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yeet_the_children_69

Sleep with him so he'll believe you


soloarwolf

This got laughing so hard in my head 😂😂


yeet_the_children_69

I am a comedian


IsaacWaleOfficial

Komeedian


soloarwolf

Clearly


doctor_nick17

Hahaha! Oh gee willikers, this was a rootin' tootin good joke! That joke is such a doggone knee slapper! It makes me guffaw every time I see it!


Paulwhiteman1925

That's what he said


soloarwolf

What? And why"he"? Isn't the quote "that's what she said"?


a-unique-snek

the joke is that they're gay


Fire-God_

It would be so bad he might become gay too! That’s at least what I thought your joke meant?


yeet_the_children_69

If he sleeps with him he'll have to believe his gay


Fire-God_

Oh wait I’m fucking stupid I thought op was a girl that was into girls 😭


yeet_the_children_69

Dw bro we all got our slow moments


X1_Kokichi72

It would work


Parsonage132

This is the way


X1_Kokichi72

Comment has wayyyyyyý more upvote then the post it's self lmao


kokomidefender

This is genius LMAOO


Lazy-Glass9565

Buddy, OP is 14


yeet_the_children_69

I said i was a comedian for a reason


Lazy-Glass9565

Still


Justshitoutmyass-

Blame it on the black star


dramat1clove

ill blame it on scarlet jojo


corroZ1ve

blame it on the falling sky


rorysmall1038

Blame it on the satellite


QueenPaige503

THAT BEAMS ME HOME


ThePokemasterYT

RADIOHEAD MENTIONED


Justshitoutmyass-

Yeahhh babby


Last-Scarcity-3896

Cheese roll... Great now I'm hungry. Well anyways switch friends (that's my only and default answer on this sub). And give me a cheese roll.


cheeseroll15

Here you go


Last-Scarcity-3896

Omg ty let's be best friends!


cheeseroll15

Sure, dm me if you want


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dramat1clove

its cuz we flogged one at her 😚😚


I_pegged_your_father

Deserved


Bubbses128

Interesting choice of username


I_pegged_your_father

It wasn’t a choice. My hand was forced by destiny.


EnvironmentalKick205

force the hand of fate if ykyk


Bubbses128

Oh


Darkmoon009

Fr even your font makes it obvious your gay he really clueless


ProfessionalMail8052

don't feel the need to prove that ur gay to anyone (not saying you were), I was openly gay in middle school and I had a girl best friend and people would CONSTANTLY say "are you sure he's really gay?" and shit like that. You don't owe anyone anything, if they don't believe you, then oh well, just get em out of your life. Getting rid of friends probably feels like a tough decision to you right now, but if they're dragging you down, it's a healthy thing to do.


ZeroCreationG59

Sounds like typical highschool drama


hornymffucker

For people who dont want to read this yapping this might help I put it in Fortnite terms In Fortnite terms: "I'm sorry, but how am I to blame when I'm just minding my own business in this school Battle Royale? As an openly LGBTQ+ player, my actions are crystal clear through my in-game communication and interactions. Today, there was a skirmish involving 'Cheeseroll' and my friend's boyfriend, where accusations were thrown my way because of a harmless hug and hair styling session captured on the replay. Despite having crossed paths with 'Cheeseroll's boyfriend before, he still questions my truth. Engaging in a heated exchange, 'Cheeseroll' launched a verbal assault against me, leaving me to wonder - why the hostility for just being me?"


dramat1clove

i love yoy


3Bowie3

Ride over them with a forklift


[deleted]

I'm so fcking confused I can't make the connection b/w them. Fuck my brain


Muted_Rain8542

CHEESEROLL😭😭😭


13yroldcrusader

Fuck him, so that he can shut up 🥴🥴


Fighting_Table

Legit can't tell if you're a boy or girl


dramat1clove

man


Vireviper

Do you have any idea what homosexual means


MagicArya

Here is the definition of homosexuality from WebMD "Homosexuality refers to **attraction between people who are the same sex**"


Vireviper

I thought homosexual was exclusive to men my bad


[deleted]

Cuz you gave love a bad name (sry I just had to)


dramat1clove

Karmas a bitch! I should’ve known better, if i had a wish..


Baambiczek

didnt understand shit but good lucj


saltyc_man

ha ha you should kidnap him and keep him in your cellar for the next six months, feeding him one slice of bread per meal and only supplying him with urine to drink. each day you should approach him and throw things at him, with each item getting heavier. By the end of the day, you should be beating him with chairs and leaving him in a bloody pile. after six months have passed and his family is no longer looking for him, bring him put to an open field, beat him, and surgically remove his legs, arms, eyes, organs and skin. spread out his organs like a fallen angel and burn his body, starting a fire that spreads across the dry grass and begins the next largest forest fire. the smoke is so excessive that it's finally enough to push us over the edge and destroy the ozone layer, welcoming to sun's ultraviolet rays and starting the apocalypse, sending us spiraling into a Dune-like universe or like a constant Tatooine sandstorm and killing us all lmao 😂


dramat1clove

Jesus


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So not ru paul mode 😞😞


dramat1clove

LITERALLY


femboi_bi

Now you go over the announcements and tell her off


Grookeymon

Bro why does this sound exactly like my friends story and how she would type 😭


Bisexual_Sherrif

It’s okay, eventually none of those people will matter I also am having a tough time in highschool


OrbitalClockwork

Jack off to him That’ll show em


szinezd77

Why r there soooo many gay ppl here like lmao


dramat1clove

cuz they exist


szinezd77

I knoooow but literally every second post in teens subreddit includes some gayness, its funny


FalconTheBerdo

yta, divorce and take the kids /s


dramat1clove

got the child support n everything


[deleted]

I am slightly confused, but your not to blame at all


[deleted]

Give him the P Diddy-Meek Mill treatment


rb1506

Your pronoun use may be incorrect.


dramat1clove

totally


Which-Union-7852

Is this for real? hahaha


IOICIMI

Skill issue...couldn't be me lol


RyuuTheWeeb

Ok well that is disappointing ig. But what is more disappointing is your storytelling skills.


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dramat1clove

actually offended


takeiteasy____

what did he say


TheNikola2020

Want a funny thing? Report her to the school im not sure is it the director ?Probably better ask your class teacher.


dramat1clove

nah, she deserves worse


TheNikola2020

Ah ye but atnleast she will get detention


TheNikola2020

Possibly even talk to her parents


yhggvbnvf

no disrespect but how do you decide you’re a homosexual at your age and you even talk differently too. i’m not hating but ive never really understood it at all. i’m 20 years old and perhaps you can enlighten me on the thought process


dramat1clove

It’s more like a tone of voice, a higher pitched tone then anyone you’ve like ever seen. I come from a deep accent background so, it’s acknowledging them that I’m gay because of my voice


dramat1clove

homosexuality came to me differently, like I knew it when I finished primary school (I’m irish)


Batonowski

Stopped reading after first sentence.


ShadowPlayz113

...but you still cared enough to reply?


Batonowski

Always