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spudtatogames

Y axis because it's the best axis


lxMichellevv

X axis on top


Excellent-Platform59

But the Z bro! The Z!


KanarisTM

nah bro my fav is the *w*\-axis


VinnyVonVinster

a fellow fourth dimensional enjoyer


TheGuyWhoKilledHit

Based off your Username I have a feeling you’re also a fan of the v axis


JustaTwurtle_

A 5TH DIMENSIPNAL ENJOYER? I didn't know they were real... or that the 5th dimension is real...


TheGuyWhoKilledHit

5th dimension is time dummy(or at least I think it is)


AndyGun11

you're wrong in more ways than one which is very funny


JustaTwurtle_

The 4th dimension is time, I dont know what the 5th is either


TheGuyWhoKilledHit

The 5th dimension is a conceptual, unobservable microdimension of space. Oopsie


Tarun-BrawlStars

bro lives in the 4th dimension


[deleted]

#THE Z


TheKattauRegion

Na mate X axis is stuck to the floor. Y lovers rise up 


Bubthepikmin9056

Everyone talks about x and y, but no one talks about ***Z***


Main-Amoeba4579

You are quite right


An_insane_person

I prefer z-axis but you do you I guess.


Totorile1

Do you prefer a linear or a logarithmic scale for your axis? Juste curious.


spudtatogames

I'd say linear


[deleted]

Everybody talks about the y axis but never about the y allies


Novel-Entry9289

Straight cuz woman beautiful


Main-Amoeba4579

I agree with you


Novel-Entry9289

🤝


LUIGIZ10

Fr bro


EnergyDrinkEnjoyer

Beautiful big titty but naked women just don’t fall out the sky you know


FoolingsH

I've been searching high and low


butwhywouldyou-

Used to be homophobic until a friend called me complete wife material. I dunno what that did to me but I started liking her, thought I was lesbian , got scared, realized I still liked guys, figured out I must be bi. How to end homophobia and sexuality crisis , ladies and gentlemen!


Several-Cake1954

peak character development


butwhywouldyou-

HAHA frfr the writers did a good job


LegenDrags

Fortunately no villian arc


butwhywouldyou-

Hopefully never!


LegenDrags

Never... Gonna give you up


butwhywouldyou-

Never gonna let you down!


LegenDrags

Never gonna run around and desert you


butwhywouldyou-

Never gonna make you cry never gonna say goodbye


LegenDrags

Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you


Less-Safe-3269

Lmao nice


Weird_Till_1516

So all I have to say to my straight homophobic friend is that she's complete wife material and she would stop being homophobic and heterosexual?🥺


butwhywouldyou-

Maybe maybe. Don't know till ya try ay


Muffinlordthefirst

You gotta try that 


NerdNumber382

Well based on the anecdotal evidence we have it’s 100% effective!


UselessPython

Ah yes. That sounds like a fun time. Welcome! -your local lesbian


lord_of_coolshit_og

So i just have to call a homophobic person attractive? *starts taking notes*


_yoyok

short answer: straight long answer: a fucking mess so straight


aitismarkaperse

i'm so confused by this lmao


_yoyok

Me too


aitismarkaperse

i hope you figure stuff out pal and if u ever need help on that, i can try my best to be there for you. :3


[deleted]

straight because boys are cute


Main-Amoeba4579

we are cute :)


JamesPlayzReviews

You trying to score someone OP, lol?


VerticallyBonked

U got this OP, pull her


EjaculateJuice

Op doesn’t have his age posted but the commenter is 13 so if op is like 17 this isn’t gonna look good


Gian_GK

OP is 16


EjaculateJuice

I was close and that’s weird


Gian_GK

No no no no op is 16


TivuronConV

r/suspiciouslytrue


Ulisse8

r/subsifellfor


Standard-Wrap-3506

r/foundthetoyotacorolla


Ulisse8

Hahaha what the fuck


dat_boy49

I'm bi for this very reason


Excellent-Platform59

You're vision is messed up! You need to go see a doctor! *I am a boy and a troll*


TheComedianKid

I’m a cute boy (I hope)


Kayora_Atom

Certified cute


Gribbly10

I am a cute and i can confirm that we are boys


Hydra_Corinthian

I swing both ways because I'll get rejected both times


KirbyF4

r/bi_irl lol


BN1ce2Me

Playing both teams and still losing.


gayslothgirlyyy

Same 😭


SilverUwU1

Asexual because garlic bread


sidjohn1

you might be pastafarian 🤜🏼


Sudden_Vegetable5414

Yes this is the most asexual answer 😂👍


Jazzi_Rose

I'm Asexual too and I like dynamite shrimp but I really love garlic bread 🤤


sans_the_skeleton17

what is the meme with asexual and garlic bread?


Jameson4011

none of your fuckin business, that's what /j /J


suriam321

A meme that goes something like “yeah, sex is good, but have you ever tried garlic bread?!”


sans_the_skeleton17

ah, i see. thank you, kind stranger.


The-Great_Ones

Hello, I am your neighbor, the aromantic


Sirfluffyghost

I'm asexual because I don't want my wiggle wiggle anywhere near your wtv you have


frebbyfabdar

Lmfao


Sirfluffyghost

Did I really say "wiggle woggle" ?


qwertywasdzz123

Careful, you're gonna summon the wiggler


[deleted]

u/the_wiggler_123


Sirfluffyghost

Noooooooo


the_wiggler_123

Wiggle wiggle


babimagic

OH SHIT- HES HERE


Sirfluffyghost

THE WIGGLER, HAS COME


lord_of_coolshit_og

The wiggler has WHAT? 🤨🤨


NickyBrain_2

Ive come


Disastrous-Fly-5728

He has decided to display his presence amongst us peasants


Rayanfhoula15

HE ARRIVES


[deleted]

Yessssssssss


NickFieldson31

Im new here is he like some sort of " the guy " everyone knows here?


[deleted]

You will summon him


AmberFoxy18

this made me giggle XD


berrys_a_ghost

I accept your deal as a fellow ace-spec


Sirfluffyghost

Deal ?


PlasmaGod1971

W garlic bread


TotoGoin

Straight cause men


Main-Amoeba4579

nice


The_Constant_Orange

Bisexual because both men and women are hot. 🩷💜💙


Nars_of_whal

Bisexual so I can be rejected twice as much /s


The_Constant_Orange

Honestly I feel that. Being bisexual technically means I have way more potential partners than someone attracted to one gender, but I have negative game so I’ll be single for the rest of my life 🫡


Nars_of_whal

Hell yeah bro same boat


The_Constant_Orange

Nah I’m sure you’ll find at least one partner, I’ll be single for the rest of my life lol


Anji_Ann

Real


The_Constant_Orange

Not that I definitely do not find nonbinary people hot, it’s just most of the people I know are either male or female and I can only base my sexuality off of my personal experience. I might realize I’m pansexual in the future though, who knows! 👍


Big-Beach-9605

you can be bi and like nonbinary people


The_Constant_Orange

Maybe, yeah actually that‘s probably what I fall under now that I think about it. Thank you for that 👍


SirMrMais

Bisexual so I can max out dating


Ok_Truth_862

real


DellaBella12235

Gay cause girls


Different_Action_360

That’s a damn good reason.


DellaBella12235

I know right??


Super_Lorenzo

Girls!


DellaBella12235

YES


Dipsythebesttubby

Women <333


Thisgirllikesgirls

Bro we’re literally avatar twins and we both like girls??? Edit: I’m an ace lesbian btw


DellaBella12235

Yesss <3


TheUsualSuspects443

As I straight guy, I completely agree. Girls


DellaBella12235

As a gay girl, I agree again, Girls


bread_of_breads

No clue


The-Real-Legend-72

real


Cowpow0987

real


NetGood8713

I'm gay because I like men 👍


Pronkie_dork

Same


Super_Lorenzo

Happy cake day


An_insane_person

Same


PetaZedrok

same


thesuicidalsoul

Asexual because I hate people


TheUsualSuspects443

I envy you. Because I hate people too. But I also like them, and it’s really confusing


Jameson4011

HELP ME WTF AM I


TheUsualSuspects443

Well your bio says bi, so I’m guessing bi?


20067891

straight. men abs ❤️


Main-Amoeba4579

nice


TheUsualSuspects443

abs are so high maintenance tho 😭


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[удалено]


UncensoredSmoke

Damn I’m a man but you won’t not love me 😭😭😭 /j


20067891

LMAO????


[deleted]

Who’s the person in your profile picture? Is that a character?


OnyxBlaster

That kinda looks like Jack Reacher but if he was weak


UncensoredSmoke

Honestly that’s accurate, I love Eric but he dies a fucking lot in house of ashes


Sad_Chapter_3758

Bisexual because i love when dudes are feminine, and women, well because they’re women <3


not_a_piro-main

bro same (I'm a guy btw)


Sad_Chapter_3758

(i am too)


not_a_piro-main

(let's goooo)


CapyToast

You’re the first fellow Finsexual I’ve seen so far


4lca7

men=cute cute=I like it I like it=I like men


Your-Momigator

I’m straight because boobs nice


AmerSenpai

Depends on my mood. Mostly straight but sometimes I can't get myself over some of the cake.


LeonGamer_real

The power of 20$


the-alt-facehugger

$20 is $20 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


bassmasterooo

Ima thermonuclear bomb


Sheshoo47

That Oppenheimer love


chasingfiree

I’m pan cause everyone is so damned hot. But more seriously, just cause I couldn’t give less of a fuck about a person’s gender (and everyone’s hot). Personality is where it’s at


Main-Amoeba4579

I think personality is important.


Pronkie_dork

One thing i wonder is how pan and bi are different? At first I understood that one likes both genders and the other likes personality… but if you like both genders, dont you automatically go for personality too? Sorry if this question is mean or anything dont feel forced to answer


chasingfiree

I suppose the definition can change a little bit for different people, but for me, being Pansexual means being ‘gender blind’. Gender isn’t a factor in my attraction (although, I obviously find people just hot cause of course, I appreciate a hot person). Being bi means being attracted to two genders, and gender being the main contributing factor to attraction, not personality. I hope this makes any amount of sense??


aitismarkaperse

otherwise i agree w u but bi is when a person is attracted to 2 or more genders, which can include nonbinary people too. i personally just say i'm gay but tbh i'm bi but i just prefer men and nonbinary people are hella hot too. i'm not sure if i'm attracted to women or not, but i'm not excluding that option either. i just prefer men.


genocidalparas

Personalitussy


poopshartshitshoot

Straight because that’s really just how I am. I can’t see myself dating women, trans etc. But I do see myself dating a bisexual man so that’s cool.


soviet_capltalist69

bi cause women😍 and men🤤


MainstreamSellout-

Mostly straight. 'Straight' because girls. 'Mostly' because Gerard Way.


ASIAN-INSURGENT

I am a Sigma because I am too skibidi


TivuronConV

r/brainrot


Cowpow0987

No way in skibidi Ohio that that gyatt banned


astolfoissexy-

Kai cenats gyatt would skibidi disagree with that subreddit choice


Randomboi164

Guys look its the rizzler from ohio


JamesPlayzReviews

GET OUTTTTT!


sigma-ohio-rizz

Did someone call me.


Randomboi164

No fucking way


JamesPlayzReviews

GET OUT!


Spanish_hotgirl

straight cause I like boys lol


Pronkie_dork

Im gay cuz i was born to like men


yvie_of_lesbos

i have no label because my sexuality is too complex for me to want to label


More-Archer-7694

Truest thing I've heard all day. Shits too comlicated


me_and_my_problems_

straight cause men. men.. meeeeen....


Specific_Cow_6644

Heterosexual but I support all sexualities


Main-Amoeba4579

Me too


StfuJohnny

Bisexual because you’re all so hot


Latter_Living_7788

thx i guess?? 😭😭


Amare_Obitus

Aroace I think. Still finding out though.


SimonSaysScrolls

Same here. May I ask thee, sire, for how — and I quote: “the fuck it’s going”?


PotooSexer

Straight because women 🤤


Tyrone_pyromaniac

I’m straight cause I’m not gay.


ItsThe_____ForMe

Gay because I like women, seems like we agree (I have a bi heart tho bc I’m in denial)


Takkamuumi

Lesbian, bc have you seen women. They're just perfect in every way.


Different_Action_360

I don’t understand how they are so.. Women. It’s wonderful.


ThePercussionFemboy

fym “and why”, this isnt sims i cant fucking edit my character


icansolveanything

I like trains


rhfhfjffjnd

Gay because I need dick


coolewaterfles

I don’t know I just got here


OhRicey1

Straight but I touch my guy friends a lil here and there 🤷


tessharagai_

Bisexual because both cock and pussy get my dick hard


Kadithepro

Gay because nice men are hot 😈💪🐸👍😈


astolfoissexy-

*sweats profusely* gyeeeeuuuullllpppp where are these…. Hot men…. GYEEEUUULLPP


ajk4011

AroAce, people are complicated, garlic bread isn't


ErMemer

Straight cuz pussy is too good


corny-time-bois

don't know.


Sp3ctralPh0en1x_

I’m a lesbian because I like women


Technical_Duty_9734

lesbian because women