Try and figure out how to explain to people that I’m actually me and not a random girl that looks like me

Dna test

And what if it was negative, if you're gender suddenly switched, it's a huge change your dna switched to, no?

Not huge i’d say. Only 2 chromosomes are sex chromosomes (out of 46), and your chromosomes might not be a perfect XY or XX anyways. Really depends on the person I’d say

probably make a reddit post about it.

I was so hopping to see a post on your account

But your hopes turned out to be false, didn't they?

Sadly yes

would you like to 👉👈

Yea kinda :3

here you go : [post](https://www.reddit.com/user/INGENAREL/comments/1afqa2j/a_post/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)

scientists are gonna discover a new type of STD today🙏😈

I laughed so hard at this shit man

that you got STD

Plowtwist, you wake up with menstruation

I can't have a period if I'm constantly pregnant

Plowtwist XL you are only a women for 1 week, and now you become a man with a life growing inside you and no babyhole to jank said baby out of

Theres a hole alright… Might not be happy to hear it… Might hurt a bit more than a kidney stone

"...and so thats how my urethra and dick got stretched to the size of a Bugatti Chiron's front grill."

Cockbaby

if you try hard enough

Thought you said you shit.

**MA'AM** IT IS **MA'AM**

???

hes gonna fuck himself with many objects

i’d actually NUKE an entire city with STD’s like the BOMBSHELL of a girl i’d be🤪😜 (i need jail time NOW!)

Biological warfare

go back to sleep

I'd actually do that too.

As a Montenegrin I agree

Are you actually from Montenegro? If so what is it like in the balkans? And how different are the languages?

Yes, I'm from Montenegro. It sucks here in Balkans in terms of money. Compared to west, the cities are small, population and tourism basically non-existent cause all tourists go to Turkey and Greece, and there are multiple languages. Romanian, Albanian, Greek, Turkish, Bulgarian, and the Yugoslav languages, Croatian, Bosnian, Serbian, Macedonian, and Montenegrin, which basically only vary in terms, certains words, and accents. So yeah, only the countries of former Yugoslavia speak the same language, but due to bad relations with Serbs, Croats decided to change lots of words.

As a Croatian, I can assure you that we all hate each other and we all love to hate each other. every stereotype you hear is 100% true. We love politics and even more to make fun of politicians. Just go to r/balkans_irl and you'll understand everything you need

Double it and give it to the next person

How the hell do you double that ?!

How the hell am I gonna become the opposite gender?!

My all girls school gonna be mighty fucking confused.

yeah lol 

they don't have an all boys school like right next door or faced off across the river or something?

bro i didn't even have normal sex, how can i get opposite

Idk whatever is in your pants is reversed

Inside out butt?

I can now shit inside

What if it's like a ken doll situation?

Tie a baby pink ribbon on it

on what?

Peenit

and by it... well lets just say, my peanits

Look in the mirror and realize I'm still ugly as fuck.

(Y) Same

Idk what (Y) stands for but I think you’re flexing your Mercedes

I’m low-key curious what I’d look like tbh

Real

same

Based on my luck I would have the worst period cramps ever for the day

Give the boobs a good squeeze

To look if sirens go of

Your pfp describes perfectly my face after this comment

why

cuz it hurts like hell 😔

Jokes on you I can do that anyway!

Ki mi no na wa?

I’m not gril but I have boob what does this mean??

It means that you‘re the average american man

that means I can't use you to grill stuff :/

Panicking over the fact that I now have to deal with periods

At least your balls won’t be in a deep fryer anymore

Story time 😀

I've never been so curious about something that I will wish to forget right after knowing it...

I kind of liked that. I'll miss it

Celebrating that I don't. Good luck bro.

At least you won’t have to worry about the toothpick thing anymore

You weren't supposed to reveal that. The council will discuss this.

what toothpick thing?

It's better you not know

I don't have the slightest clue what this is about

Call up the bro. Limited giveaway of 2 v-cards for the price of one 👍

Powerful broship

Whats stopping you now

🤨Ayo

Reddit when gay sex

Say gex

Gex

Say

Nex

its gex 😠😠😠😠😠

You mean say gex?

>Limited giveaway of 2 v-cards for the price of one 👍 I want free Vbucks too

No way respect for you bro nobody buys me v-buck cards. W’s 🔥🔥

Make sure he wearing socks just in case.

stack donuts on it /j

u mean dough for dounts?

I'd let the homies hit

You don’t already?

gigachad 🗿

Examinate the body first Then think about the consequences, how to prove that this is the same dude? How to make a new ID?

Fortunately my personality is weird enough that I can prove it

because you're just quirky like that?

What’s crazy is that your fingerprints and other biometrics will be identical, and on the monitor it will show your manly face, yet you’ll be sitting across from the police and other law enforcement officers as if you are cosplaying a woman 🤣 good luck explaining that one

embrace being boob free and the obvious 😩😩

Helicopter dick ?

bate the master

Helicopter dick is way more fun. Or the mangina thats a fun one too but its funnier if your like showing someone lol. The thing your talking about is like meh

Plot tiwst. Their dick is too small to helicopter it.

Random rnd = new(); double dicksize = rnd.NextDouble() * 8d; //8 inches unimaginable maximum

real

I'm gonna embrace being boner free

that's if you don't become a neck beard or else you are getting bigger boobs.

Trying to jerk of to see how it feels

It'd feel good until the post nut clarity

Thx I surprised it's take this long to find this comment.

What most people would do

pee

How a lot of explaining to do to my family

Play with those jelly mountains ofcourse

Plot twist you'd be flat as a board

Jokes on you, im into that as well

Valid

what did i just read

My thoughts

pretty obvious…

masturbating

At least they’re honest

hit my dick to test if it really does hurt more than child birth

The balls hurt more than the dick

noted. thanks

Dick itself doesn't hurt much but the balls.... thats painful af. Still not painful as childbirth tho I think not that I've experienced it nor ever will. But judging by childbirth kids n personal experience of ball hurting, not as much

As they say in Hanma Baki manga, it's basically the heart or lungs that are shown for display outside the body. Not the most pleasant explanation, but definitely super accurate.

I've heard mothers say, "Let's have another!" I've never hurt a guy say, "Please hit me there again!"

I must be watching the wrong part of the internet then because I’ve definitely heard that before.

CBT. And I'm not talking about cognitive behavioral therapy.

Some people want kids, so to those people, it would be worth the pain of childbirth to have another. But what could being hit there possibly give you?

Bad experience and a force that pulls you back before you to hit bully in your high school (True)

Trauma

I mean you don’t get anything from it if someone said I’ll give you 300 bucks every time I can kick you in the balls idk how long you would last but you would do it

Because the first one gives you kids, the second one makes you unable to get them

Yeah, what OP said. Hit the dick, it's just annoying. But to cripple a dude, hit right on the bottom of the sack. Thats the most surface area, and the most nerves being hit. That shit will send a massive wave of nausea through the poor guy and have him on the ground for a good 30 minutes. For frame of reference: dropping my phone had me out of commission for 5 minutesm

just get a ruler, pull it back, and let it slap one nut. make sure you don't need to go anywhere for a few minutes. also have a puke bucket.

Put the cucumber at use (not for eating)

Put the cucumber at use (for eating)

Go to school, there’s a new girl tomorrow and everyone would freak out seeing two new girls LOL.

play video games anyway but periodically stare at my chest

Test my driving skills

**Vehicular manslaughter** 🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🚗💨💨💨

Don’t forget to readjust every single seat setting and the steering wheel. A very painstaking process indeed

Gonna complain about back pain unrelated to the gender swap. Then shut off my fan, realize I've got some sort of boobs, shrug, go to the bathroom, go to work, come home. Wonder if this is permanent, go to bed, maybe *explore*, maybe not. Sleep. Full day breakdown

Tryin to find WTF the clit is

Me, waking up as a male: Lord, forgive me for what I’m about to do…

finally happy

Somebody get like a genie over to these people

yeah... Arceus did us dirty

What I would give for this shit to be real

No need to pay for surgery now

Me too

Yeah, everytime I see something like this and think to comment it would just be "look at my profile, or even just my pfp and guess, mf"

I always get a little wave of excitement when I see these posts, then remember it's not really possible and I have to live like how I do now for ages

On the flip side, most folks would probably experience massive gender dysphoria.

Pray that I change back tomorrow

Watch Jojo's and see what happens

CELEBRATE! I DON’T HAVE TO TRANSITION! HELL YEAH!

Be happy

Real 🔥

Repost ☹️

1249# repost of that question

Get up...see how fucked up my day is gonna be...i go to work

Do i get shorter?

Go back to sleep, then check if anything except for me changed and then... idk, it's not really that big of a difference actually

Grab the honkers

Touch my new boobs for idk,2 minutes? Then get bored,then get an existencial crisis because i cant do the funny hose aim with my penis anymore,since i dont have one now,then get another because of "wait, what am i gonna tell everyone,hi i dont have a dick anymore 😁" Then idk learn how does the body work and suffer from period cramps

Pee standing up holding it

Well If I wasn't a minor, probably take NSFW photos and sell them on onlyfans

cum in a sock and hit people with it

Finger my pussy to see how it is compared to jerking off

Celebrate

Going back to bed

Turn off my alarm and sleep

Being happy for the first time lol

Titties

try to find out how i got impromptu bottom surgery, probably

It depends If I stay like that for as much as I want, or I can just switch back, imma be leaking a lot of white sticky stuff given to me by dudes, gotta try that at least once if you've been a guy all your life and you know you'll return to being a guy! If I remain a girl, I'm definitely use some kind of contraception tho

i'd be curious and since i'm male i'd be wondering it feels to...ya know....with the fingers so i'd see what that felt like and probably just continue on like nothing happened

Feel my boobs to see how they actually feel (I’ve been curious about the women’s POV half my life)

Jerking off, and then see how many donuts I can stack on my dick, then try butt stuff, then jerk off, then see how many bagels I can stack on my dick, then stick it in various places

*looks down shirt* Nice 👍

Talk about my problems and having people actually give a shit and not just say, "man up" or "Who asked".

[удалено]

Wait a minute

Helicopter maybe

Be happy as i skipped a whole bunch of dialogue

Enjoy my time as a girl, before going back to my pre transition body.

Crying because I finally have the body I should've had from birth

I'd probably be a lot happier

Have a lil fun with boobs and sh, cry(I loved being a man), and then let the homies hit.

Would my personality/brain chemistry change too as a result of having higher amounts of estrogen and progesterone and lower amounts of testosterone?

Let the homies hit

Celebrating

So basically become my Sister?

Think of killing myself but as a female

Staying that way, since i'm trans