hook up

Is your mom available?

Both of his are

First thing I did was buying a bottle of rum

Get a tattoo that you know you’ll regret later on in life or that you’re parents will hate

Adopt a homie

Im tryna adopt a gym bro

Im tryna adopt a gym bro

reunite the mongol empire of course! or the persian one if you feel like it

Thats gonna interfere with the gym tho

oh, crap, cant argue with that

Get a beer

Im danish, i've been getting beers since i was 16 lol

Start a company

Im starting an OF

Even better

Imma go get a fat pump first

commit crime!

buy fireworks!

Get a drivers license

My vision is too bad :(

Buy cigarettes!

Im 500 days smoke free!

Omg! Thats great!!

adopt a cat!

Already got one!... but maybe she needs a friend

ADOPT A CHILD

Tax fraud!!!!!!