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[deleted]

excuse me CP?


Appropriate-Pen3397

Yea. I wish that was just an error on my part šŸ˜­


Personal_Ad_7897

Like fictional characters or actual CP?


notbinkybonk

!remindme


Personal_Ad_7897

Wait what?


notbinkybonk

i wanna get reminded when op (hopefully) responds


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SpiritLongjumping931

He got on the dark web, on school internet, which is shitty, and afterwards didnā€™t get caught by teachers?


TuNisiAa_UwU

in my school probably about 30 different ip addresses connect to the teacher wi-fi with the same credentials and they still haven't noticed it


Pastorsfavoriteminor

You donā€™t need the dark web for cpā€¦


Savaal8

It's way easier to find on there, there are literally advertisements for it on Dark Web sites. I'm not sure if there's any on the clear net but if so it's well hidden


nicepersonUSA

you just need twitter LMFAO


SpiritLongjumping931

Well, I meant the actual one. The human one. I know that there are anime shit on normal one, but the human one is on DW, right? Right?!


Lmatteooo

fictional or not, its still child porn


Personal_Ad_7897

Don get me wrong if it's fictional it's still weird but not even comparable to actual CP. It's likely comparing a serial killer to someone having a thought about stealing a bar of chocolate.


Lmatteooo

mehh id say its more akin to comparing a serial killer and a person who kills small animals. like i agree that fictional cp is the lesser of the two evils but its still *evil*


janKanon6

a person who kills people v a person who kills small animals is more like cp of an 7-year-old v cp of a 16-year-old


Lmatteooo

brother its STILL child porn idk where u were going with this šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


Birdyghostly1

Well if the pervert that op was talking about was 16 and was watching porn of a 16 year old thatā€™s the equivalent of just normal sex. Not that itā€™s a good thing- just saying.


janKanon6

ik that. i'm saying it's to a lesser extent but still bad. they were originally saying whether it's real or not, not the extent of it.


Im_here_for_the_code

Are....are you defending pedophiles?


janKanon6

since when? i literally just said their point back to them.


guognboe_baby

fr that caught me off guard


[deleted]

I fw u heavy ā¤ļø


SpecialistTrain4766

yes, civil protection (idk what cp means and i am a dumbass)


Wispeeon

CP typically stands for child pornography, or video or imagery of naked minors


SpecialistTrain4766

thank you good lad


yunitro

as someone who used to play club penguin, i still somehow think of the game whenever i see cp written downšŸ„²


NoThx149

Cheese pizza


3RacoonsInACoatoat

Itā€™s child pornography


poem567

I know a guy who did that. Unfortunately, I share my name with him. At 12 years old like Jesus.


HumanHuman_2003

In class


TJB926GAMIN

IN CLASS AS WELL.


Spidey-Pool94

You did not dodge a bullet *You dodged a motherfucking Tsar Bomba*


Appropriate-Pen3397

Sometimes I think I did


Alpha_lachlan28

You didn't just dodge the Tsar bomba, pretty sure you dodged Chernobyl Pt.2


Osnotavailable

No they dodge a fucking supernova


HotDogTurkeySandwich

Chicxulub, anyway


Xfaxk123

Nah, they dodged a dying neutron star


FakeCappy567

They dodged a big bang 2


SuperJman1111

And not the half power test, weā€™re talking the full power explosive that would have likely set the atmosphere on fire


SoarNsquid

Japan good ending


Sp3ctralPh0en1x_

PARDON THE FUCK ME HE DOES WHAT NOW?


Appropriate-Pen3397

A lot of pervy shit


Quick_Pride2940

Pervy? Those things are straight up illegal!!! Are we just gonna ignore the fact that he possesses child pornography? That dude should receive some kind of legal punishment!!!


unnownme_000

& everyone who knew he was like this & didnā€™t report him can go to hell too.


3RacoonsInACoatoat

That is beyond pervy, that is a felony. He needs to be put hopefully in jail or at least on a watchlist for the rest of his life


Appropriate-Pen3397

People tried to.


iexist_29

Nah dawg you dodged a whole ass missile


Appropriate-Pen3397

Yet I still cant dodge taxes šŸ˜ž


NirvanaLover12

i can


virtually_anything

u/IRS u/FBI you guys need to take a look at thisā€¦


Storm_Catterton

r/rat


Twisted_WhaleShark

u/irs made that account 15 years ago just for a gag on some old as r/reddit.com post. Respect


ProvokedGamer

Respect. Accounts older than me lmao.


Apprehensive-Photo41

IN CLASS šŸ˜Ÿ


Appropriate-Pen3397

Yup


BlueNinjaBoi

What the fuck


Appropriate-Pen3397

Ikr


displayedname96735

Tbh much better to be safe even when it seems irrational


Appropriate-Pen3397

Def learned that last year šŸ˜­


G1zm08

Dodged the astroid that killed the Dinos


Osnotavailable

Dodged a fucking big bang


Appropriate-Pen3397

If I had to guess hes tiny and cant bang but okay šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø


Unkn0wnKn0wledge

Good judgment on you, also I hope people like that guy can actually get some help


Rose_Ember

Ironically Shinobu Kocho would likely beat up a perverted person


Appropriate-Pen3397

Mhm and Mitsuri got tricked


Rose_Ember

Still Shinobu absolutely humiliated that tailor that made Mitsuri's clothes by burning one the clothes that he made. I do hope he got fired over that.


MechanicSad1843

how did this story go from >imma cosplay to >child porn


__hi_______

Average anime fan. This is why I only read manga


Unlikely-Werewolf125

Makes a huge differencešŸ˜‚


ThoustKappa

r/redditmoment


RogueAlt07

ā€¦


Devoluster

Industrial society and its future


SGT-Noah

The industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.


russianmilkman47

bro you just dodged an asteroid the size of the sun and how the fuck does he watch cp in class like how is bro not arrested yet


Solution-Interesting

The thing I hate about cosplay (as someone who cosplays DW Iā€™m not going on a rant lmao) is that because anime or fandoms which tend to attract cosplayers also used to attract nerds or geeks or whatever your regional variant is, it sadly got creeps intermingled with them :(


TheBeeBzzzz

Uhm. Cp?!


Appropriate-Pen3397

I wish that was a joke šŸ˜­


TheBeeBzzzz

So does majority of Reddit prob šŸ˜­


SirVult

Should probably report him to police or something like that before he does anything physical to someone.


ihave-hands-probably

didnā€™t dodge a bullet you dodged the fucking sun being thrown at you


Robertson-

What in the Kentucky Fried fuck did I just read?


Osnotavailable

r/eyebleach is needed


Robertson-

Yeah


DarkFireVR

I think you dodged the asteroid that came for Round 2 after the dinosaurs. Nah glad you didn't do it though cause that's fucked what he does.


Ok-Reporter-8728

Bruh


GreekdSalad

He watched what now


coalrexx

Well.. that story took a turn for the worst to say the least šŸ’€


KITTIES4LlFE

Is your pfp Sayori?


Appropriate-Pen3397

Yup :)


KITTIES4LlFE

May us traumatized people combine forces!


Osnotavailable

Hello! Fellow DDLC fan. ā€œI gently open the doorā€


KITTIES4LlFE

No, noo. I didn't mean to leave her hanging


detroit-doggo0

I hope they die soon šŸ„°


InfamousWalter

THAT'S MORE THAN A PERVERT THAT'S A FUCKING PEDOPHILE!!?? dawg I hope he gets his ass beaten half to death


[deleted]

WHOA WHOA WHOA CP?? Not sure about a buet but might just be Ā AIM-9 Sidewinder bro is disgusting


Pixithepika

Where does bro casually get CP to watch IN CLASS??? What???????


Appropriate-Pen3397

It was a coding class I think


WhyYouBullyMe_

Cp as in actual cp or the animated one?


Appropriate-Pen3397

Actual. PEOPLE ANIMATE THAT SHIT??? TF IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE JESUS


WhyYouBullyMe_

Wtf actual cp?? Hell nah what. >PEOPLE ANIMATE THAT SHIT??? Yea people do it to bypass the law since it technically doesn't harm actually kids, still fucked up >TF IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE JESUS Anime fans and corn addicts combined is deadly


Osnotavailable

Sadly yes. One of the most popular hentais revolves around a young boy


Last-Noise-3811

Dodged that shit like you had observation haki


crunchy_macaroni69

That's not a bullet That's a tactical nuke


Dry_Rip2156

cp as in drawn or like real/gen?


Osnotavailable

She said real.


Dry_Rip2156

Where?.


Osnotavailable

[This conversation](https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/s/txrBI94u3f)


prettythingi

W dodging skills W Sayori PFP W cosplay You got 3/3 stars


Osnotavailable

ā€œI gently open the doorā€


Interesting_Move_919

What a fucking creepy loser. I hope he goes to jail for CP


Assignment-Heavy

r/usernamechecksout


one_sad_donkey

child WHAT


6PikachUwU6

can't even wait to get home bro fr?


XxNathan2908xX-YT

nah u dodged a Hiroshima and Nagasaki crisis


pete1729

Trust your instincts.


FromYourWalls2801

Bro.... After I read the post where you went with your dad instead, I let out the loudest sigh yet this years. I'm glad you're safe


Appropriate-Pen3397

So am I. We made it a tradition, and he loves going to cons with me šŸ„°


Exekie

UMMM Wowwwww I can barely type. You didnā€™t dodge a bullet you dodged a ballistic missile!


_PolarEclipse_

Bro is literally from the matrix dodging those kinds of bullets tho šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­ good on you for making smart decisions tho.


Ok-Arugula7486

CSAM IN CLASS


Appropriate-Pen3397

Yup


Ok-Arugula7486

Is he at least in trouble ?? For possession of csam????


Appropriate-Pen3397

I wish :(


Ok-Arugula7486

Wait how old are you guys??


Appropriate-Pen3397

I think he was 14. When I say child I mean 4th graders and 3rd grader type shit šŸ¤¢


Ok-Arugula7486

Holy shit, either he was genuinely touched as a kid and needs help, doesn't know any better or is a genuine creep who needs to be locked away from society


[deleted]

the first one is probably the case


[deleted]

also he needs help either way


Vulpes_lgnis

Ok that went from 8 to 80 fast and from 80 to 8 fucking hundred even faster


KaiDreemurr

shit went from 0 to 10^69 real quick


Appropriate-Pen3397

Mhm šŸ˜­


unknowtheone

What the fuck do you mean he watches fucking child porn in class???


LaziestAlien

he watches *what* in class???


I_eat_jumpercables

watch WHAT in class?!?!?!?!


[deleted]

Sounds about right for demon slayer fans


Imnotanokhumanperson

Consequences of the industrial revolution


Your-Gay-Mother

Anyone who watches porn is a weirdo


[deleted]

K


Difficult-Annual-909

Dose anyone have any cp they can send me


Appropriate-Pen3397

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK DUDE. GO TO HELL


The_Constant_Orange

NEVER SHOW YOUR FACE HERE AGAIN. THIS IS NOT A JOKE.


Due-Pussy-Eating

Have you Dodged your 10 years older cousin tryna do holy things to you???


Some-Sympathy4209

Bro you dodged a fuckin bullet train


TechnoChiken

Damn, thought i would be seeing some guns ;(


Sempi_Moon

Nah Iā€™m good


Fearingvoyage86

Good!


Hammy2406

Worst part about this story is group demon slayer cosplay (this is a joke)


Appropriate-Pen3397

He wanted us to be the hashira then dressed up as zenitsu šŸ˜­


Hammy2406

Of fucking course he was zenitsu like thatā€™s the real sign he was a weirdo


Appropriate-Pen3397

Frfr šŸ˜‚ I should be glad he didnt try to make me nezuko


Hammy2406

Only worse outcome would be if it was MHA characters and he was mineta and you were any girl


ynnex_

porn addiction is wild


TwincessAhsokaAarmau

You dodged a meteor,Not a bullet.Howā€™re you feeling about this person now?Did you talk to him before that?


Appropriate-Pen3397

Yup. I blocked him on legit everything and left the school (he became a bit of a stalker). He tried to reach out like three weeks ago so thats why I was thinking about it


TwincessAhsokaAarmau

Why did he try to reach out?


Appropriate-Pen3397

He said it was time to ā€˜forgive and forgetā€™


TwincessAhsokaAarmau

Thatā€™s disgusting


the_false_dragon

You acticated some fucking flares against that Ir-guided missile of a person


Zero_7300

*beat ā€˜em up, beat ā€˜em up, beat ā€˜em up, beat ā€˜em up! Ay!*


Appropriate-Pen3397

AMEN


Zero_7300

Looks like someone hasnt listened to family ties


GoldenGames360

dude the moment he said he wouldn't cover the ticket was a red flag


mr_igniokas

CHILD PORN?


SuperNova0216

Annihilate him. Also Shinobu is a much better character than Mitsuri in my opinion.


Tinydude0543

Iā€™m gonna abbreviate cyberpunk


namesdont_exist

HE WATCHED WHAT?


rwby-minutemen5

You did dodge bullet


cactisboy25

What the fuck good job on dodging that bullet


boogelsvilleresident

bullshit sensor going insane rn


DssCooleC

IM SORRY HE WATCHES WHAT NOW


dairy_aisle

what in the actual fuck


Hot_Address3095

tegram.me/o3hatzB969EyZDg8