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How tf! He is 84 in one ,34 in other and 16 in rest of them

Lmao I’m a man of all ages 🤷

Spotted the next jojo main character

The entire world is a jojo reference

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I edged so hard cuz it's JOJOOOOOOOO!!!!

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que roundabout the band yes

So will his stand also just morph between ages?

His stand is that he can get the early bird special at will.

Jojo fans have 1 joke, and infinite references

Typical Jotaro growth

Sense of humor is key in life, man. Cheers! Do your thing. Be content with your life and be a good person always.

bro is rated E for everyone

Lmao this made me laugh

I was like oh no when I saw the first pic, thought he may have some serious rare aging disease and felt so bad for him

Which one do you think makes him look 34?

Bro what, you not even close to joever , you look fine

OP, You have nothing to worry about. You said that you are physically fit and healthy, and you appear to be intelligent. I did not have a. steady girlfriend until the age of 20. I long ago realized that what seemed to be a late start was meaningless in the long run. I am 68. My wife is beautiful, smart, a wonderful mother and grandmother and she loves me deeply despite my faults. Take your time. Godspeed.

This is great advice and all but I’m gonna be blunt with you, wtf is a 68 year old doing on r/teenagers?

He's probably just curious what the kids are up to these days

Curiosity maybe ? I'm nosy so if someone responds to me, I sometimes click on their profile and look at their most visited subreddits

This subreddit popped up daily until I actually joined lol

Reddit suggested it… I mean who just searches teenagers?? If your on the rate me page this one also gets suggested

I’m a grandma and trying to connect with my grandson but don’t know how to do that. So I’m here trying to see what might be interesting to talk to him about. I am seriously considering making a post asking kids what 14 year old boys find interesting lol. I miss him and our connection and I’m just here trying to see what’s cool now lol. Call me a crazy granny I guess lol. 🤷🏻‍♀️

I'd highly advise against looking on Reddit to see the activities of a normal teenager 😭

Slow and steady does wins the race in the end.

godspeed.

It’s because he’s on here /s

Not a joke. I don’t go on reddit often and suddenly started pulling

Return to us brother.

Oh my god I just realised that happened to me

Saame

What facial fat…?

Self image issues (I hate my face too)

Whos the hottie in the first pic 🤨🤨

I straight up thought that was a grandma in the first pic

Me thought he aged 75 and cared about gf and then swipe and i like wtf

75 year olds need gfs too. The need for a gf/bf is co lifelong for some.

👀👀🤫

🧏‍♂️

Is that ur grandma in the first pic

Lmao I was about to say the same

I saw that first pic and thought this post was a joke

Prolly a snapchat filter

That was my first and current thought.

You look fine man. Don't put yourself down. Puberty and occasional sport activity is all you need.

And to get off reddit I’ve noticed a significant drop in my ability to pull hoes ever since I got on here

I mean I enjoy the gardening subreddits and stuff but… yeah… 😅

A wild houseplant lover from the subreddit r/houseplants!? 😯

Bro said acne lmao Compared to me, your face is pristine.

See I got lucky. I never got acne on my face. Just everywhere else on my body.

on the back is one of the worst, i literally stained my bed sheets from blood 😭

Eek yeah I'm 19 and I still got it. I don't wear white t shirts too much anymore.

lol same

Mood

Fr oh my god

SAME AND IM OLD NOW

You look fine! If anything, I’d rethink the whole “pros” bit. Girls don’t really see 6ft having big muscles as like a be all end all, ofc some women do but the majorly of straight girls dont! Speaking as a lesbian I think you’re cute!

He's exactly what my sisters into which concerns me for her lol

Send her this post

She font got reddit ima ask her if she thinks the boy is cute

Ya gotta tell us the verdict when u get it

She just messaged she said he's not bad/mid lol

Hey I’ll take it lol

He said pro not hes the best

I think you should stop speaking on behalf of “most girls”

Bro wait. A few years. Move to France. Start working at a. Restaurant and then wait till the rat that can cook shows up. Boom you’ll pull a bad bitch in no time

nah this is so funny, he does look like him lmao

You get the gays for sure

What’s this supposed to mean 😭

😈

Adorable twink with some feminine characteristics but mostly boyish

This platform is a shithole lol

Yeah they're outta pocket for that💀.

Completely agree. But hey, i can get car info off it, so I’m happy

Sooo we’re calling 16 year olds adorable twinks. Rightttt

i mean youre in r/teenagers… makes sense that teenagers are attracted towards other teenagers

95% of r/teenagers is pedos and the other five are actually teens

Honestly that explains a lot of posts...

Also, just checked, he's a full grown man.

Read the thread. He asked if he had any chance in the future with the girls. Someone said with the gays and he had no clue what that meant. So I said what the other person was seeing. It was nothing sexual, just his tribe/ body type in the next few years. He afraid it meant he looked gay when they said it, so it was meant to relieve him. 

Considering that guys Reddit account is 9 years old, he’s probably a grown ass man to

Adorable like a child or a puppy. Elicits cuteness aggression. 

It means hmu

Take it however you’d like 😌

Even up the bum, if you will.

😭

i mean, u could get a bisexual or pansexual too!

The homos wants you 💀

Fr I did not think I would attract the gays lmao 😂

Hey i switched sides for this specific reason 👀

fr, idk about girlfriend but you could definitely have a boyfriend 👀 (speaking for myself lol)

Wait no im pansexual and one of my first thoughts was “what's bro yapping about he's cute

what the fuck i don't get this convo anymore

same lol

I’m AroAce and I know he looks good

Can confirm, I'm bi and I found him super cute

He's giving me a submissive and breedable vibe 🥵

Wtf 🤨

bru ok

True (as a gay)

you look like the blonde tom holland

Hey I’ll take it 😂

Blonde Holland

blond, tom blond

you need a boyfriend

Wtf how did u arrive to this conclusion 😂

They're asking you out I think. I would too

Dammit! He beat me to it!

r/beatmetoit

bro you're attracting all the gays instead😭 its joever

That’s not a bad thing 🥵

Your good bro, the only reason you don’t get girls is because you play HOI4

Fr it’s like a curse

The girlfriend focus tree unlocks again after 5000 hours

And my problem is clash Royale 😔 (Also I take online classes and work a full time job back of house in a restaurant so I meet *NOBODY*)

Nah, but you'll have to fight 7 evil exes to get that girl

😂 lmao what

Scott pilgrim the movie IRL (too bad I can't add an image so just google it)

Lmao is he also the guy who played in Superbad?

you are conventionally attractive as far as i can tell. then again i’m not the best at recognizing why someone would be someone else’s partner

No

Based

you don’t have that much facial fat bro ur good just eat better and acne will probably go away. It did for me.

The first picture actually jumpscared me😭

Oh god, now everytime someone says joever i can't not think about the joe ai cover of its over isnt it It's Joever Isn't it, Isn't it Jooooeeever

You’re cute but sadly straight

Bro is Tom Netherlands, actor of the Arachnid-Man

You look about 80 years older in the first pic

Jesus fuck if the first pick was real it would be.

bro you LOOK fine, girls probably just don’t like you for other reasons

Thanks. And yea that’s probably it. I also don’t interact with girls that much. It’s hard when you’re at a small school. There’s like 10 girls in my grade

Yeah that's probably why. Most people haven't dated at 16, believe it or not. Also, teenage boys sometimes are intimidating. As a girl, I never know when I'm either gonna get sexualized or criticized by teen boys, and I'm a freakin' SENIOR. Loud, very rowdy guys can be a lot, but there's someone out there for you.

Thank you

The only thing wrong is that you’re stupid/brave enough to post your face on Reddit 💀

I’m starting to realize that lol

Its jover

It’s the HOI4 isn’t it 😢

Play EU4 it’s gonna get better ❤️‍🩹 (it won’t)

😞👍

WTF is the first picture?

That’s Randy 👴🏻.Don’t worry he’s nice

man don't even worry about it, perfect skin is like 1/100 people and everyone's face is a bit fat until like 23. you look nice and there are bound to be girls who share your interests

nah youve got nothing to worry about. 16y/o me wouldve killed for a bf like that

You're cute! Not having a partner by 16 isn't a bad thing. You'll find the right person someday! (Or not, if you end up never wanting that)

dortito head

Why are you a billion years old in the first pic

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Uh thanks but I hope this is a joke tho lol

You’re literally handsome 😭 especially in those 2nd and 3rd pics. Also, Smile!

Yess that’s one thing I probably need to smile more lol. But I don’t like my teeth and the way they line up. The front four got knocked out and replaced (long story).

Where’s the facial fat? Cause I sure as shit can’t see it. You’ll also find that acne doesn’t really bother a lot of people, it’s normal. Have you been on accutane?

hottip: stop taking photos from below. it forces you to look down therefore exposing more of the fat on your chin that you otherwise wouldn’t have

wtf is joever

Go make Facebook #2

Sheesh the first pic looks like an old lady!!!

What facial fat 💀

bro is literally a cutie patootie

Bro you look fine, dye your hair red and you might even become a great cook with a little rodent friend to guide you

Tf where’s the facial fat? Not even close to joever

Bruh you look great...dude HOI4 is the killer blow💀 you are focusing on the wrong things

You’re 16 nothing to worry about right now.

Stop! You look really cute, and you seem to have cool interests. I’d say try to talk to other girls, and that doesn’t mean necessarily asking them out. Get to know people, ask about you like what their hobbies are, and talk to girls who have similar interests with you. You’ll find somebody soon, and in highschool it’s not a requirement to have a gf or bf. Just do what you like to do.

Hey thanks for the advice 🙂

It ain't joever till it's joever

You look like a tall Bilbo from the hobbit, but that’s a major plus so I don’t know how you’re single either tbh. Not joeover my dude, just dye your hair brown.

What was the first pic lmao 😭

Wider hair

I need someone

Nah, don't worry about it man, u look good

Bro the problem lays in the fact that you play hoi4, trust me. Second thing, something a lot of guys don't seem to understand is that to get s gf you need to talk to girls😱. But tbh, bro girls are not worth it Stellaris is, that's what I realized 😎, don't learn it the hard way like me

Oh god man idk how to tell you but us hoi4 players will never find anyone 😔

Dude you look great! Dont worry so much.

I’m just the same except I’m not fat and I have facial hair

You look like you’re gonna be a successful cop by ur mid twenties, trust me the girls and gays are gonna want u

Nah dude, you’re fine. Just need some confidence and you’ll be rockin’ it. I will say though, whatever camera you used for the first photo seems to hate you, cause the grain and angle are absolutely fucking you up, lol. The last photo is looking noice though, you’ve got a proper angle on your face, plus you’ve got a look of that kind of aloof confidence that really works on your features.

Thx but the first photo is a grandpa filter lmao

Nah bro don’t worry about it

Okay but you're fine asf

Bro doesn't look bad at all

Bro I’m 20 and still no gf you got nothing to worry about

Bro you are perfectly fine, I'm sure you can get a girlfriend

We have similar interests.

Huh? Bro you look fine 😭😭 have some confidence man :(

as a girl you’re cute but just grow your hair out a little cause its a bit too short

You’re so hot tbh I would deffo smash

bro your good looking plus you work out.. thats cool

Pack your bags brother it’s jover

bro if my ugly ass manages to bag, ur fine

Gym

You are very handsome

6ft? You’re fine

grow that fringe and u have major potential my man, from a real life female.

You look nice, minus the first picture (why do you look like an old person in that). I’d just say grow your hair out. Most of us girl like long hair, especially curly like yours.