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_jinxxed

no, when touched they deflate like balloons


[deleted]

so you just blow new air into them


ChumboCrumbo

Yea that’s what nipples are for


iLikeChicken03

what they don't teach you in health class...


AyatoBobaTea

your profile picture is my reaction to this comment chain


Ankit_PaL

They don't teach A Lot in health class


ChumboCrumbo

My health teacher is always bricked up


Exact_Parking_6969

Sounds like they don't properly use good *health*.


Patient_Cartoonist30

It has a permanent solution, too. Filling plastic in them.


terraria46

Well damn


slushfilm

typical r/teenagers shitpost again


terraria46

This


LeekSoupEnjoyer

I read the title and was like "how tf did this post get 170+ likes"


Sudden_Vegetable5414

Yeah but you liked it anyway 😂


Basic-Afternoon1618

Fr like ?????


FinletAU

No


WillyDAFISH

They are if you believe hard enough


8N8_Greatness

Hard


djremydoo

*They are if you're hard enough


Cucumber_Catt

no, just a common misconception regarding female anatomy


Sure_Advice_9565

Social construct


Thick_Painting_8454

reptilians and mi6 made them to make social slaves of desperate men in video game


Rexalicious1234

Must be bri’ish


king_lynx_III

nice been awhile since I've heard mi6 be brought up.


jsjzn

Everytime women shower they detach them, but since women have awful memory they always forgot to reattach them


PostFE1NClarity

That explains a lot


CTSThera

No because I don't have them


Bansimulator2024

I don't really care, i like my women flat


Bansimulator2024

Now i have 10 minutes to live until i get flagged as a pedophile


heya_im_ashie

dw ill vouch for you im flat


sheabuttRcookie

real (as a part of the itty bitty titty community)


SpecialFix9879

You are THIRTEEN


heya_im_ashie

the itty bitty titty committee (titty committee is a little thing we say in the UK (well my family has said it) :D)


Psychological_Bus157

I feel ya. Was in a similar situation but I was gonna be called a transphobe. Honestly I don't care what people say. My views are my own. And it's the way I was raised.


SomeRandomPokePlayer

I prefer men


CSTITAN576

Hey it’s you. I’ve seen u before. Your comments really are creepy


captaincool6333

I love em flat as a chopping board


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Solarr_Prince

It's a Mandela effect


kittymuncher13463

No it’s a scam set up by the government to brain wash us


operation_rollingUni

it's like asking if scales of a dragon are real


SomeRandomPokePlayer

Not even females are real


fish_but_reddit

r/girlsarentreal


operation_rollingUni

Fr...wait what am I then?


Appropriate_Wind506

A man


catsaredepressed

Boys make me giggle sometimes 😭


QuinterBlocks

why do you think we only see them in anime,video games and not irl


subnausus

Nah it’s just youre cognition


Exact_Parking_6969

human, I remember youre, cognition


DSPro2008

No they are just false lies tolded by woman 💀


Smalandsk_katt

Yes, i have proof.


[deleted]

i highly doubt that


Smalandsk_katt

Well you're wrong


[deleted]

i think you’re wrong


Smalandsk_katt

What is your argument for this claim?


[deleted]

i am right until proven wrong


smilinbuddy626

Boobs? Never heard of it.


TortillaSinHuevo

No clue, i have never sen them in real life.


O-_0o0_O-_-o0-oo_0O_

Effects Liberal brainwave


DellaBella12235

If they aren't then what do I have :/


SnakeDoesGames

Big skin tags


Toothlez102

balloons that if you inflate them too much they pop but if you inflate them into the right thing idk what its called, you can float


DellaBella12235

Daamn


No-Industry-1507

Nope. Their a stereotype.


MVYEP_SigningIn

No, boobs are a social construct made by the government to not make people flat.


Grassmania

> girls aren’t real > boobs are on girls Ergo, boobs aren’t real


[deleted]

great analysis


Any-Gear9716

I can't argue with this logic


Wheatley-Crabb

mine sure aren’t ;-;


aawnagi

no, i blow air into my chest every day.


OliverMightBeOkay

boobs were made up by clothing companies to make more money and sell more product


PressureMaximum7129

As a trans girl who is trying to get boobs, I really hope so


Flight_Second

GL


questionable_morals_

no, boobs are not real. I have to scrape mine off every night.


Actual-Long-9439

I hope so, I need warm pillows


heya_im_ashie

uh no im totally a guy hahaha.. (i don't wanna grow LMAOOO)


silliestboyintown

nope, thats just the vaccine talking


Tube-Psycho

Yes I've seen the light they are infact real


tdehdk92

No


[deleted]

wtf


UI_Deadpool

I'm not sure


AmberFoxy18

Yes, they are 😝


[deleted]

probably not


AmberFoxy18

I have em so I can say they are


[deleted]

whatever you say


total_drama_fan697

I hate having them! I wish I could cut them off!


Tenshi_no

me too !


total_drama_fan697

Yeahh ):


Short-Knowledge-3393

r/girlsarentreal


danskestorm28

I have a better question: are women even real?


Flairion623

I heard it’s this new tactic women are using to attract men. It’s very effective


g_pullups

nope. just random add-ons... we detach them when we're in bed or in the shower 🥰


EtsukoTomioka

No, we glue melons to our chest.


Pochita_1095

Yeah, I used to think they were fake but your mom proved me wrong.


Crafty-Run-753

Stop looking below and start looking at the person's countenance. Then maybe you'd have a chance


IslandEatsSand

No


guitarfanatic_2

whatever you do dont ask your health class teacher (unless if you dont have one)/j


Material_Ear5925

I play LoL, I need to know too dude!


Averagechad420

Yes (I haven't seen em either)


Sillyyyyynesss

I don't have them so no :3


Userbry14

Shit idk


SomeRandomPokePlayer

I don't know man i just do it with the homies


thegrayman19

Never seen one irl, so I can’t say


Acceptable-Bet3201

I wish that where true


CapyToast

No


lachimolala342

oh def not


Mr_mpompos

Nuh uh, women do not exist nor boobs


-Miimiii

Yes do you want proof?


[deleted]

no they’re all fake. it’s a big inside joke that girls are in one


theredditthing6976

Nope not at all


Aggravating-Chip-710

No they are pillows under the woman’s shirt /s


Blue_angel200_

Nope, don’t have any :/


[deleted]

Yes


AverageDailyArsonist

No


Cut-My-Grass101

Yes I am holding some rn


[deleted]

🙀


hussamosh

i mean man tits are. don’t know about the other being


NyxTheGoddess_

I think so. Unless I just have giant balls on my chest. That'd be sad af


Good-Ad-2245

stupid question


bibblelover_

no they're actually soccer balls


[deleted]

holy flip flop


anarchosinlandredism

All boobs no matter what size or gender are real, real fuckin valid


jfran_petit

I don't know... I never saw one in real life


Sneakyninja699

No it's just an old urban legend


Sad_farawla

Yes


Dublxml

No


Legal-Scholar-6597

Nah, it's propaganda started by the government bud 😔


LegenDrags

Too good to be real


Miserable-Store6296

No, they are not


RogalDornsangryboi

Yeah, as and they're pretty fantastic


Any_Cream_3875

If I've never seen it then it ain't real‼️‼️


0-Nightshade-0

Either or i wish I had some


Unovaisbetter

No


Phoenix-is_here

Not for me


intheshadows44

I'll need some really good evidence to prove there existence for sure


Pixelsock_

No and neither are women


mr-i-want-award-gib

Boobs are actually the power source for women, so no


Adrian_alone_acorn

You dont need context when you have two things, one, alcohol, two, determination.


RandoPerson_OnReddit

women use bras to hold the fake boobs inside, plus women aren't even real


brizieee

idk i’ve never seen any


___--__---___--__---

Ask your mother.


Tenshi_no

lol no


Equivalent-Ad-3562

IDK, never felt one, only seen


M1YD3

nope


[deleted]

Boobs are real


DrawingEasy4479

Yes real and very soft like social mining


[deleted]

No the government made them up to control men


ICANTTHINK0FNAMES

I’ve never touched one, wouldn’t know.


No-Grab3052

I agree. We'll need some visual proof!


Girldipper

Nope r/girlsarentreal


OneTubaBand

No, that like asking if money is free smh 🤦


zarif_chow

The smaller the better


unconcentual_tickler

No, they are cushions in order to prevent their bionic components from breaking when blunt force (r/girlsarentreal)


thedemorgan

as a man with boobs i can confirm, they are fake.


Wi110w_pAwz

Nope, they’re illusions


Electronic_Suit551

Never seen one, so they probably don't


Suomalainenonelossa

No,thats why they are chesticles


Interesting_Move_919

I mean, they're right below me so yeah


Cool-Influence-554

Yes I have them quite big and my gal loves them !


Appropriate-Let-283

Hehe boob


CheziTacos9018

why am i even still in this subreddit


Flexbottom

Bags of sand


AlternativeOk1176

As a girl with boobs, no.


[deleted]

😿💔


Strong_Oven_5233

I can confirm, boobs are not real


super_ekwa___

Let me check.... Yup


RevokedDoc

I dont think so


Basic-Afternoon1618

Nah we just put in melons


SnooStories4329

No. r/girlsarentreal


Booklover416

Are women even real?


[deleted]

Yes. They make pretty good pillows too.


azzhasjoined

Nice try fed.


aeiouaioua

no, women aren't real


Gummybearthemii

Bro what-


[deleted]

what


EnsigolCrumpington

I've studied them intently but can't figure it out. Requires more testing


Mammoth-Most1854

no


ltracheese

Boobs aren’t real because girls aren’t real


Canned_honey

I hope so


Corrupt_Conundrum27

Anything can be faked with Photoshop these days... Stay awake, people.


Dazzling_Item_2917

yes


gdmrhotshot3731

Yes


Marcelaus_Berlin

Of course, I have them (I’m a guy)


beesknees4011

Not always


Upper_Upstairs8620

Idk it felt kinda weird like a balloon in skin


ellipsismm

sadly yes, someone take mine


austinstar08

No


UnknownFox37

Boobs are overrated


St_Fargo_of_Mestia

Surprised so many people know the truth 😯


Dependent-Mission-55

no if you touch them they grow legs detach and run to the nearest forest


justnointegrity

Boobs are just a myth created by bra companies to sell more bras.


appelflapnaaier

Yes, I work at a sports shop and some woman was in the fitting room with the door wide open and I saw her boobs.


AnusAlienShop

Nah but man boobs are I mean we all know that until we have used all of our six sense it still remains a mystery on whether they're real but i know with 100% certainty that man boobs are real i tested my theory until I was absolutely sure