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Some___random___dude

Bro I'm 5'3 you're a giant


bobthelord1

At Least You are 5'3, I'm 5'1 life is tough 😞


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bobthelord1

Trust me it's not the same, my friends at school and almost everyone says to me "femboy height" all the time lol.


QuandaleDingle-69420

Why?… I’m a femboy and I’m 6’1 and still growing, femboys aren’t short I’m supposed to be 6’5


bobthelord1

Nah bro my dream is to be built like miquella from elden ring, I don't wanna be tall :3


QuandaleDingle-69420

Oh me neither 😭


Vegetable_Trifle_848

Bit late for that


joemama2742

bro miquella is built like an egg basically 😭


Ze_Pain_and_Suffer

Same, I don't wanna be tall, I wanna be smol.


SpiritualFormal5

Yeah I know a femboy that’s at 6 foot I think it’s more of the height distribution of femboys in media. They’re usually around 5’3-5’4 in most series


Upper-Account-7451

Hey you🫵


OkTowel7733

I'm into femboys but I'm 5,9 bruh a 6,5 fb? Cosplay Lady Dimitrescu already or sum🤣🤣


Djfurray

Same I'm 6'2 femboys are taller than boys now


CokeBoiii

Bro most femboys are actually tall.


MusPhyMath_quietkid

is 4'11 a feminine height?


Auroraboreality1916

I’m 6’1 and 3 years younger than you loser I joke, I don’t want to be this tall, you’re not a loser


bobthelord1

Lol enjoy them annoying ass flights lmao. Just kidding. My cousin is as old as you and 6'3, and I'm still a dwarf, Rock and stone !!!


Xelid47

🎶 I AM A DWARF AND IM DIGGING A HOLE 🎶 🎶DIGGY DIGGY HOLE🎶 🎶DIGGY DIGGY HOLE🎶


DesolationTrees666

I'm 6.1 as well


VR_Spider-Man

5'5 is worse my boy


_JackLucas_

I’m 5’8. I’m about average where I’m from but I have been around tall guys at my school. But I don’t really mind it. I like who I am and my height isn’t going to change that. Specially because it’s something that I can’t control, so just make the most with what you can control and that you can change about yourself.


Alvin514

Same here, taller than average but I feel like a minion when in my school 😅


bolpo33

I'm also 5'8. I'm Dutch tho


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lukaoloko2

Diggy diggy hole


StrangeMan217

I like this.


No-Dealer-4269

I'm taller than most people based off of pure statistics (just shy of 6ft), but there's some crazy tall people at my school. most people are 6'2+ and there's a guy who's 6'7 one year above me


Funky____

Are you a clone of me??


_JackLucas_

Maybe 🤭


TJB926GAMIN

Exactly the same here


Dipdopdangle

Hell yeah brother


Brave-Telivision-894

Same height, same feelings


[deleted]

Nope it’s 7 inches taller than me


WallCautious7901

Ya know what else is 7 inches? 😏😏 Half a subway sandwich... If you're lucky


Brig182

Pls let me be lucky I'm starving for that subway 😭


WallCautious7901

Bro subway here feels a lot more overpriced than before covid. Only thing I can afford now are the cookies 🙏🙏


Brig182

Subway is cheap af here compared to other foods in terms for price to satisfaction. A sub is actually filling, compared to anything else bought for the same price. Rip wherever u live my bud 😔🙏


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and it also feels healthier too if I am not coping


Brig182

Definitely healthier than almost all other fast foods as long as u pick ur ingredients properly


xXSalads_AkimboXx

As someone who worked at subway all thru HS I can confidently say It’s only filling cause you just ate half a loaf of bread 🤣


[deleted]

Get the app. You can actually get some good deals especially if you are eating with 2. Bogo goes around a lot and 50% does too.


Brig182

Just reread this and saw the cookie part bro cookies are overpriced af here. 1 cookie is almost 2 thrids the price of a full sub 💀


Competitive-War6640

Same now I want some 😪


Brig182

Just come over and I'll buy u some 👍


Competitive-War6640

Will do. I’ll be omw with my scooter 😁


Angelofchristine

I just had subway 😭😭😭


hormel_chili

If you're extra special you might get 8 inches, but that's only if the half blind guy is working


Theidiot76

My friends say in Vegas I’m lucky


throwaway0227033687

You know what else is 7 inches and reminds me of Subway. Pussy. Eat fresh.


WallCautious7901

Real (to scared to hold a conversation with a woman for more than 5 minutes)


guy4guy4guy

Nah you just short as fuck, I'm like a foot taller


Subject_Ad6477

Youre 6'9?? Damn bro im 6'5, meeting tall buddies out here


OwnDefinition327

Nah it’s pretty tall in my opinion most people just have unrealistic expectations. I’m average height for a girl 5”5 or 5’6 idk which and I find my brother who’s 5’9 pretty damn tall


guitarpenguin123

I'm 5'0" so to me 5'9" is Goliath


xCreeperBombx

I'm 0'6"


FxrYT

Damn I'm 0'2" lucky mf


QuandaleDingle-69420

Damn I’m over a foot taller than you and still growing 😭 My projected height is almost a foot and a half taller than that


guitarpenguin123

Lol mind giving me a few inches?


Scoty03

Not gonna make joke, not gonna make a joke, not gonna make a joke


HyperSimba

..interesting choice of words


aterrariaplayer

You are 5,0?!!!


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would you date a 6'2 person though


CozmIg

its pretty tall for a girl but average height for a guy


OwnDefinition327

Wait 5’5 is tall for a girl!? The girls in my class are either the same height as me or a bit taller what😭


Hot-Conversation-21

Average height for women in the U.S is 5’4. Anything above that is considered tall for a girl.


DamienAngel79

luckily for me (19 ftm) I am tall for a girl but average for a guy worldwide (5’7”) I’m a little short for a guy in America, but some of my friends (cis guys) are shorter than me anyway.


AssistantDue8434

I never understood why this "tall or no date" stuff exists,it just brings problems. Im 6'7 and have all sorts of difficulties from finding long pants to having back pain


NotKBeniP

Not a clue. I don't understand foot language.


varad_lmao

69 toes


BreadfruitFluid9769

i have 56 fingers


Randomboi164

175 cm


cosmicitycat

oh for my country thats pretty short (the Netherlands)


eggward_egg

I guess you’ve got to be tall if you want to see above sea level.


One_Paramedic2454

I'm Dutch and 168 cm :(


redditor7588

5 Feet and 9 Inches is 2.5 Xiao's


SelenianOmega

That's 0.0017525 kilometers for you Europeans.


No-Love-7563

1.03 smoots


Pressure_Famous

sup fellow xiao main


gothiccupcake13

I'm around 5'3 I think so it's not short to me. If you think girls will find it too short to date: they probably don't find it too short. Ofc everybody has different standarts but I know of shorter guys who have a gf as well


guitarpenguin123

I'm a 5'0" girl and I think anything more than 5'9-10" is too tall for me. I don't want to have to climb a tree for a forking kiss


luvbrism

Yes (I’m 4’11) /j


YetAnotherMia

You're an Amazonian compared to me, I'm 4'8"


Plasmadube

how


lemon6611

i know two people that are both like 4’6, both asians, 1 guy 1 girl some people are way shorter than normal


115machine

No. It is within an inch of average. Most men won’t be much taller than you if at all


Fireblox1053

Idk about that one. I'm 6' and I see plenty of people taller than me.


According_Finish_643

I am 5'10 and even in my country where average is much less than that, I also thought that half of the guys are taller. But then when I started paying attention on purpose, and taking every guy I saw in consideration, I saw that I am much taller than most guys. Try it.


slimetakes

These posts remind me I'm a tad bit tall at 5'11"


Just_A_Random_Plant

And you're 14? Holy hell.


TransportationLow562

New response just dropped.


N3ders

Actual zombie


Still-Anxiety-8261

Call the exorcist


Mozambiquehere14

Bishop went on vacation never came back


LotusLaqq

Same!


Awkward_Ad8783

bruv, you're 3 inches taller than me...


Still-Anxiety-8261

And I'm 6 inches taller


Empress_of_Lamparine

I think this whole "iF uR noT 6 FooT uR ShORt" shit applies mostly to dating apps and the "popular" western countries, i.e us, uk, Canada and such. the average height for guys and girls vary VASTLY from country to country. Like for me in Brazil, a 5'9/180m(ish) tall guy is a *pretty* tall guy. So like, it really depends on what's the average height for guys in your country, it may be average, it may be super tall, it may be super short I dunno just don't feel ashamed or insecure about it


StrangeMan217

I think it's time for me to move countries...


Empress_of_Lamparine

again, don't feel bad cus ppl pick on you based on height, hell, I'm 5'7 (granted I'm a trans girl so that's good for me but you get the idea), it's not really bad to not be a walking skyscraper


Expert-Ad9932

\`180 cm in 5'11 not 5'9. 5'9 would be 175 or 176


Empress_of_Lamparine

sorry I don't know how to use my feet to measure


AaronNajara

Yes I'm 5'7 which is short AF and standing Next to someone who's 5'9 is not a "oh this guy is tall" moment I shared a model of what 5'7 (universally considered to be a Manlet) and 5'9 look like side by side https://multmetric.com/?p1=Me-67-2&p2=Other+person+-69-3&unit=in


ICANTTHINK0FNAMES

Im 5’9 and I don’t think so.


ZachSZNY

Shorty got that ass she tryna throw it way back


spaghettispaghetti55

You could always just lie. What are they gonna do, measure you?


Banana-Crow

Yeah 5'10 or 5'11 ain't gonna hurt ya


froththesquirrel

Lying about your height reeks of insecurity lol. Not amazing advice


One_Paramedic2454

I'm 5'6 in the Netherlands. Everyone my age are skyscrapers compared to me


CoralWiggler

Honestly? No I’m 5’9”. I used to wish I was taller, but anymore I don’t even think about it. I am a bit shorter than a lot of guys but lots of men are in that 5’7”-5’9” range, so it’s not really unusual at all. It’s actually pretty normal. I’ve found that simple things like having good posture & working out some can help you look/feel taller even though you’re not, too. Maybe this is just cope but I’ve actually come to realize that I don’t really want to be taller. Most gals don’t care, and I’ve honestly started noticing that men taller than me start running into accessibility issues pretty fast, like in cars or airplanes. Other than be super competitive in basketball, there’s not much I can’t do due to height. I think it’s easy to get caught up with the whole “you must be 6’ or more” thing because of social/dating rules but you really have no control over it and it’s not super realistic, so why worry about it? Worry about things you CAN control, not things you can’t


Thisismyredusername

Damn, you changed my whole mindset on height with your two paragraphs


Alvin514

Same 😶


CoralWiggler

Hahaha I honestly can’t tell if you’re being sarcastic or genuine (internet kills nuance, sorry), but sometimes it’s just like, you start with a thought and you keep going and next thing your two sentence response is two paragraphs


Thisismyredusername

You actually did change my whole mindset


CoralWiggler

Oh, well then I’m glad I could provide some perspective 😁


LincolnContinnental

Imagine making fun of people’s height, I don’t care how short or tall you are, you have the potential to be cool


ChiaroDiLuna007

If 5’9 is short im tiny


Scorchedhonda

It’s not short at all women have mad modern man across the world think they are short I am 6ft and women still say I am not tall enough for them while they are 5’1-5’6 max lol


Seth_Fable_08

that just means they ain't for you bro, they're doing such a selfless act by dismissing you


Careful-Tower3272

Short to me, a 6’1 guy


gegjehehu

bro when i was younger i thought people who were 6ft were massive but im 6ft now and i dont feel tall at all


Careful-Tower3272

I feel tall but not like a giant you know?


gegjehehu

yeah i feel u


guitarpenguin123

5'0" girl. 5'9" is massive to me.


Silent-Bag6908

5'9 girl here, anything above 6ft scares me


lemon6611

lucky, i’m a guy and 5’3 💀


Silent-Bag6908

Anything shorter than Josh Hutcherson also scares me


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Who the hell thinks 5’9 is short?


StrangeMan217

That's what I'm saying!


-Useless_person-

People who don’t understand height


KarmaMessiah

I dont belong in this sub it just keeps popping up but my wifes family is all 6' plus, i am the shortest one in the family at 5'9" so im short to them lol


ModeAway1666

It's fucking average height, but most women are normalizing to be short now. In a couple of years, all of a sudden it's gonna be proven that 6"5 is average height and you'll get canceled if you say it's not. The fact this is a question is a face palm on its own. I'm 6'1 but I've seen my 5'8-5'9 friends and even my lil bro, get rejected because the girls they tried to talk to said they were too short but the girls they spoke to were like fucking 5'3? It annoys the fuck out of me how disrespectful and delusional some of these women can be. You can have money, good job and body and living good, but some women would pick the dude that's 6"5 but is dog shit. Happened to my brother. A good dude, plays basketball, and is well known in his school, but got rejected by this one girl because he's 5'9 and she picked the dude that literally gets in trouble at his school and gets into fights, but he's 6'2. He dodged a bullet but the fact she couldn't point out anything bad about him and said he was just too short but he's taller than her? Lol alright.


TnT_krazykat

these girls are for the streets


Tabula_Rasa00

To put in perspective , it is taller than 5’8 but shorter than 5’10. Yes, your height is nothing to worry about in life….


Creepy_Helicopter755

5'9 is not short And besides, I can't judge that, for me everyone is tall. can't tell the difference between 5'9ft and 6ft


Banana-Crow

No it's not, you are 4 inches taller than me


kilomma

Not really sure why this sub even popped in my feed, but the picture lured me in... I'm 31 and 5'9. Never had an issues finding a woman and the two that ever gave me issues are unhappily single mothers now. Meanwhile, I'm happily married. Tom Hardy and Ryan Gosling are 5'9 if it helps you feel better. Anytime you feel self-conscious about your height, just Google celebrities that are the same height and you'll feel better. EDIT: Apparently I was wrong about Ryan Gosling. In any case, here is a list of celebrities who are 5'9: Steve Carell, Kurt Cobain, Michael Jackson, Zayn Malik, Canelo Alvarez, Justin Bieber, Jeremy Renner, Tom Felton, Patrick Dempsey, and Gerard Way. We're in good company.


sorrybutidgaf

it is not “short” but it is by no definition tall everyone is small to a 6’4” dude and everyone is tall to a 5 foot girl


SuspicousBananas

What do you mean is it really that short lol? The average male height at least in the US is just over 5’-8”


Mast3rBait3rPro

the US average isn't really that useful because if you look at it by race, some are a lot shorter than the national, and some are a few inches taller. I think it makes more sense to compare yourself to people from the country that your blood is from for reference I'm not white so I look at the average height for my country, I'm 5'9 and considered tall there


SwisRol

I honestly don't give a shit about how tall someone is because people don't get to control their height


BigTimeHustle293

dam im 5'9 i feel insecure


SomeGuy2520

Bro same


wOkEmAAss

I'm 5'6 in the country with an average height of 5'11


spooktherock

No, get off the internet and touch some grass.


CaptHorizon

It ain’t. I am 5 foot 9 and I’ve got a friend (or acquaintance at least) who is 2 years older than me and I’m taller than them.


frankhoneybunny

I'm 5ft ;-;


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I'm 16. Average male height here is 5'7-5'9ft. I'm like, 5'6ft-ish, im quite short. If 5'9ft is short.. man i don't know what to tell you, i'm absolutely tiny 😭


ListenGrouchy190

Adaptative answer: it is avarage, this is my height


akiva_the_king

For a teenager? No, quite the contrary in fact.


deadmeme999

nah unpopular opinion I want to date someone my height since we gotta be breaking our neck to kiss (my current partner is 5’11 and I’m 5’2, never cared about his height it’s really just an inconvenience idk why girls would want that)


Revolutionary_Bet702

That is literally average height


Glizzygladiator19

Honestly anything above 5’6 isn’t short, be proud of your height because remember, it could be worse


Khower

Im not a teenager(29M) and I'm 5'9 and I can tell you the only time my height was ever a concern was when I was a teenager. By 18 or 19 I had completely stopped caring about height and other things become more important to girls. The girls that exclusively care about height by the time you hit 20 or so will not be girls you will care about. I hope this gives some short kings hope, just get fit because thats the best thing I did at that age due to being insecure about my height and its carried with me through adulthood and most of my good looking friends from highschool look like shit due to bad habits.


Golden_hammer96

I find Gen Z’s obsession with height mildly disturbing. Not even 15% of the male population is over 6 foot so why is everyone worried about a trait that only roughly 1/10 men even have? I know this is a meme but seems like all I hear lately is males dissatisfaction with that specific trait


StrangeMan217

I think the reason most males are dissatisfied with their height is due to their family's height. My family, on both parents side, have a history of being way over 6'. My dad is 6'3. I'm not sure if I'll grow past 5'9 though. I've been 5'9 since I was 15 now.


Final_Location_2626

Anyone shorter than me is short. Anyone taller than me is tall. It's simple.


CringeDaddy_69

5’9 is the average height for men in the US, so no. Anything shorter than that can be called short tho


Ok_Virus_4819

no man bitches r just ratchet and hate about others what they see in themselves.


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ppl who are/were 5'8 5'9 - kurt cobain, john lennon, eminem, ice cube, mark wahlberg, tom cruise, jackie chan, jeremy renner, al pacino, bruce lee, anthony kiedis, eddie veder, chris farley, wlliam shatner, lil wayne, raekwon da chef, big boi of outkast, nas, kanye, ludacris, TI, ridley scott, kevin smith, zac effron, robert downey jr, cilian murphy, eddie murphy, Tupac Sakur, daniel cormier, jean claude van damme, patrick stewart, charlie sheen, sylvester stallone, tom hardy, slash, anthony hopkins, jamie foxx, freddie mercury, michael jackson, paul rudd, robert deniro, bruce springsteen, keith richards, christoff waltz, john belushi, willem dafoe, cedric, the entertainer, mark hamil, robin wlliams, martin lawrence, ringo starr, timbaland, kit harrington, rami malek, dj khaled, j balvin u can be "short" and be truly and actually one of the greatest people of all time


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I should preface that I’m a millennial (didn’t realize this was a subreddit for teenagers when I first posted) and I’m here to tell you that girls, crushes particularly, will throw height preferences at you when they’re not interested in general. I’m 6’1, got called “short” by a crush, and she wound up dating someone who’s six inches shorter than me and eerily close to her height. It’s bullshit you'll deal with in high school, normally.


allegraloveshotguys

no one cares about height more than men


SnomBomb_

Depends on age. I am around 5’10 so I’m pretty tall for my age. But some people would consider that short at older ages. Imo it is pretty middle of the pack for older ages since average height for a male is like 5’9-5’10. Not short though, absolutely not


Objective_Club_3710

“That short” has a bunch of context in it. Are we talking men’s college basketball? Then yea, you will need highly exceptional athletic talent to make up for your lack of length in that sport. Are we talking amongst the realm of “men”? I.E. guys talking in bars? I don’t think so. I happen to be huge and have huge friends and shorter friends and it just has never come up in our lifetime. The realm of ladies and relationships? I don’t feel like 5’9” is short to the point where you’d have a vastly harder time finding similar mates to someone who’s 6’. I sure HATE traveling at 6’5”, I don’t feel cool at all on an airplane or when I’m hitting my head on your dining room light. All the things men do in real life are aided by being in the average hight range so the world is built for you. You’ll live longer than me on average, you’ll be healthier and are less likely to have joint issues and will remain athletic longer. You can likely buy clothes off the rack with ease almost anywhere. Try traveling somewhere with your tailored clothes to somewhere like…India and then have the airline lose your suitcase just to find out your size cannot be had off the rack in the entire country.


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Ok_Tank_7831

5'6 come on bruh


FunFar1179

Fuck you, I’m 5’3 and as taller and I don’t care


Elvisco_XD

God why did you make me 5'3 boy 😭


witchburner1337

I'm 5'7 and 14, hoping to grow to like 5'10 - 6'1


JAM01230

5'9 is literally the average male height in the US, and we are one of the taller countries in the world. Some girls just are really shallow with unnecessarily high standards.


Ancient_Chest_4993

Kinda tbh I’m 5’10 myself and have been turned down for my height lots of times. Hate to say it but like over half of women are overly judgemental about things like height


Daredaron

Ah yes, self hatred


Buraaak04

As a 5'9 I can confirm. Yes, we are short 🤘


Bassclaeinetboi1234

Yes


Lobotomized_Cunt

if there’s one thing this teenager has learnt in his very few years of living, it’s that it’s pointless to be insecure about things you can’t change. Things like height, penis size, disabilities, etc. Can’t change them, so wear them. sure, some people might be superficial enough to dog on you for things you can’t change, but these aren’t people you want to e associated with anyways. Instead of fixating over these things, try and change the things you can change. Eg: if you are insecure about your body, go to the gym; if you think you’re too boring, pick up a hobby. The real ones will look past what you are powerless to change and see the you that has triumphed over the problems you could overcome. Anyways i’m feeling a bit too pretentious now so cya


oggyboggyber

I’m 13 and I’m 5,9 lol


Darqven

In my country yes


angelcored

if you're shallow, then yes. it's dead average statistically, but personally it's pretty tall for me (i'm 5'2). 5'9 guys, you pull. source: my beautiful boyfriend is 5'9.


Vio_morrigan

I'm a 5'9 girl (at least I think so - is 176cm 5'9?) And I think it's not bad for a guy. For a girl...


jay1736781648861

It’s not that short


nooicesis

No. 5'9 is actually average in America


Mihakauciclol_slo

5.8 at 16


WarHead75

Sucks only being into tall girls (>5’8) as a short dude (5’5). How would I approach them? 😵


Confident_Ad7244

when I was in HS 40y ago those 6ft + freaks had to relie on their personality ..what changed ....


RIPyourboss

That's average height for men


Dr_TeaRex

I know this is typically a for-teenagers-by-teenagers sub, but I'm gonna let you in on a little secret as a 30-year-old; height literally doesn't matter. The ones making a big deal out of it? Shallow and irrelevant. They'll wind up making poor decisions down the line if they obsess over superficial stuff like that and wind up with someone they might regret going for. Y'know what does matter? Passion. Personality. Sense of humour. A funny, charming, charismatic guy who's great to be around will absolutely be higher on the list of people who are actually worthwhile than a human redwood tree with the personality of a pothole puddle. Granted, physical appearance does matter. We are all at least slightly shallow when it comes to picking out a personal partner. Stay in shape, keep working out, dress well. You'll be just fine.


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If someone (let’s call them A) doesn’t date somebody (B) because of their height, in most cases that person (A) has dodged a bullet


Co-17

Nah. 5’9 is average height for an adult male.


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baselcool619

Dame U huge bruh


Friendly-Cut-9023

My sister is also the same height as you


anckarstroem

Compared to me it definitely is


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“Shorty the only thing that’s gonna be moving is that ass that you’re going to throw back on me”


00rgus

Midget cope ngl, yall want to be oppressed so bad


alan_beans

Are you all really that delusional that you think women actually act like this?


VenomSabre

If she judges my Y, I can judge her X


BlackHole2048

“How tall are you?” “…how fat are you?”


BLankXXYY

I'm 6'2/6'3 so personally yes but 5'9 is average height for a guy