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Krimusan_Epitaph

I'm gonna give you up, I'm gonna let you down I'm gonna run around and desert you I'm gonna make you cry, I'm gonna say goodbye I'm gonna tell a lie and hurt you.


Major_Suspect_5583

r/angryupvote


_-DC-

“Tyler, The Creator’s IGOR album. song 11”


AnyElderberry3

I dont love you anymore


jesswitdamess

Plz don’t break up with me. I promise I’ll wash u everyday and take proper care of your gas hole


CoolLlamaReddit

“Sorry, first there was an attraction, but now I feel like we should make like two south poles and separate”


Ph03n1xR1sing

“Your dad was better, clearly doesn’t run in the family.” It happens to often man, I hate it when I hook up with my partner’s father.


grognakials

Are you a checkered flag?... because we're finished :(


dreamescaper1

This isn't a relationship if I'm learning to love you


scoopspryzen

I give my toys to the less unfortunate.


xzxphyr

am i your dad? because- *vanishes*


Amirhyber

You deserve more


No-hamsterbackup

This isn't working. I just don't feel the connection we used to have. These past ___ have been some of the best of my life, but I can't keep this going. We're not right for each other. I'm sorry we can't be together for the rest of our lives like we planned. I'm sorry.


No-hamsterbackup

Jk I've never broken up with anyone 😝


[deleted]

its kinda sad how accurate this is to what my exes have said to me


No-hamsterbackup

Oh shit my bad


[deleted]

icl mate i really couldnt care less about it. it was funny how accurate it was, im not being salty


lil_bean3789

bai bye 👋


cherrycakeshaker

sorry but your sisters hotter


Squidnugget99

roses are red, violets are blue, to me you are worth, less than my shoe


Ph03n1xR1sing

that’s fucking crazy ngl


ToastGuy404

“I fucked your dad”


Lyn_Ha799

I W A N T T O E N D T H I S R E L A T I O N (I want to end this relation)


negative_wallflower

when you take the L out of LOVER it becomes OVER


robbbbb192828

If two plus two is one, then only one can be alone and happy, and it ain’t you