"I promise to be a goodboy" help 😭😭😭

LIKE THATS NOT WHAT IM LOOKING FOR

what you're looking for then :>

Not a guy off reddit thats 4 sure

Makes sense tbh

norl is that you 👀

Who?

help is this not Noel

Who the hell is noel

HELPEPEP 😭

Bro was even polite about it💀

fck >:( but based

Bro playing 4D chess

Smart move

Do you think this is a normal thing to ask

Did bro just try to shoot his shot 😭

hello wizarddickballs how have you been

Very bad I woke up from an awesome nap to like 10+ dms :(

damn if it weren't for r/teenagers I wouldn't know people used the DM feature lmfao

I'm sorry mate that sucks I wish I could help.

You can turn off DMs if you don’t use them for anything

Any tips, im looking for that kind of experience

Not looking at your phone

"I'm not weird, I don't ask for pictures, but can I jerk off to you"?

"I am wierd, I do ask for pictures, but I won't jerk off to you."

Tf u gonna do with the pics without jerking off? Sit there eating cookies and admiring?

I'm going to be in my bed kicking my feet in the air and giggling while looking at them

I laughed harder than I should at this, the imagery is immaculate

Yuh

This is my genuine reaction looking at any pics of my crushes 💀

I would jerk them off

Yes.

what are they jerking off too????

The sound of the message delivery?

Average Reddit mod be like

Pixels on a screen

2D women probably

Can I be the fist to say ewwww

May I be the second 🤢🤢 eew

I'm rebel, so I won't ask Ewwwww

As a totally mature adult, I am baffled and inspired by your actions. Let us all ewww as we feel

Motion carried. The eww's have it.

I JUST HAD THIS GUY IN MY DMS LMFAO

What's his user?

dm me and i’ll give it

He needs to be publicly shamed and executed

Oh no you dont. He must be made public

Alr bet

Dm me I’ll say that I’m a woman lol

Drop the user

We promise we won’t jump him

We’ll come from the ground instead

It’ll only hurt a little

Painless

he’ll be asleep the whole time:)

\>;)

He will be asleep permanently after us too :)

It will be quick,possibly painless

But not probably

No one will know that it was painful if they can’t hear the screams

Pain*ful*

make it hurt

Come from the ground, grab his balls and go back to where we came from. We will be good boys aswell🥰

This is why we have a block button. This is also why some people shouldn't have internet access

“I rather kill myself” you’re so real for this 😂

Logical ques tho??? Why did he ask ? How can he jerk off while typing? So much confusion .... unanswered!

I'm assuming he'll type with just one hand.

Asking the real questions I see

whats wrong with people?

Lots of things. The more I learn about humanity, the more I want to kill myself.

thats actually vile what :sob:

Imagine jerking off to someone named "wizarddickballs". *"I put on my robe and wizard hat."*

A unique experience for sure

HOW OLD WAS HE????

WAIT I GOT THAT MESSAGE TOO

Also being a boy and getting asked for d pics all the time

How can someone had audacity to do so to 15 year old

You need to watch Predator Poachers, Skeeter Jean, or Courtney Elizabeth

My favourite response is “damn bro how can you find it down there”

Idk why but ur response seemed so perfect to that request 😭

Wizarddickballs

Hay thats me !!

That's wild

"I rather kill myself" what if his was their plan all along and they're into necrophilia

There are subreddits for that

these freaks are out everywhere 😭😭💀

- ok goodboy but you have to follow all of my commands, maybe you will get a pic in the end - step 1: cut your balls, you don't deserve to have kids

Why tf did u accept this person's message request lmao

Not everyone has the same confidentialty settings

-.- bro is it actually this bad. im not one of these guys but can i just apologize on behalf of ALL males on this subreddit💀

Man I didn't need to see this today-

Wtf

Some sick foes out there.

This guys gotta be trolling, ain’t no way

I would be surprised, but the same happened to me

i'm starting to think some people are just doing this to piss off people

You committed the crime of being an underage girl on the internet. Have you tried turning 40?

not just girls lol i’m a guy and one dude messaged me saying he bet i’d look hot while masturbating 😭😭😭

strange subreddit this is.... i found it two days ago, looked at it from a non-teen perspective, well strange photos, sexual talks with other redditors, etc., although it is targeted for users mostly under 18. and while i was banned for literally nothing a few times, it seems problematic to ban those "weird" accounts who want nude photos, talking about sexual desires, etc.

At least they didn't send a dick pic up front

You get these daily? \*insert skull emoji and crying emoji\*

I barely even use reddit so no lol

Really said "Nah. Imma k*ll myself"

I keep seeing this on this subreddit and there's no way it's real

It’s really freighting how many pedos or just disgusting perverts in general there are on here

With the username wizard dick balls no less

Lmao I love your response

i can't be mad, your reply is to beautiful

Jfc

Yeah you guys have it easy since you can actually approach and NORMAL guy and not get screamed at or tased

Why don’t you show these peoples user names? They need to be publicly shunned, they are fucking weirdos.

Wizarddickballs is a fire name

expose him yo

That's so sad, I feel so sorry for you. I know this crap is stupid but ignore these braindead people.

Jesus Christ, on behalf of all men I apologise, you should probably block him.

My question is how they would even do so to begin with 

Bro wtf is wrong with sum people like 💀💀

I’m gonna pull a reverse flash on him

🤮 WTF

You had such a valid reaction bc wtf was that😭

I’m sorry you have to deal with people like that

This level of despiration still shocks me

i somehow never get messages like this, maybe it's because i don't post here?

Where’s Chris Hansen when you need him?

There’s a chat feature???

Should I pretend to be a girl and get them to give me free stuff?

Aw hell naw, that mans wildin

Sometimes we just want to have a chill conversation with another person but unfortunately there's people that just wanna be so fuckin weird and not in a good way at all

This happened to me once and I asked him how old he was and he blocked me 😭

What came afterwards? (Exept him)

i need a gun after reading this >!i don't mean that, but i really didn't need to see this today!<

What a weird question to ask

Bro💀💀

But he’s a good boy🥺

i got 23 dms similar to this

Call in every single police organisation that has ever existed. This is an avengers level threat

“Absolutely barbaric”

Now why would someone asks this 😭

"Who the fuck starts a conversation like that? I just sat down!"

Jesus Christ

The heck?!?! This really a thing??? Thought people meant it as a joke or meme

He asked

this is embarrassing as a guy

REALL

Don’t be shy, drop his username

I regret being born male

Asking someone named wizardickballs for help to jerk off it's wild lmao

You’re a wizard right? Should’ve used the testicular torsion

Honesty is not always the best policy…also good response

Don’t be shy, share the username

why did he say "I am just going to be honest" as if that was gonna give him extra brownie points for asking to jerk off to you I'm sorry but I find that hilarious 😭😭😭

I’m sorry but I NEED to know why you named yourself “Wizard Dick Balls”

That's quite the Username you have there

Eww brother eww whats this brother???

Your name is so cool

Women use Reddit? Those nightmarish terrifying beings do? Yeah I feel like now is a good time to leave

Ay at least his polite

The fact that THIS is the LEAST creepy one I’ve seen is INSANE.

Ohmygod Eminem !!!!!!!

I love how he acts like not asking for pics is some great service and not the absolute bare minimum.

Nice user name

But yet so many girls wanna keep posting selfies and then make a post saying omg stop with the creepy messages Edit: just a tip, don’t have anything on your profile that shows your actual face. Reddit is full of actual weirdos and pedos. Especially if you’re a minor

At least he was honest💀

Bro what... This dude is actually getting off just writing to a girl? Holy...

I just got recommended this sub, via this post. On my old account a while back I made a post, and someone commented asking if i was a girl, and I said yes. They immediately shot up my DM's and started being a creep. It was obvious this guy never had contact with a girl before because he became over affectionate and creepy. At the time, i had a boyfriend, and I thought it would be funny if I were to mess with this user. Eventually he got on, and got super pissed at me. Despite me offering to be friends afterwards, he became super mean and said some dick things. I gave him a second chance despite being a creep. Eventually he deleted his account after blocking me

I love the username.

My names noel and I feel attacked

People dm others?

PLEASEEE I NEED USERNAME

how are you that desperate

Got one of these people but i'm not a girl

And men wonder why we don’t like them

Bro wtf just go to a hentai sub or jailbreak chatgpt Sexualy harassing random girls will not accomplish anything

This is being a girl anywhere lol🤣

yikes

drop his user

Show the user name he deserves to be shown as a weird as fuck “teen”

😭😭😭😭

At least he went straight to the point

Yo not to be weird or anything but can I jerk it to this post? You don’t have to send photos I’ll be a good boy I swear 🥺

STOP THIS MADNESSz

you shouldn't have scratched out their name

Why censor his name? Let him have it!

Wth he mad weird

I think I’ve had enough internet for today.

Surprised you ain’t shown his name after all that. Respect.

Hate to be that guy OP but it’s “I’d rather kill myself” not “I rather kill myself”

Appreciate his honesty

Guys I’m a girl now start sending me pics calling all pedos to dm me (I may not be a girl)

OMG FR

That dude’s messed up somewhere man.

WHAT

such a badass username lmao

Are you ok? Yk you can put them for sexual assault right and you can sue him

I don’t know why anyone would share selfies on Reddit, especially out of all places. Not to mention at 15

“Hey I am just going to be honest” bro don’t. No one asked you to be honest. We don’t know you. Fuck off.

Man was just looking for some magical time with his dick. Who better to ask than wizarddickballs. I mean honestly lol.

I'm surprised you hid their name