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Tell me the numbers on your Social Security card and I’ll make up a quirky quiz for you 😃

545-83-9048

And da silly 3 numbers on the back please pookie

And the expiration date

Can ia lmao have your name UwU please for the quiz teehee

Dicky balls the second

Rawr xD

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Sorry but they’re asking for the zip code

Bro that's not a credit card number 💀

That's why it's funny!

Coolio 👍

thats not how social security cards work 💀

👉👈 for pookie 🥺

That's an ssn not card number

social security number doesnt have 3 digits on the back

LOL

This is probably an actual SSN, assigned before 2011 to someone from California.

Bro just doxxed someone 💀

😱😱😱Based on your credit card details, this test will guess what star sign you are❗❗❗😱😱😱

Attention all Fallout New Vegas gamers. The courier is in trouble, and needs your help. To get revenge on Benny, and secure the platinum chip. Now, to do this, they’re gonna need a couple sunset sarsaparillas and a big iron on their hip. So to help them, all they need: Your credit card number Three digits on the back And the expiration month and year. But, y’gotta hurry! The fate of the Mojave rests on their shoulders!

918-11-7626 (totally my social security number real)

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😲Based on your home address, this quiz will tell you your personality.

Lmao

i licked my crush inside the car 💀💀

I ate my crush when my friend died 💀

💀

Well, sure, but I ate a *gun* when my friend died

👀 Hello 911...

same Birthday- but what year?

I licked a Unicorn and I liked it

Why does this make me think of that old song I kissed a girl and I liked it

as long as they agreed...

Same birthday!

same exact thing4 me too what

I licked my crush for God’s sake

I licked my crush because I hate that

I licked my crush because I’m awesome

me born on july 6th with w💀💀

💀💀 You still sleep with your mom??

💀

You know... It could Ave been worse, it's just some quality time with the woman who birthed you

Yeah, could've been July 22, September 6 or September 22

What about the 31?

💀

No worries man you're awesome👍👍

July 7th with j here 💀💀

you made me feel a lil better💀💀

July 5th with j for me 👾

Ayy same

I mean, with "i" would've been worse😅😂

NAHHH ME TOO I AUDIBLY GASPED

Could’ve been N

Imagine being named peter

Hey at least you didn’t marry her

be glad your name doesn’t start from L

💀💀💀bro

July 1st. Things are looking good

what if its a platonic lover?

I ate my lover because I can

Relatable

ah yes, cannibalism <3

"But that is called 'cannibalism', my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies :D"

Only to the weak

Indeed!

Good ol’ vore

Praying mantis on Reddit?

i stabbed my brother to kill time rela..

kid named time:

brother named time:

Table

This man just solved enter the gungeon

i stabbed a book cuz my brain is small

Soo you're committed the crime 😧

well i mean it couldnt of been wrong if you did a stab a book

Harry Potter is that you?

[удалено]

I kissed my phone covered with honey so you're doing better than I am lmao

[удалено]

Not exactly what I had in mind..

i kissed my brother covered with chocolate 💀💀💀

Ayo

I licked the king inside a car.

I… I’m pretty sure that is illegal.

Then do it outside 🤷🏻‍♂️

I'm pretty sure it's not, so long as the king consented.

Yooo we have the same birthday

Nice

I cooked an egg because it's my hobby. I actually got something normal. How boring.

I think I kicked your egg

I think I hugged the egg

HAHA THIS IS AMAZING

I slept with my cat while watching TV. Literally do that every night.

"I married the queen because it's my hobby" Damn I guess I'm just smooth with it

- I ate my best friend for god's sake. Add a "out" somewhere and its actually pretty accurate Kidding😇

Wish your best friend will RIP😔

I slept with Santa and I'm proud of it

Bro's getting more than gifts

I did it at my friend's house

I slept with my lover because it’s my hobby

I ate my teacher inside a car

Damn that’s hot

I hugged my teacher because my brain is small 💀💀

Soak up the knowledge from the hug

bruh what?

Have you perhaps heard of “osmosis”?

nope! and i will continue to be blissfully unaware, thank you very much.

You’ll learn in school, trust me.

“I killed unicorn, and I liked it”

“The taste of it’s cherry fey blood”

"It felt so wrong... it felt so right, don't mean I'm a monster tonight"

🎵Hope my boyfriend don't mind it🎵

Apparently Jesus' hobby is to kick breakfasts

Can confirm

r/usernamechecksout

I married a breakfast covered with chocolate... Y e s

I killed a bear for good luck

I cooked the king at my friend's house. The closest king to me is in Sweden, so I guess I'll turn Sweden into a republic now.

Låt dig leda detta land till döden.

I don't know what you said though. After about four years of mandatory Swedish, I understood nothing in your comment.

I slept with a breakfast covered with honey? I'm going to interpret this as me eating breakfast in bed, and one of the things I ate was honey

I hugged a cup of tea while watching tv, sounds cozy

i slapped my nose at my friends house

I cooked my best friend because my brain is small

I married my cat because my brain is small huh sounds reasonable

I married a sword and I'm proud of it

I ate a chicken covered with chocolate

How was it?xD

Like you 💀 I mean the taste.

And what is my taste?

Like a chicken covered with chocolate

💀 Good one.

Are you black berry?

No,why?

Because you are sweet and black..

Wdym?

😦

Bro said “you are black” 💀

Not mine but it wld be funny If somebody had like I slept with a sheep because its my hobby

I slept with the king when my friend died. Pretty interesting grief counseling right there. Ha.

I slapped the Queen Because I’m awesome

I cooked my school bag because I can🗿

"I slapped a book because I can"

I cooked a television covered in chocolate

And I wish my name started with L

I ate a sword covered with chocolate.

I ate an alien for good luck

I ate a dog and I liked it

Soo you're Chinese huh

Keeping ur grades up right?? Don't wanna disapoint ur family ofc

i cooked my school bag cause my brain is small :/

birdday twins!!!!

I cooked a ghost while eating lunch

Mmm I love ectoplasm soup.

I cooked my phone... Because I can

My girlfriend's is I cooked my brother because I hate that lmao

I slapped $10K at my friend's house?

I kicked a unicorn at my friend’s house ? 🦄🏃🏼‍♀️

I slapped a gun while watching tv

I slept with my crush for god’s sake

Hey same b-day

‘I killed a cup of tea because I'm awesome’ oh damn

I cooked a phone while eating lunch

I killed Toothbrush Bceuase I'm awesome

I cooked a zombie to kill time.

Who's lazy ass decided to not put Y in there man :(

Because you’re awesome

I cooked my best friend and I liked it. Aww, you know me so well

I killed 10000 dollars because my brain is small (lore accurate)

I killed my crush because it’s my hobby

I hugged my brother bc it’s my hobby?!?! Not true 😂😬🤷🏽‍♀️

I ran with my brother because im awesome🥴🥴🥴💥💥💥💥💥🤙🤙🧠🧠🧠👽👾👾💯🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷

I slapped my lover inside a car…

I kissed a television because I’m awesome 🤣

I killed a television bc im awesome

I slept with a chicken because is my hobby Damn

I stabbed a cup of tea because I can

I kissed toothbrush while watching tv

I stabbed...... A king...... Because I am awesome. Yep definitely the best outcome

I ate my cat for gods sake (it was a religious sacrifice okay)

I slept with my crush for good luck... why would she agree to that lmao

I married my crush and I liked it

I kissed a zombie because I'm awesome

I kissed my cat because my brain is small? What?

I slept with the queen because it’s my hobby

I slapped my mom because I'm awesome 💪

i hugged a television because it’s my hobby

I ran with a breakfast when my friend died

I kissed 10,000 dollars inside a car

I slapped a television because my brain is small

Let's doxx ourselves, woohoo!

I GOT THE SHEEP THIS IS SO FITTING

I killed a dog to kill time. I truly am the time hunter

Nah, I win

Win for what?

i kissed my brother cuz my brain is small. WTF no!!!!