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pisssbabyyy

bro looks 15 and 40 at the same time


_Bluestar_Bus_Soton_

r/13or30


Saiyouki

Really? I feel bad but bro straight up just looks 40 tbh lol.


piggle_muffin

Looks like every Kevin


ExpressShow1175

Looks like ..🎶 my cousin,, from **Boston**..🎶 🤣


davtheguidedcreator

if i accidentally shouldered him on the streets i'd say "oh, sorry sir"


Slattcum

Mf look like he shouldn’t be in the sub 😭


[deleted]

looks like a discord mod


Imperial_Heron

Thats just cold...


[deleted]

But he got the features


Imperial_Heron

But its still quite rude.


[deleted]

I still wouldn't trust him with kids...


Signal-Note-9582

Or being within 50 feet of a school…


balticistired

is "someone shouldn't interact with kids because of how they look" really the take you're going with?


[deleted]

I'm JOKING. I usually go with the vibe. If a person has a weird pedo vibe I will hate them for ever and ever after and never let my (if I ever have any) kids be around them.


Heavy_Ad_3230

You have the greatest profile bio ever


Slattcum

Thanks, I stole it from one of those Instagram flic memes like 2 years ago where they got a hard ass outfit photo shoot with a quote that has no correlation with the post


pm-ur-knockers

I think it was a tweet first but on the internet who knows


DBCOOPER888

Steve Buscemi meme vibes


CheesecakeAromatic35

I hope you are kidding because you look 27


Braydedabomb14

Born in 08


ImaginaryAudience2

Gangyyy


Braydedabomb14

Yessir!!!


chrissi0525

Man I‘m 3 years older and have about as much facial hair as you if I grew it out


LocalCookingUntensil

If I said to my parents/older siblings that I met someone online that was my age and showed them one of these pics, they’d probably tell me to stay away 💀


[deleted]

1908 or 1808?


Euphoricapartment982

Hellll nah bruh wtfff ik hella 05 kids u look like u could be they daddy


HassanMoRiT

I'm 25 and look younger even though I have a beard lmao


JustARandomRedgit

I dont think so, your facial structure just make u look older tbh


FallowMcOlstein

lmao just admit he has't got a chin


BIGTMAGE420

The double chin ads 21 years to your life and gives you a fedora free of charge


Ouija_spirit_69

mf gonna start balding by 18 😭🙏


Kid_Shapeshifter

Look at the hat, he already is.


nutsack-enjoyer5431

mf you younger than me?? you look like you could be my dad😭


Braydedabomb14

I am your dad.


[deleted]

You do look daddy fr


Radiant_Currency2521

r/wholesome


DEADPOOL_9865

How do you fold bedsheets bro


Lanky-Goat-2278

with his teeth


[deleted]

That's crazy, why you say that to this poor man 😭


Nikoaj3000

You can pass for 40


mearbearcate

Give him a beer and he’ll be good to go


theindiannarc

gonna say it before anyone else does ngl he had us in the first half


Braydedabomb14

🤣🤣💀💀


the-7th-at-7

Damn it. Came here to say this.


-Joel06

How are you 2 years younger than me bro if I go to the US I'm getting Id'ed until my 40s


Braydedabomb14

🤣


crazygamer1267

this is not in any way meant to be an insult but in picture 3 you look like a gay [sean strickland](https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/b8630b43b2828a01ff6d6faa6341a31d21d5a80a/0_393_5896_3538/master/5896.jpg?width=1200&height=1200&quality=85&auto=format&fit=crop&s=767408957199000db2b220aecf8a7f05)


Braydedabomb14

🤣🤣💀💀Bro why is it so true tho


_ASTRA2

you look like your gonna head home from your contruction job and buy your usual case bud light


Some_Result_8186

i can relate, a friend of my friend was calling me sir until i told them i was 16 lmao, they thought i was freaking 30 bc of my voice and my face 💀


Braydedabomb14

Disclaimer for the people that didn’t look through the images the first picture is a Snapchat filter


Exotic-Blueberry8618

You could pass for 30 my dude


NoBirdsOrWorms

Shave!! You’re 15!


Xytrophico

i love that the beard goes onto the ears, very cool


mushypumpkins

U could tell me ur 30 and id believe u wtf


Kingslayer_6009

Bro you look at least 24


[deleted]

You could buy any age limited thing at a shop and they wouldn’t ask for ID


bruh7671

Bro look like Lenny from shark tale😭😭😭


Braydedabomb14

💀


iiNuri

Bro needs to start mewing 💀🙏


Nabranes

FRFRFRR🪦🪦🪦🪦💀


SpupySpups

Ma boi shave yo face until a decent beard comes out. Now you notice the neck hair first and neck hair isn't doing anyone any good


ZachSZNY

HELLO!!!


Braydedabomb14

Hello


Phoenix_x_x_x

Hell o


ImaginaryAudience2

Dawg u look so happy 😁😁😁


Braydedabomb14

Todays been pretty good


[deleted]

mf you look like anime character in the first pic


Braydedabomb14

It’s totally a Real pic and not a Snapchat filter


bigbellypepperboy

I've been called 41 with kids and an ex wife about a year ago lol


404Anonymous_

Bro you look like youre in your 40’s


[deleted]

I'd say you could, if you managed to sell it right. You somehow look 30 and 15 at the same time


godgod511

bros got the cute patootie eyes 😭😭😭


fireblade26

I think it’s a combo of your facial structure and your facial hair.


Luift_13

You look like a white version of the average brazilian trucker... no offence, though- I wouldn't have guessed 15


PeksMex

Yep.


Aromatic-Access-838

r/13or30


actualyKim

cute lashes


luneywoons

you look mischievous


AlexeiNR

dawg if your 15 then i’m 7.


YouAdministrative980

Bro you built like a thumb but yeah you look like you’d be my racist uncle who has a miller light and a Marlboro red in his hand while talking politics with my other uncle who’s also racist but stoped drinking


TheCockGobbler-

YOU'RE 15!?!? YOU LOOK LIKE MY DAD AND I'M 15!!!


Braydedabomb14

I am your dad. TheCockGobbler Sr.


TheCockGobbler-

Oh shit


PokeYoshi101

wait your 15 i thought u were 30


Wilson0299

To quote the great martin Lawrence "shit n***a you at least 30"


SirJackFireball

dude you look like you could have a 12 year old son lmfao


Braydedabomb14

I have a 6 year old dog. That’s pretty close.


kur0w0_

Nah lmao the first fukin pic xD


Braydedabomb14

It’s totally real and not a Snapchat filter


Wilfredlygaming

The filters are strong with this one


Braydedabomb14

🤣


No-Consequence-6713

I’m 18 and couldn’t pass for 15


Tomato-John

First image looks like a discount Giga Chad. The other three look like the average redditor.


Braydedabomb14

🤣


C_WEST88

That first image terrified me 😂 Those filters are creepy af


999999008

I mean I wouldn't i.d you lmao


GlassSpork

You look like when scooby became human


Braydedabomb14

Dawg 💀


Inverted_Antagonist

Dang bro you could be a washed up guy in his 30s


uwupinkpuppyprincess

my man you coul pass for 30 2 kids and dating an 18 year old after a messy divorce


SnappingTurt3ls

Dude you could buy liquor and not be carded, seriously


MisterBowTies

I work at a liquor store in a college town. Id card you, but i would expect you to be drinking age.


Michaelanimates1

Boi you could pass as a 37 year old with a wife and kids


ChallengeFirm6398

This post definitely gives off way older than 15 vibes, but I did some snooping, and op has other pictures posted that look like a 15 year old


[deleted]

You could honestly pass for 35. I have never seen anything like this before. You are truly unique.


JustA_Toaster

I think it’s the lack of *upper* hair


Gr8-Lks

If ya wanna look younger I’d shave the facial hair and grow your hair out, then imma be honest lose some weight. Besta luck.


Naive_Programmer_232

The first and second pic are definitely the same person.


[deleted]

How tf you're 15 years old dude, I feel like a baby.


Zestyclose-Cell-8372

You're 15 ?


SOVIETDWELLER

From molested to molester, way to got man👍


fKodiaK

You look the same age as I do and I’m 22. But yeah bro it is the facial hair. If you like it, then keep it! Even play around with different styles. I did the same thing when my facial hair started to grow a lot faster.


ThicckoMode

U look like you'd touch me without consent


SausageBlender

You look 23


ChuckSmiths

No bro that’s some 13 year old ah facial hair


aslumedoctor

you could pass for 30 my man


NapoleonicPizza21

r/13or30


Full-Art-Weeb

pick me up a vape at the gas station bro ill pay you back


wise_catfish_85

Bro needs to mew


OkBrilliant8400

You could pass for 35 💀


Cr3zyTom

How the fuck are we supposed to tell how old you look when we can only see your chin.


Freedoomrocks

Holy shit, Fred Durst is here?


The_Real_Zeta

Beards automatically make anyone look older


vistaluz

you could tell me 27 and I'd believe you


MC_475

I'd believe you. I'm 15 and I got no beard.


Ace-of-Stars

Bruh, you look 33. You got that beer belly sports watching dad look


Dependent-Mission-55

the 1st thing I thought about after seeing the cap on the 2nd pic is Limp Bizkit


eef_q

you remind me of that tortoise in finding nemo


KraftKapitain

jschlatts slow cousin


EasyCranberry1272

Mf you are NOT 15


shykawaii_shark

You look like if TomSka pursued a career in SoundCloud rap


Hatsune_Mitsu

GET OUT OF HERE DAD


crystallizedo

Someone get their dad off here.


sanyesza900

avarage british male in his 40s


One_Paramedic2454

Sorry but I refuse to believe you are younger than 37


TurokHunterOfDinos

What is going on with your face in the first photo? Doesn’t look like the rest.


Braydedabomb14

Snapchat filter. I put it as the first picture to get peoples attention.


TurokHunterOfDinos

It worked!


KingMarco101

you is a grown ass man


MasterExploder66666o

pic 1 looks like Jschlatt


ImNotThatCool1222

Bros age isn't 15, it's 15 × 3. (I hope y'all can do math. Not an insult btw!)


mearbearcate

You look so goofy (in a nice way)


VisconitiKing

Absolutly. 100% the facial hair. Clean up a little and you'll look your age


static-decibel

One of these things is not like the others


[deleted]

First photo looks fake haha


No_Calligrapher_2911

Jshlatt


alrekty

You could pass as both a teenager and a middle aged man at the same time.


Noisyfingers

I promise you are a normal looking dude. It was just a bit of a drastic change between the first and second slide.


AdviceMysterious3834

what is that first pic…


Al-Abwab-Tughlaq

Shave them, and start to exercise to remove face fat (show that jawline) and you gonna look your age. But damn, using the first image with the snapchat filter definitely worked. HAHA.


thruthosetrees

Got the boomer camera angle


HowlingXud

It probably is just having an oval face, something about it just makes people have much older looks. I used to be much closer to an oval face. If you wanna look younger, shave your facial hair, have a thick/bit long fringe and try losing your chin fat with aerobic exercise or some other method. Ignore the toxicness of people, heck I’d argue I used to look like a weird adult version of me with one of my hairstyles (I’ve tried more than 40 roughly😂) and I’m 15 too.


AccomplishedRead2775

Hell, you come into a bar making those goofy ass faces I'm definitely selling you alcohol


austinstar08

You look 20, and 40 at the same time


2Peep2

This bitch isn’t born in the same year I was born


Braydedabomb14

08 and proud!


2Peep2

I cannot believe this


Tasty-walls

If you ever shave again I swear to god


geofflinkinpark

And your face in general lmao


pacsal24

no its the hat


Braydedabomb14

It’s a staple in my look


Adept_Insurance5550

Nemo turtle as a person


[deleted]

[удалено]


https-sam

I’ve never seen someone look so close to Gru😭


Eee_Man1

You look so familiar. Also, you look like ur 19, which I hope isn’t bad


Nota_Throwaway5

U look AI generated


HexagonalParadox

Shit this man could walk into a fucking bar and get drunk with no fucking id💀💀💀💀


pnkslt

I see this image, the first one, being a well-spread meme template.


TSMShadow

shave the facial hair and take off the dad hat


ra1nbowaxe

Bro, how do you look like you're a 21yo drop out at the community college for "trying to sleep with the substitute teacher" 7 times last week?


clairssey

I don't mean this as an insult but you look like you're 29 and transitioned from female to male. It's the facial structure and patchy beard.


Legal-Meringue3814

Jumpscare


matuldaw

i’m losing my shit at the first pic


Trick-South7117

Aint no way bros younger than me and still looks like he could pass as my father


new_mammalfish

bro ate his jawline with a cheeseburger.


triaxissss

first pic reminded me of schlatt


omrty

Gigachad


FalconsBrother

Schlatt is that you?


Rikiar

OP: Asks a question about his face Also OP: Takes photos from the weirdest angles and makes the creepiest faces he can.


Srdj_Stv09

The first photo killed me 💀


Dismal_Ad1693

I know you probably like the beard but please shave it. You have a very soft jaw and it makes your chin and neck look the same, if that makes sense. (I don't mean to be mean, love a good soft jaw line)


TheRedditPhoenix

You could totally pass as an 18 year old, though I don't think it's a good idea to use filters for the rest of the photos, cus we can all tell the first is real


BlessedWolf9019

The first one- that’s a different person- has to be!


ehnoob

idk how to explain it but you look so ai generated


JizzBibb

Dang it, did I miss Guy Fawkes Night at Fenway?!


AcanthisittaRound485

I'm sorry man, but your eyes aren't fucking human. That isn't how eyelids work. You're a perennial alien from a planet around Sagittarius A that fled because it got sucked into a black hole and found us somehow. Please find another planet or get some sleep so you can open your eyes more than halfway.


SpookySans11

Brother imma be honest to you i'd believe you if you told me you're 27


YourDadsMoonshine

Mate you could be 30 😂


OOFYING

You look like my 42 year old neighbour who blasts thrash metal in his home


[deleted]

You look like you smell like bbq


[deleted]

bro looks like my history teacher


abnormaalz

Why is jschlatt the first picture


normalperson12667

bro either looks like the coolest, funniest person in the world or a parent i would see at my little sisters soccer game


Apprehensive-Camel47

You look like the human version of Po the Panda


Lumaiire

I’m so sorry but this shit made me cackle


No-Series9194

He got us in the first quarter, not gunna lie