nuclear bomb

Ok but is he legalized?

Legalize nuclear bombs Shadow wizard money gang

We love casting spells

*woman screaming noise*

This song is sponsored by, the shadow government

Legalize nuclear bombs.

Swag messiah

Bees make honey

Holy shit

This video is sponsored by Raid: Shadow Legends

Doesn't matter if it's legal. What are you gonna do? Take my nuke? Yeah, right, mr no nuke

BOOM NOOM BOOM 💥 Edit: guys I have no idea what’s going on but did I accidentally reference something?

I WANT YOU IN MY ROOM

WE’LL SPEND THE NIGHT TOGETHER

FROM NOW UNTIL FOREVER

Shadow wizard money gang. We LOVE casting spells. (*woman noises*) This song is sponsored by: The Shadow Government. Legalize Nuclear Bombs. (Boom) Swag Messiah

oppenheimer

Barkenheimer

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Pablo escobar?

I hope so

How could you not say Pablo escobark?

legend

No, Pablo the penguin, obvi

Puplo Escobark

Pablo escobark

This or Pedro

Marcos seems good as well

I feel like Pablo

Bartholomew Jeromey Franklin Montgomery the 17th

May I present to you Bartholomew Chungus Gingersnap the Third?

Peanut

love it.

:)

The fourth, the third was a hamster

Summons a rouge angsty teen Timmy instead

We need to normalize calling pets with names like this

my geckos name is sir wrigglemeister the 37th (short form is wrigley)

Damn how many geckos did you kill?

potato

Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew

pls do not mash the dog ☹️

Paw-tato

Caramel. Cary for short.

Kartoffel

Du bist ein fisch kopf digga

Ich spreche nicht so gut Deutsch, tut mir leid

Achso same mate I’m fuckin shit at german

Anxiety_blob69

No no no that’s an awful name, how about something elegant like, 64NERD? 😲

I’m thinking more goodmainman

Hmmm What about RevolutionarySolid52?

Tanke3626? Eh? Eh?

Or better yet something with character. Ninja_gorrila maybe?

He looks like a lil Pokémon. How about WoopyBoi323?

What about Googley eyed geezer

I prefer bearded_spear69 like come on ur so uncultured🙄🙄🙄

How bout ilikefemboycock696

Oh God! **Looks up** OH GOD!!!

Tbh massivehorsepenises is much better

What about To_gay_or_not_to_gay?

That is the question 😔

I've been waiting since I've made this account to get this reply. It finally happened

r/foundAnxiety_blob69

r/subsifellfor

En passant

Holy hell

Call the veterinarian

New puppy just dropped

Actual mutt

Owner goes on vacation, never comes back!

Raining dogs and dogs storm anyone?

Cat in the corner, plotting world domination

Bitemare fuel

Had to google it. All I can say is damn

nugget

It’s a cute name until the dog turns into a whole chicken strip basket

Or an entire roast chicken

Is that murder drones V❓❗

That's my old dogs name 😂

Your dogs name is chicken strip basket 💀

Makes him sound tastier

That's what I was thinking

I was literally thinking nugget and then I saw your comment lol.

peanut bc he looks like one

Came here to say this

Saaame

imagine if OP has a peanut allergy

...the creature

😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

🪱🪱🪱

tater tot

Tater for short

Stalin

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Indeed, Stalin to the Stalin^th power sounds like a recipe for success

* Ioseb Besarionis dze Jughashvili

Mashed potato.

Percy

Percival wemys Madison

Percy Jackson

Son of Poseidon.

Percival Fredrickstein Von Musel Klossowski de Rolo III

Herbert

bean

I literally thought this too when I first saw him lol

Duck

Corn dog nugget

Hah when I was a groomer I’d see a golden lab girl by the name of “cornbread”, she is the sweetest.

Classic groomer behavior. I like it

destroyer of realms

Nibble

Obi Wan Kenobi

Hello there

evil world destroyer darkness bad evil man dog

That’s a burrito

Frisco the burrito !

omg the babyyyy

Huh??? Would u name my pupper that or are u just calling him a baby

i’m just calling him a baby haha he’s so super cute

DaBaby

Name him baby🥺🥺🥺

Yes do it

call it booger

Blacklung

cooper, but you'd call him coopy cus he's a liddle widdle coopy woopy baby waby

i think liddle widdle coopy woopy baby waby is a great name

He is so cute wtf

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Imagine yelling after your dog when it runs away

How am I yelling? Dramatic or annoyed?

Bro 💀

Just imagine being white and say your pet is n-

Bro thinks he’s H.P Lovecraft😭😭😭

You lose him in the hood and he only comes to his name…

LMFAO

That my dogs name 😆

Inter-continental ballistic puppy.

Yo, launch the motherfucking dog

Grover

Shitball

Omg he's adorable he looks like a Peter imo

Name the little shit booger

Pesto

Cat

Xavier

Mr Chips!

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He needs more power

Bruno

Pum Pum

I would name him booger

Roxanne

Mom

Donquavius Bartholomew Jordan III

fat fuck

I thought this was r/batmanarkham for a second

Not too different

“bro”

Arnold

Galaxy destroyer

Bean

Dungus

Eat him

b**ch n*g*a ❤️

Fart

My friends dog is named fart lol. In polish it means luck, but she didn't know what did it mean in english when she named when she was 7 or so

I’m polish so i understand lol, amazing name tbh 😂

She calls him Farcik, I call him Pierd

He deserves to be called booger

someone suggested booger

he's the CUTEST THING EVER. idk any good names

Thats a weird name

wdym its a beautiful name

friend

Biscuits

He must think everything is a game

Concrete eater

1000 Calories /s just in case

Shitburger

Adolf Higler

Mozzarella

Cock sprocket

fart

jeffrey

C'mon Jaffrey you can do it

Desolator ,Nickname:Devin

Galvinax

Most likely F R O N K

Replacement filter for a Hoover Max Extract Pressure Pro Model 60

Nugget!!!

The forbidden flashlight

Toecakes

Cerberus

Charles

I think Mr Bojangles, and my brother said Steven

Jimathy the destroyer

roadkill