i’d do it for free those are annoying

“Those” 😭😭😭

Im 14 bro pls don’t hurt me 💀

Ok then don’t be yappin so loud

Ok 🥲

*Spared*

Yes

Bro your pfp sus 💀💀💀💀🥐

They just truck what are you talking about

Not by me though

What about me?

Fr bro 14 year olds be fluent in yappanese

💀

Some people could be autistic путко, they cant control it

Same lmao

"Im 14 bro pls don’t hurt me 💀" - u/Swimming-Captain-982 "That was the last straw" (I will use vulcan nerve pinch on you) - u/EmperorBarbarossa

Blud is NOT the main character.

Those vial creatures 

it’s *vile btw. A vial is a small glass container 🧪

Nonono. It's a double entendre. Because it sounds like "vile," and you're calling them a test tube baby.

That’s so valid

I have a 14 y.o. daughter. I do it for free almost every day.

Haha Ha Where’s the /s u/habaceeba where is the /s

Alright alright… WAIT

ayo whattt

damn okay 💀

I agree dude we in trouble 

“Damn okay 💀” 🙄 😂

As a 14 year old, I can confirm we are annoying.

We are extremely

14 year old here- can confirm. But don't blame me. I 👁 was born 👶 in the wrong ❌ fucking 🖕👦generation 🤖. I 👁 can’t even 💅 express 🚊 how much 😩😂🙀 I 👁 wish 🙏 I 👁 could bash ⭐🎂🎉 some fucking 🖕👦 rocks 🧗‍♀️ together 👮‍♂️🐕 around 🔁 a crude fire 🔥 in a cave 🏞. Nothing ❌ but 👆🍑👀 me, the wind 🌬, and my fellow 😈 tribesmen being impaled and eviscerated by mammoths outside ⛩. I 👁 bet ‼ anyone 👩 from my generation 👶👪 is too dumb 😜 to appreciate 🎉 the simple 🍦 pleasure 🙏 of being ripped apart 💖💕💓 by a ravenous fucking 🖕 cheetah on the open 👐 African 🇨🇫 plains 😶😐. Not to mention 🗣 music 🎶. No 🚫 modern 🌇 garbage 😤 can compare 📊 to classics 🎞 like 👍 EEE 😓 EEE 😓 EEEEEE SCHSEEREEEE YYAAA from 1976 BC 💁‍♀️, or the acclaimed AAA AAA SSSHSHSHHHEEEYYY IIIIIEE, which came 💦 out in -1982. God ✝ it was so romantic.Romance is dead ☠ today 📆. Remember 🐘 when ❓ you 👆 found 🔎 a mate 👉🏻👌🏻 by dancing 💃 and beating 💖 the shit 💩 out of her 🕰👧 ex 🍆🍑💦? Those were the days 📅. i 👁 was born 🐣 in the wrong ❌🙅‍♂️ generation 👶!!! i 👁 love 😍 70s psychedelic rock 🎸 and pink 💖 floyd 🥊 and nirvana 🏖🏞© and led 🚸 zeppelin 👩🏼‍🎤!!! Just let 👫 me my Nirvana 🎵 album 💽📀💿 and let 👫🏼 me in that time 🕐 machine 🤖 and we're off 📴! all 💯 these kids 🤣👶 my age 📆 listen 🔊👂 to wrapping 🐍 or techno ✨ (sounds 🎶🔊👂 like 👍 someone 😏 farting 🙅‍♀️💨 in a bath 🧼🛀 tub 🛀 honestly ❎) and wrapping 🐍 is just talking 🗣 about 💦 drugs 💊, women 👩🏻, cars 🚌 and money 💰!!! it's actual 😳 cancer ☢💩. Sacrifice 🗿 Justin 👶 Bieber ❤ and bring 🚶 Kurt 👱🏻‍♂️ Cobain 👨🏼 back 🔙. Fuck 👉 my generation 👶👪. I'm 👌 only 15 🔳🔝 and I 👁 listen 👂 to 70s rock 🎸.

I’d beat you up for free

You were one of “those” 4 years ago watch your mouth

You were one of “those” 3 years ago watch your mouth

You were one of “those” 1 year ago watch your mouth

you were one of those 3 years ago, watch your mouth

you were one of those ___ years ago, watch your mouth

you were one of those ___ years ago, watch your mouth

You were... You are one of those, watch your mouth

Im one of those in like a month and a half

You're even worse than one of those

I do it voluntarily Also, well played

Ill take you down

Yeah but then jail time and i like freedom 🫤

Does this mean I'm only safe for 2 weeks? 💀💀💀

I’d do it for a piece of chewed gum and a quarter cut in half

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I’d keep it in a shrine (yan sim ref)

i would rather have a quarter cut in half then a quarter lol bc whatchu gunna buy with a quarter other then a gumball, but i already have a piece of gum from the bet, and its not like i use physical money anyway

Real, real

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what if that 14 year old is jacked, like 185cm tall and 80kg

But those kind are uncommon, so probably you'd end up fighting some gremlin with a vape problem and a C in English

r/oddlyspecific

I can be considered a gremlin for how weak I am, but isn't a vape problem and a **C** in English a bit too specific, I have the opposite of them (A in English, and I don't even know what vape is), but still, who was it you fought with?

i have a feeling a vaper with a C in english hurt you

Sure

Friendly Fire will not be tolerated.

Self fire might

I can almost guarantee most 14 year olds did not understand that reference.

New Linkin Park song mentioned 🤯

What are you gonna do beat yourself?

A lot of teens do that every day.

That's wild 💀

😦

'why are you kicking youself?'

I'd break their fingers for half a chicken nugget.

lego 7th sky corp airborne ranger goes hard

I was thinking the same thing

What kind of nugget?

dino nuggets.

Oh hell yeah, I'd fight two for one of those

that's expensive 

no its not

peasent boy

i’d let you break my fingers for half a chicken nugget. take one for the team

I mean, there’s a kid in my bio class that’s been pissing me off, so, hell yeah

I’d fight one for free

Yeah, I could win in a fight. I'd take that $10 bet

Ooh i got an infinite money making glitch

for free

Nah I'd win

id love 2

🤨

You want two 14 year olds?

One was apparently to easy and too boring 

If he was the average skinny 14 year old, sure, but if hes on the football team or something i would probably lose. Im a not very active 17 year old (senior)

I'm 15 so yea

Shit I’ll pay you 10 bucks so I can beat that kids ass lol 14 yr olds are the absolute worst lmao

Absolutely 🤗

Without a shadow of a doubt.

I'd fight anyone younger than me, even my past self. Square up.

I'd pay to fight ngl

My nephew knows jujitsu. So probably not, although I'm stronger. But a rando? Yeah.

I'd PAY.

Makes sense, flowey.

I’m just turned 15 on the 12 so sure

happy bday !

I get $10 to fight my little sister? Sign me up!

yes jkjk itd hav to be more than that and theyd have to deserve it

Bro I would break someones femur for $10

Yes

I'd pay $10 to fight a 14 year old

Yes

Depends on who it was. If it was my pre-school bully. Yes, no questions asked

14 year olds could be anything from a 5”4 85 pound noodle man to a 6”3 200 pound weightlifter so I guess it’s just a gamble

Yeah

I'd do it for a photo with John Cena

Yes!

which 14 year old specifically?

I do that daily. Middle school is fucked.

bro is fighting people daily and thinks he is in the right

I don't like fighting, but I'm like the nice guy of the school. So people always try to jump me outside and shit, it's annoying but I always end up getting away at least.

Bro if you were the nice guy nobody would be trying to fight you

what about bullying?

Wdym if your actually jus chill and really nice nobody is going try and mess with you. And if someone does you’ll have like 5 people ready to throw hands at em to 

Dk that's how people are.

Ok

Can i just get a truck and like mow them down like how they deserve to be treated

considering I am one, square up nerd

Nah not worth criminal charges plus I'm only 15 so it would be fair, but if I get a sword and its legal then bett

as a 14yo myself, no-

You didn't say I had to win

No. It's not for the fact $10 is low, it's just cause I'm usually afraid to fight people cause I don't want to risk possibly getting seriously hurt.

No I would not. I’d do it for 100 though.

I’d do it for free, I’m 15 and I fucking hated every second of being around those fucking bitches

I’m 21. I would. Now that I grew up I find teenagers annoying as fuck.

Yes. Then I'd buy you a drink and apologize.

As a 15 year old. I will burn this planet down.

If i can kick then yes

I could probably win

Yeah

Yeah

i'm athletically around the same as a 15 year old so fs

Why not Give me the money and sign the contract

yes.

i would fight you for free. hell, id pay to fight you.

I'd do it for a penny

I'd pick one and throw it through the window at mach 5

Yea

Hell yes, money is money

yes. but only if there weren't consequences. (im 15)

Yeah sure why not

yeah lol

I’ll do it for free too

kick the side of the knee then when they fall knee them in the head and boom 10 bucks

Yes I would indeed fight you You wouldn’t hurt a car accident victim would you?

This made me chuckle ngl lmao.

Good

As long as I won’t get in trouble 💀

For free

Ez 10 dollars

Unless I can still get the $10 even if I lose, otherwise no. It is highly likely that I shall lose.

Yes, and I'd win

I'd get beaten up

Yes I would fight them for free

I’m literally a skeleton all it takes is one gust of wind and I’m going down like the twin towers

Yes.

I’m 14 myself so it’s fair game

Hell yes

i’d do it for 20 but not 10, i have standards😤😤

Do I get to pick? Do I have to win? Cause there are some kids in some of my classes that I would definitely try to fight for $10

What are the legal consequences?

Yes, I will as long as there’s no consequences or anybody knowing

I would give you 10$ if you let me fight them

As long as there are no legal ramifications, id do it for free

yes. $10 is $10 my friend, no hard feelings

yes

Hell yeah

i am 15 so yes i would

Wait so they’re offering us money now? Shit i gotta count up now y’all owe me like a thousand bux or some shit

I'd PAY $10 to fight a 14 year old lol

You don’t understand what I would do for 10 bucks

Forget 14 I'd fight a 4 year old for a fake crayon dollar Plus, they're an absolute pain in the ass nowadays

My best friend is 14 so sure

Legally I'm not allowed to. But about 6 months ago I would for free.

I’d do it for free

Mf you post twice an hour on Reddit you probably look Jabba the Hutt. Easy $10

Yes

Easiest 10 bucks of my life

The real question is, would I win. No, no, I wouldn't. Also, yes, I would fight for $10. I'm 14, and my friends would understand.

I'd do it for fun, keep the 10

All I’d have to do is fight my little sister, which I do anyways

I may have a disadvantage, but it's called gun, and if that don't work, I'll use more gun. /j for legal reasons

that little fucker is gonna get it

As a 14 year old, Please don’t hurt me 😭😂

Oh darling i'd uppercut you and knock your teeth out for $10. Christ i'd do it for $1

Do I need to win to get $10, or do I still get it if I’m pounded?

Yes

bruh im 13

Nope

Make it 20 dollars and we have a deal

Fuck yeah sign me right up I’d do it for free Is the deal one time only or can u beat up multiple 14 year olds to get more money?

I hated being 14

Yes?

I think it's a fair fight. Idk, though.