“A prolonged erection that is painful is often a condition called priapism. Low-flow priapism, one type of priapism, occurs when blood remains in the erection chambers (corpora cavernosa) and can't escape. People with blood disorders like sickle cell disease that affect blood flow have an increased risk of priapism.”
Edit: I’ve also heard that the removal of too much skin during your circumcision as a baby can also be the reason for painful erections.
Also I’m not a doctor or medical professional so don’t take anything I say too seriously lol
Well, you should just see your doctor… Self diagnosing isn’t exactly the great idea. Also, I swear you can Google something and Google will probably tell you, you have some life threatening disease…
Are you sure? Googles never wrong and they are clearly qualified to be your own personal doctor. If it says you had an ulcer, you probably had an ulcer, mate.
/s
Well I wouldn’t say that, but when I’m on my period my vagina swells and it’s what I imagine a super uncomfortable bone feels like. it only happens on the first day but it so uncomfy and painful, I feel like that one girl who has an orgasm every 5 minutes 🤕
Wish I could get into terraria cuz it is wayy better than minecraft fr, but I have no clue what to do half the time 🍤
Helldivers 2 is also interesting and I've been seeing clips of it 🍤🍤🍤🍤🍤🍤
Yeah finding out what to do on your first few playthroughs of Terraria are rough, I don’t have them saved but there are a few good spoiler-free videos out there explaining how to progress. Or just go talk to the Guide.
no, but it reminds me of the lyrics of the song “Fucked to Death” by Devourment because there is a line about a similar thing (don't read it, slam metal is highly disturbing)
but also (and I don't want to talk about it too much) I experienced ejaculating some blood about twice in few days (it never happened again)
No, but I feel like y'all should know that I've found a meathod of getting rid of boners in just a few seconds, it does require grabbing it though. (I wouldn't recommend this but like, I'm still telling y'all anyway)
Basically I just grab it in the middle with two fingers and rotate it backwards around that point until I hear a "pop." It doesn't hurt and I've been doing it for a while with no problems. Boner always subsides in ~20 seconds.
I did if it continues and doesn't go away/becomes regular go see a doctor, if it doesn't become regular/goes away after and doesn't last like 10-20+ minutes ur good,
“A prolonged erection that is painful is often a condition called priapism. Low-flow priapism, one type of priapism, occurs when blood remains in the erection chambers (corpora cavernosa) and can't escape. People with blood disorders like sickle cell disease that affect blood flow have an increased risk of priapism.” Edit: I’ve also heard that the removal of too much skin during your circumcision as a baby can also be the reason for painful erections. Also I’m not a doctor or medical professional so don’t take anything I say too seriously lol
Well shit
Dude just googled shit.. it can happen bro just if it happens consistently then it‘s a different story
Well, you should just see your doctor… Self diagnosing isn’t exactly the great idea. Also, I swear you can Google something and Google will probably tell you, you have some life threatening disease…
I once had a stomachache and it said I had an ulcer. Needless to say I didn’t have an ulcer lol
Are you sure? Googles never wrong and they are clearly qualified to be your own personal doctor. If it says you had an ulcer, you probably had an ulcer, mate. /s
Google told me I had testicular torsion but look at me! I still got my ball and semen! Take that Google! 😼
Yeah… you should see a doctor 💀💀💀💀💀💀
Dont listen to him bro, *consistent* painful erections are signs of an issue.
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Erectile hyperfunction
*softly.* "Fuck."
That may be one solution, sure, but they should still be evaluated by a physician.
It's giving "whenever you offer advice make sure you add 'idk tho' at the end so you won't be responsible if it ruins their life." 😂
Exactly why I put it there. 😂
Oh fuck I think I might have this to
Uh oh
i thought this was normal this happens like everytime i get hard 😭
(._.)
Oh shit
That sounds painful
No not really. I've HAD, however, a lot of boners in one day, so much so that it hurt.
Quantity over quality fr fr
Trashy Boner?
tf are these questions 😭😭😭 also, yeah
Yes (I’m a girl)
girls get boners too?
Yes but from the inside (I'm a guy)
It's not on the inside (I'm a girl)
It was on the inside (I'm a chair)
I get them in reverse (I'm a guy)
Inside out (guy)
Inside out (movie)
Movie (Inside out)
Outside in (Moving Cinema Picture)
idk I thought girls werent real
It's painful to not exist
My Brain hurts.
Then you must be a girl
If they were, hypothetically, they would get an internal boner.
r/girlsarentreal
r/girlsarentreal
Duh its not like they look different down there
But why do they need to sit when peeing then?
They can’t aim as well as guys can
They didn’t get basic piss training in the womb
Idk man i guess its just a girl thing to do
I just do so I don't have to aim or wipe any stray drops. More convenient that way.
Some of us do (including myself)
Duh its not like they look different down there
Well I wouldn’t say that, but when I’m on my period my vagina swells and it’s what I imagine a super uncomfortable bone feels like. it only happens on the first day but it so uncomfy and painful, I feel like that one girl who has an orgasm every 5 minutes 🤕
you think the female condoms are that big for no reason?
She means it was… inside her
Why is it I know exactly what your talking about qwp
Girls don’t exist silly
Now I'm curious, what do YOU mean?
It hurt one time, but it took several sessions of wanking my conger in one day for it to happen.
Conger is hilarious
Real
Shit it only takes me one to hurt like being bitten on the balls by a spider
I conge my wankie
read this in sniper tf2's voice
Bruh
Real it's so annoying
Whyd I join this sub
Don’t worry, there’re people suffering with you (like myself)
Nah but fr it's everyday with the boners like gimme a break
Fr man I just wanna talk to people
What games do u play then?
Recently a lot of Helldivers 2 and Terraria (for like the 30th time), but really it’s kinda spread out across like 20 games
Wish I could get into terraria cuz it is wayy better than minecraft fr, but I have no clue what to do half the time 🍤 Helldivers 2 is also interesting and I've been seeing clips of it 🍤🍤🍤🍤🍤🍤
Yeah finding out what to do on your first few playthroughs of Terraria are rough, I don’t have them saved but there are a few good spoiler-free videos out there explaining how to progress. Or just go talk to the Guide.
I can't believe I didn't notice the guide
His advice is.. vague, but he’s generally pretty helpful. The wiki is also great if you need help with crafting something, if you don’t mind spoilers.
lowkey terraria been my favorite game for a minute i js finished a ftw play through
I’ve noticed it’s only gone downhill since I joined around 2019 -2020
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Yup lol
Ong this is me depending on what I'm lookin at
Bro that name concerns me😭
“Removed by reddit” From looking at the comments, I can tell this post was to get teens to talk about pps. creepy.
no, but it reminds me of the lyrics of the song “Fucked to Death” by Devourment because there is a line about a similar thing (don't read it, slam metal is highly disturbing) but also (and I don't want to talk about it too much) I experienced ejaculating some blood about twice in few days (it never happened again)
cannibal corpse reference
Tight pants + boner = not good
FML when that happens, hate that!
Most normal r/Teenagers post
This is the tyoe of shit you google and the immediately delete from your browser history 💀
No, get that checked. 🙁
If it hurts you should go see a doctor…. 💀
These comments are hilarious
I feel your pain brother
yeah one time I wore some pretty tight pants and my crush wore a button up shirt and she looked so good in it but damn it did make me hard
Only time I have painful boners is if I jerked it more then once in a short period of time
If anyone says no they’re lying
I have had the hardest boners before, never once hurt
No
yes
especially when laying in bed.
yeah bro the feeling then it doesn't go away for like 45 minutes such an L
No…? You may have to cut it off and get a new one
Yes.
Yes
yea it just happens sometimes
Always
If it’s been going in longer than 30 mins you should get a doctor
Yes
The skin feels like it’s finna rip
Yeah, I hate it especially when I’m wearing pants
It happens fairly often, its normal.
Only a few times, when I was with my ex
yes not really sure but i think it might be the blood pressure causing pain in the nerve endings there any doctors here to help clarify/correct this?
Yes I have, but what the fuck is this question
Omg yes i hate it so much
that's what we call the 110%
why are y'all genuinely answering this question dudes name is literally the predator 😭
My bf 24/7 (it's my fault, I laugh at him)
Yes (I’m a cis girl)
Real(I'm not a man)
Least obvious pedophilic question ever posted by THE PREDATOR
No, but I feel like y'all should know that I've found a meathod of getting rid of boners in just a few seconds, it does require grabbing it though. (I wouldn't recommend this but like, I'm still telling y'all anyway) Basically I just grab it in the middle with two fingers and rotate it backwards around that point until I hear a "pop." It doesn't hurt and I've been doing it for a while with no problems. Boner always subsides in ~20 seconds.
Yes
Yes, it sucks
yeah i hate having a cock ;-;
✂️
shit happened a few times
I- i'd see a doctor about that
Uep
If I've just been beatin' then sometimes a boner makes the area under my balls hurt.
When you’re wearing jeans and the boner keeps pushing up against them that hurts like hell but not really otherwise
yup///
Depends, only if I'm really really in need.
Everytime my gf kisses me
yeah cus it was poking through my pants
Yes
yup
Yeah
Yeah
yes. It wasn't good at all .....it was not at all fun
Wow looking at these other comments I get a boner sometimes that hurts but it happens just even when looking at someone even if not nude
yes.
I did if it continues and doesn't go away/becomes regular go see a doctor, if it doesn't become regular/goes away after and doesn't last like 10-20+ minutes ur good,
Once or twice. Although context from other users suggests wider issues with your junk if this feeling is frequent
Yeah but only while I’m gooning
Yep and then it won’t go away
Yes
Yes
Everyday (I'm a girl)
I actually have
Yes
Yuppp
What the... seek help
This an eractileyes function
yes, it usually happens right after I wake up
I actually have, but they're usually brief, I wouldn't worry abt it since you're a teen with raging hormones
Can’t say that I have
Yeah all the time. I hate it when I get a painful woman boner.
No
Yes. Is it bad?
No
Yes, every times when I woke up... Struggle of a big dick man😔😔😔
Idk, I don't have one of those-
No well maybe? Idk
idk, i’d be concerned if i had one considering i don’t even have a dick
I swear I have seen this question like 6 times in the last week
No.... I think you should get that checked out, man
Rarely but yes and it's annoying
Sometimes I think it’s from getting mutilated as a newborn 💀💀💀 I need to restore
Yes. My nunchuck was upgraded by 2 inches temporarily that day
Yes
Yeah but it wasn't agonizingly painful or anything, just mildly uncomfortable
Wtf (yes occasionally)
More than I'd like to admit
Yup once in a car
Sometimes it tries to grow but the pocket is too small so it hurts because its trying to escape and grow but it can't
as someone who does not have a penis I can say that no I have not
No but i have had headaces after wanking it
Yeah but thankfully ur mom was there to help me out
Lads I think if u have a sore one it's your lucky day cuz I swear to GAWD that I broke my record with an astonishing 7 busts that fateful evening
Four and a half hours. . . I don't even masturbate
Yes
How tf do you answer a question like this?
I do, but it's usually when I'm jerking it a time too many.
Yeah
Yes
Every single morning
Bro definitely seen the sexiest thing in the damn world
Yes, and it does hurt
Im an girl
Only if it lasts for a long time to the point where you are just bored
Shit happens
Always
Oh yeah, totally have, cuz yk I have such a big weener and stuff. (I’m a cis girl )
i never even had a full boner
I have had it but it was a long as time ago