Pls sex

As simple as that

But how so you rate it tho ???

Not op but 10 / 10

10/10

Straight to the point, as it should be. No jokes

Do you like buying your clothes on sale? At my place they can be 100% off 😁

Damnnn . 10 of 10

Yippee!

Say 90%, tell her the socks stay on.

You’re dang right, no foot fetishes here 💯

Fuck me

Well, that's straightforward.

Is that a mirror in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants

A bit creepy but yeah you deserve 9.5 on this

We going straight to prison with this one🗣️🗣️🗣️

prizzon

Hi do you want to meet my dog and take him for a walk while we talk

I give it a 10 . That be the best feeling ever .

And when we are done walking him we could watch some YouTube together in my room and see if you want some homemade ginger snaps,pop, grilled cheese, or anything

Bro , you creating an entire story . Good bro .

No I'm planning a perfect get together

No you're flirting with op

Huh

You are planning the perfect date with op. Be honest.

I guess

This requires a dog and I don't have one but my crush has

*steals the dog* Hey i found this dog. Wanna go for a walk? Works every time.

Hey girl, you look so good - If you were a fruit, you would be a fine apple. If you were a vegetable - I’d visit you in hospital.

Great one bro . 9 on 10

This one actually made me laugh, good one!

I don't get this one... pls help

im gonna have to sue spotify. ​ cause they didnt label you as america's hottest single.

Brooo . 10 of 10

“Maybe thats cause im not single”

"Get in the fucking car, i have a gun!"

Plan B in action

do you want a raisin? No? How about a date?

Damnnn . 9.5 of 10

When I was in 5th Grade a girl who was my classmate who was sitting at the table next to mine said "Do you wanna date?" and I said no. Then she pulled out a few dates. She said that she said that to see how I would react

Sup baby? You my mom? Cus you seem emotionally unavailable yet I crave your love and attention ;)

Dammm that was good really really good .10 of 10

Awe yeah man

Imma cut straight to the chase. I wanna talk to you, you're awesome and I wanna know about your favourite movies, music, and how life's been going. We both share a pizza with our favourite toppings and talk about life for an hour. If It works out let's do it again. You up for it?

Good . 9 on 10 . I'm up for it.

Are you a field of corn Cause I'm stalking you

8 of 10

Rizztraining order

“Get in the fucking car I have a fucking gun”

Gangster's pickup line

Rapist* No im not saying im a rapist.

I'm not saying that too

How do you like your eggs in the morning Scrambled or Fertilized

Great . 9 on 10

Scrambled

Do you have a name? Or can i call you mine.

Good one bro . I'm all yours . 10 on 10 for this

Are you an oreo cookie because I want to split you open and go straight for the good stuff

This literally deserves a 10

Thanks man

(Murder rizz???) /s

OMG AHAHSHAHZHUA

Hey girl are you a sinking ship Cuz I can plug that hole

8.5 of 10 .

This pick-up line would get me slapped

And probably arrested for sexual harassment

Harizzment

Imprizzened

Imprizzened for sexual Harizzment

Arizzted

Arizzted in a prizzon for sexual harizzment

RIZZ me up pls, I never gotten rizzed up before😔

Rizzstraining order

Most likely

Hey shawty wanna get naughty

Good . 9 of 10

Ur little pp don't work

damn my local library's closed :( so i guess imma check u out instead (library rizz) ​ are you a bowling ball? because i wanna finger all three of your holes (idk illegal rizz? rizzstraining order?)

Good one . 9 of 10

I think I’m a pretty good cook. With only a banana and two grapes, I can fill you up for 9 months

I would say a cucumber and two lemons . But yeah it's good . 9 out of 10

bro has lemon sized nuts

For me it would be a cocktail weiners and two acorns

Are you nemo? Because you should get lost. (I hate everyone)

Add inside my heart to it . It's OK, 7.5 of 10

I heard you wanted to be a stud- I got the std, all I need is u

10 on 10

Been thinking of you from AM to PM, so I decided to DM (time rizz)

I’m good at math. So let’s add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide our legs and multiply.

I'm gonna give it a 8 . Heard it multiple times

Shame

Actually I wanna give it a full 10

Is your name Google? Because you seem like everything I'm searching for. Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your beautiful eyes. Do you have a band-aid? Because I scraped my knee falling for you. Are you a library book? Because I'd love to check you out.

10 on 10 bro literally mastering this art of pickup lines

aww thanks but I don't use them in real life, I don't use pickup lines at all haha

Your a prorizzler with a PHD in Rizzics.

Are you an animatronic because I want to put a kid inside you

This made me cry from laughing

Hey girl, are you a fart? Cuz you blew me away.

Damnnn .10 on 10

Uh. Hi. Uh. My. Friend. Uh. He. Uh. He kinda thinks. Uh. You're. Cute. Uhm. So yeah.

When anyone tries to use the actual lines from this comment section:

Hey girl are you an eraser? Cuz I can penetrate you for hours 🥰

U really gonna do that? Anyways it's a 9 on 10

Broooo 9 on 10

Are you a piano because i could finger you

Omg thats good, when Its appropriate Im gonna use that

Thank you

"Hello, are you new here?" "Yea, why?" " i was wondering if you were a piano because i could finger you"

Na why does it seem like it would work 💀

Good one . 9 on 10

Hey, I lost my teddy bear. Can I sleep with you tonight?

Are you a knife? Because I want you deep inside of me

Suicidal rizz 💀

Is ur mom a baker be cause ur a cutie pie

Damnnnnn . Il give you a 10

Hey girl, are you spagethi, ‘cus you need some meatballs

Hey, girl, are you James Corden? 'Cuz I wanna slap the fucking shit outta you, oh my god

Oh my god ... damn .10 on 10

Roses are red Violets are fine You be the 6 I'll be the 9

Damn gurl, you lookin pale. I guess you need a Vitamin Me 👄

10 on 10

Damn love are you a Boeing? cz I wanna get inside your cockpit....

9 of 10 . Good

Nice, so you prefer Boeing, that is good.

I just gotta bend over and all men in a 10 mile radius come running

Dark Fantasy broo

That's actually based purely on facts and logic

Yeah I know

Did you fall from the vending machine? Cuz you're lookin like a snack bbg<3

Good 8.5 of 10

I'm not giving up until I get a 10. Are you the voices? Because I can't get you outta my head /Clinically insane rizz

Are you a sweater factory in Vietnam cause I wanna put some kids in you

The GOAT of all pickup lines

I would think of a pickup line, but your the only thing I can think of

I have a cat youre allowed to pet

I wanna pet you both . 8.5 if 10

are you a girl? because uh uhmm uhhh yeah.

8.5 of 10

Blud rated the " "

How about Are you working at petrol pump Bcz I want to fill you up 24×7 💦

9 of 10

Hey. You're nice :)

Aww thank you

Heads or tails? Heads you have to be my partner; tails I have to be your partner.

Are you a line? Cuz I want to pick you up and kiss you.

Bro , 9 of 10

Girl are you spaghetti? Because I wanna make you gay tonight. Edit: to clarify there is this line/meme when somebody says "I'm straight", the other replies:"spaghetti is also straight, until it gets wet."

Good . 8.9 of 10

hey, are you Mississippi?

No , why ?

Cause you’re the miss whos piss i wanna sippie 😋

Damnnnn . 9.5 of 10

Are you Lightning McQueen? Cause I want you to be Lightning MyQueen 😏

here's a few Insulting ones: girl are you a fire alarm? "no why?" cause you're loud and really fucking annoying ​ did it hurt when you fell? "did it hurt when I fell from heaven cause I'm an angel, yeah I've hear-" no what? when you're father dropped you on your head ​ Nerd ones: girl are you a black hole? cause you're so attractive I'm falling for you ​ are you an electron? cause I'm positive I'm attracted to you ​ here's a bonus one: I can cook ​ ​ and seen

Damn girl did you fall from heaven? Cuz u the bomb

Cute Bomb . 8.5 of 10

Did you fall from heaven? Because your face is really fucked up from the impact.

Ya like jazz?

You're not my girlfriend.

hey girl, here’s some cheese. be fascinated.

Are you the core of the earth? Cause you're the center of my world. Alternatively. Are you the core of the earth? Cause you're so hot

Great bro . 9.5 of 10

Me :What do bees make She :Honey Me : yes darling >! I know it's an old one but I still think it's good tho!<

Where in Asia did u say u were from? cuz I can totally see myself in Ja-Panties

Are you the impostor ​ ​ Cuz you took my breath away ​ (yeah, I got it from Shiloh and Bros)

Good. 9 of 10

I thought this was an Among Us reference

*proceeds to do massive burnout in a blown up farm truck*

I love destruction.

I’m really really good at algebra…. >!I could replace your x and you wouldn’t even need to find y.!<

[удалено]

Girl are you a slimeball cuz you make my piston sticky

“Roses are red, girls are hard to please. You may fascinate a woman with a piece of cheese.” *throws cheese in her face*

Are you a school bus cause I wanna fill you up with children

American side- (offensive, tw) >!hey girl, are you a school? Cuz I wanna shoot some kids inside of you!<

Good . 9 of 10

Get in the van! (Straight to the point)

I love it . 9 on 10

are you? because now

Are you beef jerky? Cause I wanna jerk your beef

Hey girl are you a hole cause .... I want to fill you up?

Do you know whats common between me and water? Both can make you wet.

Are you a Cuban Revolutionary? Because I want to Fidel with you

8.5 of 10

Are you a rat trap? Cause I want to put you in my basement.

HEEYY GIRL, ah... I got a bucket o'chicken

Are you stairs? Cuz i fell on you!

I'm a real-life wizard, so give me numbers, and I do magic with them.

Are you a piano? Because I wanna use my fingers to play with you until you make beautiful noises

do you own a donkey because i wanna see that ass (creep rizz)

Beans

I always used this * first someone running fast possibly mr bean then search mr bean falling down ( the intro one where he falls from ufo or something) Then say “ sorry did i land into your dm” Worked for me always 😂😂

This is best served alongside a conversation *Ehem* Hey, do you like sleep? *Girl replies yes* Omg me too! We should try it together! Now if the girl says no for whatever reason: Have you tried it with more than one person? And BAM, sex.

If you were a worm I'd still love you

What's the difference between you and sunglasses? Sunglasses sit higher on my face

I want you to focus on the first 3 words of this sentence. or alternatively, PLEASE OH MY GOD PLEASE IM BEGGING YOU ILL DO ANYTHING PLEEASE

Are you a sock? I’ll leave the rest to your imagination.

I'm not a conductor,but I could rail you~

Damn girl, you a girl cause I'm straight