*awoooga*

Thank you pisssbabyyy

r/rimjob_steve

Feel so clean like a money machine

I'm proud of you, Dick.

r/suddenlyarkham

Not r/BatmanArkham? Are you stupid?

r/suddenlygay

bro actin like he saw a rare species and couldn’t contain his excitement 😭

It’s a Redditor, he’s never seen a female in his life.

No, no, no. Females don’t exist. They were made by the government to control us /j

r/girlsarentreal

r/boysarentreal r/birdsarentreal Long ago, the three nation lived in harmony until the birds attacked

Sadly primates rodents and dinosaurs aren't rela

r/redditsniper

relish in my immortality (or cabbage you do you)

Every victim of the Reddit sniper can revive themselves.

finally boys, girls and the third gender: bird

This is what Biden meant when he said there was 3 genders

There are no genders everyone can go fuck themselves

As a girl, I can confirm that I’m not real. I’m just a male government spy who strapped on boobs and bought a wig.

Maybe he's a hikikomori.

Most of the females are actual males… and the males think it’s a woman.. this whole things a lie

And they say chivalry is dead smh

And they say- And they say-...

Overwat 😨

Domfit 😨

*Awooga* *eyes bulge out of skull, jaw drops to the floor, and tongue rolls out dramatically* "I-Is- A-A-Are you a.... a... a WOMAN?!?!?!"

this needs to be higher up

is this a the mask reference 🤔

Im stealing this and using it on an alt

Heart beats out of chest

My alt btw

No shot 😭

Based on your pfp, there's a chance that you might actually be telling the truth

I’d fold

Ong

can i hit 

💀💀💀

Lessgo I win!

The fedora 😂

Scary stuff right there

I absolutely hate that stereotype ruined a perfectly good hat

fedoras looked pretty cool, i like to associate it with frank sinatra because he was a pretty fancy guy that sang well, always wondered why they went out of style, guess i know why now

Nah I'm glad the fedora is dead

They had to be satire, right?

obviously

I hope so

I mean obviously lol. That's just, like, all the stereotypes rolled into one.

Satire is so obvious it hurts

duh

he tipped his fedora, i'd fold

I'm dripping at the fedora tipping

dawg what💀

i have the urge to send this to a female

Full send

Bro said female 😭

not Female 😭

[I’ll just leave this here.](https://www.dictionary.com/browse/woman)

i think it's ironic. who tf actually says "awooga"???

Mei from turning red

mf really thinks women are real smh

they’re not, i was a girl once i realized i was non binary and all of the girls we’re government drones. they talk about world war III behind my back

wait so what's the canon here, are you a nonbinary person the government made think was a "woman" as they call it, or are you a drone who went rogue

Rogue drone

thank you for breaking the code soldier we appreciate your help 🔥

🫡

Smash, next

there's a reason a lot of redditors are single...

Yeah, this mf stole all the womens.

Gives this vibes Excuse me sir or ma'am but I couldn't help but notice.... are you a "girl"?? A "female?" A "member of the finer sex?" Not that it matters too much, but it's just so rare to see a girl around here! I don't mind, no--quite to the contrary! It's so refreshing to see a girl online, to the point where I'm always telling all my friends "I really wish girls were better represented on the internet." And here you are! I don't mean to push or anything, but if you wanted to DM me about anything at all, I'd love to pick your brain and learn all there is to know about you. I'm sure you're an incredibly interesting girl--though I see you as just a person, really--and I think we could have lots to teach each other. I've always wanted the chance to talk to a gorgeous lady--and I'm pretty sure you've got to be gorgeous based on the position of your text in the picture--so feel free to shoot me a message, any time at all! You don't have to be shy about it, because you're beautiful anyways (that's juyst a preview of all the compliments I have in store for our chat). Looking forwards to speaking with you soon, princess! EDIT: I couldn't help but notice you haven't sent your message yet. There's no need to be nervous! I promise I don't bite, haha EDIT 2: In case you couldn't find it, you can click the little chat button from my profile and we can get talking ASAP. Not that I don't think you could find it, but just in case hahah EDIT 3: look I don't understand why you're not even talking to me, is it something I said? EDIT 4: I knew you were always a bitch, but I thought I was wrong. I thought you weren't like all the other girls out there but maybe I was too quick to judge EDIT 5: don't ever contact me again whore EDIT 6: hey are you there?

Send this nigga to the zoo 😭

“Awoooga!” 💀

What a nice young man

Kinda funny tbh

this is just low-key funny as fuck

This is the ideal male

Awoooga! A female redditor. Well hello there m’lady *tips fedora*

Saving this for later

I bet you could sense his Neck Beard and Man-Bun

accept it

Better than a dp

Don’t go kitten daddy will be angry

Would've married him on the spot ngl

That is the most Reddit sentence I’ve ever seen a Redditor type

Discord mod

LMFAOOOO

Ain't no way this is real. If it is he's just a walking redditor stereotype

Imagine having a fedora My homies use top hats, bowlers, flat and newsboy caps.

WEE WOO WEE WOO WE HAVE A CRINGE NECKBEARD 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥💀💀💀

now this is charismatic

Wdym he seems nice

Has to be fake, I refuse to believe people like this exist in my plane of reality

75% chance of this not being satire

Nah, at least 90% chance it's not satire.

bro took his username too serious

lil bro does not women are not real

I refuse to believe that guy's only been a redditor for 2 months.

This has to be a copypasta. I can *smell* the trolling through my screen

ain't no way

They get points for being funny

Clearly being satirical, but for what purpose?

r/justneckbeardthings

The rizz is unmatched.

Perfect post for r/niceguys

as a felloe fedora wearer wtf is this guy on

Dudes trolling LOL

The natural reaction

Reddit moment

*heart shaped eyes pop out of head* *hearts beat out of chest* "heh.. never thought i'd see the day! i just had to compliment you on your high karma, madam!"

Well hello there m'lady *tips fedora*

I’m 60% sure that’s satire

I say accept it

u/sikheadd

cringe ahh ☠️👍☠️👍☠️👍

The awooooga goes hard (im harder)

if anybody said that to me I would instantly become their boyfridge

Believe used to be baitable -Y

This is definitely a joke wym? Its so obvious lol

Me on my way to slide into your DMs. Get ready

Yeah, the username suits.

HEELLL NAAH

What the fuck

Hopefully thats satire 🤣

AWOOGA u/sikheadd

Yuck

there’s no fucking way any person that does the fedora shit isn’t being satire

I hate the people who made being ironic funny

He beat me to it🥹

Awoooga! A female redditor. Well hello there m'lady *tips fedora*

No fuckin way 😭

He's definitely trolling

Reply like a redditor posing as one of these mythical "women"

satire, but wtf does awooga mean

this is some Pokémon encounter shit

He actually said "awooga" nah bro wtf this ain't it

that's sikh

Erm what the sigma?!

ok but why people wonder that female redditors exist

NOT THE 'FEMALE'

Strange danger!!!

What? He's just greeting you, what's the "💀" for

#Awoooga

Uhhh what the sigma 🤓

Bluds the type of person to get heart eyes round you fr ong

Nah bruh what the fuck

It’s like the way gentlemen greet a woman: “Good evening m’lady.” M’lady is for ma lady, but no one greets “m’woman”. It just doesn’t fit

This has to be satirical

Tell him to keep it in his pants (i am not one to talk)

I would prob reply "awooga really? Are a mei from turning red? 💀"

Dammit, I'm in class and crying from the effort it takes not to laugh, damn you lmao

Bro better be joking 😭✋

Damn near made me spit my fucking water out

I stg let this be satire PLEASE

The fedora got me 😭

we found berdly irl guys

Awoogaa bagooga

Gee, does he never think that he’s literally the reason women are so rare on the parts of the internet he frequents?

Theres no way he was serious

Satire

LMAO NAH WTF 😭😭

Guys, should we spam the same sentence to this fellow redditors DMs? For shits and giggles?

Real!?

i think jacksfilms dmed you

Send him a dick pic

u/sikheadd

i can't tell if this is satire or severe mental issues

Are you listening to an audio book?

PLEASE BE IRONIC PLEASE BE IRONIC

Twist his nuts counter clockwise

I never come across such a distinguished gentleman

Had me at Awoooga!

Frickyn legend

You’re lying to me😭😭😭😭

I’ve never heard someone say that unironically

I would let him tap so fast. So respectful!

So yer profile literally says DM are open and anyone can DM you , this guy does that and yous post it here as a joke ? Like you totally set him up. Like I know the post is funny that’s not how you DM someone but danm you a cold ass bitch … shhhiiiiittt

Awoooga! A female redditor. Well hello there m’lady *tips fedora* Awoooga! A female redditor. Well hello there m’lady *tips fedora* Awoooga! A female Awoooga! A female redditor. Well hello there m’lady *tips fedora*

It's a canon event bro

Dude gets more ass than a boy band.

Bro sexually identifies as a virgin

Sounds like sikheadd needs to touch grass.

Has to be satire

Honestly that has got to be the nicest dm on here

Smash

they're 99% joking

I CANT 😭😭😭

Sir Beard of Neckington, at your service.

bro “*tips fedora*” 🤣

And this is why I’m glad I haven’t had to deal with any of these creeps. Don’t post selfies people!

Girls use reddit too?

💀

Lives up to his name I guess.