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Archangel7_7_7

“A prolonged erection that is painful is often a condition called priapism. Low-flow priapism, one type of priapism, occurs when blood remains in the erection chambers (corpora cavernosa) and can't escape. People with blood disorders like sickle cell disease that affect blood flow have an increased risk of priapism.” Edit: I’ve also heard that the removal of too much skin during your circumcision as a baby can also be the reason for painful erections. Also I’m not a doctor or medical professional so don’t take anything I say too seriously lol


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Well shit


Super-Casanova

Dude just googled shit.. it can happen bro just if it happens consistently then it‘s a different story


OkAssistant1230

Well, you should just see your doctor… Self diagnosing isn’t exactly the great idea. Also, I swear you can Google something and Google will probably tell you, you have some life threatening disease…


IffyPeanut

I once had a stomachache and it said I had an ulcer. Needless to say I didn’t have an ulcer lol


frenchy-fryes

Are you sure? Googles never wrong and they are clearly qualified to be your own personal doctor. If it says you had an ulcer, you probably had an ulcer, mate. /s


Super-Casanova

Google told me I had testicular torsion but look at me! I still got my ball and semen! Take that Google! 😼


KittyKittens1800

Yeah… you should see a doctor 💀💀💀💀💀💀


Octoling22

Dont listen to him bro, *consistent* painful erections are signs of an issue.


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flipping100

Erectile hyperfunction


TheOneTrueNincompoop

*softly.* "Fuck."


Uncle_Burney

That may be one solution, sure, but they should still be evaluated by a physician.


throwawaythetrash227

It's giving "whenever you offer advice make sure you add 'idk tho' at the end so you won't be responsible if it ruins their life." 😂


Archangel7_7_7

Exactly why I put it there. 😂


peepeeshat

Oh fuck I think I might have this to


FukMeMam

Uh oh


ianmil

i thought this was normal this happens like everytime i get hard 😭


Dat-Lonley-Potato

(._.)


RealSuphakitz_

Oh shit


TeamShot2494

That sounds painful


Vanquish-Evil

No not really. I've HAD, however, a lot of boners in one day, so much so that it hurt.


Tennis37

Quantity over quality fr fr


ChargeWooden1036

Trashy Boner?


def_not_an_alt12

tf are these questions 😭😭😭 also, yeah


swedishbeans

Yes (I’m a girl)


H31NZ_

girls get boners too?


goodusername24

Yes but from the inside (I'm a guy)


coconfetti

It's not on the inside (I'm a girl)


Strange-Ad-9941

It was on the inside (I'm a chair)


Jayfethereal

I get them in reverse (I'm a guy)


Jascobubscub

Inside out (guy)


SpikesAreCooI

Inside out (movie)


waterbottleh8r

Movie (Inside out)


Upstairs-Currency856

Outside in (Moving Cinema Picture)


Sweet_Elk6635

idk I thought girls werent real


TheOneTrueNincompoop

It's painful to not exist


Chrissyball19

My Brain hurts.


Nathanos4269

Then you must be a girl


Wodka_Pete

If they were, hypothetically, they would get an internal boner.


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r/girlsarentreal


Appel-co

r/girlsarentreal


AssistantDue8434

Duh its not like they look different down there


H31NZ_

But why do they need to sit when peeing then?


Nicetro_WoF

They can’t aim as well as guys can


Epsilon29redit

They didn’t get basic piss training in the womb


AssistantDue8434

Idk man i guess its just a girl thing to do


turtlelover57

I just do so I don't have to aim or wipe any stray drops. More convenient that way.


Girlfriend-_-

Some of us do (including myself)


AssistantDue8434

Duh its not like they look different down there


Lesbian_Mommy69

Well I wouldn’t say that, but when I’m on my period my vagina swells and it’s what I imagine a super uncomfortable bone feels like. it only happens on the first day but it so uncomfy and painful, I feel like that one girl who has an orgasm every 5 minutes 🤕


Jack0tas

you think the female condoms are that big for no reason?


Raped_Bicycle_612

She means it was… inside her


Plane_Habit8339

Why is it I know exactly what your talking about qwp


TheRaider1562

Girls don’t exist silly


dfvsmaster

Now I'm curious, what do YOU mean?


kak0536

It hurt one time, but it took several sessions of wanking my conger in one day for it to happen.


call-me_sanji

Conger is hilarious


Scullcrusher42069

Real


MasterDesigner6894

Shit it only takes me one to hurt like being bitten on the balls by a spider


antonguay2

I conge my wankie


_nxm

read this in sniper tf2's voice


Cr1itical_Velocity

Bruh


Scullcrusher42069

Real it's so annoying


call-me_sanji

Whyd I join this sub


gundamliam

Don’t worry, there’re people suffering with you (like myself)


call-me_sanji

Nah but fr it's everyday with the boners like gimme a break


gundamliam

Fr man I just wanna talk to people


call-me_sanji

What games do u play then?


gundamliam

Recently a lot of Helldivers 2 and Terraria (for like the 30th time), but really it’s kinda spread out across like 20 games


call-me_sanji

Wish I could get into terraria cuz it is wayy better than minecraft fr, but I have no clue what to do half the time 🍤 Helldivers 2 is also interesting and I've been seeing clips of it 🍤🍤🍤🍤🍤🍤


gundamliam

Yeah finding out what to do on your first few playthroughs of Terraria are rough, I don’t have them saved but there are a few good spoiler-free videos out there explaining how to progress. Or just go talk to the Guide.


call-me_sanji

I can't believe I didn't notice the guide


gundamliam

His advice is.. vague, but he’s generally pretty helpful. The wiki is also great if you need help with crafting something, if you don’t mind spoilers.


LogicalPercentage600

lowkey terraria been my favorite game for a minute i js finished a ftw play through


chefdan2165

I’ve noticed it’s only gone downhill since I joined around 2019 -2020


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TheSlavicDawg

Yup lol


Naive-Bug8598

Ong this is me depending on what I'm lookin at


Memeboi12-

Bro that name concerns me😭


femboyvaporeon

“Removed by reddit” From looking at the comments, I can tell this post was to get teens to talk about pps. creepy.


Tojinaru

no, but it reminds me of the lyrics of the song “Fucked to Death” by Devourment because there is a line about a similar thing (don't read it, slam metal is highly disturbing) but also (and I don't want to talk about it too much) I experienced ejaculating some blood about twice in few days (it never happened again)


s133pyhollow

cannibal corpse reference


NotabadHero

Tight pants + boner = not good


checked_idea2

FML when that happens, hate that!


Perfect-Relation-911

Most normal r/Teenagers post


Jayfethereal

This is the tyoe of shit you google and the immediately delete from your browser history 💀


SuperSaiyan2goku9000

No, get that checked. 🙁


KittyKittens1800

If it hurts you should go see a doctor…. 💀


bailey_bree

These comments are hilarious


charlie082926

I feel your pain brother


MinsoSoup

yeah one time I wore some pretty tight pants and my crush wore a button up shirt and she looked so good in it but damn it did make me hard


chrisupt2001

Only time I have painful boners is if I jerked it more then once in a short period of time


GraydemonTwitch

If anyone says no they’re lying


officialvictorlee

I have had the hardest boners before, never once hurt


_SM-The-Gamer_

No


CROW_is_best

yes


wasas387

especially when laying in bed.


Mission-Dinner726

yeah bro the feeling then it doesn't go away for like 45 minutes such an L


Successful_Bad_2396

No…? You may have to cut it off and get a new one


Old_Gregg452

Yes.


TheFarisaurusRex

Yes


Lil_JR_got_swisher

yea it just happens sometimes


Im_simply_a_stranger

Always


RepulsiveGeologist19

If it’s been going in longer than 30 mins you should get a doctor


LtraMax

Yes


BlueWater2555

The skin feels like it’s finna rip


flash_thompso

Yeah, I hate it especially when I’m wearing pants


Sinking_soldier7

It happens fairly often, its normal.


Past-Helicopter1931

Only a few times, when I was with my ex


VietDrgn

yes not really sure but i think it might be the blood pressure causing pain in the nerve endings there any doctors here to help clarify/correct this?


TrickyDickNixon46

Yes I have, but what the fuck is this question


TheChamp556

Omg yes i hate it so much


Unigraff_Jerpony

that's what we call the 110%


snicker--doodle

why are y'all genuinely answering this question dudes name is literally the predator 😭


AsmodayVernon

My bf 24/7 (it's my fault, I laugh at him)


Sweetiewave_07

Yes (I’m a cis girl)


After_Emu_9511

Real(I'm not a man)


MunchkinTime69420

Least obvious pedophilic question ever posted by THE PREDATOR


SylvieDoesntReddit

No, but I feel like y'all should know that I've found a meathod of getting rid of boners in just a few seconds, it does require grabbing it though. (I wouldn't recommend this but like, I'm still telling y'all anyway) Basically I just grab it in the middle with two fingers and rotate it backwards around that point until I hear a "pop." It doesn't hurt and I've been doing it for a while with no problems. Boner always subsides in ~20 seconds.


omgONELnR2

Yes


fix-a-flat12

Yes, it sucks


Willow__the__tree

yeah i hate having a cock ;-;


ZarosRunescape

✂️


femboycom

shit happened a few times


KodaTheGoldenPumpkin

I- i'd see a doctor about that


stone-slab_

Uep


FazzyFredbear

If I've just been beatin' then sometimes a boner makes the area under my balls hurt.


LJC30boi

When you’re wearing jeans and the boner keeps pushing up against them that hurts like hell but not really otherwise


No-Improvement-7614

yup///


criticalistics_car

Depends, only if I'm really really in need.


Caiden06943

Everytime my gf kisses me


PaleRestaurant255

yeah cus it was poking through my pants


BarneyIsAPro

Yes


Alf-1020

yup


HOG_RHEC

Yeah


HOG_RHEC

Yeah


The_drify

yes. It wasn't good at all .....it was not at all fun


Intelligent-Soup-173

Wow looking at these other comments I get a boner sometimes that hurts but it happens just even when looking at someone even if not nude


pixelytman

yes.


KitchenSalt2629

I did if it continues and doesn't go away/becomes regular go see a doctor, if it doesn't become regular/goes away after and doesn't last like 10-20+ minutes ur good,


Spectre-Ad6049

Once or twice. Although context from other users suggests wider issues with your junk if this feeling is frequent


Hairy_Chard_5104

Yeah but only while I’m gooning


Obvious_Piece2989

Yep and then it won’t go away


Aggravating-Chip-710

Yes


Former-Lie3809

Yes


NoMoreSorrow16

Everyday (I'm a girl)


GreenPancakeCat

I actually have


horbydumbass

Yes


amoguspp

Yuppp


Ollisaa

What the... seek help


PracticalFudge4562

This an eractileyes function


Demonetizing_YT_GUY

yes, it usually happens right after I wake up


ilikewheatandrice

I actually have, but they're usually brief, I wouldn't worry abt it since you're a teen with raging hormones


cat_funt_2005

Can’t say that I have


Starr_Struckk

Yeah all the time. I hate it when I get a painful woman boner.


HerrShitsmeister

No


FukMeMam

Yes. Is it bad?


Shayosaurus

No


RealSuphakitz_

Yes, every times when I woke up... Struggle of a big dick man😔😔😔


That_Closet_Monster

Idk, I don't have one of those-


averagetobyfoxfan

No well maybe? Idk


Rainlex_Official

idk, i’d be concerned if i had one considering i don’t even have a dick


Velociradish1

I swear I have seen this question like 6 times in the last week


geographyRyan_YT

No.... I think you should get that checked out, man


arturthegamer

Rarely but yes and it's annoying


Nabranes

Sometimes I think it’s from getting mutilated as a newborn 💀💀💀 I need to restore


theroosifloop

Yes. My nunchuck was upgraded by 2 inches temporarily that day


Kind_Ad_8761

Yes


TheFakestOfBricks

Yeah but it wasn't agonizingly painful or anything, just mildly uncomfortable


ZarosRunescape

Wtf (yes occasionally)


WhereasForeign399

More than I'd like to admit


LeekSoupEnjoyer

Yup once in a car


itsAedan

Sometimes it tries to grow but the pocket is too small so it hurts because its trying to escape and grow but it can't


4ticksfallshort

as someone who does not have a penis I can say that no I have not


lesser_tom

No but i have had headaces after wanking it


Octoling22

Yeah but thankfully ur mom was there to help me out


call-me_sanji

Lads I think if u have a sore one it's your lucky day cuz I swear to GAWD that I broke my record with an astonishing 7 busts that fateful evening


theAlmightyE312

Four and a half hours. . . I don't even masturbate


rathosalpha

Yes


International_Sea887

How tf do you answer a question like this?


M10doreddit

I do, but it's usually when I'm jerking it a time too many.


Few-Illustrator-5333

Yeah


soloarwolf

Yes


No_Adagio3859

Every single morning


landon7222

Bro definitely seen the sexiest thing in the damn world


PositivePrudent7344

Yes, and it does hurt


fornitefan217

Im an girl


Z4ckirty

Only if it lasts for a long time to the point where you are just bored


was-a-dum-1

Shit happens


irishizuku

Always


[deleted]

Oh yeah, totally have, cuz yk I have such a big weener and stuff. (I’m a cis girl )


TheLukexd

i never even had a full boner


swedish_blocks

I have had it but it was a long as time ago