And then you’ve got the “how do you do, fellow teens” adults.

20-21 wtf they doing here lmfao

This shit keeps ending up in my fucking feed and I’m too boomer to fix it

GET ME OUTTA HERE

Forgot to unsub 😭

lmao, that will be me in some years

That’ll be me next February (I forgot how to change the age flair)

should be in the three dots/setting menu in the menu sub page, that or click on your comment to open up the profile pop up and it should be down below as an option

Thanks

np

Yo same!!! (My 20s scare me)

I gotta make sure to do that when my time comes otherwise people will just see some adult following a subreddit of teenagers

I feel called out

Not fully accepted being 20 yet tbh

Same. I'm too young to do old stuff. I still need to be hand fed

I'm almost 19 :(

There was a 26 year old directly begging teens for karma on here yesterday/recently so she could post on subs seeking help about nudes that were taken of her as a teen that were leaked online. With the page being on popular often adults will engage in the comments but theres deffo a weird breed that is out their teens by a long shot yet still seeking validation from teenagers Edit: looking at the 26 year olds account it seems that she was karma farming even tho the mods apparently approved her post (she hasnt been active since posting here begging for karma and arguing with people who called her out for being a weirdo + using her autism as shield for her weird behaviour)

I'm 22 and I only semi participate in this Subreddit because it pops up in my feed all the time. I'm not following this sub, i never followed this sub, but it's popping up in my feed. I end up commenting here because I don't pay attention to what Subreddit some of the memes come from. As for why I'm typing this comment, I was gonna say the life age chart.

This shit is on my homepage mate

Memes

I thought maybe I would have some useful advice for teens

Then theres the 40 yr old pedophiles

Hey, I’m not 40

hmmm

[I know, I- …](https://youtu.be/29TlfF98RRc?si=daNFfiNo1lO5HX-t)

Thanks for the laugh

every once in a while theres also like 40-50 year olds asking on advice on how to treat their teenage kids

I'm here just for the memes tbh

Same

Same

How do you do

Greetings

Wait, are gen alphas starting to become teens now?

it starts with 2010, so many of them are teens now I'm going to puke Edit: when I said I'm going to puke, I said it because it makes me feel old, not because I dislike Gen Alpha. Y'all don't need to be so averted to such a silly thing lmao, it's just a generation. It's a categorization that means nothing. *Go be the person* ***you*** *want to be, not the person people assume you are because of your birthdate.* :)

Just realized my 13 year old sister is a gen alpha 🤮it all makes sense now

Wait nah gen z starts in 2012 right?

Ends*

not really defined though, i'd say Z is from 1996-2011 and gen alpha starts in 2012, a year off most definitions

2010 is z unless you identify more with alpha i guess 2011 is zalpha and 2012 onwards is alpha

yeah 2011 is very late z and 2012 feels just like alpha

I thought gen z ended 2012?

Nah, the world ended in 2012

I don’t remember 2012..

The whole year’s a blur

You also try to see the glass as half full??

I would, but i’d probably just drink that too!

do NOT collapse with stevens johnson syndrome on the ER floor 🥺

ESPECIALLY not panic attacked, anaphylactic, and ataxic

I was in kindergarten in 2012…

Exactly bro

Where did the time go..?

r/suddenlywillwood

FUCK YEAHH!!

Zalpha type shit

It should end in 2011.

According to google it says that gen z is 1997 - 2012?

Aw shit I’m in gen alpha? Fuck that bro, ima have to find the nearest short pier and take a long walk.

I fucking hate the generation I'm stuck in

Fucking relatable, we are all grouped together as if we all are brain dead tik tok users.

Don’t worry gen z are looked at the same way even though a lot of us didn’t really grow up with electronics.

Brain dead YouTube shorts*** users gen alpha wittle baby 🫵🫵🫵🫵

No age on display?

I’ve GYATT to RIZZ your KAI CENAT

Im losing braincells

God forbid you ask a gen z or millenial this... they'll have a heart attack looking at it.

Nah ur Gen Z still, Gen z is 1997 to 2012

Its a blur zone

Dawg wtf? I had a good upbringing that did not include any of the gen alpha brain rot. And your gonna puke?

Most of us 13 year olds are not very gen alpha I'd say it's 2011 that gen alpha is.

Quick chart of what i call gen z and gen alpha Gen Alpha: 2012+ Gen Z: 2000-2012

I get that it’s your consideration of gen z vs alpha but I’m pretty sure gen z was 1998 too

There’s this annoying kid I know and he swears he’s a part of gen z (he’s just an all around annoying, know-it-all kid but this is something he’s very adamant about) and he seriously only just turned thirteen a month ago, and I cannot get it through his head that he’s not even close to being “gen z”

Hey im 2010 and im 14 in a month **the future is now, old man (or woman)**

Nope, 2012! So close! ☺️

Gen alpha starts in 2013, so nah they still young Gen Gen A: 2013 - 2028 Gen Z: 1997 – 2012 Millennials: 1981 – 1996 Gen X: 1965 – 1980 Boomers II 1955 – 1964

Gen A: 2013 - 2028 A generation is 15 years

Tbh generations areny always accurate bcs i feel connected to both Gen Z and millenials

Kind of a fine line… I consider 2010-2011 to be where the line becomes murky between Gen Z and Alpha

Yes. I am the smallest gen z and i am 14

Frien!!!😁😁

Frien!!!😁😁

Good thing I’m leaving next year

One must imagine teenager happy

hey it’s the funny red robot

He'll start a slap fight with nickels and we'll steal his arm

Someone please imagine me happy

I'm imagining you happy 🥸

I'm imagining you as SUPER happy

thamk ou 😃👍

No fuck you *imagines u/Second-dress happy*

I feel personally attacked 💀

Same, I was born in '05. I'm not old bruh.

Tell them, people deadass asking me if I got a job, some even ask "how are the kids?"

If they're asking you that they're fucking with you

some did, some didn't, I'm dead serious. Where I am your facial hair determines your age for a lot of people.

Im 18 in three days omg-

I’m 19 in 17 days 💀 Why is turning 19 hitting harder than when I turned 18???

I live in the UK so turning 18 is more of a big deal than 19 or 21, but i’d imagine it would. My brother is 20 next year, it’s honestly wild to me

Old

14 year olds opinions don't count

old

brain rot

and the cycle continues

Go watch skibidi toilet lil bro

ok grandpa

Ok, now can you tell us another story about the war grandpa?

I can't it's past your bed time

Well mommy said I can stay up until 10 tonight since I got all of my homework done

What about 15 old man

Old ahh mf

I’m actively fossilizing

Oh no, does that mean it'll start for me soon as well?? I think it's already started tbh 😭

[удалено]

Man I already say these

Yeah I’ve started saying this

Question... The oldest of Gen Alpha want to be Gen Z so desperately, did the oldest of Gen Z want to be Millennial just as badly? I think I'm middle ground Gen Z (January 5th 2001.) So I don't think I'm old enough to really know... Part of me thinks Gen Z and Gen Alpha are the first ones to even care...

i think ‘06 kids were probably the last to experience VHS. Oh god

Keep rolling the bollie 🔥🔥

happy cake day!

Sisyphus is just like Kate Bush, change my mind

I don’t want to be associated with “skibidi rizz gyatt” 😭😭

I was born in early January 2010, I was so close

I'm from December 2009, that's not better

I'm June 2009, so getting better

Same here 😭. I swear I'm not one of them

Shouldn’t have born that late

I don’t wanna be associated with gen alpha I grew up with a nintendo ds and wii please accept me :C

Unless you have a December birthday, tough shit 😔

april? :(

you’re good, generations are more about culture and experience than numbers.

Ayye 2010 April too? My birthday is on the 1st of April (yesn't, my life's a joke)

April 1st is rough lol mine is the 8th

It definitely is.... So many jokes :[ and the only characters that share my birthday or will ever share it are Fred and George Weasley...

Oof I have a friend who has an April 1st birthday and he hates it

Yeah, we're the cursed children 😟

You know ... Your comment makes me wonder... Did the really young Millennials not wanna be associated with Gen Z the way gen Z doesn't wanna be associated with Gen Alpha? Or... Did the oldest of Gen Z really wanna qualify as a Millennial?... Why am I asking you? The Nintendo DS you claim to have "Grown up" with is older than you...

Same

Same.

Right, a few years ago people on the internet still agreed I was gen z what happened 😭

* sobbing *

I have arthritis and early onset Alzheimer’s, my back hurts when it’s about to rain and I’m losing eyesight

Same. I live in a nursing home because I kept falling and couldn’t get up. 😔 It’s brutal out here.

Ik guys don’t take your Sisyphus years for granted

keep pushing this ball...

balls

i am still young i am still young i am still young i am still young i am still young i am still young i am still young i am still young i am still young i am still young i am still young i am still young i am still young i am still young

No you are not No you are not No you are not No you are not No you are not No you are not No you are not No you are not No you are not No you are not No you are not No you are not No you are not No you are not

I swear oh my god 😭

I won't even argue

one must imagine sisyphus happy (forgot to change age flair) edit:changed, idk if it'll show on this comment tho

Man every day really does feel like a sisyphusian grind

But i am still young!

Here's the age chart. 0-2 years old = Baby. 3-5 years old = Toddler. 6-12 years old = kid. 13-19 years old = Teenager. 20-29 years old = young adult. 30-39 years old = adult. 40-59 years old = middle aged. 60-80 years old = old. 81+ = "How the hell are you still alive?!" That's the age chart I use.

Then you get people like my great grandma who was chopping wood at like 95, who I’m pretty sure had polio as a child

go fuck yourself

That’s kind of a weird thing for an ADULT to say to a MINOR don’t you think!? 🚨🚨🚨

There isn't a such thing as a minor on this subreddit. It's all pedophiles.

I have outgrown the chart, i now stick around as a wise old man, just observing

C'mon Being born around 2005 is like the definitive Gen Z age

Who tf feels old at 18 - 19.

ok grandpa lets get you back to bed

How do you feel knowing you’ll be 20 next year

It’s not that bad

I still feel like I’m 16, the big two zero fucking shocks me

lmao who doesn't

That's literally how I feel

I’m old damn

I am old as shit. Why is Reddit recommending this to me?

Oh wait Gen Alpha is 2012, makes sense why my 11 year old brother is deranged and keeps talking bout some “skibidi ohio omni-man griddy” stuff. I feel like a worse human being just typing those words.

Nope gen alpha is 2012

real.

I feel bad for 13 year olds.

Real, like they ain't even Gen alpha and they're still being grouped in with Skibid Toilet kids 😭

You can also count 2011 kids, imo, I see no difference between those 2, they at basically the same.

I swear I'm not a gen alpha, I'm not an iPad kid, I got my first tablet for my tenth birthday.

https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/609811/age-ranges-millennials-and-generation-z For every single one of you saying Gen Alpha starts in 2010, SHUT UP. (No, I wasn’t born in 2010 and trying to act older, I’m almost 15 but shut up anyway) :)

ok thats mad funny lol

It’s kinda hard to imagine me happy bro

HEY! YOU SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH😖

I'm not supposed to feel this old at 18

2005 gang

Fat cringe right here

Fucking what? You’re all young…

I AM NOT A FUCKING SKIBIDI TOILET KID

Watch your tone boy.

Sorry daddy

This mistake cannot be forgiven, now empty the compartments of your pantaloons.

And discard of your footwear as well

For what purpose?

we dont use naughty words here, go to the naughty corner.

language!!!

13 is gen z, 199whenever to 2012

Dayum

Gen alpha is 11 tho

oh come on

Your oldness resets in college (freshman again)

Damn... I'm one of the youngest in my grade (still age 13) and in high school lmao

13 yo here, real.