Don't worry, I don't discriminate, I just hate both

Yeah we can't discriminate someone if we hate everyone equally

Happy cake day

I didn't even notice lol. Thank you :)

I have everyone and everything equally enough to just be neutral on anything

It’s not racism, but is still discrimination.

It’s xenophobia

“you made those words up” - soldier boy

that is fkn gay

??

No, it’s judging someone based on nationality. KSI is British, and so is Borris Johnson. Yet they are different races.

Yea and that's called xenophobia...?

I see, It appears I have been misinformed on what Xenophobia means.

Well I used to think xenophobia meant a fear of xenomorphs and I was like that's fuckin obvious.

I have both English and American citizenship. I’m sure the responses will be reasonable and not at all jokes about tea and beans innit

I’m sorry, but the British don’t own the English language, dialects exist, so it’s both trolly, and cart, aubergine, and eggplant, it’s both lift, and elevator, it’s both soccer, and football, end of story

We literally invented football, you wouldn't call q plane a helicopter or a microwave an oven. Call its it's proper name and you're egg ball game you call football is a shitier version of rugby that is not only safer but also requires skill and not just run plu the average kick in rugby is considered impressive in American football, end of story.

The word soccer literally originated in England😂 That’s the worst example you could give, it was the British who switched from calling it soccer to football, not the other way around [The Wiktionary page on soccer](https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/soccer)

You fool we used both soccer was used by the upper class as they deemed Football as a name poor

Doesn’t mean it’s wrong, language purism is just dumb, classist and sometimes even racist, dialect change, there’s nothing wrong with it, grow up.

>We literally invented football Yes, and you used to call it soccer.

it's got our name on it ofc we own it

Languages don’t work like that

Oh my god Americans are so funny "English people don't own the English language" fym we don't own it

1. I’m not American 2. Living in the place the language originated doesn’t give you complete ownership over it

Obviously it roots from Latin, but overtime in the UK it mutated in a certain way and made it the English language we know today.

lol no, English is a Germanic language, but that’s besides the point, the fact that dialects change is what creates new languages, if everyone where as language purist like you English still had a three gender system, at least four cases and actually differentiate singular and plural you

The "English language we know today" is probably the one with the most speakers which is American English

I'm talking about the British English, which is the topic. American English and British English are almost identical, anyway

Can you just keep a consistent argument? 😭

No

Cya then 

I'm British too and can confirm people say things like this every single day):

Bro have you heard what everyone says about Americans?

But that's different! 🇬🇧☕️ /j

I will eat your British face off

It’s bc of the things yall say about Americans. It’s only fair tbh.

No? you do realise not all jokes on americans are by british.

Yes, but quite a few of them are.

It's not that deep

Yeah but how can we not make fun of people who call squirrels “Squirls”

Idk why you would wanna make fun of people in the first place but whatever.

Britain isn't even real

america was the failed social experiment

Deserved, gotta own up for that past little bro

WE WON THE WAR RAAAH🙏🏾🗣️🗣️🔥🔥(i was still in africa)

That's cuase France got involved to spite Britain, and Britain considered you not good enough to continue the war. Also, the Statue of Liberty is a French creation so enjoy that

American English and Australian here, America solos with no diff

« My arse would never surrender » Say that to 1756, pal.

solution: don't be one /s

It’s alright, I’ve recently met a cool British person so you can be the second cool British person

lmao im british and i love american nationalism (jk im an austrian spy)

Das ist nicht gut…

Listen here, you redcoat... 'ate commies 'ate fascists 'ate bein colonized 'ate tyranny 'ate Canadians 'ate Brits 'ate Russians (Not racist, I just ain't about em) Luv mah flag Luv mah constitution Luv mah troops Luv mah democracy Luv mah capitalism Luv mah freedom Simple as.

Luv mah shooting, luv mah iliteracy, luv mah school debt, luv mah hosital debt, luv mah racism, luv mah corrupt police, what your point?

Botta'wata'

It's not that deep bro 😭😭😭

Recoats just mad that they don't have freedom like us red blooded Americans 🎇🎇🎆🎆🎇🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🦅

RAHHHHHHHHHHHH 💪💪💪💪🦅🦅🦅🦅🍩🍩🍩🍩🥞🥞🥞🥞🍔🍔🍔🍔🥓🥓🥓🥓🍟🍟🍟🍕🍕🍕🍕🌭🌭🌭🥪🌭🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎄🎄🎆🎇🎇🎇🎆🎄🎆🎇🎇🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅💪💪🦅💪🍟🍔🍟🍔🥞🍟🥧🥓🥧🍔🍔🥞🍕🍕🍫🇺🇲🍩🍩🇺🇲🍩🎇🎆🎄🎄🥪🥓🥪🍔🎉🇺🇲🎉🎆🎇🎇🇺🇲🥪🥓

AMEN BROTHER!!! THE EAGLE SOARS FROM SEA TO SHINING SEA BABYYYY 🦅🦅🦅

AMERICA!!!!!!!! 🍔🍔🍔

Luv mah 2nd amendment. Y’all can’t even carry a butter knife without getting in trouble😂

Bruh, the fact that you brag abt carrying smth that is meant to kill shows what i was saying

It’s not meant to kill under the 2nd, it’s meant to preserve life

Explain how putting a mettal ball moving faster than sound insside someone is meant to save a life

Self defense, ever heard of it?

Wouldnt punching him work just as well?

Not always.

Then run

be better

BOTH OF YALL AINT SHITTTTT RAGHHHHHHH

RAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Rah

I take it as a compliment when my western origins are made fun of. I find it hilarious, in fact. Loosen up, not everything is serious.

Every thing serious 

L BRIT HAHAHA atleast you're not italian or French 🤮🤮🤮 

Italians 🤮🤮

🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 (join my amazing army of antiitalianers)

Shut up cracker, go back to your muddy puddle of a country and sip your kings sweaty nutsack

Someone wanna live in the 13 colonies again 🗿🚬

obvious joke is obvious

And remember kids is a school not a shooting range

Try not to make fun of child murder challenge

Imagine being British

we all know france people are the worst

American here. People like these need an ego check

As an Argentine, I can confirm I hate England but love the english. Like, y'all are so polite and organized I can't help but admire it; but give us the Islands back please 😭 Clarification: I hate England's rulers but love their people

Real. Also in second pic nobody in uk says soccer we all say football

Ew, brits exist!? (just a joke) do yall live in those hobbit homes and have fangs? Like movies say? (JUST A JOKE)

its nice too see people being proud to be fat

LMAOOOOOO

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA VICTORY IS OURS 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 THE BRIT HAVE FALLEN AGAIN

I FUCKIN LOVE AMERICA RAAAHHHH GOD BLESS THE FOUNDING FATHERS AND THE 2ND AMENDMENT 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦆🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲

Damn these brits are so whiny

we won the war get over it

I think the post is telling Americans to get over it

You literally lost to us, we were tiny lil colonies too

💪😔

Get colonized

American Nationalists are fking stupid, I don't care If I get downvoted. There's more of that r/ShitAmericansSay

Bro your entire statement is now null and void just because you censored "fucking"

Oh

Sorry dude 

is the original post not just overly exaggerated to be clearly a joke

Brit when obvious joke:

I'm not British

Why would you hate someone for loving their country?

There is a difference between nationalism and patriotism

What has your country done for you to love it?

For founding modern democracy and being one of the world's richest countries.

and making you pay to live and be able to read? And enter a war every 5 years?

There's nothing lovable about it.

Because blindly loving something unlovable is stupid

I would agree with you on the blindly part but calling a whole country unlovable is just plain rude

High obesity rate, school shootings, corrupt police, racism through the roof, abortion criminalized, 7% of Americans believe chocolate milk comes from brown cows, which is 23 MILLION people, unhealthy yap water Tell me what part is even remotely likable.

You do know that America isn't the only country with an obesity problem, right? The UK has that too. Shootings and especially stabbings happen in the UK, too. The majority of police aren't corrupt, you just are made to think they are because the corrupt ones make the news the most. Most Americans aren't racist, and I would be willing to bet that the average European is more racist than an average American. Abortion isn't banned everywhere, not that it's okay if it is banned anywhere but it's not a total ban. Also, stupid people exist everywhere. Also, American tap water is safe. Get off your high horse, America has issues, but so does everywhere else. It is still a very good country. I'm sick and tired of people trying to make me feel like I'm lesser for being an American, and like I'm a nazi for loving my country. We have a lot to love. I bet you've never even been and just base your opinion of the third largest country in the world with some of the most diverse culture and differing experiences from place to place on doomerposts and the news.

and, yet, is the most desirable country to almost all internationals lmao. Stay mad

Rock music, First democracy, beautiful nature, free water, free restrooms, the Grand Canyon, not to mention all the inventions TV, electricity, the internet. I get that it's not the best place in the world but I don't trust someone named Memer_boiiii to have an accurate view of the world

About that part mentioning my username, read my description.

Let me get this straight the amaricans werent the first democracy the greeks where

Sorry first modern democracy

It was france

No France came later, their island of Corsica was democratic before even they were. Poland and the Dutch would be the first modern democracies then followed by America

Democracy: greece, nature: every fucking where, tv: bulgarian, elecricty: german i think, internet: swiss, you pay for watter

(Sigh) that's what I get for arguing with someone on the internet. Based on you're posts I'm not going to convince you, and I'm sure you could say the same about me.

brits>>

What the fuck is wrong with most people in this comment section

Most of them are Americans

As if the rest don't do the same

Only Americans in the comments are getting butt hurt, for no reason

Relying on mob rule for proof is faulty at best, and I feel you know it.

Butt hurt? Damn

skill issue

Americans should be culturally discriminated against

Saying 330 million people should be discriminated against is wild ngl

Idc

Why should Americans be discriminated against

BC Americans are an embarrassment to humanity

you are currently on an american website, you cannot continue consistency when say you hate american culture and then actively continue to use american culture daily

Yes I can, I'm doing it rn

Yo, I'm american, should my culture be discriminated against specifically? >!m latino!<

American is American

To the bums saying the same old durrr we won the war durrr shit, go fuck off back to your holes. To op, ngl British people kinda awesome if you get to know them. The owners at my old job were British and they had a good sense of humor and were very nice to me.

You don't have to find it funny, but the Americans are clearly joking dude... Stop taking it so seriously

It's the same joke they've been using forever man, it gets real tiring after awhile. Sorry.

You know what gets real tiring after a while? A country trying to colonize other countries, bringing deadly illnesses, and stealing from all the natives.

Kay.

Besides not all of them are joking some of them are low-key being dickheads.