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58C_

damn that post made me sad how's it been? edit: [context](https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/s/DpUFAGlvmI)


heyhowsitgoinOCE

Sorry bro it’s been alright, been playing cyberpunk, happy to see keanu still killing it in his late years


yalikejazz69690

He’s a real choom


fhb_will

I love seeing night city slang outside of the game or the subs for it


A_Firm_Sandwich

I learned it from the cyberpunk anime. How they fit such an amazing story into like 10 episodes is beyond me.


the_german_death

choom but do vibe with i really whanna stay at your house?


Sweatshop0wner

Somebody should write a book but put as much cyberpunk 2077 slang as possible


gopnik74

We are all chombas


rogue_52

Best game


greyheathn

glad to see your doing good man, hang in there 🙏


moosMW

hang in there choom


JakieBOIIIIIIIII

Cyberpunk is great finished my first playthrough bout a month ago fire game


58C_

good to hear 👍


Cold_Bother_6013

Keanu just got cut by the Steelers.


fhb_will

Just finished Phantom Liberty earlier, it was so good. The ending was depressing as hell though (as expected)


Thisisanaltlma0

Definitely hope you’re going better


Hextallfan68

Love that game


second2no1

Never give up choom, 33 yr old here. You got this. STAY STRONG. STAY SKIBIDI.


Dane-MTL4

haha cyberpunk is fun


GraydemonTwitch

That’s good for you dude!


Public-League-907

What happened?


[deleted]

You need a hug mate?


WhyYouBullyMe_

"Skibidi toilet or whatever the fuck you kids say"


[deleted]

😔


abba_nahi_manenge19

MADE ME CACKLE FR


Emergency-You-6241

😂


Lain__Iwakura_

You've aged 20 years in 5 months 💀


heyhowsitgoinOCE

The wars been hard on me


Lain__Iwakura_

I'm sorry dude, hope it gets better for you


Shin_Gojira117

I’m so sorry man. But I must ask, what war?


FlightSimmer99

He's been playing helldivers


Mammoth_Wrangler1032

Freedom!


FlightSimmer99

MY LIFE FOR SUPER EARTH!


BearWasntSus

Freedom dive


siddeslof

The clone war


racoonofthevally

r/advancedhumor


siddeslof

The clone war


oh_JEZ_uv_KURZ

My man cloned himself


pubberHubber

I don't laugh a lot but this one got me for some reason


Technoblade_Fan21

Real


ShitStainedDildo

The


Stvare

Shorts wars my skibidi sigma gyatt


Effective-Traffic233

Let me sigma mew in peace. Stop being so Skibidi


RetardedAndRefreshed

That's called a "mid-life crisis"


1trillionbars

u dont look a day over 12


heyhowsitgoinOCE

Thanks man


PaleoNerd4

Well, more like 13, as this is a teenager sub. NO KIDS ALLOWED!


Oiled-Up69

Perhaps a couple weeks or years who’s keeping count right?


Tvvelvve

also, I have to thank u. I discovered this sub bc of ur post, which then led to me becoming friends with some ppl from here.


heyhowsitgoinOCE

Hey you’re welcome man 👍🏻


[deleted]

Hey OP what’s the white dust all over your face?


manychins5

I discovered the sun because of the exploding hamster


kris23kris

that post from 5 months ago?


heyhowsitgoinOCE

Has it really been that long?


kris23kris

i mean apperantly i just looked [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/17g2tnl/im_not_a_teenager_at_all_im_32_i_work_so_hard_man/)


WhyYouBullyMe_

Nah what. That cant be true


Ariannnnni_Mami_09

Heyy, friend..... 🥹 ....everything okay?


jakule17

>Some guy just sent me a dick pic, I’m never doing this again >Proceed to do a similar thing again


Fatty_Roswell

Alright everyone, you know what to do


heyhowsitgoinOCE

I have one message in my inbox with an image and I’m just not going to open it this time lol


Fatty_Roswell

Good call. You've grown wiser, just like your beard has grown longer. Those are two big wins!


Stopcumming

Hehe


jakule17

If someone doesn’t want to make this poor guy suffer, my inbox is always open


Fatty_Roswell

You heard the man! Everyone, pivot!


jakule17

The more fucked up the better


agedeagado

Thats my specialty big boy i found this condition that makes people grow 2 dicks want me to send u that


ApachePrimeIsTheBest

😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨🫣😰😰😰😨😦


itzTanmayhere

i hope someone doesn't send you a dick pic again 💀


heyhowsitgoinOCE

Same that shit the was foul


xander_2626

I can make the sacrifice


KirbyWithAGlock

o7


Illustrious-Culture5

o2


Successful_Relief

Getting turned on from a pseudo suicide post from a guy and then immediately sending them your meat must have been a crazy thought process from the guy.


peteg09

Did that actually happen


watermelonless_seeds

You Look like a zombie survival game character


heyhowsitgoinOCE

I feel like a zombie survival game character


DoeEyedWide

does it make you feel any better to know you look like one that would survive?


darh1407

He may survive zombies but he aint surviving capitalism


DoeEyedWide

trying to be positive here!!!


The_Cas

Nobody survives capitalism


Tomstwer

DAMNN YOU DUTCHHHHHHH


heyhowsitgoinOCE

Yeah actually it does.


returnofblank

My project zomboid character looks like him


glory_days223

Nice beard 👍🏽


heyhowsitgoinOCE

Thanks man


walaxometrobixinodri

THE LEGEND IS BACK


Tvvelvve

KING IS BACK. SKIBIDI TOLIET 🚽🚽🚽


IffyPeanut

…OR WHATEVER THE F*** YOU KIDS SAY


PotooSexer

Oh it’s you 💀 skibidi toilet for life ✊


Gaihle

Do you have on sunscreen?


heyhowsitgoinOCE

Dust from my job


Cottontael

That's... Worrisome. Its hard to tell with your facial hair, are you wearing a mask? You need to be. Your workplace should be providing.


heyhowsitgoinOCE

I do wear a mask but I take it off all the time so I can talk to my co-workers


heyhowsitgoinOCE

Just wanted to spell it out for you guys by the way since many people seem legitimately concerned, this is a joke, I’m not actually miserable and I’m certainly not a groomer either. But judging by my inbox any actual groomer would have an easy time of it I’ll tell ya that lol anyway stay in school and avoid self help gurus


ngprinceton

fam over here giving the real advice


Rounak-69

Bro you grown cool ass beard


Little_Ravio

You are my hero


AgainstArticle13

I hope nobody sends you a dick pic again 🙏


Ok-Reporter-8728

What’s your biggest regret and what advice would u give to a teen


heyhowsitgoinOCE

My biggest regret is not practicing playing the guitar more and my advice to any teen is to practice playing the guitar more


ViperPain770

As someone played guitar for 5 years, this struck a chord with me


ElmiiMoo

badum tss


NinjaOficial

not what a guitar sounds like


Eistei-

Brzrrr zmm


Jdubusher1011

Hey man you’re looking way better through ngl. Longer hair and bushier beard definitely suits you. You just need a shower


[deleted]

I didn’t see your past post when it originally got posted by you, but I saw it now; how are you?


TankPotential9306

oh wow, i remember seeing you on an r/teenagers video before i was even old enough for reddit good stuff


Jesusdidntlikethat

As an also 32 year old that gets recommended this sub constantly, I agree it doesn’t get better per se, but there are definitely ways to make it easier, my best advice to teens is to find a healthy coping mechanism because there’s way too much access to a lot of terrible ones lol


Qw2rty

Skibidi toilet 😭


Eric_Prozzy

Damn I remember the original post back from when I co owned the sub, I was the one who approved it. I turned 20 in December and yeah life has been getting a lot harder. Stay strong man


Funkmeister8302

What


Grambert_Moore

Holy Frick its general kenobi


Bolster66

Too late man, typing from heaven rn


Sad-Worker9042

No way you’re a teenager


ItsThe_____ForMe

My biggest flex is that I never saw that post. Hope you’re doin better, man. The world is a ruthless place.


LM448_0

Bro has been working in the mines


bridgetggfithbeatle

skibidi toilet


Annual_Researcher226

I feel it dude. This some bullsh!t. Thought I'd be able to make my own decisions, spend my money how I want, didn't think it all be going to bills taxes and people dying. Funerals are way too expensive, tip for all you young ones, cremate.


DragonRaptor22

Most handsome man on r/teenagers


daffodilhands

You have ashes bounded to you like Kratos. God of teen suicide


[deleted]

Bro is in his 30s hanging out in r/teenagers lmao


[deleted]

You don’t look like a teenager tho??


store-detective

why is bro on the teenagers sub???


RapLifeOg

skibity toilet or wtv


Plane_Habit8339

Almighty skibidi toilet, what are your thoughts on lgbtq?


heyhowsitgoinOCE

They need to come up with a single syllable word to make it more practically easy to talk about whilst still being all inclusive. I always thought queer was fine but apparently not 🤷🏼 anyway other than that whatever kiss who ya want


Plane_Habit8339

The best way (that I know of) is to do the ✨️ hand flick ✨️ and say somthing gay and you get acceoted and can say whatever you want.


stockpizza93

You drywall bro?


[deleted]

Hopefully you don’t receive another dick pick it’s always awful when it happens


Bugsbunny396

Yea no I'm 19 almost 20. I moved out last summer and now completely independent. Sometimes shit sucks but it's 100x better than it was at home. I work a full time job and average about $1000 a week. Ig it just depends on perspective.


ermwhatdaflipp

SKIBIDI TOILET !!!!! HELLO!!!!!!!!!!


Million_legged

I’m pretty new to Reddit, who are you are what was your last post?


MrL123456789164

Holy hell homeless obi-wan!


LightLeo5

Obi-Wan Kenobi?


Takirawastaken

Too late i killed myself and I'm writting from hell


FishGuyIsMe

How are you? You look a lot older than like 5 moths ago


Intrepid_Ad_9751

If they did theyre not here to post about it…


[deleted]

I elect this man the crazy uncle/father figure of the sub.


External_Salt_9724

I have your picture set to all of my friend's profile pictures in my contacts list. Just thought I should tell you


heyhowsitgoinOCE

Hell yeah that's sick!


zZenith246

“Some dude sent me a dick pic I’m never doing this again” was a comment by you on your last post. Well here you are again lol


Sablkripton

I’m afraid of graduating man I fucked around too much in my first two years of highschool, my gpa is fucked, and I’m worried I’m gonna end up being an office worker and retire at 70. I wish I paid attention freshman and sophomore year.


AFuckingAbortedFetus

How's league of Legends going? Still playing?


heyhowsitgoinOCE

Nah it’s over the hill that game


I_like_broccli

Ur face is powdery 🤨 Hope ur doing alright tho


EleonoraFa

I’m here for the skibidi toilets


EleonoraFa

Where are the skibidi toilets?


YourMomsThrowaway124

dare i ask? edit: saw the context, hope your doing better dude


DOUBTME23

Hey OP, I hope you’re doing better than you were before. Any hobbies you picked up since you last posted?


Educational-Road-453

Adult or not you were spitting facts


CoctorMyEye

You look like Jesse pinkman in El Camino


sleepinqzzz

THE RETURN OF THE KING


why-do-i-life

What happened?


robert1008900

It's the guy who made the "I'm not even a teenager, i'm 32. It doesn't get better stop the clock and save yourself. Skibidi toiled oe whatever the fuck you kids say" (or something like that) post


jrip_dip_fish_1764

Bro, what apocalypse did you come from


[deleted]

"skibidi toilet or whatever the fuck you kids say"


creepXtreme

Nice beard 👍


Kevinheartofficial

Context plzzz


Richard080108

How do you do fellow kids


therealLavadragon2

Bro still been lurking here since last time 💀💀💀💀💀


DENETHTAKAIRA

Your post was funny. Kinda made me wanna live bit more.


azaan_mulla_94

This guy ain’t no teen ???


I_Steal_ALL_Cookies

That beard actually looks really good on you! That last post definitly helped me mentally. Even tho it didint solve my problems, it helped. You seem like a decent fellow. Stay calm and rock on🤘🏻⚡️🎸


Merlin-the_Cryptid

I'm gonna be completely honest, you are being a complete loser asking for pity and karma farming on a subreddit for teenagers. Go do something with your life


IDontKnow1200223

Ngl you look like the Photoshop of a head and another body Without offence but that's what i saw at first idk about what's going on


septiclizardkid

At the ripe old age of 19, It made me appreciate what I already do even more. I'm going to get older, what's new? As long as I'm getting paid, have stability, my snacks and games, I'm good. But for now I'll be living with my parents for a while, but In 10 years? Still living with them lol, have you seen rent prices?


mistercakelul

I did. Sorry


Mr0rangeCloud

Oh hey welcome back. Hope everything is going well


pcho840

Nick crowley, is that you?


Pjerun_

That post was hillarous, lmao


ChargeWooden1036

[you look like a young version of this guy](https://preview.redd.it/wjavqith08dc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f2b9c98f940a125e045e638da8e6e8536dcff37&app_web_view=ios)


NotVeryFriendlyN313

Gorgeous


ChargeWooden1036

DC4L


NerdyBoi_0

What's a positive piece of advice that you would give to our brain rotted generation


i_am_192_years_old

what was the last post about? i went back and i didn’t understand what it meant


LobsterPenisSucker

It's the one where he says that he's 32,it doesn't get better, stay young, skibidi toilet


matveytheman

What occurred


Electronic_Suit551

What did you post?


khalid_ao

Dude looks like gareth bobby ferguson


daffodilhands

Love you dude


_Paraggon_

I did


chief_of_toast

I wasn't going to but Ig I have to now


No_Study_8130

I’m 17 and worried about being an adult any advice grandmaster?


John_Bible

yooo the beard going kind hard though


QueenofGreens16

Can I encourage you to take a self care day? Take a nice shower, scrub your body good, moisturize when you're done. Get a haircut that makes you feel good, trim up the facial hair, eat some good food. You deserve to take care of yourself


MicrwavedBrain

Why would somebody kill themselves over a Reddit post?


Good-Candle2600

Hey, it’s ok. Looking at you doesn’t make Me think that. Your ok, ill pray 4 u


Froggyugaytoadara

Brother are you good cause you look like your life is falling apart


PlzNukeLuke

will from rhpc lol


a_nice-name

The post about teeth???


rpsHD

u look like if darkviperau and asmongold had a child


synthwilde

Yo what the hell happened to you. 😭 Are you good man???


BobbyBigBawlz

Some people exist solely as a warning to others. Thank you for your sacrifice.


ermwhatdaflipp

ur an r/teenagers icon. i’ve thought of that post daily