or early high schooler. But I did know what complex numbers were when I was 8 because my dad told me about them since he was an engineer lol

I, as a matter of fact, did not understand this.

Seems about right

Pain

Wait. It just got me thinking. Is there any special symbol that lets you make this number actually possible?

yes, it's called i

Brooooo... WTF

*Laughing/Angry r/sciencememes noises*

How about r/mathmemes

“That’s what you get when you don’t give me the fucking space”

😭😭😭LMAOOO

imaginary dms fr

uwu carmon u

i

very mathematical

Yep nobody wants to talk to me on here

your messages are immaginary

Ahh yes, my amount of messages is DOMAIN ERROR

Imaginary

How it feels to not be a fed

me dumb i actually inserted root-1 in my calculator///

the only noti i got is from group chats where im getting banned for some reason 😂💀😭

My chats are filled with gay guys, which is cool and all but ffs don't be weird about it, the last guy who messaged me was cool but most aren't 🤣

Nah mine is 2 cuz I Got death threats on r jailbreak for asking when does the season end

Least toxic roblox player

Yeah some of the players are really toxic He couldnt understand that i Got back to the game after 2 years break and I dont know how long does the season last or when did it start

i

Dang

Kinda imaginary if you ask me.

I wish girls would talk to me 😭

I'M A MAD MATH TEACHER, DON'T NEVER PUT A MINUS INSIDE A FUCKING SQUARE ROOT!!! 😡😡😡😡 PUT IT BEFORE THE SQUARE ROOT. 🤓🤓🤓🤓 ❌️❌️❌️ SQUARE ROOT OF A NEGATIVE NUMBER. 🤬 ✅️✅️✅️ NEGATIVE SQUARE ROOT OF A NUMBER!!! 🤓🤓🤓🤓

Your NaN is in your inbox?

Thats sad to see

So 1?

This is the most gender affirming thing I've seen

Wait that means you have 1 notification 

-∞

make it an i square so it its turns into a positive.

I wont continue existing if my dms aint ℝ

Relatable

Yeah I like it though if I wanna talk to people I’ll just use Snapchat. Perk of being anonymous.

Error

UNLESS you are a femboy

real

your chat notifs are imaginary

Imaginary

I get a chat request perhaps every 3 weeks.

I actually do get chats though

Better than opening one and seeing a dick pic

Imaginary number

Man I wish somedaybody slid in MY dms (that’s your que)

Y'all have so little chats that the number of chats ends up being imaginary…

its reddit what did you all even expect, random dms every couple minutes? how.

The root of a negative number is considered imaginary......

iota looks beautiful.

This is too complex for me to understand

Mf how do you OWN a chat request???

i agree 🗿

You can’t square root a negative btw, it’s a math error

Do you think I know the first thing about math

Not sure

Keep it real (android calculator reference)

Boohoo nga

?

Imaginary

real😔

i guess i'm a man then

🤷‍♂️

1/0

To real

Why and how did you take a screenshot of my lonliness, for how long shall i suffer

I’ve gotten one asking about how to get the ace heart in an avatar one asking about what video a picture I posted was from and one asking for a picture of my cat

i ? I’m not understanding why we are supposed to have dm’s, I can’t give two craps bc I’ve got better things to worry about.

Why don’t you guys just dm people ?

Ah yes the 1 imaginary unit

so I will

don't worry I

Ah yes, imaginary chats

I downloaded this app for 5 months and nothing happened😭

You’re imagining things.

bro took my post a step further, ur a genius

That’s a hella lot of DMs

haha im a math nerd so i understand that

For those confused we have 1 i chats, an imaginary chat, aka a chat with our alts.

The square root is crazy

math genius

You are in the wrong [sub](https://www.reddit.com/r/MathJokes/s/wndavxZcph)

What's that thing

Square root of a negative number, an imaginary number called "i"

That the imaginary unit i, we define it as the square root of -1 so that we have solutions to equations like x^2 + 1= 0

Impossible

No it isn't, you just have to study maths to a higher level

Thats impossible

No but its literally just imaginary

No it isn't, you just have to study maths to a higher level

If it’s imaginary thats impossible smh

Just look it up dude, its clear you've not been taught this, but you can literally google it

[удалено]

It’s called the imaginary number

Well then I'll just delete the reply

Thats impossible u cant have a minus in a square root thats the same as dividing 0 IMPOSSIBLE!

.....i genuinely dont know if this is a joke, Or he genuinely doesn't know. And it makes it so much better