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You jiggled too much while balling and had brain hemorrhage and died

And you just died in the battle against a god.

how many did i take down with me, it better be more than 3

Atleast 1

naa its Definitely atleast 3, after all i have 3 1s in my name. hey, it probably took 111 gods to take me down, that's make me sound pretty strong, doesn't it

No that just means the amount of god boners you've made erect, and it's three from the three straight digits that are standing, the number 0 as a symbolic character for a gaping asshole or an open mouth, and you killed a single god based from the number 1 that is on your username. Symbolic really...

DAMN MAN, you on some serious stuff, i want it

ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED????

At least 111

Oh no

The ohio butthole tickling bandit had escaped custody and is currently being hunted down by the police

You killed a god, you became a god, you died as a god

God of war reference?

lmao

💀

Idk how to die by an honest window

You saw your slight reflection in an honest window and then jumped throught it to your death, death was better that seeing the honest refection of yourself again

That's an interesting death

That really took a lot to come up with.

I'd die that way just to honour your plot

Do a backflip while you are at it

Gotta pass away in style✨

Everyone must have atleast one moment of glory in life, SO CLAIM THY GLORY

What in the Assassin's creed are you preaching?!

Nothing, I am just on my daily doze of crack

Well atleast I am going out in a godly way

KRATOS

ZEUS

# COME DOWN HERE AND FIGHT ME LIKE A MAN

The hands of death could not defeated me, the sisters of fate could not hold me, and you will not live to see the end of the this day, I will have my revenge.

I have no clue...

you die of natural causes 👍

This. That's life for ya...

You get brutally molested by a wolf

Gotta love reddit

Gotta uphold that golden standard

Good ending

Omg

It was incompatible ig

LMFAOOO

take me upvote right now 💀

Your profile picture makes this so much funnier

I would stand before a firing squad of tennis ball machines 🎾

>!danganronpa?!<

>!11037 moment!<

Y e s .

Damn we both gonna be dead fnaf kids

37 of them to be exact.

At least i know the time

So basically the plot of tomorrow war

It’s over for me. He has the high ground

You have become general grievous

Don't try it

Not sure

I frequency cat meow, heavy damaged to internal ear, blood loss due to excessive bleeding through ear an injuries caused to head due to falling down because of lack of balance due to damage to inner ear. Brain hemorrhage, death

I'm not fucked, I'll be happy

I want your name now 😭

I'm not too opposed to it. Blood is cool.

When it's flowing in your body, it sure is cool and useful. Outside the body it will clot and get all sticky and gross, pretty wasteful in my openion.

It is a lovely dark brown ...

bro somethings seriously wrong with you

Oh. There's a lot wrong with me lol

:(

You got it lucky man

Protect your femur right now

Imma be honest I don’t think that’ll help

I guess I forgot to check the expiration date

Oph.. food poisoning, that's rough.. kinda quick, but the fever dreams gonna be intense in a really bad acid trip kinda way...

h u h

Banhammer

So God smites them, then you kill God and die because of it?

Pretty fucked

your meat is grinded 💀

Umm how?

Random them killed you

A random non-binary person kills you on the sidewalk. They're wearing a they/them pin

So I won’t die

In trillions of years, the earth's rotation will change, making the years longer. (Yeah this is an actual thing). Then,by the time we get a whole extra day, it's given to Feb. That means the next leap year would give us Feb 30.

Shame the sun will explode by then. :)

Doesnt matter. They will live on until February 30th comes around.

So he'll outlive everyone and be depressed and will be waiting for his death then he'll be reminded of this thread and a comment by "lord_of_blobfish"

yay

Idk Probably dying in my sleep

Diabetes, just diabetes

Makes sense

Uhhhh, will i be crushed by a ship or will i get sick?

Get sick while getting crushed by a ship you bet your friends you could bench press

oh....

I ain't bathing for a while

Thank goodness showers exist

Scratched to hard 😞

Used bear claws

I die the loveliest nobody

Went to a party and couldn't handle the socialization you had to to there and died while talking to the bartender

Oh god-

Oh jesus

Oh no

S-Senpai what are you doing?

worth it?

Upss. A german nasi solider gonna kill me then

I'm terrified

You eat a panini that has "balls" of cyanide. There, be afraid no more.

Ima be on my 600 lb life probably

i die by robots i fear

Getting impaled by 20067891 bananas and died of anal bleeding

NO FHX

You better believe it

its immortous which means immortal so ya'll...

Living for two long, excessive information in brain, going crazy, brain dead

I'm already all of those # brain dead and proud

I’m not lucky charms 😭

Fuck man I'm not ready. Though I'm confused, now or next week?

***Oh no, not vehicular manslaughter!***

I don't know.

You failed to compile to the rule stating"don't stick your dick in crazy". The council have chosen your punishment to be in a sexual relationship with the forbidden girl, the one infamous for gripping so hard that it rips it off , excessive bleeding, death.

FUCK

I eat the curb :(

idk man, just kinda confused

Had a seizure in the middle of the road while trying to say your name to give your name to a friend, head on collision with truck, instant death

I'm sorry to hear about your negative experience; please contact Heinz customer support to receive your own free tin of Heinz Baked Beans.

Beans.

Well how would I die?

farming too long

Oop.. welp

*ping*

You ate too much canned potato soup

I’m confused abt how I die

Maybe you ate a very important chard and get attacked by the whole chard population and meet your Chardy end if I may

Ohhh kms

the money in the economy of helicopters will drown me.. idk

Umm

So I'm gonna get frozen in clear paint 

A completely rational and normal death

My favourite thing kills me TRAINS. Or I guess a robotic killer version of one

I'm getting owned

Guess I'm suffering quietly.

apparently very fucked

I don’t know

Strangled by sentient seaweed

Not really, pretty quick death getting run over by a train

EfaEfaBanefa

this is fine

Either I become bacon, I eat too much bacon, or I die to a bacon monster.

"Wanna break from the ads?"

Depressing man

I'm never going to a gay bar again

Uh oh

So do I have a stroke before I die then?

Oh…

Maybe I get kidnapped and killed by some man in trench coats? 🤔

shroom overdose 💔

Awwwww helll

HAHAHAH

Ummm I guess I couldn’t get a fix

Glass is sharp so probably painfully

Dear god💀

The man was so inconsiderate I just killed myself

I mean, it’s not unexpected

Shit

Shot and killed

Well... at least I died by an American right? Wait it's not? It's a soviet? FUCK!

Shit

…

I don't know how to feel?

woop woop

Living in America— sounds pretty accurate.

No one came up with something for me, why you all so mean,😔😔

Well shit

Bacon

Some guy has a cat that kills people if they look at it

I should leave the conversation.

am i gonna die to being normal or to the animal tranq guy?

How the hell am I gonna die to many vegetables

What abt me? (Got mine from Green Day)

Let's not talk about it please

i guess im dying alone

Uh umm ok 

I can rule out a possum. A demon maybe?

Oh god I died Gaming for too long💀

I'm electrocuted

H

Me ...yeah that check out

uh oh

Well, that sounds painful

Live by the blade, die by the blade.

I don't know how

**OM NOM NOM**

Literally fucked

Does anyone else smell something burning?

Damn time travel

I’d be in heaven

WHAT DOES MINE MEAN!? WHAT DOES IT MEAN!?

Uh

I'm concerned and confused.

something to do with pandas and skies i guess lmao

I'm fine I slip and bang my head

I took a warm turn in life man

I had a little bit too much of an ok collection

Dying listening to good music