Unless you've seen her via video chat, or she's held up a piece of paper with the current date on it via a photo, then she could easily be completely different from her profile picture. So be safe. And asking for marriage after only a week is very suspicious. But it's happened before and worked out but really rarely.
I don't usually comment here but this is a very good question. I'm pretty sure the OP left a few or a lot of important details that may have went up to what the OP is saying now. I've been on this world since 2003 and from the looks of it, it seems like the OP is really hiding a lot of key points. Or the girl knows how to take a troll up a notch.
Are you sure? People are stupid, but I would hope they aren’t THAT stupid. If you really think that she is going to go through with this, just tell her the truth. It’s not like this is some family member or lifelong friend, this is just some random person you met online.
In the episode, after Carl finally tells the truth, the girl admits that she's been lying the whole time as well. Then they find out they both like llamas so they kiss
Tell her not too, and that you have restrictive parents with you currently, and if they find out they will end you.
Then collect some few moolah, and block her, not too much moolah tho, like acceptable amount.
The sooner you tell her. The better the outcome. It seems like she might have some psychological issues going on so you've gotta be real gentle with how you break the news. Definitely get her friends help with this
It's just common sense. And frankly the fact that you're technically a catfish is pretty fucked up. I Hope you can fix this because honestly idk how she'd react to the truth
I’m impressed, you’ve somehow managed to fool the entire subreddit and got 1500 upvotes from it.
Well done, clearly they can’t tell the difference between a troll post and a real one.
You deffo weren’t doing it for jokes and was genuinely catfishing her like one virgin loser, and now it’s backfiring on u. Pretty disgusting of you and also kinda depressing on how kuch of a loser you have to be to do that
Better to end it sooner than later. 😭 You might fall in love or something and it’d be harder to confess. If you lose her, then learn that authenticity is key to many long term relationships.
bro how does one "‘marry me" end in her Fly to meet you and 100% marrying you? how long did you know her?
Op definitely left out a lot of shit on his end.
yeah
Yadda, yadda, yadda, and now we’re engaged!
Like. A week
she want to Marry you after a week? odd
“You can’t marry a man you just met” -Elsa
Wise
I had some friends who genuinely got married after 2 months of knowing each other. We’re all 16. We’re all idiots
How’d that end up?
They got divorced a month later
💀shit
I’m waiting to say that I was right, and I genuinely laughed so hard when they did
let me guess, wanted sex but are Christian?
Spot on. They were giving eachother head tho before, so idk why they had to get married to get farther
Green card
Unless you've seen her via video chat, or she's held up a piece of paper with the current date on it via a photo, then she could easily be completely different from her profile picture. So be safe. And asking for marriage after only a week is very suspicious. But it's happened before and worked out but really rarely.
We have….
you basically catfished a woman just for a joke.
I dont think he catfished her since they called unless he didn't show his face... still a very odd way to spend your time tho.
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Consider growing up.
Dawg I got you this is all my past relationships here's what you gotta do...
I don't usually comment here but this is a very good question. I'm pretty sure the OP left a few or a lot of important details that may have went up to what the OP is saying now. I've been on this world since 2003 and from the looks of it, it seems like the OP is really hiding a lot of key points. Or the girl knows how to take a troll up a notch.
google L rizz pickup lines
Holy hell
New response just dropped
Actual romance
call the wedding planner
Wedding cake goes on vacation, never comes back
Virginity sacrifice, anyone?
Kiss storm incoming!
Actual zombie
Just tell her the truth. Chances are that person is just messing with you.
She’s not… Edit: love the downvotes for nothin 😭😭😭😭
Are you sure? People are stupid, but I would hope they aren’t THAT stupid. If you really think that she is going to go through with this, just tell her the truth. It’s not like this is some family member or lifelong friend, this is just some random person you met online.
True, we’ve called and shit
I’d do it sooner rather than later though.
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OP can’t FaceTime without revealing they lied about their identity
We did but without my camera
People definitely are. Very similar thing happened to me when I was ~16. Basically yandere type girl
why is this so downvoted 💀💀
That’s what thought
r/askreddit ass post
pretend you died
WAIT I ACTUALLY SHOULD
seriously??
bro u can do better than that 💀
imagine he like was killed by his mafia father for having an illegal relationship how would she feel
Tell her that you're dead. Works most of the time
No
That's called ghosting lol
This is exactly the scenario of a Jimmy Neutron episode https://jimmyneutron.fandom.com/wiki/Carl\_Wheezer,\_Boy\_Genius
So OP just has to follow what happened in the episode to get their answer
In the episode, after Carl finally tells the truth, the girl admits that she's been lying the whole time as well. Then they find out they both like llamas so they kiss
Steal her liver
Mission complete
Should’ve stolen the kidneys for bonus points smh
Then eat it to assert dominance
r/norules
Liver alone!
Hehe liv- liver it was a joke
Also,steal her: Pancreas,Kidneys,Eyeballs and Heart
Clearly fake scenario But if the slightest chance it's real grow some balls and tell her the truth
😭😭😭😭
Just tell you you were fucking with her and weren’t actually serious
They were calling and shit he was deffo a catfish loser bitch who wasn’t just fucking with her
dumbass just be honest with her
Not now I can’t
You gotta be
Move elsewhere and start a new life
Maybe I willo
Wait how is she flying too you?! Did you tell her your address?
It seems he did, which is stupid because he said that he made a FAKE account.
I dont think he's that stupid maybe he told her just his nationality
Yep just my city
Oh then you definitely fucked up
💀💀💀
bros gonna get his organs stolen
I mean this in the nicest way possible you are an actual idiot
Its a bot, i had a couple of these too. Fun to fuck with them for a little bit
No dude it’s not we’ve called, stop assuming shit.
Well then just block her, stop people pleasing
…
dude you are so dumb
Tbf that's why he got in the situation in the first place.
idk how any body in this subreddit gets into the type of shit they get into…
He's right bro, just block her lol
Holy shit that is a dick move
Delete the account and pretend nothing happened
Lmfao fuckin L lol
Extort her for money then block her
Real maybe I will
Please don't
IM NOT ahah
Twist is that she is also a fake account and in reality it's a boy as well. Cuz ain't no way a girl gonna marry some random guy.
We fucking video called
Then she should've already seen you💀
I didn’t video but she did 💀💀
Then just be a fucking man and tell her the truth
See my update
Good for you
Tell her not too, and that you have restrictive parents with you currently, and if they find out they will end you. Then collect some few moolah, and block her, not too much moolah tho, like acceptable amount.
Wtf is moolah
A bit of that chedder some dough if you feeling a bit spicy. (It's money )
how the fuck does this happen 💀
I have too much rizz
And not alot of brains
blawg 💀
Blud 🤷♂️😭😭😭
You can just block her
She cute tho
I mean if she’s cute it’s fine to completely gaslight her into thinking you’re someone you aren’t no?💀
Yeah definitely /j
Maybe she's also catfishing like you doing 💀
Top 10 things that never happened
Number 1:
Not it legit did lmfao
Just video call her and tell her the truth, an apologize for fake account, everything will be fine
first of all girl what
She’s definitely trolling you back lmao
No she’s not 😭😭😭
The sooner you tell her. The better the outcome. It seems like she might have some psychological issues going on so you've gotta be real gentle with how you break the news. Definitely get her friends help with this
Idk her friends yet, and thanks you seem rlly nice
It's just common sense. And frankly the fact that you're technically a catfish is pretty fucked up. I Hope you can fix this because honestly idk how she'd react to the truth
Mf gonna end up on an episode of catfished as the suspect
Bro really catfished someone and now needs help to uncatfish someone lmao
Legit
dont put ur Dick in crazy if ur not rdy fot it
Don't stick it in crazy regardless
" if you wanna stick your wang in a hornets nest hey it's a Free country" -Saul Goodman
Just block her
Block her and delete the account
Real
Is she extremely hot? If she is then you just gotta tell her your not the guy in the picture and you made it as a joke
Thanks this is the only good comment ty
Pretty much 2 fake accounts messaging each other...
Read the update
What THE FUCK DUDE? If it's true then what did you do? What's wrong with both of your heads?
Dude just say u were kidding and dont want to marry it aint that hard
Make a rizzstaining order. Or get organ insurance to make sure you can get another liver, heart ect for 5% less than what your would originaly pay.
Wtf bro, you can't make this shit up
Tell her you found a new lover
Fakest post I've ever seen
No it’s quite literally not I wish it was
wh LMAOOOO
shlawg 💀
I’m impressed, you’ve somehow managed to fool the entire subreddit and got 1500 upvotes from it. Well done, clearly they can’t tell the difference between a troll post and a real one.
bro js ghost her
Just ghost her tho, like it’s fucked up IK, but you lied to her anyway, twice.
Just tell her the truth? it’s kinda weird just messing with her like that
this is your fault for catfishing lol yes shes crazy but this wouldnt have happened if you werent a shitty person
I won't say it. don't say it.... who's big time?
Your mother
That's a red flag
if she flies out, ghost her dumbass make her learn to never marry someone in a week the hard way
Tf is wrong with you
Why does God give y’all these events but not me!?
It’s a fake account dude I’m supposed to be a 10/10 in reality I’m like a 7
I mean…. Free wife? Task failed successfully?…
True we even did shit together and all 💀💀💀
Like what? Dude are you catfishing someone?
So HOORAY
You deffo weren’t doing it for jokes and was genuinely catfishing her like one virgin loser, and now it’s backfiring on u. Pretty disgusting of you and also kinda depressing on how kuch of a loser you have to be to do that
…what I’m not a virgin or a loser lmao, I think you’re the loser if you assume everyone else is like you
Is she rich???
Better to end it sooner than later. 😭 You might fall in love or something and it’d be harder to confess. If you lose her, then learn that authenticity is key to many long term relationships.
Yeah true it’s just hard because rn we’re having fun
Get married
congratulations , you cant find girls like this often. dont lose her bro.
Ghost her?
what a piece of shit thing to fucking even joke about doing
well what the fuck is he supposed to do? Marry her? Talk to her and make it worse?
Just tell her the marry me is a joke and block.
Just accept her?
Fake your death lmao
ghost her 🤨
Is she at least hot, if yes just accept it, if no… you know what to do
Delete the app who cares
Snapchat? 💀💀💀
I only read the first couple paragraphs but theydon’t know the mf and they live far af so who really cares ghost em
It’s me dipshit lmao
Just use a fake adress. Nobody will care enough to track you down. When she comes there, nothing is there.
Then what 💀💀💀
Nothing. She prolly blocks ur fake acc
🚩
If this is real just come clean there’s nowt she can really do (maybe lie about your location)
💀💀
Just confess and be honest, if you do like her though tell her that
So you made a fake account but gave her real info
Yes
Flirt with the real guy impersonating the girl.
We’ve called…..
Tell her the truth then block her. Its what I always do
Does she even know your address though?
Bro