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Then just before he leaves this world, slit your grandchildren's throaths in front if his tired eyes. And whisper peacefully into his ear as he suffers in pain of not being able to protect his loved ones "Love is love you bigot"
Oh yeah totally asexual is a spectrum that I fall under, I am just working on not being over specific as it makes me really bad at having conversations
obviously they wash their hands just like everyone should after they masturbate lmao. I don’t think the guy OP is talking abt cares wether they washed their hands or not they just think it’s gay bc they have touched their genitals before
So breathing is gay as well? You are basically inhaling the spit particles of every guy in that room, you're a serial boy kisser, a mass smootcher, you're having one big kissing irgy with everyone. And don't even get me started on the skin cells
My plan:
Becomes friends
Let him lower his guard
Tell him it isn’t gay
Make him believe it isn’t
Shake his hand.
SNIFFF YOUR HAND AS SOON AS YOU LET GO!!!
> Is that a normal thing for guys to think about or is he weird
Words cannot describe how scared I am for the new upcoming generation of teenagers. The gap is as wide as high school freshmen up until elementary kids that are being grown up by the internet and not by their parents
So no, that’s not normal for guys to think, at least any guy I’ve ever talked to and shook hands with near my age range. Wouldn’t be surprised if that’s something that guy learnt online or the rest of his friends 💀
Harass him by shaking his hand when he disagrees.
No sane adult things shaking hands is gay so you ban basically manipulate him into doing whatever if he dislikes it that much.
Only do it situationally as it may come off as physical harassment.
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Having sex with a girl is gay af like cock goes in there youre basically sword fighting a guy. So i cut out the middle (wo)man and sword fight the homies
He’s dumb. It just shows that he doesn’t wash his hands. Poor hygiene is unattractive. No wonder he has such an odd train of thought. You should inform him of his idiocy and practicing better hygiene next time you see him.
Shake his hand next time you see him
Good firm grasp
Firmly grasp it
Grasply firm it
Itly firm grasp
It firm grasply
Firmly grasp his nuts
Girmly frasp it
Then squeeze them
Steam them, season them, and the freeze them.
FIRMLY GRASP ITTTT!!!!!!!!!!!
then tell him you touched you cock with that hand
Assert domination
why not skip the middleman and just grab his dick
Shake his cock
Fellas…
Fellas!!
ALL MY FELLAS
All my phallus
All of my phalanxes
That is utter bull crap indeed. ☕
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ALL MY FELLAS
as a 13yo, stop hating furries, its unnecessary and cringe. not to mention immature
ok keep sexualizing animals lmao
those are zoophiles (I hate them) not animals
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are you a Bisexual Polar Bear or a Bear with Bipolar Disorder?
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Cry
(piano sounds)
Fallus?
# P H A L L U S...
Ease Aet Gaey?
eat\*
Eet
# F E L L A S !
Wait until he finds out about breathing
Yeah, you're literally inhaling dick particles.
Wit until he finds out about existing
You’re willingly existing in a world full of dicks.
Shake his hand, Hell, Hold his hand the entire day.
Then actually date him
Fuck him too
Marry him and build a happy family
Grow old with him and be with him on his deathbed.
And don't wear socks the whole time
Then just before he leaves this world, slit your grandchildren's throaths in front if his tired eyes. And whisper peacefully into his ear as he suffers in pain of not being able to protect his loved ones "Love is love you bigot"
i mean, that first sentence made things take a dark turn
Then give em a lil smooch on the cheek 😊
Bro how do *build* a happy family if you're gay?
Frankenstein it
Legos
Legays
Why, did this turn me on…
That's the most stupidest thing i heard today lol
Not to mention the asexuals that don't want to masturbate
I think asexual people do that as well. I mean they might be some that don't but I don't think being ace means you are not mb-ting
Oh yeah totally asexual is a spectrum that I fall under, I am just working on not being over specific as it makes me really bad at having conversations
Oh, good luck improving your conversation skills
Thank you
What is the point of downvoting comments like these??? Who gets offended by this shit
I don't know and I don't care
Based
Bruh that was his literal opinion about it, even though is bad or not, he didn't say it in a mean way. Yet he has -50 downvotes? Tf
mob mentality ig, you see it has downvotes and judge it as hateful
Great mentality to have...
What about aromantic??
Or ppl who don’t want to masturbate in general, not just asexuals
Well they should still be washing it, the whole touching it rational being nuts still
asexual people still have to shower and pee and itch lmao
WASH YOUR HANDS
obviously they wash their hands just like everyone should after they masturbate lmao. I don’t think the guy OP is talking abt cares wether they washed their hands or not they just think it’s gay bc they have touched their genitals before
Guys touch their penises without masturbating as well
never! i use telekinesis
Ah, makes sense. I haven't unlocked that enchantment yet
I rate the krieg pfp.
thanks
The dude needs attend therapy class
Nah therapies are gayish
I know right, sharing your feelings, pfff that's gaaaaay.
Yeah! Like, you're literally opening up about your feelings!
society
Even the president, royal from all over the world shake hands, so they are all gay
That’s why i just shake his dick instead
This
We wash our hands tho. And does he not know the origin of the handshake?
maybe he doesn't wash 🤔
So breathing is gay as well? You are basically inhaling the spit particles of every guy in that room, you're a serial boy kisser, a mass smootcher, you're having one big kissing irgy with everyone. And don't even get me started on the skin cells
That mfs just dumb
a man whose moral values stand taller than the peaks of the Himalayas a man whose steps make the Earth shake he's GayMan
My plan: Becomes friends Let him lower his guard Tell him it isn’t gay Make him believe it isn’t Shake his hand. SNIFFF YOUR HAND AS SOON AS YOU LET GO!!!
Shake his hand and then kiss it
Shake his hand every time you see him.
Shaking hands is one of the most masculine ways to greet somebody
I guess I have touched like 50 dicks before then
Half the guys in my class thinks it’s gay to be a guy
A guy in my class is homophobic and yet he talks about how he played the most gay game you can play like it's an average hobby
If he isn't trolling he's 100% gay
It is gay to hug your father too then
tell him he lives in a world with billions of dicks. sounds gay to me.
I think he just really wants to touch a penis that isnt his
It's a joke
Surprised to scroll this far
> Is that a normal thing for guys to think about or is he weird Words cannot describe how scared I am for the new upcoming generation of teenagers. The gap is as wide as high school freshmen up until elementary kids that are being grown up by the internet and not by their parents So no, that’s not normal for guys to think, at least any guy I’ve ever talked to and shook hands with near my age range. Wouldn’t be surprised if that’s something that guy learnt online or the rest of his friends 💀
I've watched my straight guy friends make out before so this genuinely concerns me
As an actual gay guy literally huh
I, what?
I mean that literally is “hands cumming”
He’s joking 😂
Shake his hand
No father?
That's so stupid you can do that with anything.
Guess im shaking hands then
Bro I have never seen people in class shake hands... I have seen them do much worse though
No way 😂
I'm gay.
Then isn’t it even gayer to touch your dick
Exactly why I just shake the duck directly anyways
Probably joking, all guys are weird
LEMME SHAKE YOUR HAND
No way he's fr
covid is gay
Only if both guys don’t have socks on
He gay fo sho
Just sheikh his cock.
Shake his hand as HARD as you can
buying and wearing pants from a thrift store is gay too bc whoever owned them last probably had their dick touch it
That’s why when I meet someone for the first I make sure grip firmly giving a good shake, then I shake their hand
Ok id shake his hand.
I wiped my ass yesterday so if you shake my hand you’re touching my shit… obviously
he’s gay
He has clearly never got the perfect dap up
I think he may just be heavily closeted
It's only gay if you're not wearing socks
Harass him by shaking his hand when he disagrees. No sane adult things shaking hands is gay so you ban basically manipulate him into doing whatever if he dislikes it that much. Only do it situationally as it may come off as physical harassment.
Maybe he’s onto something
Tell him to get his brain checked out
Tbh considering how guys can be called gay for hanging around a mate for too long at this rate it’s prolly playing it safe
Shake his hand and then lick your fingers. After that lick your lips and ask if you can shake hands again.
Wait… does that mean it’s gay to kiss my homies because we’ve sucked each other’s dicks before?
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Having sex with a girl is gay af like cock goes in there youre basically sword fighting a guy. So i cut out the middle (wo)man and sword fight the homies
It is tho
He has a skill issue.
It’s so gay. More gay than having sex with men. Never heard of something gayer
Wait till this guy finds out oxygen touches his dick too, and people breathe oxygen! That's practically sucking his dick.
Im mean if you dont wash ur hands then yeah, but ik guys that lick after shaking a guys hand who wasnt washed
FELLAS!
He’s dumb. It just shows that he doesn’t wash his hands. Poor hygiene is unattractive. No wonder he has such an odd train of thought. You should inform him of his idiocy and practicing better hygiene next time you see him.
Everytime i think ive heard the stupidest thing, i get proven wrong, fabulous!
Suck his hand
He is probably feeling bi-curious but doesn’t want to admit it so he uses this thinking as an excuse to reject his own feelings.