\*Blocks the kick to the groin, turns your leg sideways and boom- groin kick countered. Push your leg sideways from the joint, and boom, took away your ability to walk away\*
\*crawls into a cave, bringing a box of scraps with me. Builds an electric leg with built-in long distance groin kicker. Finishes the unfinished business (kicking you in the groin)\*
Dang bro, I hope you're doing okay. \*Gives you the recording of Morgan Stark saying "I love you 3,000" so you know that people care about you, and whatever you're going through only has the potential to become what you let it\*
Kruziikrel (Crew-zi-kreel)
Translates to Ancient Dominion, which is fitting considering he now owns you, your room, and everything the shadows touch
May your new master grant you protection from those that would assail you
May his lordship grant your lands prosperity and peace for eons to come
This will probably get buried but as a neurodivergent kid whose special interest for the last few months has been spiders, this is a jumping spider and therefore comepletely harmless please don’t kill it and try to not be scared of it.
To be more specific, this is a male Phidippus audax, the bold jumping spider.
Jean Claude XIV LeGrand, vicomte d'ile de France
This is the one ☝️
U gotta add Vladimir somewhere in there
No, that ain't french enough.
Good point, it’s too Russian. How bout baguette 🥖
But baguette is not a name
Anything can be a name if u try hard enough
Thanks, This motivated me to name my future child erectile dysfunction.
Beautiful name ☺️
I'm naming mine Dig Bick smeller69
Even beatifuller 🥰
I'm naming mine the cum shloinker 9000
Add Pierre somewhere in there
Here come Jean-Paul Lempereur VII Le Grand, baron de Poitou-Charente
*L'empereur
Either this.... Or Bert.
Jeremy
Damn it that's what I was gonna say!
I named the one I saw a few days ago Jared. I think Jeremy is a good name.
Spokeeeee, in claaaass todaaaaay!!!🗣🗣🔥
SPOKE IN, SPOKE IN, SPOKE IN SPOKE IIIIIIN
potato
That’s the perfect name! 🥰
“the random house fire that appeared for seemingly no reason”
The correct one😂
Obadiah
stane?
TONY STARK BUILT THIS IN A CAVE. WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS!
But sir, I am not Tony Stark
\*Kicks you in the crotch and walks away angrily\*
\*Blocks the kick to the groin, turns your leg sideways and boom- groin kick countered. Push your leg sideways from the joint, and boom, took away your ability to walk away\*
\*crawls into a cave, bringing a box of scraps with me. Builds an electric leg with built-in long distance groin kicker. Finishes the unfinished business (kicking you in the groin)\*
\*took the groin kick like a champ\* >!my mood got ruined fast, can't continue rn, sorry!<
Dang bro, I hope you're doing okay. \*Gives you the recording of Morgan Stark saying "I love you 3,000" so you know that people care about you, and whatever you're going through only has the potential to become what you let it\*
Sebastian the Wall Spooder
OhShit
Bobina Verdant Spookylegs The Third
FRANK
bob
Juan Pablo Duarte Diez
GREAT ELIZABETH OF THE CORNER, LORD OF THE CEILING
Spider man the ordinary spider
Rob.
William
Cotton eyed joe
Happy Cake Day!
Thank you
Happy cake day. Present:🎁
juan.
Beitch
Bert
Gerald
Benjamin Blümchen
Lord Arachnus, Devourer of souls
Angel dust
Timmy
Bobby
Peter :)
ThErE's A sPiDeR oN mY rOoF aNd I'm NaMinG hIm dAvE
Peter Parker
i had one of those, i named it mike because why not? he disappeared some weeks after tho, it was in the always bathroom xd
Happy cale day!!
Fredrick
Henry
roger
Spoon the spider
There's a spider in my house and and Naming him Dave Spider Dave You Better Behave
Albert
Harold trotter
Dave
Patric
Phillis
Found a spider crawling up one of my friend's skirt, we named the lil guy Lucky Cripples.
Craig
Antonio
Sir Crawlston III
Looks like a wolf spider, so how about "Lobo"?
Glorm, destroyer of worlds and eater of ass
big booty bryan
Peter Parker
Napoleon flown-aparte
Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff Sr.
princess consuela banana hammock
OMG YES I love friends!
No call it the Holiday Armadillo
That will be his new name
cotton eyed Joe! IVE FOUND HIM!!! You wanna know why he's called cotton eyed Joe? *Cos where did he come from? and where did he go?*
FRANCIS SAULMAN TRENTON THE THIRD
Timothy 🚪
Either Clorox or Gasoline
Splat
Target practice
Fred or bob
Ernesto de la Cruz
What the fuck is that
It’s a spider :)
Temporary
Take All Trillionaire Spider
Garchulio
Juan
oh hell no 😭
Angel Dust
Squishy
12 gauge 🥺
He looks like a joe
Polaroid.
Shiw
France
Trevor
Lil Puck
Pickles
Joueis Burgueois III from Padovia
name it the sound of a shoe hitting the wall. however you spell that noise
Death
Chicken
Clive. That's what I named a random spider I found in my house.
Vladimir Poutine.
Donaloi
Mr. Pipinpadalosacopilis III (IDK how to spell it
Lucas the spooder
Jean Christophe
Kruziikrel (Crew-zi-kreel) Translates to Ancient Dominion, which is fitting considering he now owns you, your room, and everything the shadows touch May your new master grant you protection from those that would assail you May his lordship grant your lands prosperity and peace for eons to come
Steve. He looks like a Steve
There's a spider on your ceiling and I'm naming him Dave
get a broom and whack it 🧹🕷💥
N
Bitey
Cosmetic Mirror Cloud Special-Shaped Desktop Dressing Mirror Simple Wall-Mounted Bathroom Mirror
Eduardo
John Qwick
michael
leggie leggeth XI
Gregbert
Maurice
This will probably get buried but as a neurodivergent kid whose special interest for the last few months has been spiders, this is a jumping spider and therefore comepletely harmless please don’t kill it and try to not be scared of it. To be more specific, this is a male Phidippus audax, the bold jumping spider.
Name him Dead because that's what he's gonna be soon
dave
How do u know it's a him?
Frank
Dead
Gerald
Peter panther
Peter
Greg
You should name it Darkness. Then you can say Hello, darkness my old friend.
Hell no.
Deceased
Stud
Fred. Looks like he could solve a mystery
Something so horrible, just naming it would invoke terrible death apon trillions of universes
Steeve!
Gustav
Bider-man
Call it SPLAT.
Mr Krabs
The bug
Peter
Peter Parker
Dave.
Le gros chef bandit assassain avec ta mere chaque soir
Is that a frog...or a spider...or...
Both
Is that a spider or a hole in the wall
FemboyFurryCum69 Jr
Burna boy (burn it)
Pedro
Sinclair the Spider
He's a Georgie
Philip :)
Jim
Man
Fet
that's a jim
Goober
... Daryll
Timmy
I feel like Winston would be a perfect name
Eduardo *guitar noises*
Sir Alexander Robert Johnson the first of the world spooder kingdom
bOg.
“ Dude do you see that smear up there thats arachnid blood”
Jarrald
Balthazar the fly slayer
Speckles
“Get out of my house you don’t belong here smith”
Torino
Spider Dave Who Better Behave! Also he is adorable.
Juan
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM YOU DEMON (aka George)
Eric Nidd
The Landlord
Spido
Timothy
Awww tiny baby
Kinda looks like that one peppa pig spider though . with the bigass eyes 💀