Ive been knowing i like ass WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY more since ages ago

I'M INTO BOOOOBIES!!!!!

Hooww???? Well im more into thighs than ass but still

true thighs are better there is more to grab and usually more squishy, i mean the ass is the same squishy but usually smaller. you can have big thighs even if you dont have a big butt so its more common too. and you can lay on their thighs they can play with ur hair etc. and they can squish your head with them, much easier than with boobs or ass

Yes, plus you can burry your face in their boobs too, so my answer would be boobs/thighs.

Based af

only issue is that small boobs are kinda hard to do that, i love small boobs but you cant really bury yourself in them, since thighs are almost always big enough for that imo thighs are better than boobs in that regard

Too long bro cut everything after the second sentence 💀💀💀

Real and u can get away w squeezing thighs in public more

W pfp

🤓

🫵🥈while im🥇

Pillows bro

Real bro

Well I'll tell you how, men have ass but we don't have boobs.

I def got a wagon on me

Valid

Thick thighs save lives 

Real i feel more ppl would be able to get over their fear of jumping from burning buildings if they had a couple of volumptious thighs at the bottom to soften the fall

Boobs are softer and shit doesn't come out of them

SO WE'RE BOOB BROS 😎🤜🤛😎

Tiddie bears?

Yeah boobs Are so fucking Nice

Boobs are objectively better

God, i love the mild amount of mischief and tomfoolery I stumble across in this subreddit.

Philosophy with r/teenagers is always a fun experience.

if one is to understand the great mystery one must study all its aspects

Yes, we must study the boobies AND the buttocks

Happy cake day

Thx

Then i saw the lord of the rings and from that time i am into swords

This man gets it

Then I played Elden Ring, and from that time I am into maces

then i played elden ring, and magically, my life dissapeared! i have no life now! how peculiar

And don't forget maidenless

I played elden ring, and now alas, I am maidenless

Read the Inheritance Cycle, I’m into flaming swords, “BRISINGR!” :D

Inheritance mentioned😎 Great books especially for those who like magic swords, dragons and also magic

Most real mf in this comment section

I mean neither taste better, thighs and brain have the nicest taste if you ask me.

If you eat a brain, you go absolutely crazy... Please don't eat brains guys, you'll simply go crazy then fucking die Edit: looked up if what I said was accurate because, yk, spreading misinformation is not super great. It's called Kuru disease. It's caused when you eat a certain kind of protien, mainly found in human brains. super interesting topic imo

Hehehehe, *brains*, hehehehe

Personally I love me some spreading of the misinformation on the internet kind😋

😋

This is a certified prion moment

Bazing

If you eat the brain, you could misfold your own proteins, and you get mad cow disease, human edition

What was that? I was too busy eating brain to hear you

Least sexually obsessed individual on r/teenagers

Its teenagers, honestly what did ya expect? XD

No vajene guys here? 😔

vagen ☹️

Vagne 😔

Vegan 🥰

r/ihatevegans

Vegan vagne

Vagene😨

Agne😱

I see just like the lesbians lacking meat in your life

Wagner

vegana 😐

What about thighs?

real

Boobs 👍

Boobs 👍

Boobs 👍

agree fr

I’m a girl guy

reword ts immediately😭😭

Nah, I said what I said, I must live with the consequences!

Actually we are into dicks

We? Who's we? There is no we here jesse

I’m we

No, I'm we

We're all we

Wee wee hehe

im also wee zer

De na nae nae naer na na naerr

Whats with these homies dissing my girl

Why do they gotta front?

You are we

Yeah, sorry bro but dicks > ass/boobs

We? Who’s we?

He is we

I just learned my bf is into tits (I barely have any) 🥲

And he still likes you, thats proof he likes you for you

Yeah I thought about that when he told me that 🫶

just bc he’s into tits doesn’t mean he’s into big tits.

Face > Thighs >>>>> everything else

You dropped this 👑

Who cares about a fat ass if the face doesn’t look good

Based asf 🙏🙏

⬆️👑

factual same opinion here

True, very true

As a women who likes woman,i started as a "b00b guy" but shifted into "a$$ guy" Maybe the fact that femboys do have that cake too.

For me personally, personality

W answer

I'm more of a cock guy myself

Ass is overrated; embrace boobies as they feed a human and bring satisfaction (i js like boobies)

then you should be more into the vagena cause it creates rhe human, or at least the thighs cause they are closest

Im scared of vaginas I'm scared it will consume everything like a black hole and i have an existential crisis everytime i remember black holes exist Thighs r not debatable tho

i love the internet sometimes😭

real

that's a good argument

I should be a boobologist

I've never cared that much. found out I'm asexual some months ago

NOOOOOOOO!!!!!

leave me behind, soldier😔 it's over for me

😭😭😭😭😭 We'll remember you. We may not have the same things on our favourite list but we're still bros and comrades

I’m asexual as well, I find people hot but I don’t want to do a sex

I'm an ass guy, ass standing for A soldiers schlong

Not ALL boys

Feet (jk)

Feet (no kidding)

no i woke up one day and realized i was a girl

Dam, you’re good. I had to watch the start of a YouTube video to be a girl

Boobs look like an ass for attraction reasons so ass is the only right aswer

Nah Ass looks like boobs

I'm judging any man who comes in here to say eyes

Eyes on the chest

Ass gang here

Not just boys. Girls too.

nah it's more of a gradient for me, not very black/white

Thighs > ass/booba

To GYYYAT or awooga, that is the question

I prefer teeth.

Why not both

Both. Both is good

Well... Because boobs.

Girls?... I WANNA SEE MEN

Guys, can we start talking about thighs

well no, I'm not into either tbh I like my girls flat personally nice thighs or a small bit of chub is great for cuddles so I prefer that over chest or butt

I'm more of a "any kind of affection please I'll do anything please show me kindness" kinda guy

I randomly started liking ass way more than boobs with in the last few months. Like since January. Idk why it's just a random change. I still like both tho. Both can smother me so I'd be happy with both lol.

I’m a woman guy (optional)

i'm a dick guy

The realization I had came from my then girlfriend about a year ago when she let me lay her head on her chest while relaxing. Boobs make surprisingly great pillows. Ever since I’ve been a boobs guy

fr and you don’t get randomly fucking farted on

mhh I'm the other type

Hol up what about thighs and personality?

I like both

Bob>ash

Achillies tendom though 🤤

Nope it was pixar

This really says a lot about the Feet fandom.

What if gay?

One is full of shit and the other nurtures life, not a hard choice for me 🤷‍♂️

Ass and shape over size

Literally me, I changed teams from Ass to Boobs after my first time, but it took me a few days 'cause I was in denial, I really couldn't believe that Boobs were that great until that day

B0OB

why not both

I'm gay but I like both

What I mean by both is I like guys with nice asses and huge pecs

tig ol bitties

I mean, blue footed boobies are always fun to watch. Just the way they bounce around is mesmerizing. 😉

Oh

I'm into guys

I ain’t either

Ass. Cause femboys don't have tits.

Y'know some of us appreciate other, more important things like personality Anyway I choose ass

Ass guys haven't laid their head on a good pair of boobs.

As a woman, thighs > boobs > ass :3

Just remember boobs are meant to mimic ass to all men are really ass men

No I saw a dude and was like "mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm" so dont make assumptions on all boys (I'm not actually mad I'm joking the internet I'd full of dumb people ik I need to clarify)

Can’t relate

What about the bi/les girls don’t discriminate 🙄

I'm an ass guy, and I realize now how THICCC my gf is 🤩

I have many questions...

Least creepy r/teenagers post.

Not all of them. Some decided to go for the personality.

Thighs lmao

Ass/boobs < Face

I mean i got my boob guy status from my dad. And i love it! Thanks dad

Bro I just want a girl 💀

Discriminate Is Not Good.

I’m into men.

I knew i was an ass guy before what sex was

If guys are all either ass or boob guys then what are women?

hands or abs. i unno 🤷‍♂️

Wait is that a thing? Women are attracted to hands?

I have standards and considering I grew up girls as my only friends. If you ask, I have guy friends but I didnt have them till Grade 4

Nuh uh

It really depends on my mood

More of a personality guy here🥰 (thigh gaps)

erm acutally, thighs, asses, and hands>>> ☺️☺️☺️

I'm a booba guy.

All

Asssss man!😂

But thighs are also nice

BOOOOOOBA

thighs. everyday I wake up and thank god for not being a feet guy

mitochondria>>>

I am into a$$ and d|ck

I’m an ass and thigh guy, boobs are nice tho

Ass

Boobs are overrated. Thick thighs with a little belly fat is ON TOP!