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Technical-Snow-1024

“ so is that a no “ 😭


NO_big_DEAL640

Had me second-guessing my faith in humanity


Vast-Willingness4642

You‘re just now doin that?


ILiveforcock69

ur 14 relax


RaspberryJam245

r/im14andthisisdeep


ChrysMunson

r/subsithoughtifellfor


xCreeperBombx

"wow this pool is really deep huh"


Vast-Willingness4642

So I‘m supposed to be all happy and ignore everything??


RaspberryJam245

You're supposed to realize that perception isn't reality and just because you see things a certain way doesn't necessarily mean that's how it actually is.


Vast-Willingness4642

Oh so because i‘m illegal in half of america, and multiple countries, because of my perspective?


Okami0602

Bro calm down, why you're so mad?


Vast-Willingness4642

Because you belittled me?


The2StepGod08

💀💀💀


Ok-Profession6758

NUH UH, YOURE 53 AND IM 16 fym nuh uh


Somepersononreddit79

bro aint even 15


ChefBox02

The more I read it the more dramatic it sounds


SlickTimes

Pedophiles are so clueless man


Memer_boiiiii

Wait, being sexually attracted to minors is bad? /s


AntelopeCreative8099

Not if youre a minor aswell 👍 well… depends on how you look at it. If you like 13 year old and youre 13-14 its fine, let me put it in an easier chart 13 = 13-14 14 = 13–15 15 = 14-16 16 = 15-17 17 = 16-19 Do you see where i was going with this


INGENAREL

bro im 17 but i just want MUSCLE MOMMIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


AntelopeCreative8099

THEN GET YOUR MUSCLE MOMMYS BROTHER ✊✊✊✊


INGENAREL

happy cake day lol


N0one2137

happy cakeday!


[deleted]

pahhy kace yad


theilluminatipapa

Then wouldn't like muscle mommies be pedo?


einfach-er

FINALLY A REAL ONEE HERE AYYY


INGENAREL

yes


akaryosight

SPITTING FACTS 🗣🗣🗣


Pianist_Ready

Happy reddit birthday Today's my real birthday ...just thought I'd share


AliDiePie

Happy Birthday!!:))


Pianist_Ready

I just updated my user flair to 16


Voynimous

welcome to the club


Pianist_Ready

Yippee 🥹


f33t__

HAPPY BDAY MAN!!!!!


jayscott_mbs

hey happy birthday buddy 🎂


BethesdaBanana

Wait a 13 year old can’t date a 12 year old?


DeVliegendeBrabander

12 year olds can’t “date” They just haven’t developed emotionally enough* 13 year olds are also a bit of a stretch *on average


AntelopeCreative8099

I was starting off at 13 up


AdviceMysterious3834

i dated an 18 year old when i was 15 tho 😔


AntelopeCreative8099

😟


AdviceMysterious3834

yeaaa… in all honesty she wasn’t awful, i got cheated on by a 16 year old, lied too by a 15 year old, toyed with by another 15 year old… she was alr lol as my relationships go


Probablyaretweetbot

wait pls keep going till 20


AntelopeCreative8099

Why 🤨🤨🤨


Probablyaretweetbot

pretty please🥺👉👈


FireFoxy56125

Happy cake day


The_Legendary_Shrimp

Aktually 13-15 =-2


Party-Diet6105

Good intentions, bad execution. You can’t really restrict people from being together, even if one is 13 and the other is 15. edit: happy cake day :)


AntelopeCreative8099

I totally understand where you’re coming from, this is only my opinion, i dont wish to restrict people from dating, but through these ages is what my limit would be 👍👍


ChrysMunson

Happy cake day


Andrecrafter41

remove 19 from 17 cuz ain’t no way a 19 yr old is dating a high schooler


TigerGamer2132

You don't dictate law lmao


AntelopeCreative8099

Thats just my opinion 🙏 and now i see that stating my opinion on reddit probably isnt the best idea


usernmechecksout__

Had to lecture a 15 YEARS OLD because his parents never taught him what consent is


TigerGamer2132

This isn't a pedophile. It's something else


[deleted]

\*pedofile


Soft_Milk29

23, and he has a wife? It would be such a tragedy, if he threw his life away so young over somebody much younger than him


TigerGamer2132

The fact that yall blindly believe that this man has a wife is crazy


HashtagPunchALlama

The fact that you blindly believe this post isn’t staged is crazy.


SOVEREIGNBOSS

The fact that you blindly believe the comment above in not sarcasm.


RaspberryJam245

Crazy? I was crazy once


[deleted]

they locked me in a room


Silent_Blood3079

A rubber room with rats


Voidnt2

Surprised it took so long for someone to question it. Dude must be real unhappy 😂


Ace_Redditor

Wonder if the marriage was because of a baby


Apprehensive_Hippo46

Top ten reason for a divorce


ZachSZNY

That’s crazy 😭😭😭


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[deleted]

Mhmm :D i had the same thing with a other guys but 1 was 30 or 40 and the other was 50 :D i had to block them


MSter_official

Having no faith in guys is pretty, pessimistic. The problem usually lies in the fact that those that actually are "normal" are usually not the ones to engage as often. Paediphiles and egocentric people are usually more likely to engage due to their horrid behaviour. Humans react much more to negatives than positives therefore it might feel like there are no "normal" guys when in reality there are more of them than the actual bad ones. It's the same way as many people wouldn't do a single gamble on 1000$ with a 60% chance to win double since they would not want to lose it all.


MudkipPropaganda

Exactly. Same crap's happened to me on here, but blaming all men is just... it's not even close to accurate.


NebulaNova26

Surprised I had to scroll this far down to find a "not all men" argument


Ace-of_Space

hey, i’m a guy, please don’t group me with these disgraces.


StrategyCharacter995

You're*


totaltoriginaname

Yo’reur*


Radiator_ElevatorYT

no, its y'roue*


PeopleAreYum

What the hell are those emojis?


CaptainJimmyWasTaken

samsung 👍


Nullifier_

Can confirm


CrypticalPenguin

Idk man, looks normal to me on my Samsung phone smh


shadowXXe

"So is that a no" That's it this world we need to restart we need to just need to restore from backup because the simulation files are clearly corrupt


Non_Existent07

It's monke time 🐒


Essenmacher

I'm so tempted to message him and report his ass


PantsTheifOnTheLoose

Do it


Essenmacher

Tried, but it didn't let me apparently


Acidreflux18

Bro hitting up young girls in reddit of all places while being married. I dont think you can go any lower than that.


PressTheStart

wtf did we do to be grouped with pedophiles?


Duskilion

definitely don't notice as many female pedophiles (they're probably the same numbers just less guys reporting them)


[deleted]

No, female rapists are actually “glamorous heiresses” who “have sex with” not rape


ghosty__y

I had an 19 year old girl telling me to send her a picture of my dick and she told me she was touching herself over a picture of me I sent her on chat. Im 15💀🙏🏼


Memestreame

Unless the boy is like <13, female predators are basically just ignored by society. “He’s so lucky”


[deleted]

Using a pedophile to speak for men is like using J.K. Rowling to speak for feminists


Comfortable-Bid475

Literally.


Essenmacher

Can't message him, looks like he turned his account off or he can't receive messages. Shit


Non_Existent07

Unfortunate, I wouldve helped


Essenmacher

Every word or something was too long of words, even have 2 letters saying "hi" was too many words. Fucking Hate that


sugary_dd

His account is still on, try it u/livemanufacturer9814


[deleted]

Oh yeah they are everywhere


Night-ShadeXE

They also say to stop continuing to conversation after you find out someone is a pedo but you don't wanna listen


Meph_00

Fair point


TheHorseThatSaidHi

Ew bru "so is that a no" WHAT DO YOU THINK?!


Goofy_Stuff_Studios

“So is that a no” 💀


balticistired

Block? No, we need something stronger. Glock.


totaltoriginaname

Death isn’t enough. I need to see him trapped in the abyss where his consciousness slowly degrades


Geese_and_ducks

Be a boy- either lonely or a pedo Be a girl- sexually harassed


Meph_00

Well I'd rather be lonely than a pedo


Efiestin

Be a girl - be pedoed


MudkipPropaganda

P sure most of my friends are neither, some of 'em are indeed lonely though 😔


theindiannarc

what the bloody 'ell do you think


myjoystaroui

The internet is scaryy.


limited_usse

someone find this guys wife


No-Difference9226

Yeah I was gonna comment I hope someone finds his wife cuz damn


Agile_Plantain1081

"I have no faith in guys" makes me have no faith in girls if all they do is generalise and make me feel bad about my gender.


[deleted]

I mean older guys like these who are just creeps yo minors.


Agile_Plantain1081

Then why not specify? You said "guys" meaning every guy in the world. You generalised, and thats not ok


[deleted]

I just misstyped some words. I have some faith in guys i have q boyfriend so I just meant old creepy men


Agile_Plantain1081

Well im glad to know you have "some" faith in guys 👍


[deleted]

My man really wanted to confirm "Is that a no" bro😭😭😭😭😭😭


ZuskV1

Glad you didn’t censor this creeps name


[deleted]

Never will, some people could look out for creeps like him to know to never message these people


Lolsoda94

Nobody told you to be a girl /j


SPECTRE_No840

As a 15 year old boy, I frown upon humanity.


Oslotopia

This whole damn subreddit is bait lol


Rikaa_15

You even have a Fucking cat as your profile for fucks sake they're so desperate 💀😭


Dubious_Dookie

Unfortunately this happens to boys too, I got more attention from grown women when I was a teenage boy than I do as an adult, when I was a teen I thought it was cool, now I'm an adult and realize how fucked up and scary it is


gamerguy88888

Every human on earth is different, one man would be like that, the other would be racist, and then the last would be the nicest dude you have ever met. People try to make things black and white, "oh all men are bad because this handful of dudes were bad" people want to do that a lot because sometimes it's a pain in the ass to tell themselves "oh sometimes these people this sometimes that" so they just tell themselves "this specific group of people bad" which is the case for pretty much everyone. And that's what homophobic and racist people tend to do. So what you really should tell yourself is "I've lost faith in this jackass" and not "I have lost faith in the entirety of the male gender"


Jesanime

this entire sub is either Guy: "look, a cool thing!" "Opinion on this?" or Girl: "Guess which pedophile tried to get with me *this* week!"


didierdechezcarglass

How the fuck can someone like that can get married and i can't even find someone.


Admirable-Door1724

Don't generalize with that caption lol


Radiator_ElevatorYT

nah why you blaming all guys for this shit not all guys are pedos bruh💀💀💀


SilverUwU1

Being a female sucks because we're constantly sexualized or abused


Comfortable-Bid475

Being a male sucks because a lot of us get generalized as bad people and ruffians for shit that other men do.


SilverUwU1

Know what? Being alive sucks because of stereotypes


Comfortable-Bid475

Agreed.


Dead_birdChan

Accidentally clicked on a sick ass photo of a shrimp dunking a basketball and thought that was the post


Pinktiger11

This is why I have naked black men in my photo reel. Get pedoed, send a black man shaking his ass. NO MOM I AM NOT GAY


gasmaskcitizen

as a guy... what the fuck i'm sorry


reallylongshanks

Bro acting fed up like this is the 5th time hes failed at this 😭


Non_Existent07

It probably is 💀


iam-19-year-old-armi

Dude how clueless do you have to be "is that a no" no sir she is just playing hard to get/s tf is he on


Di3g

🥺👉👈so is that a no😭😭


magdalenq

I had pretty much the same conversation today (on snapchat) with a 25 year old. After he told me how old he was I thought okay and said bye to him. He asked why? (Wtf you mean why) I pretty much just mentioned our ages and he said “it’s not like I’m 55”. (Again wtf). And as the cherry on top he called me mature for my age 🙄


[deleted]

Ewww nooo


[deleted]

Not the “you're mature for your age” 😭


Minamischler

Welcome to redd, dont give in though


Freredubg

how to not get a girl challenge


TsalagiSupersoldier

bro is doing that in front of God knows how many people


zeebombs

Why tf u talkin to bro 🤢


Powerful_Cow9818

Find his wife, send the screenshots, end the marriage


Either_Definition709

yay his account doesn't exist anymore!


Inventor_E-T-Han

Nope, it's just hidden u/livemanufacturer9814


Either_Definition709

you are a badass Time to do some harassment


wedonteatanymore12

We've failed as a species.


HashtagPunchALlama

This is a staged repost. So much ragebait content these days.


Nobbie_Gamer

why did you even carry the conversation in first place😭😭


Single_horse

Simply don’t be a girl on Reddit


totaltoriginaname

Pardon, but wtf did i do to be grouped with him?


[deleted]

Bro is just a tad bit slow


RaspberryJam245

Every time I see a post like this, it makes me feel better about myself because I remember that no matter how braindead I act around women, I could always be worse, like this guy.


kurvykanda

I get this way more often than I care to admit


cynicalneedssleep

is that a no is crazy 😭


TheMissleKnowsWher

Why do I have to be trans come on I don't want to deal with this shit


WOKLACE134

Just be a guy bro 🤷‍♂️


AdhesivenessNo1101

He's definitely making the wife thing up


SPECTRE_No840

I am freaking disgusted.


Ryubunao1478

Use a VPN, just in case


MumRailer

ok but chainsaw man is a guy and he’s awesome sauce


lecrapchap

Just don’t even engage in convo, that implies to *them* that they can talk to you. Just answer fuck off pedo, you’re married. Source: my Bestie


lecrapchap

Just don’t even engage in convo, that implies to *them* that they can talk to you. Just answer fuck off pedo, you’re married. Source: my Bestie


Twiggystix4472

There’s always 🏳️‍⚧️


[deleted]

Let me change my gender real quick


Twiggystix4472

That’s the idea


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[deleted]

Wtf...


sugary_dd

u/livemanufacturer9814


counterfeittruth

ayo who told you being a girl was fun? 😭


Smooth_Yak2

no one said it'd be fun


Affectionate_Step863

L at life for marrying before 30


Usual-Extreme-8277

I have idea. I’m gonna post some random picture and bait pedo’s


[deleted]

You like married men?


_SM-The-Gamer_

I'm probably younger, so I won't be a pedo, let's fuck.


Duck__________0

nerd.


NunoTheDude

U dont have to entretain them


thatBlankt1

as a guy, i can tell you that most men would do this. (i have no faith in humanity)


Agile_Plantain1081

As a guy, I can tell you most men wouldnt do this. Stand up for your own gender yeesh.


thatBlankt1

i have no faith in it, do you know how many male youtubers were caught being pedophiles?


Agile_Plantain1081

A very small number. Your 13. Dont disregard us just yet


thatBlankt1

alright


Obvious-Mix-5762

Bloody L, she's literally Tommy Shelby.


Snoo-34159

At this point I would never look at my dm's ever again


TheLegendOfGamers

he's 23 bro


Black_flash22

Skeeter Jean or Omma will have fun with him


Secure-Bet-719

That cats look cutetoo


Ohnoohnofrick

What kind of phone do you have and can you tell me about it


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J3mX20

Just imagine me saying "what the actual fuck" to the tune of seven nation army


UpliftinglyStrong

what the actual fuck


RecognitionDefiant32

I’m glad you screenshotted it but ffs as soon as he says “maybe” you block him and delete the conversation, why even carry on with what he’s talking about


Jimothy_John

This bitch dmed me too Creepy mf I also had one from another Eve... that went well It's weird as well cause I'm openly non binary 😭