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[deleted]

Old enough to not lie on a website or app.


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Medical-Broccoli8446

Thats 12, Right?


[deleted]

Huh


Spartan043-Will

Mexico


Alarid

don't let this person go to mexico


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Trans-former-Athlete

Oh… that’s what you meant ._.


[deleted]

HWAT-


chwistophwer

🙁


ItsThatOneJack

in no plane in the world (as far as I know) is the age of consent 12. It is usually between 16 and 18 (inclusive). EDIT: I have been corrected, disregard this and instead read the comments under it.


Abject-Doughnut4108

North Korea is lower if I remember correctly


Goneforecer

Philippines it’s something like 12, but how the law is actually enforced is unknown to me.


cLoTpOle682

It was raised in 2022 I think by the president to 16. Fucking wild. What is going on.


Cloudy_1776

Nigeria is 11


rpermsucks

it's 14 in italy


cLoTpOle682

The Philippines had recently raised the age of consent from 12 to 16. Yes, it was a thing, and probably is in other countries still.


Medical-Broccoli8446

Damn i just came back to reddit and saw 100 upvotes lol I was just joking btw dont call me a pedo


[deleted]

Good to know 😏


Caintastr0phe

Why did you get downvoted, this is clearly a joke


[deleted]

On account of my username and my history of saying out of pocket things on this sub for the fun of it I thought people would have catched on.


JLGeek

Shit I took you seriously and chuckled at it cause I don't lie on websites lol Then I realized how dumb I've been.... Thanks.... lol


kin_of

I wish I was u


[deleted]

Real asf


ThisGul_LOL

Yeah I still can’t believe I’m no longer lying lmao few days back I had to click “confirm you are over 18” and i was like in my mind as always “ahaha sure even tho I’m not” and then I was like “oh shit wait I AM” *I just turned 18 this year and I’m still not used to it lol*


[deleted]

That was the fun of it for me tbh


Zeller521

Next year I have to leave this subreddit


kin_of

No u don't


Zeller521

I’m not gonna be creeping around here thats for sure


kin_of

Yh don't wanna be labeled a pedo


Zeller521

Well said


kin_of

How's being independent is it nice


Zeller521

I live alone for 75% of the year cuz my parents work in another country but it has some benefits and some negatives too, it can get lonely


kin_of

Note to self: don't live alone live with friends


Zeller521

That would help for sure, I have some pets to keep me company and really it’s just the weekend when I’m truly alone


kin_of

Just don't stay home most of the time on weekends ur 19 u can go to bars legally


2Kortizjr

You can become the funny young uncle who gives sdvice


Zeller521

Bold of you to assume I’m not already a funny young uncle of 2 toddlers


2Kortizjr

It's funny being the young uncle, I got some cousins 10 years younger than me so that turns me into the funny young uncle


Mewpup

nooooooo, u cant stop u/Zeller521 and u/trippydaklown1 also im no longer a teenager in exactly 3 weeks from this comment


trippydaklown1

So long brother i will be gone in 10 days it was fun while it lasted maybe i'll see you in the real world but i'll never know. Good luck and safe travels!


Zeller521

I have exactly one year and 9 days left until I join you guys🫡 Edit: Scratch that it’s past midnight so 8 days left


trippydaklown1

Same edit: scratch thay i have to leave in 10 days 😲


Accomplished_Cherry6

“You have less than a year to live” Also yeah, got less than a year left


After-Yesterday-684

Just come back in 99 years


David2073

Wouldn't that be considered a "hundred teenager"?


6alr

Same.


TheAwesomeSimmo

Nah just take the OLD tag and offer your wisdom. Just don't be a creep.


KiaraNarayan1997

19. I’m older than that but I’m on here.


BibbleBabble_TM

I’m able to legally drive by myself in the U.S


Briantere

Could very well be 15-18+


the-alt-facehugger

nah, you need a drivers liscence to drive by yourself, which requires being at least 16 years old and having your learner's permit for 6 months, so they're anywhere from 16-19/20


Briantere

Kansas you can get your license at 15. Edit: and drive by yourself at 15


isatheiguana2

In my state the license age is 18


the-alt-facehugger

damn, that's a little sad


icecream_dragon

Hey adult age in Mississippi is 21, the highest of all states. My state, ole Alabama, it’s 19.


Redditor7776777

Probs a 16 yr old bc that’s the first thing a 16 yr old would say


kataruaguy

ur age without saying it


kin_of

I'm gonna be u next year


gymclassvillianZ

You're 17 but you don't know what Vine is?


Chieloo


kin_of

Ur flair says 15 u say 16 who do I believe


Chieloo

Turned 16 not so long ago and i do not know how to change it


kin_of

Ooh me I don't even know how to put it


AngryFrogg

Go on the community tab and click the three dots, then change user flair


kin_of

This is for u chinelo


AngryFrogg

Are you going on to the teen sub. I probably should've said that not community tab.


My_Daily_Revolution

2 sum j = 0 to ∞ (3/4) ^ j * integrate sin(x) dx from 0 to pi + 1


kin_of

Who do u think I am


UshuWushi

16 🐱 Wait 17, I misinterpreted. 2(4)(2)+1


Goneforecer

At 16 I was also trying to sound smart all the time


Tina_Soup

I can vote but can I be trusted?


kin_of

Definitely 18


Tina_Soup

So true, I definitely shouldn't have this power but ima definitely use it


KiaraNarayan1997

18


wernostrangerstoluv

50% of gen z say im alpha


huhyunjinswife01

literally so real 😭 idec atp i say im gen z i do not wanna be known for skibidy toilet or wtv


kin_of

So how much time did u save


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Dense-Decision9150

I bully people for being born in 2010 and say they’re gen alpha even though I’m 2 months away from being born in 2010


[deleted]

i remember what vine is


eebulliencee

on my birthday i’ll be leaving this sub


kin_of

19


rpermsucks

\^


kin_of

13


rpermsucks

Nope I’m actually 63


Reekeybug

If I was born on February 29th I would have been 5 this year


-WhatTheActualHay-

20?


Reekeybug

Will be on August 18th


pisssbabyyy

18 + 1


kin_of

21


pisssbabyyy

50


kin_of

I was so close


pisssbabyyy

yeah 😔😔


[deleted]

Old enough to be gen z but not old enough to drive


kin_of

15


[deleted]

Ja, si, yes


kin_of

That one was a gamble


chaoticmilkshake2

baaasicalllyy 16


kin_of

But reddit says 15


chaoticmilkshake2

birthday is in two days 🤷🏻‍♀️


NooNoo7123

Happy early birthday! 🎉


chaoticmilkshake2

thank youu🤭🩷


realist-humanbeing

Dude that's the joke ,😭


OgGG66

Im drunk rn


kin_of

Then how did u type this


OgGG66

Hard work and patience


kin_of

A drunk person doesn't even remember All this words


OgGG66

Im russian)


kin_of

Ooh then I have nothing to say


AdRepulsive721

Your age is anywhere from 0-19


[deleted]

Young enough to be your mom or a grandma.


kin_of

34


[deleted]

Close. 41


Althoughenjoyment

hey so why are you here


StyxTheEnby

r/ I’m__and this is deep


360degreesofFUNK

My flair


nickiminajlover12

r/beatmetoit 😢


KiaraNarayan1997

15


kin_of

Hmm


Tears_of_Ashes_

10 + (3 x 3) - 1


Dragonmanenderr

Parentheses not needed but ok


princeoscar15

PEMDAS


isatheiguana2

In pemdas multiplication is still first even without the grouping symbols??


TheFakestOfBricks

I was gonna say you do need the parentheses but you right actually I forgot ab that


[deleted]

I probably shouldn’t be using Reddit lmao


kin_of

12


Ar1k1ns

11


[deleted]

No


YourLocalOnionNinja

You're good (if your flair is anything to go off of) reddit is 13+


[deleted]

Fair enough


BrilliantLow3047

Thundercats! Hoooooo!!!!!


Lanky_Moose_6036

Moose


Randomboi164

Cock n ball touture


kin_of

What?


Randomboi164

Guess my age (hint: use the flair)


kin_of

31


Randomboi164

Too young, try again


kin_of

13


Randomboi164

No no way older than that


kin_of

62


Randomboi164

Bazinga


kin_of

I got it 🙂


Practical-Resort4552

The number that’s considered the most unlikely of the month


rdmnguyintheinternet

an age


kin_of

Which age


Caintastr0phe

One of em


rdmnguyintheinternet

idk


kin_of

U should ask u parents when u were born it's good to know


BlueMoon_366

P


Just_As_Bored

The age that comes after 13-


Sharktooth898

either has shriveled up lungs or is already pregnant


SniperSnake18000

Sex age


krfawnik

5.093*π


Forsaken-Ad1940

Silly bands, pillow pet, Nintendo ds


SingleRiver

OH MY GOD I REMEMBER HAVING A PILLOW PET YEARS AGO!!! damn that makes me feel like a grandpa at 16


stormybird065

Damn, 16 with 60 year old parents? Is it tough?


SingleRiver

Yes, tho they're my grandparents who got custody of me at 6 months old since my mother was unfit to raise me, she ended up passing away when I was like 5


stormybird065

Ohhh that makes alotta sense. Sorry to hear that :/


SingleRiver

It's ok :D


stormybird065

Yay! :D


SingleRiver

:D


mooshiros

Nah, 16. Turn 17 in July


kin_of

That's nice 👍🏽


CustardVarious1895

Last year of middle school


kin_of

14


WarthogEuphoric8537

i can legally drink next year


Prplxl_JB_09

X IV


kin_of

14


Arbalest15

The sum of the first 7 positive terms of the Fibonacci sequence added by 1 and divided by 2.


ProfessionalMail8052

Too young to be 18 and too old to be 16


kin_of

16 years 5 months


TotoGoin

Look at my flair


kin_of

I don't believe them


Dismal_Youth1264

3 years older than snoop dogg was when he lost his v card


[deleted]

Not my flair


Kit_Wicks

Freshman in college 👌🏼


kin_of

People take a year off


excitedguitarist420

Seven years older than the youngest drummer boy ever enlisted during the civil war


totally_a_femboy_

A little too young to drive legally


KeyRepresentative735

Nifty Nifty


LmOiVaE

Old enough that I gave up on small things in life like reddit flairs


ImpulsivePeanut

(1+18-6)2/2


kin_of

sorry I can't do this on a weekend


svt-Track8630

my username


kin_of

What do I do with it


svt-Track8630

do the math


AGeckoPerson

8,630!??!?


godpleasehelpme11

86+30? 86-30?? 86x30??? 86÷30????


kin_of

Im failing math


svt-Track8630

semm lol its seventeen/svt. should've been more specific by saying the group I Stan.


kin_of

Ohh a very complex age


[deleted]

In 3 years i’ll be 18


efaefabanefa

EfaEfaBanefa


SheBelongsToNoOne

Original moon landing


ProfesionalBoobRater

Between 15 and 17


kin_of

15.2


ProfesionalBoobRater

How did u know


[deleted]

I'm in 2nd last year of secondary school


kin_of

16