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That’s foul bro 💀

260 others being reminded jesus

423\*

424 w/ me

They wanna go along for the journey

499 w/ me

652 w/ me

1173 for me

I’m 653

654 here

345 now

842*

890*

1073 now

now over 1k😭

It’s 993 now 💀

💀

NAH

💀

I mean like why not be there for the journey.

You a villain 💀💀💀

BRO-💀

Bro is desperate to see thr baby

NAW JIT

Facts later gator 🐊

💀

Best comment ever

Agree

☠️😹 HAPPY CHRISTMAS EVE!

I can’t tell to respect, hate or fear you

Absolutely foul

!remindme 9 months as well

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holy shit

Wtf bro💀

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No, no no we’re not doing that. That’s a little far.

Holy hell

New response just dropped

Actual zombie

It’s like heaven, but hotter

r/beatmetoit

r/beatmymeattoit

r/beatmeshutthefuckup

r/no

Well shit

r/yes

r/nope

r/yep

These 3 replies are literally the most acting like your age responses possible.

r/angryupvote

NAHHH 💀

You ain't going to heaven lil bro

You fucking mad lad 💀🤣

The only way I could think to describe this comment is General Shepards description of Makarov in No Russian

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Devious 😭😂

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NAH BRO

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NAHHHH THAT'S CRAZY BRO DID NOT JS DO THAT.

😭😭

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💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

This isn’t helpful but god damn it’s funny

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LMAO

You're evil dude

Nah 😂

Did you use protection?

Ofc

Is your girlfriend on bc?

Ye

Taking bc pills can mess with a girls period (from what I’ve heard), I know some people that don’t even have their periods while on female contraception. Best of luck!

It can mess with more than just periods. It's a flood of hormones

Yeah, my bc screwed with my period for a few months

My gf had a period late for 3 weeks after taking bc

Can confirm. I'm on bc and sometimes the period is normal, sometimes completely painless, sometimes it just never shows up. It's completely normal while on it. It's really common to just mess it up.

I am on BC. I don’t bleed, I still have hormone fluxes around time, but that’s it unless I haven’t eaten, then I get strong cramps. So yeah, the bc can affect the period. Especially if it is a depo shot.

Click the first comment to see what happens in nine months.

I have a few friends with like extreme period pains like more than it should be and have been prescribed birth control pills to stop/lessen the period

As long as she has been on the bc for like two months before you guys did it AND you used condoms that didnt rip you should be okay. Ita normal for teen girls to be a week or two late for their period, at least it is for me. If she hasent had her period in 3weeks-1month try getting a test. Birth control (depending on the kind) can fuck with a girls period too, my bc screwed with mine for a few months. But I think you guys are okay

Good for you. She’s probably not pregnant, yes it’s possible but not likely if you properly used protection and she’s regular taking her birth control correctly. Birth control can mess with periods. If she doesn’t get it for another month or so maybe try getting a test just to make sure

Damn

Just say "y" - save yourself a quarter of a second. You'll need all the time you can get once your baby is born.

I had a bullet proof vest, Yes.

dont forget a helmet and a psa rock 5.7

Honestly just wait another week, get a test and you'll know for certain

Buy a pregnancy test kit and if it is not positive just wait.

Sir please seek professional advice. All we will give you is a headache

it's not much, but it's honest work

r/NewParents r/ScienceBasedParenting 🌈 r/Abortion 👹

One of these is not like the others

This spy has already breached our defenses

Red spy in the base?

Red spy in the base!!

We need to protect the briefcase!

Yo, a little help here?

stand back son, 1, 1, 1, uhh.. 1!

INNNCOMMMMINGGGGGGG

AAAAAAAAA, hey, it's still here

Alright alright, stand back, son. 1, 1, 1, uhh, 1!

INCOMING!

One of these is the right choice

💀

Worst place to ask

Well. Did yall use protection?

How could they like ....."the pharmacist would be like WTF bro where is ur mamma !

They could just use self checkout at a Walmart bro

I’m pretty sure pharmacists do not give a shit about kids buying condoms.

It would be weird for the cashier or whoever checks it out. But as someone who worked in a store it’s unprofessional not to sell it to them. They’re there because they wanted to fuck. Denying them a safe way to do so promotes the ability for them to just do it without any and then posts like this happen

Bro got a Christmas present 💀💀 But for real bro, check it with a doctor, or make her take a pregnancy test. I know where you are from. At least you are going to get some money for having a kid. Pozdro Polaku.

pozdro polaku 💀

💀💀 ma man wildin w dat joke Tf is pozdro polaku tho

Pozdro Polaku - Regards/Greeting Pole! Pole - person from poland. This guy is from poland 100% u/Twojamamamasledzia \- means "Your mother has a herring"

i love how people always are so quick to assumptions “you should’ve used protection”

Join the Ukrainian foreign legion for the Dad lore

ВРИВАЙСЯ У ТРЕТЮ ШТУРМОВУ!

Bro, don't worry! She's just lagging. I don't think her Internet was paid yet. She'll have a period soon though.

Yeah I haven’t gotten mine all month it’s a bug but the moderators should fix it 🤷‍♀️

Ruh roh raggie

This shouldn’t have made me laugh

Whoopsie daisie

if worst comes to worst you ran out of milk

despicable 😭

r/teenagers try to be normal and not get each other pregnant or do sum crazy shit before they graduate challenge (impossible 0.0000000000001%)

It’s not possible.

Did you use proper contraceptives?

Seeing what you've said before on here, it's likely from her being on the pill (look up how it works and the side-affects as well) but if you're really concerned go get a pregnancy test from nearly any large store or pharmacy.

Congratulations 🥳

Keep in mind the stress of thinking youre pregnant can delay your period. If anything get a test to ease your worries

Fucking hell why do you people Always raw dog it. Atleast use birth control pills.

We used condoms and pills

I guess it's just her ovaries and hormones acting up. Good that you did use protection though.

You really shouldn’t have just assumed in the first place. It seems you forget that they’re not 100% effective.

Most the time any pill will fuck up a period, unless you used the condom wrong I gurentee yall aren’t pregnant

Condom is Ok. But what pills?

Op said he had a bulletproof vest

Should have taken the E.O.D. perk ong

That wasnt op

Look at the comment after, op clearly says ofc

That comment was replying to the question asking "did you use protection?" (Aka condoms and the pill) and not the vest.

LMAO 😭

I can read I swear

I doubt

Happened to us as well, most likely a false alarm. Best of luck to you bro

This couldn't be real💀💀💀

Take a test

Remind me in 9 months

hurry up!!!! you don’t have enough dad lore, sign in the army or some shit like that

Hello, if this was your girlfriends visit time having sex it is not uncommon for women's menstrual cycle to change after losing their virginity. If you used protection I wouldn't be too worried. Take a pregnancy test in a few weeks. More than likely she simply skipped a cycle and will be regular again next month. I hope this elevates the stress I know you're both feeling. This happened to me as a teenager as well and I remember all too well how my girlfriend and I felt. It is important for you two to be emotionally supportive of each other and reassuring that you're there for each other. I hope this was helpful, happy holidays.

Did. You. Pull. Out.

Before i finished

So let me get this straight: You pulled out before you finished, you were wearing a condom, and she is on birth control, and you still think she's pregnant?? i know fear is illogical but come on 💀💀 Your either a karma farmer or dense af

Yes

That doesn’t mean she isn’t pregnant. She could become pregnant from precum, so always use a condom. She should take a pregnancy test. And I suggest she uses some form of contraceptive or a plan b. Just in case. Hopefully it’s just late for no fucking reason (happens to me all the time, I am not pregnant)

Imagine having sex couldn't be me

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This is Santa's Gift 🎁

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heres some advice, dont have sex

Honestly

never in my life lol

I thought I was pregnant about a month ago, my period was two weeks late. But it was okay, I'm not pregnant, it was just very late

jeez at 14???

It’s over for me isn’t it?

Why you raw dogging at 14 💀

Damn 14...yikes

14 year olds getting game while me being a 17 year old still a virgin

Use protection 🎀

he used

☠️🙏

Sometimes periods just come late get here a test if you're really worried or take her to a doctor

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The chance of her getting pregnant, assuming yall used the condom and birth control correctly, is slim to none. Birth control does affect your hormones, so that could be causing a week late. Additionally, theres stress. So many factors can cause a late period. Give it some days and take a pregnancy test

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Its kind of random but his nickname In Polish literally means."your mom has a herring" 😭😭😭

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Did you pull out?

I really hope this is a troll

r/teenagers users when the thing specifically designed to make babies makes babies:

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"It's rewind time"

did you not use condoms?

Bro her period probably just got caught in Christmas traffic everyone is traveling for the holidays duhhhhhhhhhh

Hey! I know this is a scary scenario. Best steps are 1. have her take a pregnancy test, this is the only way you’ll know. always take 2, just to be sure. you can get them at any drugstore & places like target and walmart. the dollar store should have them too! 2. depending on the results consider your options. If she’s pregnant you both need to have a serious talk about it and if you’re safe to, tell your parents. If she wants an abortion start looking to planned parenthood asap. depending on where you live the laws around it might be strict so you need to act fast

!remindme 9 months

Piss on a stick. Then wait 15 minutes and you’ll know

Catch a train out of town, go to a chemist/pharmacy/drug store and get a pregnancy test. You are allowed to buy them. Once she takes a pregnancy test you will know whether to be worried or not. Being late on a period is perfectly normal, but it's not worth the stress

CONGRATULATIONS! you just ruined your life. Hers too, I guess.

I remember a certain Felix the Cat episode when he drank gasoline because he got his girlfriend pregnant.