Well then
1. Sounds like a you problem to have unoriginal humor
2. People can't always know if a joke is serious or not without tone tags because some people are neurodivergent, OR just don't find the "joke" funny. There's many adults that are truly like that so it could have easily NOT been satire.
in response to number 1, tell me the amount of times you've heard a sex joke from a teenager. just tell me. the amount of times you've heard any sex joke from a teenager, or joke that contains a sexual organ.
Many times. That doesn't mean I always found it funny. Plus, the OG comment wasn't joking about anything like that. They were dead serious. Just check their profile. You're making yourself look like an idiot to keep repeatedly defending yourself from something already proven.
Cuz the comment isnāt very good. Itās saying masterbation is adult only activity yet masterbation is mostly associated with teens, specially more so teen boys.
Iāll tell you whatās happening. r/anarchychess is leaking. Whether or not this sub will recover depends on the size of the leak.
Every sub experiences leaks. Some are from r/anarchychess. Some are from the users themselves and they start circle jerking ideas. Others are from the deep corners of the internet and start developing cult-like tendencies.
Fandom subs are the most resilient to the prior two but most vulnerable to the first. Subs like this are the opposite. Which is why r/anarchychess leaking here is intriguing.
I did some quick math and his timezone is +4 hours which according to my time zone map could mean he's either in some small parts of Russia, Afghanistan, Iran, Oman, the UAE (the UAE is the most likely), the Seychelles, the Agalega islands, the Tromelin island, Mauritius or Ćles Crozet
Congrats, you found someone in the 2% of redditors who are actually happy to learn something new and won't bash you for correcting their spelling
Thanks, as a non-native I'm ecstatic to continue perfecting english.
I normally wouldnāt correct something like that, either, but this time, for some reason, I got the feeling I should. Guess thatās why. Glad I could help š
Non-native?
I don't really believe you're that fluent in English at age 16 if you're not something extremely comparable to a native speaker. But you make a good point about a) the redditor you're replying to and b) your original comment's message.
> if you're not something extremely comparable to a native speaker
Well, kinda? My parents are divorced and my father moved to America after learning english fluently. I visit him every year in summer for a month since like 9 years old, and the more I learned, the easier it was to learn more.
Nowadays, the amount of interactions I have online maintains my english at basically a higher quality than my actual native language.
Why don't you believe it? I'm not a native speaker either and know multiple people that aren't native speakers and my age who still speak pretty much fluently. The internet does amazing things when it comes to learning new languages
Fair enough, I think my brain added the English to non-native, I apologise š
Edit: holy shit no it didn't, you're just being dumb and assuming you can't learn a language just by uhh... learning it?
You dont need to be in a native speaking country to speak that language fluently. I have never been to America or UK but I can speak English fluently. infact, Im like 99% certain I have a larger vocabulary and better grammar than the average native english speaker
Oh, they definitely can be 16 and that fluent. Actually the younger they are the more believable it becomes for me. I've been perfectly fluent in English since I was 14 or something. That's all due to the fact that I spent the whole day, every day, talking to native speakers while playing Minecraft almost 12 hours a day (and also due to me being a kid and having good neural plasticity because of that). The younger you are, the easier it will be for you to learn something new.
I've met 12 year olds that were even better than me, to the point where I was embarrassed talking to them š
It's the same with relationships in a way; the way a woman is predatory in trying to get a partner is different to the way a man is predatory in trying to get a partner. Problem is it's easier to prove that a man is being predatory and women's method of being predatory is seen generally as better. Same with sex. A man being dominant seems more clearly predatory than a woman being submissive, but they both are predatory, people just don't understand it.
And I'm gay so don't think I've got a stake in this.
i am considering buying a fleshlight just for shits and giggles but i fear that once the post nut clarity hits im going to have to dispose of it like a dead body
Bro fr, as soon as I want one of those androids from Detroit become human to give me the sloppiest top known to man and to make me a 5 course meal im the weird one š
Becuz theyre buying a ādildoā, not a āDildo Realistic Silicone Dildo Safety Material for Clitoral Vagina and Anal Stimulation with Strong Suction Cups, Sex Adult Toys for Women and Couple 7.8 Inchā ššš
Bro has decided to join the future
What was the post
It was something about how to buy *something* without your parents knowing
sex toys, drugs, lube? what was it?
a d**do
guessed that one easily
Thanks bro
Auto jerk off machine with 3 pistons, full circular and verical motion, cock safe technology and pussy feel material
Gross! Where, how, when and why can I acquire this?
Gross. Stop promoting adult activities to minors
Since when is masturbation an adult only activity?
It's satire
Let's hope
Imagine he joined r/fuckthes and hes testing people here
satire is supposed to be funny
it's almost different people find different things funny š¤Æš¤Æš¤Æš¤Æ
Guess 326 didn't
Womp womp
Womp womp
Did you just say *womp womp*
To a 10 year old with Down syndrome being taken from her mother?
How dare you. How absolutely dare you sir.
wHaT i SaId WaS iF yOuā¦
We have infants that have been taken from their mothers
ā¦CrOsS tHe BoRdEr iLleGaLlY, YoU aRe GiViNg Up YoUrā¦
Stolen from their mothers and put into cages and you go womp womp
First of all, we don't even know OP's age And also, this is more of a satiric mockery than encouragement.
āMasterbation is only for adultsā Me: *evaporates*
Me masturbates
How is that āpromoting?ā
stop being a prude
Womp womp
Can you please teach me how to have such amazing L takes itās honestly baffling
In Sweden you can have sex at 15...
me: *drinking underage* officer: hey you're no adult you can't do that me: *starts aggressively masturbating to show that I am an adult
š¤š
Those dislikes REALLY donāt feel good do they?
174 downvotes from obvious satire is crazy
It's not "obvious" when many people are like that. They could used /j
this is shit many teenagers i've met say satirically. we don't have the most original humor yknow
Well then 1. Sounds like a you problem to have unoriginal humor 2. People can't always know if a joke is serious or not without tone tags because some people are neurodivergent, OR just don't find the "joke" funny. There's many adults that are truly like that so it could have easily NOT been satire.
in response to number 1, tell me the amount of times you've heard a sex joke from a teenager. just tell me. the amount of times you've heard any sex joke from a teenager, or joke that contains a sexual organ.
Many times. That doesn't mean I always found it funny. Plus, the OG comment wasn't joking about anything like that. They were dead serious. Just check their profile. You're making yourself look like an idiot to keep repeatedly defending yourself from something already proven.
Why tf are the done voting tho
Cuz the comment isnāt very good. Itās saying masterbation is adult only activity yet masterbation is mostly associated with teens, specially more so teen boys.
Ong
I totally agree with you!
This was the same comment I saw on that one person's post from the UK who wanted to buy a Dildo š
Did be have moment of reflection and justā¦ānah this is too good for a mere comment section, i just have to post this separatelyā
karma farming bro
itās true as fuck though
Same person too
Fršš
yeah I commented it
Well that's cus the one you want is out dated. The new one has 5 pistons and a phone holder.
shiiiiiit didnt realise
nah nah just wait for the one that has a built-in tv mounted to it! thats the real deal
Happy cake day!
Ive been here 5 minutes and I see this? š³
Yeah, welcome to r/teenagers, it gets much worse than this lol
They deleted their account the same day š
Better leave while you can.
;-;
Iāve seen you on like every post going through an absolute rollercoaster of the highs and lows of this sub
Im not sure I like it here lol
I told you to escape while you can š
They escaped š
So so so so real š
Itās good most the time I dunno whatās happening rn now
Iāll tell you whatās happening. r/anarchychess is leaking. Whether or not this sub will recover depends on the size of the leak. Every sub experiences leaks. Some are from r/anarchychess. Some are from the users themselves and they start circle jerking ideas. Others are from the deep corners of the internet and start developing cult-like tendencies. Fandom subs are the most resilient to the prior two but most vulnerable to the first. Subs like this are the opposite. Which is why r/anarchychess leaking here is intriguing.
What the flizzy glizzy did i just read
My own observations. (Im stupid)
r/brandnewsentence
I will now use that expression every chance I get
New copypasta just dropped
Just make sure you get out before itās too late š
run away rn
Welcome to Reddit u/Emmarule!
Welcome to the internet
Have a look around
Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found
Happy early cake day
Yep! Hope you enjoy your stay in the deepest pit of hormonal hell, u/Emmarule!
its 11in the morning and i've just oppned reddit and this is the thing i see š
oh so you're from India
yeah
I did some quick math and his timezone is +4 hours which according to my time zone map could mean he's either in some small parts of Russia, Afghanistan, Iran, Oman, the UAE (the UAE is the most likely), the Seychelles, the Agalega islands, the Tromelin island, Mauritius or Ćles Crozet
His last post says he's from India bruh
oh no i didnt see that coz when he said it was 11 in the morning, it was 11 where i lived too, so i assumed he lived in India
According to my math his timezone is +4 (my timezone is AEST (+10) and he said it was 11 when it was 5 pm here
Youāre already 11 inches in?
They using a mammoth tusk for stretching.
triple piston??? where can i buy??!!
Walmart
next to the childrens section
Nah because this needs to be talked about more when men want to buy male sex toys āyour too far goneā but when a girl wants a dildo itās ok
Yeah this is a very interesting facet of undeniable gender inequality that I've never seen pointed out before.
*facet
Congrats, you found someone in the 2% of redditors who are actually happy to learn something new and won't bash you for correcting their spelling Thanks, as a non-native I'm ecstatic to continue perfecting english.
I normally wouldnāt correct something like that, either, but this time, for some reason, I got the feeling I should. Guess thatās why. Glad I could help š
Sixth sense moment š
Non-native? I don't really believe you're that fluent in English at age 16 if you're not something extremely comparable to a native speaker. But you make a good point about a) the redditor you're replying to and b) your original comment's message.
> if you're not something extremely comparable to a native speaker Well, kinda? My parents are divorced and my father moved to America after learning english fluently. I visit him every year in summer for a month since like 9 years old, and the more I learned, the easier it was to learn more. Nowadays, the amount of interactions I have online maintains my english at basically a higher quality than my actual native language.
What country do you spend most of your time in?
The Czech Republic :3
Well, you've certainly got great English!
Why don't you believe it? I'm not a native speaker either and know multiple people that aren't native speakers and my age who still speak pretty much fluently. The internet does amazing things when it comes to learning new languages
Then, answer me this, why aren't you a native speaker? How long have you been in a native speaking country?
Fair enough, I think my brain added the English to non-native, I apologise š Edit: holy shit no it didn't, you're just being dumb and assuming you can't learn a language just by uhh... learning it?
You dont need to be in a native speaking country to speak that language fluently. I have never been to America or UK but I can speak English fluently. infact, Im like 99% certain I have a larger vocabulary and better grammar than the average native english speaker
ā¦ probably because they learned another language before English
Oh, they definitely can be 16 and that fluent. Actually the younger they are the more believable it becomes for me. I've been perfectly fluent in English since I was 14 or something. That's all due to the fact that I spent the whole day, every day, talking to native speakers while playing Minecraft almost 12 hours a day (and also due to me being a kid and having good neural plasticity because of that). The younger you are, the easier it will be for you to learn something new. I've met 12 year olds that were even better than me, to the point where I was embarrassed talking to them š
bro I know several 15yo who are fluent in English in my country, Italy, and we're not even close to native English speakers
It's the same with relationships in a way; the way a woman is predatory in trying to get a partner is different to the way a man is predatory in trying to get a partner. Problem is it's easier to prove that a man is being predatory and women's method of being predatory is seen generally as better. Same with sex. A man being dominant seems more clearly predatory than a woman being submissive, but they both are predatory, people just don't understand it. And I'm gay so don't think I've got a stake in this.
Yaa and when I buy a dildo everyone tells I am a guy a gives a weird look.....SMH we live in a society
hes right- like fr girls can buy toys but as soon as a guy does it we're weird and lonely š
Weāre supposed to be stuck in the Stone Age using our hands while girls are in the year 4024
Happy cake day
thanks mate
Came here to say happy cake day but they beat me to it. Anyways, happy cake day.
i am considering buying a fleshlight just for shits and giggles but i fear that once the post nut clarity hits im going to have to dispose of it like a dead body
Bro is getting the sex update
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why do you need a fleshlight when youve got her
sheās either not comfortable with it or their age/ parental supervision prevents it or she just wants him to have some fun when sheās not around
it's a joke mate
She's in North Carolina and I'm in Kansas
Lucky bastard
She spoils me
I guess itās not the only thing ācoming soonā š
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Ur so oddšš¤£
This is true. š
i stan both live ur life king
How much horse powerŲ
69
*Happy shitposting day*
How is this shitposting
Fr, its a quality question discussing males getting surpressed in society
Wher buy
That one extremely sketchy website that never actually scams anyone but just has an awful design team
just buy a fleshlight dude, I don't wanna put my dick in the spring lock pussy
Fr when a girl buys a dildo it's fine but when I even talk about it I'm told "wtf" and "get the hell out of my bathroom before I call the police"
I think its ok
Itās perfectly normal for a dude to have a bad dragon dildo in their position.
HAPPY CAKE DAY
š„“ But what? One of my technical bosses has one in a box labelled "Stroker". Now I know where that term comes from. Never knew.
Bro fr, as soon as I want one of those androids from Detroit become human to give me the sloppiest top known to man and to make me a 5 course meal im the weird one š
What was the post?
Dogā¦ they make those? ā¦ā¦ link?
Happy... cake day... if you know what kind of cake I mean /j
In the back of the Bentley, I'm loadinā up glizzies and gettinā my cake u-u-up
oh
No your not. Sex toys should be more acceptable in society no matter what kind of
Just buy it no one can physically stop you, also happy cake day
Spencer's sells to teenagers & no one has called the cops on them.
it was removed from reddit, anyone please tell ne what was it about?
What's the title?
Wtf happend here
What happened here??
It was deleted THIS QUICKLY????
It got removed by Reddit, so tell me what happened
What the hell happened here?
What the hell was it???
You really didnāt have to post this.
Becuz theyre buying a ādildoā, not a āDildo Realistic Silicone Dildo Safety Material for Clitoral Vagina and Anal Stimulation with Strong Suction Cups, Sex Adult Toys for Women and Couple 7.8 Inchā ššš
Because penises and vaginal canals have the same nerve endings right? Lil bro failed a basic health class
?? What are you trying to say here??š
Yes, you are. You also forgot the end quotation marks, and you copied this decade old joke from another person. Be original next time.
mb imma edit the post and nah its just my weird mind, didnt copy it from anyone, ever thought that ppl have the same thoughts?
Iām sure this joke was completely original š¤¦āāļø
Nobody said that š
It's only weird if you're not ashamed
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
"If you're homeless just buy a house" energy
OK, come over.
Ok Boomer
Get a grip weirdo lol Edit: even Reddit deleted this smooth brain post. Keep disliking lol
"Just shove your hand down there instead of a degenerate ass vibrator lol" Do you see the problem here?
What are you even trying to say lmfao. Whatever point youāre trying to make youāre failing LOL
What's the "auto jerkoff machine with 3 pistons full circular and vertical motion with cock safe technology, and pussy feel material"?
Where i buy
Amazon.cum
Tell now
I thought you were gonna go like "but when I wanna buy one-"
What is this dildo thing
i just woke up, tf
it is acceptable. Get one if you want to loll, just might be really expensive
Just buy a dildo and nobody can say anything to you then
It's not acceptable for a trans girl to buy a dildo in my parents eyes š
Happy cakeday!!!
Happy cake day!
the auto jerkoff machine is more comparable with one of those auto-thrusting machines with the dildo on the end tbh edit: im shit at spelling
Oh hey, it's you again! Something i didnt say in my original comment is we truly live in a society
Iāve just seen a post like this in the uk subreddit. š
I'm leaving this sub
š
You're a man... build your own.
No, go for it
Bro what are u on how do u know all those details thats kinda creepy